Chapter Twenty-Five: Applause, O You!
Zhong Wei saw that the person who came was Zhang Huanyi, who led him to the entrance.
Zhong Wei has a good impression of this person, he is clever and changeable, and he is a jack of all trades.
"It's Senior Brother Yiyi, you got up so early, are you going to cultivate?" Zhong Wei changed his face to an enthusiastic face, the king of Hades is better, and he still thinks that the little ghost is difficult.
"Whereever, I'm going to eat. Zhang Huanyi said with a smile.
"Eat?" Zhong Wei had a hint of doubt.
"What's so strange about this, this immortal cultivator has the joy of cultivating immortals, and mortals have the good of mortals. Senior brother, although I have been cultivating immortals for a long time, I still have a preference for appetite. Zhang also said disapprovingly.
So the two walked all the way to the cafeteria.
Now, the table is full of all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas that mortals can never eat in their lifetime, including spirit pigs, spirit rabbits, spirit sheep and other kinds of meat. These animals, which were originally mortal, were fed with grains with aura, so the taste value was naturally commendable.
And these foods are still free, which makes Zhong Wei admire the welfare benefits of the Damen faction. Zhong Wei had a great appetite and ate Haisai in a wild meal, causing the contempt of the people around him, "Cut, stinky food." ”
Zhang Huanyi also gradually moved away from Zhong Wei, pretending not to know him. After Zhong Wei was full of wine and food, he shaved his teeth and greeted him, "Hey, senior brother, what, I'll go first, you eat so well." ”
"Brother Yiyi, do you know this **?"
"I don't know, I don't know. ”
"Oh, I said, I don't think it's possible for senior brother to know such a **. ”
Zhang Huanyi sweated wildly, and secretly vowed never to come to dinner with Zhong Wei again.
Zhong Wei shaved his teeth all the way, humming a little tune, thinking that his good days were still ahead, this day of sitting, eating and drinking, living a small life, that is called a comfortable!
Just thinking about it, suddenly there was a "beep" sound, and the sound was quite close to him. "Who thought about it?" This was Zhong Wei's first reaction.
When I touched a piece of jade slip on my waist, it turned out to be this playful sound. Zhong Wei put his divine sense on the jade slip, and a piece of information immediately appeared in his mind, "New disciples of the outer sect should report to the deacon hall within one hour, and violators will be punished with a deduction of 100 merit points." ”
"Feelings are still sent in groups. "Every outer disciple who has just started has a thousand merit points in the identity jade slip, and if it is deducted, it will be removed.
"Alas, cannibalism is the best thing to do. Zhong Wei let out a long sigh, showed his skills, and ran away like green smoke.
When they arrived at the deacon hall, a presiding outer disciple sat quietly on a chair on a one-meter-high platform, and on the ground were a few familiar new disciples, and Shi Jian was also standing alone in it. A monk stretched out a hand to Zhong Wei, "Jade Jane." Zhong Wei immediately realized that this was a punch-in system!
Zhong Wei came early, so he stood in an inconspicuous corner and waited quietly.
After a while, the monk in charge of punching in gave the presiding monk on the stage an OK gesture, meaning that everyone was ready.
The recruitment of outer disciples is not like the inner door once every three years, but depending on the number of monks who receive it, one or two hundred people can be assessed once. Because unlike the inner disciples, the outer disciples are coolies and laborers of the Jiyuan Sect. It is a multi-faceted, all-angle "temporary worker" who works for the sect. ”
The presiding monk looked at the bottom and there were only thirteen people in total, in fact, he didn't know that if it weren't for their Hechun Ancestor, the number of people standing here would probably double.
"Alright, everyone's here, then I'll start talking. First of all, let me introduce myself, my name is Huang Yishan, no, I am the archdeacon of this year. What I want to say is that there are three things, one is about your introductory jade slip, what information will be passed on to you through our deacon hall, so keep a little heart, don't patronize your own cultivation and delay the business. There has been a situation in the past, when a monk patronized the practice and did not think to come to the deacon hall to have a look, but in the end, the merit points were deducted and expelled from the sect. This lesson is still very painful, and I hope that all Taoist friends will take it as a warning. The second is that each of us has a task list, which we will send to you tomorrow. This task list is once a year, and if you complete it, your credit points will not be deducted, of course, we do not rule out that there are individual high-ability, highly motivated Taoist friends to complete in advance, this we also have a precedent before, I remember that there is a foundation building senior brother in the inner gate who once practiced qi in the outer gate during the disciple period, and completed the task list for five years in one year......!
Speaking of this, the presiding monk named Huang Yishan paused, and looked at the monk below with burning eyes, as if waiting for something.
But the monks below were more porcelain than porcelain at this time, and drier than dry wells. Joke, who has never experienced strong winds and waves here, they are all one in a million people, you are pretending to be a force!
Zhong Wei couldn't help laughing and didn't move, nonsense, if he took the lead in applauding now, it wouldn't be a slap in the face of Huang Yishan.
Huang Yishan's wish was disappointed, and his face froze.
"The third point...... Huang Yishan's tone immediately became stiff.
"Jiyuan Gate is not a garbage dump, there is a big competition in the gate every year, and more than 4,000 disciples in the outer gate have to participate. Each person has a total of three chances, and if they lose the big game for three consecutive years, they will also be expelled from the door. Speaking of this, Huang Yishan's expression suddenly became brutal, and the people below were all in one place, and a few of them knew that they were in a cold sweat, and then they thought that this person could stand out among more than 4,000 disciples, and his strength was terrifying, just think about it.
Huang Yishan seemed to be very satisfied with everyone's reaction, "Okay, that's all I have to say, let's go back." ”
After the cadres and others went back thoughtfully, Huang Yishan sat on a Taishi chair on the stage, holding a teacup in one hand and his eyes fierce.
"These hillbillies don't know how powerful you are, it's too lawless!" The punch-in monk hurriedly lit a cigarette for Huang Yishan, yes, it was a cigarette, but this cigarette was different from ours, it was more similar to the nature of dry tobacco, but people rolled a genius treasure with aura, and the cigarette paper was also made of fine spiritual wood. This is to let people who like to smoke two puffs now smell it, and I am afraid that they will also be excited to find their teeth all over the ground.
Huang Yishan sneered, "Hey, when you send out the task list later, bring the green jade copper." ”
As soon as the punch-in monk heard this, he stayed in a cold sweat, this Huang Yishan really can't offend!
Not long after leaving the deacon hall, Zhong Wei's "BB machine", which was meditating in the house, rang as expected.
Using his divine sense to probe the content, Zhong Wei showed a relieved expression, thinking that it was a difficult task, but it was just to collect some alchemy and qi training materials, but the amount was relatively large, and it could probably be completed after a few days of hard work. Zhong Wei later realized how outrageous he was wrong!
Attached is a small poem:
When I was a child
I often ask my mother
What will happen to me in the future
Won't it become pretty?
Will you become rich?
No matter what the future holds
Not that we can snoop
No matter what the future holds
I will love you forever
After I grew up
I'm in love with a man
He had sun-like blonde hair
And a warm and warm face
We want to love each other forever
Time changes, vicissitudes
He fell in love with another woman
Leaving me and my children crying alone
As the child grew older, I no longer hated him
One day, my child asked me the same question:
Mom, what will happen to me in the future
Will it become pretty
Will it become rich
I said, kid
No matter what happens to you
I'll be there for you
No matter what happens to you
I will always love you
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