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"Hey, man, how's the little prince doing?"

"Not very good!" Huang 'Mao' grinned, "I have been in a state of shock to his father's sudden announcement of his renunciation of the throne, I counted it, he has drunk twelve cans of beer since yesterday, and has not been to the toilet once!"

"Oh, poor little prince, the identity of the prince is gone. But why don't you go to the bathroom? Does he want to kill himself by holding his pee?"

"Who knows! People who have been hit are very incomprehensible, let alone His Royal Highness a prince?" Huang 'Mao' shrugged his shoulders and said, "No, I found two girls to come over and relax for him!"

The two beautiful 'women' hit him together and rolled their eyes.

"Well, they're doctors... ”

Turning up the stairs and pushing the 'door' into the room, His Royal Highness the Prince, who usually doesn't take money seriously and whose nostrils have always grown on the top of the 'door' of his head, is still shrunk in the corner, and his dull expression makes people feel sad.

Huang 'Mao' patted the buttocks of the two 'women' and said, "Go and comfort him!"

The two 'women' walked over and whispered to the prince.

These two people were dragged out of the bar by him, and I heard that they are from the Department of Psychology, so it should have an effect. At the very least, you have to take out the bank account, and the five million has only been in the account for a few days.

Huang 'Mao' thought in his heart, raised his hand and turned on the TV.

The picture shook slightly, and it was frozen on a talk show.

In the big studio, there is only a boss's table and a row of couches, and four people are sitting there, waving and smirking at the camera.

The gray-haired host said: "Welcome to this episode of the "News Talk Show", I am your Benjamin, today we have invited the famous writer Kai Dahl, current affairs critic Luca Massa, and the film and television star Sofia Lula 'woman'. By the way, I really like Sophia, there was a time when I was 'obsessed' with it. ”

The 'female' star smiled and waved her hand: "Then why don't you come to me, I remember to give you your phone number!"

Benjamin shook his head and said, "Because your boyfriend was a boxing champion at the time, I was afraid of being beaten!"

The audience laughed below.

"Okay, let's get back to business. Benjamin took out a prototype, glanced at it briefly, and said, "This time we want to talk to you about the Duchy of Satalia, which has been more popular recently... ”

"I know, I know! Their king has just announced his abdication!" cried the writer suddenly.

The critic nodded solemnly: "It seems that we can look forward to Dahl's next book, he must be busy with writing and not reading the whole news." ”

The audience burst into laughter.

Benjamin nodded: "The situation in the Principality of Satalia, we have briefly explained it to you in the last show. The main thing to talk about today is their latest statement. ”

Well, the big screen lit up, and an old man with a crown appeared, and said majestically and imposingly: "From now on, I, the Principality of Sattaria, will officially accept Lilliputian immigrants and promise to give equal citizenship and rights. ”

The picture freezes, and Benjamin says: "This is a passage we took from the inaugural speech of the new king of the Duchy of Satalia. It can also be said to be the most important sentence! The Lilliputian may not be familiar to everyone, but it must not be unfamiliar. Alice, a newcomer who became popular in the music scene a few years ago, is a member of the Lilliputian race, and it was from that moment that I learned that there was such a race on the earth. ”

The commentator said: "In fact, the Lilliputians have always existed, and their history is no longer verifiable, only that because of the rapid development of modern society, they have fallen into a genocide crisis." ”

The 'female' star smiled: "I heard that they also have a king?"

"That's right, it was previously reported that the new king of Satalia had traveled to San Francisco in person and had a day-long consultation with the Lilliputian king before this decision was made. Here I would like to praise the good one, the Lilliputian king is wise. He knew that by doing so, he would be able to sustain his race. Benjamin's tone aggravated: "But here's the problem!"

A lot of pictures suddenly appeared on the big screen, and many people held up all kinds of signs, and their emotions were 'excited', as if they were marching and demonstrating.

"In several countries around the principality, there are many people who strongly oppose the appearance of the Lilliputies, believing that the Lilliputians are an alien species that have come to invade their territory. On this point, I would like to ask the opinions of the three panelists. ”

The writer spreads his hands: "That's a good idea, but I'm curious about what kind of force the Lilliputians are going to use?

The audience laughed, obviously they didn't believe that the Lilliputians could make any waves.

The critic said: "This is mainly a matter of opinion, maybe the Lilliputians really have any special abilities, such as 'spirit', 'god', '' control, etc., but with the Avengers, the real aliens have been defeated." Why should we be afraid of the possibilities we have imagined? My suggestion is that these protesters should take a look at "Greve's Travels" first. ”

The crowd applauded.

The 'female' star smiled: "At least, Alice is still very cute... ”

"It's too fake!" Huang 'Mao' pursed his lips, turned off the TV casually, and was not interested in the 108,000-mile demonstration.

Looking back at the prince, he was surprised to find that his expression had changed from numbness to sadness, and he continued to 'sob' under the soft soothing voice of the two 'women'.

Huang 'Mao' shouted: "Prince, your country is occupied by the Lilliputies!"

The beautiful woman glared back at him, and the prince was stunned and began to cry.

Huang 'Mao' shrank his neck in fright, and was busy making an innocent appearance.

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There is a demonic building square, where protesters gather, and signs of various colors are lined up, and slogans are coming one after another.

When Earl entered the president's office, Bing Sanzhang was looking down with curiosity and puzzlement.

"Boss?"

"Oh, you're here!" Bing Sanzhang gestured for him to come over, pointing to the protesting crowd below and said, "Is there a way to get this done, it's too much of an eyesore!"

Earl smiled bitterly: "Unlikely, protesting this kind of action in the United States is too commonplace, and people are organizing and participating anytime and anywhere." And they are very well-behaved, and there is no reason for the police to 'interfere'. ”

"What the hell are they thinking? I don't like Lilliputians to go to the Duchy of Satalia, why did they come to our big 'gate'?"

"Maybe it's because we announced yesterday that we had taken over the nation-building of Lilliputia!" Earl smiled bitterly, and he still couldn't understand why the group had taken over this big trouble.

"Just because of this?" Bing Sanzhang said in surprise.

"Boss, you may not know that protest demonstrations are gradually turning into an industry, as long as you are willing to 'spend' money, even if you want to protest against the president not wearing a condom, a large number of people will jump out to participate." ”

"You mean, these people don't actually know what they're doing?" Bing Sanzhang squinted, "It's the handiwork of those Caribbean countries?"

"Ten!"

"Okay, I see, you go to the control room and give me the order to convert the external nanomachines on the base floor of the building into a K53 type, sending out low-frequency noise of less than twenty hertz. ”

Earl was stunned for a moment, then nodded, "Got it!"

He was smart enough not to ask his boss what he was going to do, turned around and walked out.

The United Nations and the five permanent members, who have been on guard, have not reacted, but a few small countries with bigger farts have jumped out to make trouble.

Is it simply trying to take advantage of the Principality of Satalia to become angry, or is there some 'shady' plot behind it? Is it an order from a great power, or is it something that other organizations are trying?

Bing Sanzhang had no intention of thinking about it, it was better to directly sweep these bed bugs and pull them down into the abyss. Low-frequency noise can make people irritable, and impulsive and irritable, which is beneficial to his setup.

A truck stopped in front of the protest procession, and a man with a turban jumped out of the cockpit and shouted to the crowd: "Lunch time, lunch time!" Everyone come and sign your own food, two sandwiches, a canned soybean, two bottles of beer, and if you don't have enough, you can come and get them when you're done. ”

They had been shouting all morning, and their throats were smoking, and they immediately gathered around them when they heard of beer.

A small man squeezed over and shouted, "Who are you?

The man smiled: "What are you talking about, man, your organizer ordered food from me for three days, paid in advance, everyone can eat with confidence." ”

The little man shouted, "This can't be! I'm the organizer, I haven't booked... ”

"He said he was the organizer?" the man couldn't help but laugh, "Do any of you believe him dressed like this?"

The people around looked at each other, and they all looked funny.

The little man looked down and exclaimed, "Ah, where are my trousers?

He didn't even wear anything on the lower half of his body, only 'pants' and leather shoes, which looked very funny.

"Don't move, let me see what's on your wrist?" the man grabbed his hand and muttered into a paper bracelet: "Sixteen 'beds' in New York's 'Jing' Seminary, severe paranoia." ”

"'Spirit' disease?" exclaimed the people around him, and withdrew a long way.

The little man was anxious: "It's not mine, I don't have paranoia." ”

He turned his head to see the man's mocking eyes, and suddenly understood, and rushed up to grab him by the collar by the neck, shouting: "Who the hell are you? Why are you framing me? I am the organizer of the protest... ”

The man shoved him hard and shouted, "Get this 'spirit' out of the way, God, how did he 'blend' into the protest ranks." ”

Immediately two strong men jumped out and dragged the little man out.

The man 'touched' his neck and shook his head: "I really don't understand, why did he target me for a delivery." ”

Someone couldn't help but say, "Hey, man, when are we going to get something to eat? You're bringing our lunch, aren't you?"

"That's right, you can do it now!" The man patted the words "Frank's special delivery vehicle" on the front of the car, took out the remote control and pressed it, and the side wall of the truck slowly opened, revealing the rows of neat shelves inside. "I'm going to sign it, I'm going back to count it!"

"No problem, no problem. ”

At that moment, a group of people rushed over, quickly signed, and received something to eat.

Protest is still about lunch, where can I find such a cheap thing?

Not only the protesters, but also many passers-by saw that there was a bargain to take advantage of, and also ran over to sign and receive the things, but the man didn't care, just checked the signature, and then distributed the food.

Half an hour later, the entire sidewalk was covered with people eating, and the procession stretched for hundreds of meters, not to mention a thousand.

Glancing at the slightly messy truck, a strange smile appeared on the corner of the man's mouth, he took out his phone and decisively called the police.

Three minutes later, four or five police cars arrived, and more than a dozen policemen jumped out of the cars and trotted over.

"Who called the police?" asked the policeman in a loud voice.

The people who were eating looked up blankly, confused as to what was going on.

The man suddenly came out of nowhere and shouted, "It's me!" They are crazy, they are crazy. More than 1,000 people robbed my goods together, and that was the lifeblood of my food supermarket! I finally took out a loan to buy the goods, and now let them rob them! They are a bunch of robbers!"

"Sir, please don't 'stir', we will deal with this matter!"

The policeman turned his head to look at the number of people, and he also had a headache. The number of people has risen, and they don't know what to do.

The man dragged out a small man out of nowhere and yelled, "It's him! It's him! He's the leader!"

The policeman was overjoyed and hurriedly pinned down the little man.

The little man looked confused, and it took him a long time to react, and he struggled and shouted: "You 'bastard', who are you? I don't know at all... ”

The man yelled: "When you robbed something just now, you were the happiest to rob, but now you are pretending to be innocent, you are so shameless, too shameless! I am a car that specializes in 'door' purchases, a small business, what kind of enmity do I have with you!"

The policeman glanced at the front of the car and saw that it read "Frank specially entered the truck", and he couldn't help but 'show' sympathy.

The little man was stunned for a moment and shouted: "'Yin' plot! This is their 'Yin' plot! They want to frame us!"

The policeman at the head snorted coldly: "Framed? I think you are crazy! Now sue you for gathering a crowd to block the road and rob, and we will assist the police station in the investigation." Notify the sub-bureau to send people over, and although we can't bring back more than 1,000 people, we must also take some odds back for interrogation. ”

"Yes!"

The policemen took the order and scattered to catch the pleasing one.

Naturally, the arrested people are not willing, so how can they go directly to the police station after a good meal? Is there any law?

They explained, argued and even yelled, and the police were unmoved.

They have not arrested the crowd of illegal demonstrations once, and it is not for nothing that they can cheat on them, and a group of unemployed vagrants, even if they are caught wrong, it is not the responsibility of the police. That's why the police are very tough.

"Bastard!'bastard!'You're going to pay!'" The little man kicked his legs and was forced into the car.

A few red-eyed people smashed bottles at the police on the spot.

The policeman fell to the ground after being attacked, and instinctively fired warning shots.

The crowd, already affected by the low-frequency noise, was first startled, and then furious.

Hundreds of people surrounded them, smashed and beat police cars, and even grabbed police guns.