Chapter Forty-Three: The Demon Monarch Loach
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In the wild, Tianxiang Zheng and Liu Ruyan were doing two tasks to collect a hundred loaches above the demon king level.
Tianxiang's legs were crawling with grasshoppers: "Liu Ruyan! Will it be treated! As long as Sister Ya waves her hand, your whole body is dancing, and Sister Ya has not cured it well! Look at this demon king locust! ”
Liu Ruyan: "It hasn't been long since people have just practiced the Heavenly Immortal Rejuvenation Technique! You can't give you treatment anymore, so that this demon loach and the locust will eat you together! The locust drinks blood, the loach eats meat, and they don't want all your treasures to give them to me." ”
Tianxiang: "You evil woman! I knew that today was unlucky! I went out without looking at the yellow calendar, and Xiaobai also knelt on the ground and said that I would send my master to heaven early. I'm going to go! A loach is so good! What the hell, don't go!"
The demon king's loach had no combat effectiveness, and when he saw that he couldn't beat it, he drilled into the mud.
Tianxiang: "Bang! Who issued this task! I want to catch a hundred of them! I didn't catch a single one in the morning, and I was sucked by the demon lord locust for several mouthfuls of blood. ”
Liu Ruyan: "Don't shout! This is assigned by Grandpa Tianxian Taishang." ”
Tianxiang: "That bad old man! Eh, you can't catch it like this! You wait a while! I'll refine a magic weapon." ”
Liu Ruyan: "Now the magic refining weapon, you are going to catch the Lantern Festival next year!"
Tianxiang: "Only this way can I catch next year's Chinese New Year's Eve." Then you can catch one and show me! The loach water escape technique is so good, you can't even catch the tail. The light will dance around on the shore, blind command, coquettish, quite good-looking, distracting me. ”
Liu Ruyan: "Okay, okay! You can refine! I'm so weird! How do you know everything! Alchemy refining tools, spirit plants and beast taming, and drawing rune arrays! Where do you have so many contribution points to change the magic technique! I just have enough contribution points for the rejuvenation technique in three months! You also bring a high-grade Dan furnace with you, so many materials. I wonder where you got all your spirit stones!"
Tianxiang: "Hehe, hey, the classics of the Heavenly Immortal Sect, I have all changed them, and then I have to change the bottom of the pressure box on the Heavenly Immortal Taishang." It's a pity that I'm not proficient in everything. As for the spirit stone, hehe, this is a secret, don't say it, it's embarrassing! ”
Liu Ruyan: "Just rely on this pliers?"
Tianxiang: "Yes! Tiger tooth dragon mouth pliers! Domineering! Just designed." The Tiger Demon Monarch of the Sword and Tiger Cave, now he is calling me big brother, offering me two tiger teeth every month in exchange for three fat pigs. When I was a child, I was in my hometown, catching loaches, one by one. See, the Demon Monarch Loach can't run away! Hit the Water Breaking Ground Breaking Talisman Array on it. A brainless demon is a brainless demon, and when you grow into a demon emperor, you still have no brains, and you want to run away with a little water escape technique! I have seen the Five Elements Escape Method of the Authentic Immortal Family, and I know how to break your little spell. ”
Liu Ruyan: "It's amazing! The Jindan-level loach essence was actually caught by me as a Zhuji, hehe." I want to cultivate this tongs into a spiritual treasure, and grab the Yuanying with a pincer. When you get to Yuanying, you can't run away from Grandmother Liu's palm. ”
Tianxiang: "Yes, when the time comes, a pig woman like you can't reach my realm." What about you, if you can use your brain, your brain will be fine, Bai Chang is so beautiful, and he doesn't know how to hook up with men. All you have to do is give me an eyebrow and I'll go with you. ”
Liu Ruyan: "No wonder your master goes there to drink all day long! Hey, he owes me 200,000 spirit stones from the Ruyan Hotel, when will you pay it back! ”
Tianxiang: "What! That old pit is a force! I owe money for wine and food! Okay, I will be a teacher for one day, and I will be cheated for life, and I will pay it back when my spiritual rice is ripe." I'm surprised that so much land rent can't feed him, and he has a steady income of 200,000 spirit stones a month! Houshan opened up more than 2,000 acres of land for him, and I haven't made a single piece of land in my share of land rent so far! I learned to be obedient yesterday, and I went to collect rent in the middle of the night, and the disciple who farmed the field said that the master had already collected the rent for three years in advance. ”
Liu Ruyan: "Senior Cui's alcohol addiction is really great! Is his wine gourd also a magic weapon? How can he pretend to be dissatisfied." ”
Tianxiang: "Well, that gourd is his only magic weapon, and I won't let me touch it." I'm just looking forward to his early death! Okay, a hundred! Tianxian is too high, why are you catching so many loaches, do you want to put them in the bathtub for massage? I really have an idea! Carefully get into the chrysanthemum eyes, that taste, eh, it must be an old chrysanthemum residue, constipation and hemorrhoids, put the loaches in to eat Xiang. ”
Liu Ruyan: "Don't be disgusted, okay! Catch more! Make tofu loaches for everyone at night!"
Tianxiang: "Oh! Your food must be delicious, and I drool when I think about it." ”
Liu Ruyan: "A foundation building concentration is so poor!"
Tianxiang: "Hey! What we pursue in cultivating immortals is to realize nature! Like those monks, they quit everything! Hunger strikes and despair! That's still a fart! It's better to be reincarnated as soon as possible, maybe it's a flesh fetus with a heavenly spirit root! I don't know what these monks think. ”
Liu Ruyan: "You have been a monk?"
Tianxiang: "Well, I've listened to other people's temples chanting scriptures, and I want to learn, but I don't understand." Ask the old monk, the old bald head didn't understand, secretly told me that he was blind, and stuffed me with a spirit stone to tell me not to talk about it everywhere, otherwise it would ruin his business. I'm such a person, I! How can one spirit stone be enough! Knocked him out of 10,000 bamboo poles. He gave me the wooden fish directly, and it was still a magic weapon, so he made a lot of money. ”
Tianxian Peak Tianxian Taishang Cave Mansion.
Tianxiang and Liu Ruyan came over to hand in the task. Duan Gang was there.
Immortal Taishang: "Caught so quickly?"
Tianxiang: "Yes!"
Immortal Taishang: "That's good! I'm going to catch it myself." ”
Tianxiang: "How can this little thing trouble you?"
The bathtub is all set, and Senior Brother Duan is preparing the bath water there! It doesn't matter if you don't have a face yourself, it is estimated that the Jindan Zhuji Xiao Lianqi of the Immortal Sect will have to drill into the crotch of his pants to live. Otherwise, whoever catches so many loaches must return them with three fingers.
Tianxian Taishang: "Oh! Okay! I'll take a look! Eh, it's all demon kings! Not bad! Big enough! Taishang, I'm just afraid of that locust, and the beginner master also told me to catch loaches." I was still young at that time, and I didn't know the locusts, so I thought they were little black worms, so I went into the fields. The result was miserable! If there was no senior brother picking flowers and flying over, I would have hung in the field. ”
Tianxiang: "Presumably, the old man also has that hobby! ”
Tianxian Taishang: "Well, the master is useful for catching loaches, and I have learned this method." Alright, you go down. ”
Tianxiang shook his head secretly, Senior Brother Duan, you are so pitiful! Look at this pervert playing games!
Ruyan Hotel.
Tianxiang: "Come on, come on, everyone, you're welcome! It's fresh, and it's just in the pot and it's still drilling into the tofu. This group of loaches has never drilled Taishang Juyan and eaten Xiang. ”
Zhao Xi: "Brother Chen, what are you talking nonsense." ”
Tianxiang: "When we handed in the task, Taishang even set up the bathtub. It's not nonsense. It's good that I packed it separately. ”
Mu Ya: "Hey, Senior Brother Chen, don't be disgusting, okay." I don't want to eat it. ”
Zhao Xi: "It tastes very good, Demon Monarch Loach, greatly increased and cultivated." Senior Brother Chen, are you two under pressure to do the task? ”
Tianxiang: "It's easy! In the future, we don't have to go to a simple task like this as a team, and give everyone a little time to practice." Now that the activities of demonic monsters seem to be less, there is no need to be so nervous. It must have been the ghost of the Minghuang family! This stupid fork of the Minghuang must have been hung up by the old lady of the Tianxian that day! That Tianxia ancestor was too good! Two hundred years ago, he calculated the Minghuang and lied to him that our spiritual treasure was broken. ”
Mu Ya: "Well, don't you know how powerful our second-generation ancestor Tianxia Ancestor is! At that time, it was a sensational figure in the entire Three Realms, and the Great Elder of the Immortal Dao Ancestral Court called him brother at that time." ”
Qin Muyang: "That's, it's not powerful, how can you call it an ancestor?"
Mu Ya: "Now I will do the task separately, but I finally have time to practice." The cultivation has not risen much! Liu Mei has reached the fourth floor of the foundation. Senior Brother Chen! Now the cultivation is the lowest for you! The first floor is still in consummation. ”
Tianxiang: "Yes! If you kill you, you won't break through! If only there was a holy medicine." The rabbits are now out of the house, and they don't want to take one out to me. Last time, I brushed my cousin's teeth, and I picked a little magic medicine between her teeth, and I wanted to eat it, but I was robbed by Xiaobai's fierce doll. ”
Qin Muyang: "Then there is no hope for your Immortal Dao Ancestral Court enrollment this time!"
Tianxiang: "What is it?Senior Brother Qin, what are you talking about the enrollment of the Immortal Dao Ancestral Court?"
Qin Muyang: "Oh, you don't know yet, right! The new enrollment of the Immortal Dao Ancestral Court! Yesterday in the Wantong Realm, it will come to us soon." ”
Wu Yuan: "Really!
Tianxiang: "What is the Immortal Dao Ancestral Court? Last time, I was arrested and sent to the Sansi for trial, and a group of Yama Wangsun wanted to sentence me to be executed! Fortunately, the Heavenly Immortal Taishang protected me." ”
Qin Muyang: "Is there such a thing? The Immortal Dao Ancestral Court is the leader of our Immortal Cultivation Three Thousand Realms! Our Immortal Cultivation Realm is relatively free, therefore, the Immortal Dao Ancestral Court generally does not interfere in the affairs of the various sects, and will only intervene when something that has a particularly big impact occurs." Like some of the rules of our immortal cultivation, they are all set by them, and they are the supreme organization of the immortal cultivation world. ”
Tianxiang: "What's going on with admissions? Recruit to the Hades Palace? That seems to be called conjuring." ”
Qin Muyang: "It's very simple, it's to recruit outstanding disciples in the immortal realm to go for further study." The resources of the Immortal Dao Ancestral Court are not comparable to our Heavenly Immortal Sect. If there is any place in the human world that is closest to the immortal realm, it is the Immortal Dao Ancestral Court. ”
Tianxiang: "Wow! I'm going to sign up." Ask Lian Mei to go too, Lian Mei will definitely be chosen. I went in with my thighs crossed and became a sidekick. Bring my cousin in, that's really developed. ”
Qin Muyang: "Senior Brother Chen, don't mess around. Uncle Yulian will definitely not be able to choose! My grandfather will not give a Heavenly Spirit Root to the Immortal Dao Ancestral Court, and our Heavenly Immortal Sect will not develop? Uncle Yulian is my grandfather's hope, this time in order to hide from the people of the Immortal Dao Ancestral Court, he is ready to use the Spirit Treasure again. ”
Tianxiang: "That's right. Then Senior Brother Qin, you won't go?"
Qin Muyang: "I'm not qualified enough, hehe." ”
Tianxiang: "What! You're not qualified like this?"
Qin Muyang: "You don't know the demons secretly hidden by the various sects! Do you think that there is only one Heavenly Spirit Root of Uncle Yulian in each realm? Hehe! Although the Heavenly Spirit Root is indeed rare. A remote small realm like ours, with a population of 100 billion, is indeed remarkable to have a Heavenly Spirit Root. But compared to the trillions of people, this is nothing. What kind of bitter spirit root, earth spirit root, heaven and earth spirit root, pure five elements spirit root, grab a lot of it! Immortal spirit root and divine spirit root are not impossible. Those super sects have hidden more than a dozen disciples with qualifications against the sky. ”
Tianxiang: "The more I talk about it, the more mysterious it becomes, I thought that our Heavenly Immortal Sect dominated the realm, and it was also a super sect, so look at it this way, it is still a small and medium-sized one?
Zhao Xi: "Hey, Senior Brother Chen! Whoever signs up for this will have the final say! ”
Qin Muyang: "Well, Lei Linggen is placed in the super sect, and he is considered an excellent disciple at most, but he can't enter the core." My grandfather caught so many loaches today just to sacrifice his spiritual treasure, and when the time comes, it will be good for the law enforcement elders of the Immortal Dao Ancestral Court, so that Uncle Yulian's heavenly spirit root will not be seen by others. ”
Tianxiang: "It wasn't that purpose. ”
Liu Ruyan: "What is the spirit treasure of our Heavenly Immortal Sect's Zhen Sect?
Qin Muyang: "Hehe! This is handed down by the ancestors of the thousand immortals, called the Three Mirrors! It is modeled after Nuwa Niangniang's innate spiritual treasure Nine Heavens Ming Ling Three Lives and Ten Thousand Dao Reincarnation Mirror, it is an auxiliary spiritual treasure, and it has a miraculous effect on divine consciousness! The water spiritual power of the loach is sufficient, and it is just right to use." This spiritual treasure is specially used to deceive people, and you still don't know it after blinding you! Therefore, the head of our generation is called a thousand immortals! It is this spiritual treasure that depends on it. Back then, he grew to the level of Tongtian Lingbao! Later, I don't know how it was broken, and it fell one level before it became a Lingbao level. Otherwise, the last ten Immortals wouldn't have been able to run. ”
Zhao Xi: "Senior Brother Qin, you are too unkind! When will you take us to see these three mirrors, I will study and study them, and I will also imitate one." Sounds awesome. ”
Qin Muyang: "Don't you dare! Something happened, and then my grandfather slapped me away." These three mirrors are the secrets of our sect, and I saw them once the last time I fought against the Underworld. Anyway, the ones selected will be selected from the dozen or so people in our first brigade! Most of the rest are not of the right age, or they are not qualified enough. I knew my grandfather wouldn't let me go. The Immortal Dao Ancestral Court is in Penglai Wonderland, if you follow the speed of Senior Brother Chen's cultivation and the best magic weapon, once you come and go, you will have to fly for fifty years. ”
Chen Tianxiang: "Poof! So far! Eya, this tofu is so hot! ”
Liu Ruyan slapped Tianxiang's jade bowl away, and Xiaobai rushed over to lick it clean, so as not to stain the floor of the Ruyan Hotel.
Wu Yuan: "Eh, Senior Brother Duan! You are in a hurry to go back to refining again! Do you want to stay and play cards together! The long night is so boring, I have been refining my body until my waist cramps, you are careful of hand cramps." "If I can't win your millions of spirit stones, I won't be surnamed Wu if I'm bald.
Duan Gang: "Okay! Anyway, the materials have been refined." How much is a game, not too much. ”
Zhao Xi: "It's only a thousand spirit stones." You sell for more than a million with a superb magic weapon, what are you afraid of? ”
Qin Muyang: "Come on, put it on the table! You are not allowed to peek with the eye of heaven! Senior Brother Chen, have you finished drinking the tofu soup? Eh, forget it, the four of us will fight first. ”
Duan Gang: "Hehe, the cards that I have just refined, you can't see through this bit of heavenly eye." Come on, who shuffles the cards first. ”
Sister Ya: "If you don't help clean up, you'll play." When the head of the family finds out, he will arrest you and confine you!"
Zhao Xi: "Sister, help your sister Liu clean up!"
Zhao Zhihua: "I'll tell my mother to go, saying that you are playing cards outside! A thousand spirit stones for a game, it's better to give it to me." ”
Zhao Xi: "This is a game! I'm earning spirit stones, an ignorant little girl." I'll go out first, well, a pair of demon emperors. ”
Wu Yuan: "Eat! A pair of fits, bring the spirit stone, hahaha, I can change to a magic weapon underwear." ”
Duan Gang: "What is this? All the hardware and flower demon saints! 500 times! 500,000 yuan per person." ”
Wu Yuan: "Wow, rub, the boss is here, run!" Wu Yuan threw down the card and ran.
Duan Gang: "Hey, you're a bald martial artist." Duan Gang chased out.
Wu Yuan turned around as he ran: "My common name is Qi Miao! Thank you! Eh! It's too polite, isn't it, you don't need to send it! I will return it next time! I will return you a hundred Demon Monarch loaches! I guarantee that it is alive." ”
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