The crowd was dumbfounded.

Yuan Yicheng: "What, what's the situation? Why did the four elders suddenly disappear?"

Xuanyi: "It seems that the spaceship is going to explode, is that what happened?"

Wan Bao touched the back of his head: "It seems to be said so." ”

The disciples were still talking.

"What's wrong, what's wrong? I'm too late to go to the pit, what's going on?" a tall and mighty young man ran into the ship's lobby, tightening his belt as he ran.

"Fan Haisheng, it's too late for you to go to the cannon!" Yuan Yicheng looked disdainful.

Fan Haisheng: "Damn! How can you speak! You can't be more elegant! People don't have any privacy at all, is this called self-comfort? You see how subtle it is. ”

Xuanyi: "It's disgusting to you two, there are so many beauties here." ”

"Who's calling me?" a beautiful fairy came over there, followed by a little girl with heavy makeup, learning to twist and twist.

Fan Haisheng saw that his saliva was running down the floor.

Zifeng: "Don't be ashamed, the beauty is obviously talking about me, Yunni, what are you doing to make a scene." ”

Yun Ni: "Yo, tell me about your face! Ask them, who is more beautiful and moving?" Yun Ni stroked her hair, swung her waist, and howled wolf all around.

Fan Haisheng: "Hi, beauty!"

Yunni: "Hey! Who raised this monkey, learn the words here! The beauty screams so disgustingly." ”

Fan Haisheng instantly turned into a statue and cracked from his heart.

"Brother, am I good-looking?" the little girl who was behind Yunni ran to Tang Zongqin and asked.

Tang Zongqing: "You, where are you monsters, calling me brother here! What about my sister Tang Xin? Yunni, where did you sell her! Lingshi must divide me, that's my sister!"

Yunni: "Yo, Tang Xiaomei, I'll just say, makeup is an art, and your brother can't recognize you." ”

Tang Zongqing: "Ah, little sister, you learn this ugly and messy makeup, and you won't be able to marry like her at that time, so you have to hook up with wild men anytime and anywhere to solve your physiological needs......"

Yun Ni was furious: "Look at the sword!"

"Boom!"

Yunni was startled: "What, what's wrong! God is also talking about my beauty? How can I afford this." ”

"Oh no, the boiler exploded! What the four elders said is true! The spaceship is going to explode! If we fall into the void, we will all die!"

"His grandfather's Immortal Dao Ancestral Court, he wouldn't have come if he knew about it!"

A puff of white smoke drifted into the ship's lobby, and the lights went out. The crowd suddenly screamed in the darkness and jumped in all directions.

Wan Bao: "Don't mess around!

"There aren't enough places! 10,000 people on the spaceship!"

Wan Bao: "Don't shout nonsense! Don't rob! Let the leader go first!"

Yuan Yicheng: "Damn! Your family leader has already run away and is waiting for you to let me!"

Wan Bao: "No, let the beauty go first!"

Yunni: "Brother Bao, you are so great, I will love you for 10,000 years from now on!"

Wan Bao: "I didn't say ......"

Fan Haisheng pushed away the crowd and got into the No. 1 escape cabin first: "If you want to live, come with me!

Wan Bao was still shouting there, "Don't mess up, listen to my command", Yuan Yicheng watched a wave of people squeeze over and pulled him into the No. 1 escape cabin.

Zhao Zhihua and Tang Xiaoshan, young and with little strength, floated to the west and east in the flow of people, seeing that the No. 1 escape cabin was in front of them, they just couldn't squeeze in. When I got to the door, I was pushed to the ground by someone and stepped on a few feet.

Tang Zongqing was gently shaking the feather fan in the No. 1 escape cabin, and when he saw it, he hurriedly rushed out of the escape cabin, took the two of them one by one, and brought them into the escape cabin.

Tang Xin hurriedly came up to support her: "Yo, brother, don't forget to pick up a girl when you run for your life, are you really good, are you going to serve my two sisters-in-law?"

Tang Zongqin: "Sister, don't be joking, show this little hot girl, faint." Fan Haisheng! Don't detain your nose! An escape pod can seat 100 people, but here is only 20! Why are you blocking people from entering! Where did these two little beauties offend you!"

Fan Haisheng's face was full of disdain, flicked his nose, and continued to dominate the door: "The big beauty said that it was too crowded." ”

Wan Bao pushed Fan Haisheng away, and also rushed out of the escape pod to save a beautiful woman, only to see white smoke everywhere, and there was no figure in half of it.

Fan Haisheng roared angrily: "Wanbao, do you want to drag these 20 people to die with you? If you don't come in, I'll close the door! I didn't hear that the earth was about to explode!"

Wan Bao: "You are a fierce man, so cowardly?" said and flashed into the escape pod.

Fan Haisheng: "Macho men are also made of meat, but they are not made of iron!" A fist smashed on the emergency escape button. As soon as the escape hatch closed, it shook and seemed to leave the ship.

Fan Haisheng looked into the monitor of the escape pod and asked, "Who will open the escape pod? Shall we go to Mars or Mercury?"

Everyone was stunned, rolling their eyes and looking at each other.

Yunni: "Aren't you a Tarzan ape?"

Fan Haisheng: "Niangniang, have you ever seen a monkey that can drive a spaceship?"

Yunni: "Then you call Mao to come with you!" The old lady just had a little affection for you and left with the eldest aunt, it is really disgusting to look at you. ”

Fan Haisheng: "Ah, I can be your big ......"

Yuan Yicheng hurriedly blocked this stinky mouth.

Wan Bao: "Give me the manual!" Wan Bao flipped through the manual and pressed the keyboard.

A beautiful female voice sounded: "Welcome to the Bliss Flying Escape System, the escape pod is being prepared, please wait." Please wait! Wait! Overload! Please attrition!"

Fan Haisheng said solemnly: "Hurry up and throw those two later ones out! The intuition of the big beauty is sensitive, look overweight!"

"How can man 20 be overweight? This escape pod is designed to carry 100 people. ”

"Someone weighed seriously more than normal twenty-five-year-old males. Tang Xin cautiously pointed at Fan Haisheng.

Yuan Yicheng: "I suggest throwing out the most of this meat!"

"Agreed!"

Fan Haisheng touched the brachial two big head muscles: "I'm less than one gram!"

Yuan Yicheng: "Your unit is wrong, less than a ton." ”

Fan Haisheng: "I have the ability to come and try my weight! I have heard that Yuan Yicheng, the young master of Shushan, has superb swordsmanship, vicious methods, and strange thoughts, so I want to ask for advice." ”

Yuan Yicheng: "I'm afraid you won't make it! Senior sister, weigh this pig with a scale!"

Wan Bao: "Don't make any noise! The 20th person is still overloaded! What a rotten system." Skip the weight check!

"You have selected Emergency Escape!The system will not be able to reach the nearest galaxy, please confirm!"

Wan Bao: "What a stupid system this designed!"

"Please pay attention to civilized language, otherwise according to the rules of heaven, this system can not escape!"

Wan Bao: "Please escape!"

"Very good! Escape begins! In the time we just joked, we have reached the ground Thank you, check that the surrounding environment is safe, suitable for survival, the terrain is flat, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the white clouds are blooming, and the cool breeze is blowing. Please come out of the cabin and enjoy the beautiful night view. ”

Fan Haisheng: "Damn, this computer is like a stupid *!How can you get out of the cabin if you don't open the door! Who has practiced the Golden Escape Technique, just get out!"

"Although I am a computer, but I also have dignity, please don't insult me, otherwise you won't open the door! According to the rules of heaven, there is no such thing as an uncivilized civilization in my immortal path, we must be civilized for the sake of civilization! Man is a pug without anger! Words like 'stupid', 'forced', and so on are not Chinese characters, and they are not allowed to be used in the future, you just need to bark happily like a pug. ”

Fan Haisheng: "I was wrong!

"Please say thank you, or I won't open the door for you!"

Fan Haisheng: "Thank you!"

"Good! I'm open, you're ready!" the hatch clicked open, ejecting everyone from the escape pod.

"This stupid fork escape pod. "Everyone stepped into the air, and they were all in the air at a height of a thousand meters, and it was really cool and breezy.

A box popped up in the escape pod, and Fan Haisheng grabbed it. A voice came from the escape pod: "Please arrive at Xiting Bay as soon as possible, the magic weapon in the box can help you locate and navigate." With that, the escape pod turned into a streamer of light and flew towards the Void Sky. I saw a little bit of streamer flashing in the night sky, and more than a hundred escape pods flew back to the void spaceship.

On the spaceship, the lights were bright, and the four elders showed their figures in the white smoke: "These bunnies! Why didn't anyone ask me if the four elders had escaped!"

Pour the tea brother: "Fourth Elder, you have such a high level of cultivation, even if the spaceship really blows up, you don't still drink tea and fly back to Earth." ”

The fourth elder smiled, "Fried, what are you kidding?" A spaceship with 10 billion mid-grade spirit stones, who is willing to blow it up? Go to the boiler room to see if the popcorn is ready, let's sit and watch them escape. It's started! Turn on the 'Beidou Eye' all-weather reconnaissance satellite! The live video will be transferred to the Xiandao TV station! Codename DZSL008, the selection examination of the disciples in the southwest area of the Xianmeng, and the survival trial operation has officially begun!" I saw that the huge display screens in the spaceship hall lit up one after another, and the disciples everywhere were all on it.

"Zero-zero-one, monitor Wanbao, ready!"

"Zero-zero-zero-two, monitor Xuanyi, get ready!"

"Zero-zero-zero-three, monitor Yuan Yicheng, ready!"

......

"No. 10002, monitor Zhao Zhihua, ready!"

The four elders shouted into the microphone: "Okay! Attention! Attention! This is a drill! Don't be nervous! The rescue team is ready to rescue the disciples in distress at any time and do their best to reduce casualties! These are either the young masters, or the chief disciples, either the sons of the Daoist Ancestors, or the grandsons of the Scattered Immortals, and at the lowest are the daughters of the young masters of the family. These people are not the Five Elements Miscellaneous Spirit Root Foundation Dogs that can be seen everywhere on the street! One less, no, one less, no, no, how can this unit be used?"

The little brother who poured the tea: "You can use 'one', the four elders, a person who was stabbed, it is so vivid." ”

Fourth Elder: "Oh. One less, it is an incomparably huge and heart-wrenching loss to our Immortal Dao Ancestral Court! You must, you must do your best to ensure their safety! Do you understand! At the beginning of the exam, whoever shouted 'Go to his uncle's Immortal Dao Ancestral Court' will be deducted 10 moral points first. ”

"Hear! No. 0004 Fan Haisheng, moral deduction of ten points. ”

Fourth Elder: "Well, this primitive. Also, if you just overload the test and shout to discard your teammates, you will be deducted ten moral points. Those who shout self-sacrifice for others will be given ten points for morality. If you don't pretend to have a big head of garlic in a muffled voice, five points will be deducted. ”

"Understood, zero zero zero zero nine six deducted ten points!"

"Zero zero one three four deduction ten points!"

"Five points will be deducted from No. 03066!"

......

Fourth Elder: "Is there any extra point?"

"Nope!"

"Report to the four elders, No. 0004 Fan Haisheng has a negative moral score, is he eliminated?"

Fourth Elder: "Ah? I'm out of the game before I even start!" Uh, no, no, this Fan Haisheng is the precious apprentice of the Ten Elders, and he took my path because he missed the exam in the southeast area because of the retreat, so remember it first!"

"Yes! No. 0004 Fan Haisheng, with a negative moral score of ten points, continued the exam. ”