Chapter 336: A Couplet

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Yan Shangao said that young people should not speak too absolutely. I heard Sun Zhutou say that you don't have a place to live now, and it just so happened that I had a house on the East Third Ring Road and couldn't use it, so I gave it to you. As for this silver ticket, the amount is empty, less than one million taels, whatever you want. The four major money banks can all be withdrawn.

I smacked my tongue secretly, I don't know if Liu Qingfeng would faint happily if he was there. Even I almost couldn't hold it, but if I really accepted the money and committed perjury, I'm afraid I will be ashamed for the rest of my life.

Thinking of Zhang Laohan's desperate eyes, I retracted my mind, took a deep breath, resisted the huge temptation with the strength of nine bulls and two tigers, and said righteously, I can't do this.

Yan Shangao's face was displeased, and he snorted coldly, don't toast and don't eat and drink.

I said that I am a man with a strange temper, and I like to drink and drink.

Yan Shangao said, you are from Dongping, Shandong, and there are 72 parents, cousins, and cousins in your family. I think I said a few words, and it still works with him. So, I suggest you think again.

I got angry and said to him, "You threaten me?" Yan Shangao laughed and said How is this a threat, just a statement of facts.

I said that in the Northern Zhou Dynasty, someone had threatened me like this, and now the grass on his grave is more than one person taller. Elder Yan Ge, you are a literati, I am just a martial artist, are you not afraid that I will do crazy things in anger?

Yan Ge Lao said lightly, you are a citizen of the Ming Dynasty, you know the laws of the Ming Dynasty, and you are going to punish the nine clans if you kill the officials of the imperial court without permission, and when the time comes, you will be His Royal Highness the Prince, and I am afraid that you will not be able to protect you. If it were your brother Liu Qingfeng, maybe I would still be afraid of three points. But you, I guess you won't let your relatives suffer with you because you're not cool-headed.

I suddenly felt like I was being taken by him, and I didn't have the slightest recourse. Yan Ge said, how about it, think about it?

I took a deep breath to calm myself down, and said with a straight face, I'm afraid I'll disappoint Elder Yan Ge. Yan Shangao sneered and walked away.

It didn't take long for Sun Biao and Zhang Youwei to walk in. Sun Biao saw that my face was pale, so he said, I don't know what the inspector said?

Full of anger, and then released. I slapped the table, and the whole table shattered in half.

Sun Zhutou, you are a person with six doors, and the six doors have taught you how to be a man on weekdays, but how did I find that your elbows turned outward and started a business of eating inside and out, do you think that Yan Ge Lao's ship is bigger than our six doors? Do you want me to recommend to Boss Meng and transfer you to the old Ge Mansion?

When Sun Biao heard this, he fell to his knees with a thud, trembling all over, and said that Yan Ge sent someone to find me this morning and asked me to ask you out. Our Shuntian Mansion is at the foot of the Son of Heaven, and it looks infinitely beautiful, but in fact it is trembling. Aren't the emperor's relatives and court magnates squatting on our heads and, we are suffering from splints, I am a six-rank headcatcher, how dare I disobey orders and offend the old man of the court?

I sneered in my heart, Shuntianfu was on an errand, it was true, but what annoyed me was not this, but that he kept hiding from me until Yan Ge Lao appeared, so that I was unprepared, and from the beginning to the time I left, he kept me to death.

When he came out, Zhang Youwei followed, silent.

Thinking of his impressive work in Taiyuan Mansion, once he entered Beijing, he began to form gangs, and his heart was inevitably unhappy, so he said, since he came to the capital, he put his mind on the affairs of the six gates, and concentrating on doing things is the right way.

Zhang Youwei said respectfully, what the inspector taught the adults a lesson.

Early the next morning, Liu Qingfeng and I had breakfast at the small shop at the entrance of the dart bureau, and just ordered fried dough sticks and bean juice, a young man rushed to sit down next to us, and said Lao Liu, this bean juice and fritters, make them for me first.

Liu Qingfeng was unhappy, and said that everything always pays attention to the first come, first come, right?

The young man looked childish, glanced at Liu Qingfeng and me, noticed the dart game uniform we were wearing, and asked, "From the Central Plains Dart Bureau?"

Liu Qingfeng said yes.

The young man smiled proudly, then you have to let me eat first.

Why?

The young man said, I am the secretary of the big boss, and I have to clean up the room and make tea before the big boss comes, and I delay the big boss, can you afford it?

Liu Qingfeng was dumbfounded, and said with a smile that the leading secretary is the second master, and I will delay you to eat

(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) can not afford it. The young man nodded with satisfaction, took a sip of fritters, and said, you should be regarded as an old employee, why haven't I seen you before?

Liu Qingfeng said that he has been out on a business trip recently, and he just came back to report today.

The young man sighed and said it's okay, in the future in the dart game, I will think about you if there is a benefit.

He finished his breakfast, pointed at Liu Qingfeng, and said to the boss, this account is good on him, I still have something to do, go first.

I laughed on the side, Liu Qingfeng was stunned, watched the man enter the dart game, and said Where did Sanqingzi come from, he didn't talk and act more than me.

I said you're much better than him.

Liu Qingfeng asked how to speak?

I said that you don't know if you don't tune, and he doesn't know if he doesn't, do you think you are much better than him? Liu Qingfeng said that you are praising me or scolding me. When I say you invite breakfast, I think I'm complimenting you.

Why do I please.

An ignorant person, you invite him to breakfast, we have a good relationship, you can afford to be so stingy with these dozens of dollars.

At this time, the big boss and Li Xianzhong passed by the door, Liu Qingfeng and I saw it, and were about to say hello, but the big boss pretended not to see anything and walked into the dart game. It was Li Xianzhong, who nodded and greeted the two of us in the back.

Liu Qingfeng said that in my opinion, he should be repaired in Phoenix Ridge, and when he left, he painted a big cake with us, and I looked a little hanging.

The three views are coming?

Heifeng Village also came to work, and when he saw the two of us, he even sat down on the side, saying that I didn't eat just yet, so let's eat together!

Black Wind Village said that I haven't officially thanked you two yet. Liu Qingfeng said that they were all brothers, and he said these words.

Heifengzhai's face was slightly red, and he said that you two were still brothers to me, but I helped Yu Qianqian to pit you two at the beginning, what you said made me a little ashamed of my brother.

I know that he stood on Yu Qianqian's side when we fought with Yu Qianqian, but we have long since stopped taking this matter to heart, and now let alone Yu Qianqian, even Sun Deyang is not worthy of being called our opponent.

However, for us, these were all trivial matters back then, but for Heifeng Village, it made him feel guilty for a long time, and it was for this reason that he basically didn't associate with us for the next year. It wasn't until I helped him get back to the house that the relationship eased a bit.

I'm talking about Chen sesame rotten grain, why do you mention this.

Liu Qingfeng said That's it, it's all nonsense, it's better to invite us to breakfast, by the way, and the stunned boy just now, let's pay it together.

Stunned boy? Black Wind Village wondered.

I said it was the new secretary of the big boss.

You're talking about Liu Xiaoneng, Heifeng Village said, this guy has only been here for less than two months, relying on the favor of the big boss, not taking people in his eyes, and loving to take advantage of small advantages, he is very campy, and everyone doesn't like him.

I said, why does this person's personality sound so familiar?

Liu Qingfeng said don't insinuate and scold Huai. I smiled, you see, there are always people who like to sit in the right seat, right?

Heifeng Village paid, and the three of them entered the dart game together. It's only been half a year since I left, and there are a lot of new faces in the dart game, and more than half of them don't know each other.

Heifeng Village told us that before the big boss came back, he had always been in charge of the seven masters. The second master originally calculated that after the big boss came back, the seven masters would seize power with the big bosses, and he was good at the benefits of the left-handed fisherman, who expected that as soon as the big masters came back, the seven masters would directly give way, so that the second master's abacus failed.

After that, several masters of the dart game had a violent contradiction, and the second master and the third master and the sixth master partnered to defeat the big boss. At the Standing Committee, they jointly forced the palace, saying that there was a problem with the business ideas of the big bosses, which led to an overall decline in the business of the dart bureau, and demanded that the big bosses take the blame and resign.

The night before the vote, the big boss found the six masters, made a list of the expenses that the six masters had privately taken during the period when they were in charge of logistics, and threatened to hand them over to the yamen to fight a lawsuit. As a result, the big boss regained his seat. Later, several backstage members of the imperial court also came forward to say something, which barely maintained the original balance. However, after this trouble, the entire dart bureau leadership team has its own thoughts.

The second boss has been at odds with the big boss all these years, but he has been crushed by the big boss. However, after this uproar, the prestige of the big boss in the dart game is not as good as before. For this reason, the big boss found all kinds of excuses to expel him

(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) a group of old employees, the staff of the dart bureau to change blood, only to save some face.

The two of us are still carrying the punishment, although the seven masters verbally agreed to revoke the punishment, but the big boss was not there at the time, and now he is back in charge of the dart game, nominally, I have to report to him.

Liu Qingfeng had done something to the big boss before, and I was afraid that he wouldn't be able to control it this time, so I decided to go to the mouth first, came to the big boss's room, and saw that he was reading a pair of words in the study. It was the sentence he wrote last year, "It is difficult for everyone to be a big boss".

After seeing me, the big boss didn't move, and said in his mouth, this couplet has been written for two years, and he still hasn't come up with a better couplet. Sanguan, you can help me think about it.

I said that I don't read much, and I'm still good at fighting and killing, let me couplet, spare me. The big boss said, what, what I said doesn't work?

I said in my heart where is this, as soon as I came up, I played tricks with me, and when I looked up, I saw the rockery outside the door, and a water flowed down, so I answered: The long water flows and the water is clear. It's not delicate, but it's also neat, and I think I can almost get through the trick.

When the big boss heard the words, he grinded, wrote down the seven words, put the previous one together, and said that he sent it to you. I said thank you.

The big boss said, after I came back, I didn't tell anyone about the Phoenix Ridge incident, I hope you and Liu Qingfeng can also keep it a secret.

I understand what he means, after all, the capture of the big boss is well known, and if he comes back, it is still up to us to save him, and if we talk nonsense, he will have no prestige. So I said, I know.

The big boss said, you and Xiaoliu are also famous now, no matter where they are placed, they are all characters who can start a sect. I have never been able to figure it out, our temple in the Central Plains Dart Bureau can no longer fit your two big Buddhas, but you have not left yet, why?

This matter, Liu Qingfeng and I have also discussed, we are not ambitious and ambitious people, we can have today's martial arts, and we are full of luck, but deep down, we still regard ourselves as the lucky boy who has just entered the rivers and lakes and has no way out to take us in.

I mean, it's because we call it home.

The big boss said, the New Year is coming soon, I won't arrange for you to work, and after the New Year, you will be adjusted in a unified manner, and you should take a good rest during this time.

The big boss sent me to the door, and I heard the secretary Liu Xiaoneng calling Liu Qingfeng on the side, you hurry up, your hands and feet are sharp, and the big boss will drink tea for a while, what should I do?

Seeing that the big boss went out with me, Liu Xiaoneng snatched the teacup from Liu Qingfeng's hand, and ran to the big boss's face in small steps, Leader, you drink tea.

Liu Qingfeng also followed slowly, glaring at the big boss, I was a little thirsty.

The big boss smiled embarrassedly, this kid had beaten him before, but he had no way to take Liu Qingfeng, so he handed over the teacup in his hand, you drink tea.

Liu Xiaoneng's mouth is open, what kind of person are you, you dare to drink even the tea of the big boss. Liu Qingfeng said that my name is Liu Qingfeng.

Liu Xiaoneng should have heard someone talk about Liu Qingfeng, cough cough, well, ah, this big boss, I still have a few reports to sort out, I will withdraw first.

Liu Qingfeng saw the words in my hand, what kind of thing, I said a couplet sent by the big master, Liu Qingfeng read, the big master, it is difficult to be everyone. Long flowing water, long flowing water, clear. What a thing, it's not neat at all.

I said you're so good, come on.

Liu Qingfeng said don't provoke me, I'm right, I'm definitely better than you. As he spoke, he returned to the big boss's room, picked up the brush, dipped it with ink, and wrote a couplet crookedly and vertically with a big stroke of the pen. "It's hard to be a big boss, it's cool to eat shit and dogs eat shit!"

After Liu Qingfeng finished writing, he put the brush down, nodded with satisfaction, and laughed. I said what you wrote, vulgar don't say, the size of the words is inconsistent, you look at the cool words, and write directly to the third line. Where is there such a couplet.

Liu Qingfeng rolled his eyes, you know a fart, this is called elegant and vulgar appreciation, do you say it's a big boss. The big boss has long lost his temper with Liu Qingfeng, so he nodded with a smile, Xiaoliu is really humorous.

I stretched out my hand to tear it, but Liu Qingfeng stopped me, stabbed it, and the couplet was torn off a corner from the lower right corner, and as a result, the "difficult" of the upper couplet and the "dog eating" of the lower couplet were torn off by me.

The whole couplet became, "It's cool for everyone to eat shit!"

The big boss's face turned green.

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