Chapter 45: The Ghost Scholar
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The office of the Immortal Dao Ancestral Court in Xianyuan City has long been prepared with colorful flags fluttering, and there is a colorful main flag in the middle of the square. The four elders sat on the colorful flag, and asked the younger brother to pour tea, showing his majesty. The little brother went to pour tea, and performed it again in every place! Tired, little four! Mu Xiaotian and the master of the Xiaoyao Palace sat aside.
Let's see what kind of excellent spiritual root or anti-heaven qualifications, or some pervert ran in again.
The four elders slept on the tatami mats.
A virtual bodyguard is picking people there, and he is very majestic. A long queue was waiting there for an interview.
"Garbage! Sanlinggen is also here! Your sect is extinct!"
"!"
"Get out!"
"Uh-huh!" the bodyguard waved.
"Give you a kick of me. A five-element miscellaneous spirit root foundation building dog! Be careful that I'm kicking it out. ”
"Eh, the Fourth Elder of Qiqi! There's another Pure Wood Spirit Root!"
"Well, try it! Okay, just take it, and return a spot. The four elders hummed like pigs, and were still asleep. Ten Yuan Ying brothers fanned the wind together, it's hot, don't get heat stroke.
"Yes!" the bodyguard pretended.
"Where are you?"
"The little woman Tang Xiaoshan, under the gate of the Xiaoyao Palace. ”
Bodyguard: "Fourth Elder, is that her?"
"Hmm. ”
Bodyguard: "Yes, you won! Give you the Immortal Dao Order, and sign up for it yourself." ”
Immediately, cheers erupted! Firecrackers crackled in the crowd of the Xiaoyao Palace.
"That's enough!" shouted the bodyguard. Immediately, the family pounced on it and trampled on the Qianzi cannon.
"Next, open selection, rare opportunity! Who wants to try again. The bodyguard continued.
"I'm coming!" A scholar with a fan in his hand is very gentle, but his clothes are still rotten! Brother Xiang is very happy, there is finally someone in this world who is poorer than me Chen Tianxiang.
"Oh, no spirit root!!Get out of here, mortal! Come and kick! I haven't tried this crippled Hong Kong foot in a long time. The bodyguard said.
"Hey, this is not the ghost scholar who sold my god to destroy and kill the crippled figure that year!" Tianxiang thought to himself.
The ghost scholar said indignantly: "Isn't it true that as long as you win this person, you can accept it?
"Oh, give me a kick! Let me cool off first. "The bodyguards are about to kick.
"Wait! Let him try. The eldest brother said, in this selection, you must let every enthusiastic immortal good young man be selected, and you must keep this purpose in mind. "The four elders are still asleep, and their eyes are not open.
"Yes! Go up there, then, cheap Wanbao, let him kick you away. ”
The ghost scholar had cold air in his nostrils: "Hmph!"
The ghost scholar jumped on the stage, stabbed his pants and tore them, and the audience burst into laughter. Tianxiang smiled the most. It's just that Mu Ya frowned, and she didn't know what to think.
Wan Bao was stunned for a moment, put down the book, put it away, and an astonishing momentum erupted with him as the core: "Divine power! Earth Guardian! Scholar, if you can get into me, even if you win." ”
The ghost scholar Teng Teng Teng was forced back three steps by a gust of wind.
The ghost scholar waved his fan: "God destroys and slashes!" Tianxiang was stunned, this ghost scholar!
Wan Bao: "Yes! It's very powerful! But you haven't cultivated! You can't break my defense!"
The ghost scholar also wondered why the big move was not bright: "Damn!" said and put away the fan.
"Wu Po! Void Slash!" The ghost scholar slashed out with one palm, and a streamer flashed, which was as far away as Wanbao.
Wan Bao: "You're amazing! You're a mortal! Your body is so strong! Master!"
Fourth Elder: "Well, I see!" The Fourth Elder was awake, "Young man, yes! Your True Demon Qi is well hidden! It's a pity! You can't hide my Heavenly Eye!" the Fourth Elder said coldly.
Immediately, there was a lot of discussion. "Ahh
"It turned out to be a demon cultist!"
"No! I didn't hear it be the true demon's qi! It's the real demon clan! It's not those ghosts who cultivate saints. Only true demons can have the aura of true demons. ”
"Aren't all the true demons looking like a tuo or something, looking at his fine skin and tender flesh, he is very handsome. ”
The more everyone discussed, the more energetic they became, and suddenly all kinds of gossip began.
Ghost Scholar: "I am a human race! My name is inexplicable! I ask my predecessors to be gracious! Please ask my predecessors to check clearly, the Mo family, the family of Xianyuan City, is famous." Although my mother is dead, I still have my uncle to prove it!"
Fourth Elder: "Oh, bring it up and ask." ”
Bodyguard: "Who's in this year! Come out and sell cute! Hurry up, come out yourself!"
An old man with gray hair came out of the crowd on crutches: "Oh! this is my grandson!"
"Really?"
"Yes! There is a family tree! Don't dare to talk nonsense!"
Fourth Elder: "Then where did you get your true demonic qi from? Say it quickly! Otherwise, Lao Dao doesn't mind killing by himself!"
Inexplicably: "This, this, this, please take a step forward!"
The four elders came up to him, and they didn't know what to say.
After a while, the four elders listened to it and said lightly: "I see! I don't have to say! I will leave you with my life!
Inexplicable: "Why! I have already won!"
Fourth Elder: "The Immortal Dao Ancestral Court doesn't accept the Devil's Dao from an unknown source!"
Inexplicable: "I said it very clearly! I'm not a demon!"
The fourth elder turned around: "So Lao Dao will let you live!
Inexplicable: "You!Look at the move!Martial Break!Void Slash!" It seems that the ghost scholar is such a move.
Four Elders: "Bastard!" This scholar is also a bedbug to hit the lantern, looking for shit, and actually shot at the four elders. I saw the four elders casually waving their sleeves and fanning them inexplicably.
Tianxiang measured the flight trajectory, the arc is beautiful, and the standard parabola is flying this way.
Tianxiang: "The law is like heaven and earth!" turned into a golden body, caught it inexplicably, and Tengteng took ten steps back before stabilizing his body.
The four elders were going to kill Tianxiang together, but they muttered in their hearts: "The law is heaven and earth! I see! This kid actually refined the "Guardian of the Immortals"? "You rotten foundation didn't die, okay, this old man was careless." I'll pay attention next time, I have to use three percent of the force, and I will definitely kill you.
The old man on crutches trembled and wept and mourned.
Tianxiang: "You are blind and immortal! Your grandson is not hung up yet." "Tianxiang has already fed ten Soul Rejuvenation Pills.
The old man was very happy, and then cried: "Ah, my poor daughter, you went early, but you have made me a grandfather! ”
Tianxiang: "Oh, Master, Ancestor! The apprentice went to earn the spirit stone and picked up a piece for nothing." ”
Xianbi: "Such a good thing, there are still spirit stones to pick up when watching a play! What shit makes you step on a little practice!"
Tianxiang: "Or, next time I will leave a big bubble for you?"
Xianbi: "Excuse me! I'm disgusting! I'll go back to the sect by myself." ”
Tianxiang: "Oh! Old man is not dead! Lead the way! Isn't grandpa tired of holding him! This guy weighs as much as ten pigs! What did you feed him?"
Old man: "I didn't feed it, I didn't feed it!
Tianxiang: "Oh! You climb faster, yes! Eya can't help it! Come on! Pull the cart!"
The one pulling the car: "Boss! Wishing you prosperity!"
Tianxiang: "Send your sister! A spirit stone is not enough for the car." Where do you live?"
Old man: "Eh, north of the city!"
Tianxiang: "Isn't there a grave mound in the north of the city! Bastard! Trick me into eating meat! I knew that your family was not a normal person! Tianxian Eye! I look! Eah? A normal mortal! Not a ghost or a demon." Well, then. I'll go, where will you die? ”
The one who pulled the car: "You bastard, find someone else to pull it! I won't go north of the city." ”
Tianxiang: "Look for you! Sister Ya! Someone who doesn't take an immortal cultivator, refuse to take a look!"
Mu Ya: "Yes, don't pull the cart on my house's grounds." ”
The one who pulled the car: "Eh! Big daughter! The little one is wrong! The big daughter is gracious, the family is waiting to make ends meet! Come on! Mr. Chen!"
Tianxiang: "Huh, you know me?"
The one who pulled the cart: "Bastard, you black-hearted manager! I was ...... in your refinery that year."
Tianxiang: "Eh, don't say it! Someone! Give you 10,000 spirit stones! I'm, how are you doing lately, brother?"
The one who pulled the cart pulled the old man: "Get out of here! Don't pretend to be close." Broken hand, good for your grandfather!"
Tianxiang: "Eh! Thank you for your concern! My grandfather is very good in the underworld. "Tianxiang Edgeworth followed.
When I arrived at the place, there was a big camphor tree, and the old man had not yet stood firm, and the person pulling the cart went with a gust of wind.
The old man walked into a mud-broken cave, which looked like a large mound.
Tianxiang: "Ehya, I looked away just now!!It turned out to be the living dead, I clicked and clicked!Pretending to be true, I didn't know uh uh and didn't jump!" "Lying on the ground inexplicably, it wasn't Tianxiang who threw it, blamed that he pulled the cart."
The old man came out of the broken kiln again: "Immortal!
Tianxiang: "Well, there really is! It's strange! The living dead also have spirit stones, okay! There must be still one in the cave! Stand far away, you dead zombie! I'm not afraid of you! I'll go in and touch the spirit stone! Don't seal the hole for me, there is a wooden door next to it. ”
Tianxiang went in to touch the spirit stone, and he touched the ghost, didn't he? Two beds, one quilt! The rest don't need to look, there are four walls, and one side is still ventilated.
Old man: "Shangxian! there is nothing left at home." I still have a belt of trousers on me, and when my name is gone, I will hang myself, and you can help us put it in the hole, and then close the door! Accumulate merit!"
Tianxiang: "Eh, you, and let me do a day job! Trick me for nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine! and let me take the funeral!"
Old man: "Oh, then forget it." Shangxian walked slowly, and there was no tea at home, the water was dirty, and he couldn't drink it. I'm sorry! I'll have to find a place to hang myself, lest I have to wait if I'm going early. ”
Tianxiang: "I'm a poor ghost, a family, this spirit stone is good for you." Although I am nervous myself, I only have one million living expenses left. ”
Old man: "It's useless for us to keep it! this is the last spirit stone left in Li'er!"
Tianxiang poured the dirty water, and the old man screamed, there is no place to draw water, and the nearest river is three miles away.
"Li'er, Xingyun and Rain!" condensed a rain cloud, rained down, Tianxiang took the jar and filled it with water, the old man fed it inexplicably and drank it first, and woke up inexplicably, his eyes were hooked.
The old man himself took a sip: "Ah! Immortal! Your water is so delicious! It's sweet!"
Tianxiang: "It's not! Rich in minerals, natural and pollution-free. ”
Old man: "Fate! Shangxian will take another handful and let me fill the water tank." ”
Tianxiang: "Just shout down! Do you think you're just waving your hand? Wave it yourself! Don't want spiritual power!"
Old man: "What is the power of cattle and dogs, the people in the countryside of Ala can't understand it." ”
Tianxiang;"Begging for a beating, you are an old man who will not die! By the way, your Mo family is not a family? I remember that I have been friends with the Mu family for generations. ”
Old man: "Originally, it was, but then something happened, and the two of us are no longer members of the Mo family." ”
Tianxiang: "What is it and what is not! Old fool! Hey! You say it!"
Inexplicably looking at the ceiling: "......"
Tianxiang: "Old man, go and hang yourself, your grandson is stupid!"
Old man: "Oh, I just found a big tree, this one at the door, and my daughter happens to be down there." Shangxian help me hang it! This spirit stone is still for you. The old man handed over the spirit stone.
Tianxiang: "you! Kill mortals, I'll pay for your life, you old immortal! I'll go and talk to the king of Hades, and send a ghost to directly hook up alive." ”
The old man: "Shangxian's face is really big, and Grandpa Hades can also speak there! Then that's it!
Inexplicably: "Grandpa! It's me who is incompetent!"
Tianxiang: "Wow, it's disgusting! A big man! Limbs are sound! I can't find a place to live well! I dragged your grandfather to hang my life here, and I had to help others help me hang myself." ”
Inexplicable: "You are an immortal cultivator, how do you know the suffering of our mortals who have no spiritual roots!"
Tianxiang: "No spiritual root, my prodigy is more ferocious than me!"
The old man: "The first time Shangxian raised a son, I don't know, the child has to fight to be well-behaved! ”
Tianxiang: "Okay, I'm too lazy to tell you. You can take this 10,000 spirit stone to live! Today is really unlucky! I went out after reading the yellow calendar. The bastard is not allowed to look at the face! Huang Li is not allowed, and he will not buy his house in the future, the Xianyuan City guard called Sister Ya kicked him out, and he said that I will be able to ascend to the Tao, and the fortune is infinite. I saw that he praised it well, and gave him 100,000. When he turned around, he praised me Senior Brother Qin for being the Jade Emperor, and he pit 100,000 yuan. ”
Inexplicably, he threw the spirit stone, and Tianxiang went over to pick it up.
Inexplicable: "! Grandpa Mo, I don't care about your! I have hands and feet! I will take care of my grandfather!"
Tianxiang: "Ehya, mother, let me tell you, I kindly gave a meat bun today to accumulate some merit, and threw it on the dog!
Inexplicable: "Bastard, who's the dog? Wu Po! Void ...... Wait! Go outside and go heads-up! Don't break my house. It takes strength to dig another hole. I'm hungry again. Hey! Next time, I'll set a date, February 17!"
Tianxiang: "Get out of you! I'm going back to my hometown to worship my grandfather on Qingming Festival! If you hang up then, I'll go to Hades to fight you?"
Inexplicably, he held his stomach there: "Don't you have the guts? ”
Old man: "Ah, Ming'er, go out and grab something to eat! ”
Inexplicable: "Grandpa! A thief for a time and a thief for life! I want to achieve immortal path!"
Tianxiang: "Yo! I thought my Chen Tianxiang's cowhide was big enough! This bragging champion position will be given to you! Everyone applauded. ”
Inexplicably: "Ah!" inexplicably holding his stomach, his stomach said, if you don't give me food, I will eat you.
Tianxiang: "Here you go! Keep blowing when you're full!" Tianxiang threw out a piece of pork and roasted it. But no, the roast pork made by Liu Evil Po is delicious, I bring it with me every day, I take it out and take a bite if I have nothing to do, and the recovery effect is better than that of Lingshi. Not to mention it's cold, I bought a heat preservation device in it, and it also has heating.
Inexplicable: "I...... Thank you. Inexplicably, I picked up the pork and took a bite.
Tianxiang watched him swallow: "Okay! It can be regarded as a dog! It turns out that the dog's nature has not changed, and he wants to eat meat!"
Inexplicably, he threw the pork in Tianxiang's face.
Tianxiang took a ghostly step and flashed.
Inexplicable: "Look at the palm!"
"Come on! I've fed you a bite! This bite has been in your stomach for the rest of your life! I guess it's digested now! A dog for a time is a dog for a lifetime. ”
"Ahh
"Oh you! I can't even make jokes! I'm afraid of you. I eat this piece of pork myself. Dirty, forget it, cheap Xiaobai. Tianxiang felt another piece of meat.
Inexplicable: "I won't want you!"
Tianxiang stuffed it to the old man, not to the inexplicable: "The old man is immortal! Sell his grandson? How about a hundred thousand spirit stones?"
Old man: "As long as the immortal gives Ming'er a bite to eat, this piece of meat is enough!"
Tianxiang: "You said it yourself! Don't go back! This is a contract! Look at it yourself!" The old man didn't read it, he couldn't read, didn't he put a thumb print. Where does the ink come from? With a contract without ink mud, stupid isn't it, although Tianxiang's IQ is lower, everyone should not despise him, and treat him as an ordinary person.
Tianxiang: "Hahaha! A piece of pork buys a young man for a thousand years! Haha! Master! You have my achievement?"
Inexplicably, he was wondering how to get the piece of meat back, and covered it: "Grandpa, you sold yourself? I can earn it! You don't have to sell yourself!"
Old man: "You can earn it! If you don't earn enough money, you can eat it yourself! Grandpa sold you to the immortals!"
"Ahh
Tianxiang: "Uh-huh! Not bad, yes, not bad! Backbone! Come! You eat first! I'll introduce you to hard work." My little wasteland is still short of a manager. ”
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