Chapter 2 of the new book, the capable man will blow up the world

It's at least a two-hour bus ride from the bus station in the city center to his small apartment in the suburbs.

"That time, I was chasing a large group of penguins in Antarctica, and they ran like this, and I wanted to catch a little penguin to play, but ah, my penguins and my parents immediately ran towards me, and they scared me like ducks, so I rolled their little penguins back on the snow like bowling balls, and knocked them over, hahahaha!

"Have you noticed that your actions are very bad, Wang Lulu!"

On the bus, the two sat in the back seat together, and Wang Lulu kept talking to Lu You about her experience in the past two years. I've been all over the world, pigs, pigs, islands, novels www.zhuzhudao.com Mi Wei Lu Na Song Zheng Can, Luo Jiao Ji, 嗟 Neon Consideration, 椤 @缛グZhi

Wang Lulu was so energetic that she kept talking so much that Lu You felt that her ears were about to become calloused. Regardless of the image of laughter, the whole bus can hear her heartless laughter, after talking about a journey, she grabbed Lu You's clothes and asked excitedly: "Isn't it interesting, isn't it interesting?"

"yes, yes, it's funny. ”

In order not to spoil her interest, Lu You had to nod inertly and occasionally respond to what Wang Lulu said.

Regardless of whether what she said was true or not, it was not that he had a black belly, but in fact, he was more concerned about "why did the squad leader return to China alive?" The story she told was enough for her to die in a foreign land hundreds of times.

"And, yes, I've been to the North Pole to fight with polar bears."

Just when Wang Lulu was talking excitedly, suddenly the bus braked loudly, and the people in the car rushed forward by inertia, and the drowsy Lu You and Wang Lulu, who was excitedly telling the story, hit the back of the seat in front of them with their foreheads.

The other passengers in the car were almost in the same way as the two of them, and they complained after kowtowing. In the midst of the complaints, Lu You hugged his head and wailed, Wang Lulu raised her head as if nothing was right after colliding the back of the chair, and looked at the front of the bus curiously to see what was going on.

A dilapidated Jinbei van stopped in front of the bus, probably because the van had just made a sharp turn in front of the bus, forcing the bus to stop. The driver's uncle was looking blankly at the van that stopped in front of him, and six big men got out of the van, each holding a machete or an iron rod in his hand, and at a glance he knew that nothing good was good, and the driver's uncle and some of the passengers in the bus were frightened.

Lu You covered his forehead and raised his head to see what was happening, and saw the men outside the car knocking on the front door with iron rods, and two guarding the rear door. threatens the driver to open the car door, otherwise he will just break in and beat him. The poor driver uncle was so frightened that he didn't know what to do, and finally he was frightened by the way they swung his machete, and in desperation he opened the car door.

The highway is on the outskirts of a city with few people passing by and few formal houses, and it would have been a matter of 10 minutes before you could have returned home.

"Oh mom!" Lu You's heart had already made such an exclamation.

Today is a bad day, the squad leader wants to come to live in his apartment, I didn't expect to be blocked in such a place, look at their appearance, this is not a robbery gang, what else can it be? This kind of thing actually let him meet.

Four robbers armed with machetes and iron bars got on the bus, and one of them, a big man with a scumbag beard, pointed a knife at the people in the car and shouted: "Hand over all the valuable things on your body, we only rob the money and do not hurt anyone, if you resist, don't blame us for unloading one of your hands and feet!"

Look, this big man doesn't have a sore waist or legs, and he speaks a line so fluently, and the fool knows that this is not the first time he has committed murder.

Two people outside the car guarded the wind, one guarding the back door to prevent the people inside from escaping, and the other guarding the other side of the car. A bearded boss on the bus looked at the whole car, and the other walked on the bus with a cloth bag, asking the passengers in the seats on both sides to put their money and belongings in the cloth bag. There were also two people with machetes who followed this man with a cloth bag, who was well-organized and well-assigned, and why didn't they hear about a similar case anywhere when they watched the news recently? Could it be that they were all covered up by government officials?

The robbery went smoothly, and every time the robbers came over with a cloth bag, no one dared to resist. Take out your wallet and put all the money in it into the bag as soon as possible. Those with obvious jewelry on their bodies were also taken off and thrown into cloth bags under the threat of machetes by the robbers. But these robbers are also smart enough not to use cell phones. It is said that the police can find the prisoner by tracking the information of the mobile phone, and it seems that they also understand this.

There was crying and miserable in the car, no one dared to call the police, and it was the first time for everyone to experience such a thing.

Seeing that the robbers were gradually approaching here, Lu You was ready to admit it. But when he just took out his wallet, he glanced at Wang Lulu with some bad premonitions, and saw Wang Lulu staring at the robbers who were getting closer and closer, and his nose was snorting.

Lu You took a cold breath and asked nervously, "Squad leader, do you want to?"

Wang Lulu patted Lu You's chest confidently, "Ah U, don't worry, Miss Ben will protect you." ”

"Wait, I'm most afraid of you"

It wasn't his turn to say more, the robber had already walked over to Lu You's side proudly and greedily with a cloth bag, waiting for Lu You to put the money in his wallet into the cloth bag. But what he was waiting for was Lu You, who had a bitter face, and Wang Lulu, who had a happy smile.

The robber brother held up the cloth bag in front of them unhappily, "If you don't want to die, you can put the valuable things on your body inside." ”

"This big brother"

When Lu Yougang wanted to "talk" with the robber brother with a pleading face, Wang Lulu smiled and said to the robber brother with a provocation and dryly: "Don't give it!"

At the pace of things collapsing, Lu You couldn't help but hide his face and cry bitterly.

I didn't expect to get such an answer, and the robber brother shouted threateningly to Wang Lulu: "You dare?!"

Wang Lulu raised her hand, raised her small fist and asked him with a smile, "Do you dare to ask for this?"

Not to mention, the people in the car were all confused by Wang Lulu's arrogant behavior.

As soon as the robber brother was about to get angry, she exhaled and stood up, and when the robber raised his head in amazement and couldn't even figure out what was going on, Wang Lulu hit him on the bridge of the nose with a fist. Lu You saw a column of nosebleeds sprayed onto the roof of the car, and then the robber with the cloth bag fell backwards with his fainted head on his back.

One hit kills! It's so brutal!

"Withdraw!"

Wang Lulu threw this sentence at Lu You, and then pulled the back window, the window was opened, and she turned over and jumped out in a dashing manner.

The people in the car, including Lu You, were dumbfounded, and it took a while for the robbers to react. The robber with the machete who followed the bag robber shifted his gaze from the car window and stared at Lu You viciously, it was obvious that he regarded Lu You as Wang Lulu's companion, although in fact it was true, but Lu You had no intention of resisting at all.

"You actually threw me down and ran away!"

Lu You was disheartened, and smiled at the robber with a bitter face, "This big brother, you misunderstood, I don't know her"

Seeing the moment the robber raised the machete, Lu You's eyes were closed, his waist straightened, his hands were propped up, and his feet were stepped on, and he turned over and jumped out of the car window in a dashing manner, almost being hit by the machete. Then Wang Lulu, who had been waiting outside the car window for a long time, didn't answer his hands, and Lu You fell shit.

Wang Lulu crossed her waist and looked at Lu You lying on the ground dissatisfied, "Ah U, you are too slow to react, you have to keep up with my pace." ”

Lu You jerked his broken head from the ground, "That's not the point! Can't you be robbed obediently?!"

Wang Lulu snorted and laughed, giving Lu You a V-shaped gesture.

"When bad people do evil, Wang Daxia will appear!"

"Please, can you settle down a bit, don't bring any more disaster to the world!"

When Lu You was wailing for the impending tragedy, two robbers with iron rods surrounded them from both sides of the bus, staring at the two of them viciously, so frightened that Lu You hurriedly got up from the ground and stood beside Wang Lulu. The two are wary of a robber, and a big battle is imminent.

An obese middle-aged uncle shook the iron rod and slowly approached the two of them, with a contemptuous look in his eyes. Another tall and thin man with an iron rod also leaned over with the iron rod, grinning, as if he had seen two lambs to the slaughter, and was now thinking about how to eat them.

"Hurt our brother, even if you kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, we won't let you go. ”

"Come on, let me smash a few sticks, and see if your bones are hard or my sticks are hard?"

Looking at the two people who were getting closer, Lu You trembled with fear, he was the kind of person who couldn't see blood.

He took a defensive posture and said to the two of them with a bitter face: "Two big brothers, you are doing well, if you are willing to kneel down and apologize now, there is still a chance to live, if you come over again, I will not be responsible for being beaten into a cripple." ”

"What?!"

"You don't know how to write dead words!"

When the two robbers heard this, they were angry, and they glared at him and raised their sticks to beat him. Lu You simply squatted down, holding his head and shouting without caring about anything: "Lightly move!"

At the moment when the iron rods of the two robbers were about to hit Lu You, Wang Lulu, who was standing among them, made a move!

The left heavy punch unexpectedly hit the fat man's chin from the bottom up, and the fat man, who was at least two hundred pounds, was knocked a few centimeters off the ground, and his posture was as elegant as if he was about to soar, and the next second he lost consciousness and fell to the ground.

After killing the fat man in seconds, Wang Lulu's body turned in a volley, and she used the legendary Thomas Roundabout Kick and kicked the thin man in the neck. The thin brother's eyes lost focus and smashed into the bus next to him, his head knocked the iron sheet of the bus into a pit, and he collapsed on the ground and fainted.

Two iron rods fell to the ground with a ding-dong sound.

"So fast?"

Lu You raised his head and looked around, and when he was sure that there was no danger, he let go of the hand holding his head and stood up. Seeing the tragic situation of the two robbers, Lu You accused Wang Lulu with a heartache, "Didn't I tell you to do it lightly? Look at what you have beaten others? What will happen if you die?"

Wang Lulu kicked the fat man's belly indifferently, "It's already very light, but they still faint so easily, what can I do?"

"If they don't faint, are you still going to beat them to death? Stop, you're really not saving the world, you're constantly bringing disaster. ”

There are thousands of things that Lu You wants to complain about.

That's right, Lu You wasn't afraid of how terrible and dangerous this group of robbers would be from the beginning. He was just worried that the more dangerous this group of robbers were, the more likely it was that Wang Lu would show his hands, and the more likely it was that he would ruthlessly cripple them. As I said before, Lu You is a man who can't see blood. When he saw that the robber who hit his head on the bus was bleeding from his head, he felt sick to his stomach.

Wang Lulu squatted down after hitting the fat man a few times, rummaging through the clothes on the fat man's body. Lu You, who was squatting on the ground and covering his mouth uncomfortably, looked at her behavior like this, and asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?"

"I'm collecting money for travel. ”

She took out the fat man's wallet, and took all the money in it under Lu You's nose, and then stuffed it into her pocket. After stuffing her wallet back, she happily walked over to the thin man to continue "collecting travel funds".

Lu You shouted excitedly: "Stop, Wang Lulu, aren't you a thief?"

Wang Lulu took all the money from the thin man's wallet nonchalantly, "What's the matter? Can stealing the bad guy's money be called stealing? This is called taking!"

"Where did you learn such a fallacious theory?"

"I've been like this for so many years, otherwise where would I get the money to travel?"

"Ah, did you get all the money for your travel by such a criminal act? It's too depraved, Wang Lulu!"

The three robbers on the bus helped the stunned robber out of the bus, still holding a full cloth bag. When they saw that their two companions were knocked unconscious, and Lu You and Wang Lulu were still safe and sound, they were immediately shocked.

"What happened?"

"Five! Sixth!"

There was no time to respond to these robbers, Lu You bent down and retched, he endured it just now, but now he really can't stand it. And Wang Lulu ran over to them with great interest, without even taking a weapon. The robbers were punched and kicked by her before they even got the situation, and they almost didn't even have a chance to fight back, screaming again and again.

The robber boss helped the stunned one into the van, and when he looked up again, his two brothers were all put to the ground by Wang Lulu.

The robber boss with the bearded scum glanced at Wang Lulu in fear, and made a wise choice in less than a second. He didn't even want the money he had snatched from the cloth bag on the ground and the brothers who had fallen to the ground, got into the driver's seat of the van, stepped on the accelerator and ran away.

Wang Lulu couldn't catch up, so she picked up an iron rod on the ground, ran quickly for a short distance, and then threw the iron rod like a javelin, and the iron bar cut an arc in the air and hit the van tires. However, the head of the iron rod was flat, and it failed to pop the tire as Wang Lulu imagined, and the van drove faster and faster, turning a corner and quickly disappearing into the low houses on the outskirts of the city.

"It's a pity~"

Wang Lulu crossed her hands on her waist and looked at the turn where the van disappeared with a sigh. One of the robbers, who lowered his head and kicked twice on the ground and groaned in pain, didn't look like he had enough of it.

But she immediately crouched down, rummaged through the purse of the robber who had been beaten, and continued her great business of "collecting travel funds".

The passengers on the bus were already shocked, and they poked their heads out to look at Wang Lulu one by one. Lu You covered his mouth, staggered to the car, and spoke inarticulate to the trembling driver who was about to call 110.

"Don't call 110, call 120, it's too late. ”

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