But in this way, the old eunuch naturally hated the prince because of this. After the crown prince succeeds to the throne, even if he is not charged with a crime, he has to go back to his hometown to eat himself.

The old eunuch cried: "Slave, the slave beats the child to serve the Long Live Lord, there is only the Long Live Lord in his heart, the slave is unwilling to go back to his hometown, and is willing to serve the Long Live Lord forever." ”

The old emperor shook his head: "Nonsense, after I give way, I will naturally cut my hair and enter the temple as usual, and you guy, who has no eggs below, will also follow me to the temple, what is this? Well, without further ado, I've heard that although this heating stove is good, it has a very serious flaw, that is, when it burns in the house, it releases a sheep's charcoal--"

The old eunuch took out a piece of paper from his arms, but it was the instruction manual of the heating stove, and looked at the words on it: "Long live the lord, it is carbon monoxide and carbon dioxide, these two are highly toxic, and they can kill people and be invisible in silence, so when using the heating stove indoors in winter, you must always ventilate, otherwise you will have to worry about your life." ”

The old emperor nodded and said, "Yes, that's it." The merchant was also kind of a heart, and every time he sold a stove, he would send a manual to remind the people. It's just that the people have that ignorance, and it is very likely that they will ignore the instructions and use them indiscriminately, just to keep the room warm, and forget to ventilate. But you have to do it. ”

The old eunuch hurriedly said: "It should be, well, the slave will pay for it himself, and specially invite someone to publicize it in the streets and alleys of the market." ”

The old emperor thought for a while: "There is a way for the widow here, you order your servants to bring a heating stove, and then bring a few live animals, such as rabbits, chickens, etc., put the burning stove and living creatures in a secret room, and demonstrate the toxicity of carbon monoxide and carbon dioxide in public. ”

The old eunuch slapped his thigh heavily: "Long live this method is good! The so-called hearing is better than seeing with your eyes, and seeing with your own eyes the harm of improper use of the heating stove, the common people will never dare to make mistakes again." Long live your wonderful method, I don't know how many lives of small people have been saved, you are truly a Buddha of all families, and your merits are immeasurable. When the minions proclaim in public, they must inform the people that this is the grace of the Lord of Long Live Lord. ”

The old emperor kicked the old eunuch in vain: "What do the widows want to do with this false name? All the people in the world are the people of the widows, and they can live and work in peace and contentment, which is the greatest blessing of the widows, on the contrary, the widows not only have the people of the world, but also are sorry for the ancestors and ancestors who handed over the country to the widows." ”

The old eunuch has been with the old emperor for decades, knowing that his words are not pretentious, the old emperor is the most diligent and loving saint of the Great Li Dynasty for more than 2,000 years, but it is a pity that there is still a cultivation world at the head of the Great Li Dynasty, the emperor is nominally the lord of hundreds of millions of people, but he must not violate the immortal decree of the cultivation world, not to mention that there are seven or eight points of the world's mountains, rivers, fields and forests in the hands of the cultivation world, and the old emperor has wanted to implement some things that are beneficial to the people at the bottom several times, and it is difficult to continue.

At this time, a few little eunuchs brought in a few new pieces of music, and the old eunuch said: "Long live Lord, you have been reviewing it for most of the night, or you will read these pieces tomorrow." ”

The old emperor waved his hand: "Today's business is finished today." He glanced at the note left on the memoir, but it turned out to be a memo from all over the country, and not only shook his head with a wry smile.

In order to pat the emperor's sycophants, there are all kinds of auspicious reports every year, what is the dry spring gushing water for a while, its sweetness is like honey, and what is the old tree blooming for a while, and the flowers are blooming in five colors, in fact, the old emperor is not impressed, where does so much auspiciousness come from in this world, some are just some unscrupulous cultivators who are bought by local officials, and cast spells to make ghosts, but they must not pinch their noses in the face of these so-called auspicious rui, and give generous rewards.

Not all cultivators are masters of the Tao and transcend the mortal, and some cultivators have not advanced their spiritual power for hundreds of years, and they are discouraged, and they turn to seek the blessings and enjoyment of the world, but there are also some cultivators.

The old emperor dragged the chapter casually, opened it and looked at it, and sure enough, it was some old tricks, he hastily approved the three words "I know", and the rest of the things were handled by the Ministry of Etiquette according to the previous practice.

Suddenly, the old emperor flipped through the hand of the cantata, he blinked in disbelief, carefully checked the words on the cantata again, suddenly became furious, threw the cantata on the ground, and roared: "Yinxian county order An dare to bully the widow! Come on! Quickly send 800 miles of flying horsemen -- no, use the magic talisman to rush to Yinxian County, and put the county order in prison for the crime of bullying the king, and ask for beheading after the autumn!"

The old emperor Long Yan was furious, the eunuchs and palace maids in the study knelt on the ground, and the old eunuch trembled and said: "Long live the lord to stop the anger, calm the anger, and please take care of the dragon body, this district and county order, the small official with the size of sesame mung bean, even if it is a big disaster, the long live lord does not need to be too angry, and the officials will deal with it." ”

The old emperor was still angry, and pointed to the song on the ground and said: "Yinxian county order -- what is it called, yes, Huang Xueheng, Huang Xueheng, this husband, thinks that the widow is a faint king who lives in the deep palace and does not know about farming? ”

The old eunuch stomped his feet: "This Huang Xueheng should be killed!" Doesn't he know that this god bean with a yield of 10,000 catties per mu can be exposed as long as he investigates it slightly, and he even dares to fake it. Stupid, stupid!"

The old emperor nodded: "Yes--hey, wait, the auspicious things that have always been reported in the newspapers everywhere are just some vain things, but how can Huang Xueheng of Yinxian County report it so realistically? Is he really stupid to this point, isn't he afraid that I will send someone to investigate?"

--In fact, when the old emperor first came into power, he also sent his cronies and eunuchs to check on auspiciousness in various places, and wanted to kill this unhealthy trend, but the local officials had their own ways to deal with it, for example, if you want to see the five-colored flower, okay, angel, please see, this is the five-colored flower. You asked why you couldn't see the flowers? You came all the way from the capital, and the adults waited for the flowers to thank you, so naturally you couldn't see the five-colored flowers.

After coming and going, the old emperor didn't bother to investigate the truth or falsehood, but the local officials had a tacit understanding, that is, the auspicious rui reported was all some tricks, and it did not involve major events such as the military economy, that is, it was just a coincidence.

But Huang Xueheng of Yinxian County is too real -- the god bean with a yield of 10,000 catties per mu can't be hidden, and this god bean has to be planted, right? As long as he plants another season, won't this lie be exposed? Isn't that sending himself to the guillotine?

The old emperor was puzzled, and a little eunuch came to report that Huang Xueheng personally took the divine bean to the capital, and now he is at the post station, and he doesn't need to rush to Yinxian County to get people.

The old eunuch snorted: "This Huang Xueheng seems to have no shame to go home in order to ask for a reward, but he actually rushed to the capital, he is not afraid that the long live master will recruit him to the front of the palace, and the three heads and six sides will expose his big lie?"

The old emperor nodded, this is the so-called power and charming eyes, in order to be able to be promoted and make a fortune, there are always some unscrupulous officials who take risks, his heart suddenly moved, Yin County - his own personal old eunuch's hometown, isn't it in Yin County?

Not only that, the hometown of Zhu Zongli, the household servant who invented the steel filling method, is also Yin County - Yin County, Yin County, this year, he will hear Yin County from time to time, because the harem beauties show some small objects unique to Yin County in front of him from time to time, such as some very interesting underwear, although he is old, but he still likes the fun in these rooms. Among them, in addition to hearing Houlong Village, there is also Mr. Houlong--

The old emperor said suddenly: "Come on, detain, no, Zhaoyin County ordered Huang Xueheng to enter the palace." ”

Huang Xueheng was in a mess, because, just now, a team of wolf-like inner factory detectives rushed in, kicked him to the ground, and tied him up!

Huang Xueheng has been in the post station for a long time, spent an unknown amount of money, entrusted countless relationships, and finally reported the chapter about the god bean through the old emperor's personal eunuch, otherwise, his small county order chapter will go to the military plane at most, and it will not reach the old emperor's desk at all.

But Huang Xueheng knew that the matter of the divine bean was very important, although Guo Dalu had pretended to tell the words of the immortals and lured a large number of farmers to come to "steal treasures", but in the future, there are still too few divine beans that have been circulated in the land of Longcun Village. Hundreds of millions of peasants in the Great Li Dynasty, if they want every household to plant divine beans in a short period of time, they still have to rely on the strength of the imperial court, and the household department will set up a special agricultural department to promote it on a large scale.

The reason why Huang Xueheng went to great lengths to report the Shendou to the old emperor's case was that he knew that the old emperor had always had the name of knowing about agricultural affairs, and after knowing the Shendou incident, he would definitely mobilize the power of the whole court to vigorously promote it, which was more diligent than the promotion of the drip irrigation method, because the drip irrigation method is only beneficial to the cultivation world in the final analysis, and the Shendou is to benefit hundreds of millions of people in the world.

Originally, the old eunuch's servant said that the chapter would be sent to the old emperor's desk in the next few days, so that he could sit and wait for the good news, and he would not leave the post station in the next few days.

Huang Xueheng was blinded, and he couldn't even shout out that he was wronged, he was just a seven-grade small county order, even if he wanted to punish his own crimes, the officials had to obediently go to the official hat with a piece of paper, tie their hands personally, and kneel in the courtyard of the post station, why not send the inner factory to arrest the matter? )