19 Crazy Humans!

Under my persuasion, Wang Xiaoer still took a shameful step.

"Please stop!"

Wang Xiaoer stopped the aunt who was riding a phoenix bicycle, but scared the aunt.

The aunt got out of the car, looked at Wang Xiaoer fearfully and said, "Comrade policeman, I haven't done anything illegal." ”

"I didn't say you broke the law. ”

Wang Xiaoer showed his police ID card and said to his aunt: "Now the police are handling the case, and you need to requisition your bicycle ......"

Wang Xiaoer took out 100 yuan from his wallet and handed it to his aunt and said, "Is it okay to buy your bicycle for 100 yuan?"

After the aunt heard what was going on, she happily took the 100 yuan and said, "Come on, comrade policeman, you can take this car." It's just what I bought from a car dealer a few years ago. ”

I saw the corners of Wang Xiaoer's mouth twitching, knowing that he was angry, and seemed to have the urge to snatch back a hundred yuan from his aunt's hand, so I immediately walked over with Liu Qidong, persuaded my aunt to leave, and pressed Wang Xiaoer to calm him down.

Wang Xiaoer said in an unkind tone: "Okay, this hundred yuan is divided into three people, thirty-three per person, and I will pay one more yuan." ”

Me: "! You're going to give a hundred bucks yourself." ”

Liu Qidong: "I'll give ten more yuan." ”

We debated this issue for a long time, until after half an hour, I couldn't wait any longer, and finally gave up on the original plan.

After Liu Qidong and I gave Qian Wang Xiaoer, we looked at the bicycle and the problem came.

Three people, one dog, and only one bicycle, how can they be divided?"

We argued for a long time about this issue, until after another half an hour, we finally used me as the power source to sit in the upright position and pedal the bicycle, Wang Xiaoer sat behind, and Liu Qidong was in my arms - that is, sitting on the crossbar in front of the bicycle, the dog brother was lying on my back, and his butt and tail often harassed Wang Xiaoer who was sitting behind.

There are three people and one dog in a car, and the scene cannot but be said to be spectacular.

I said, "Are you all seated?"

Crowd: "Alright!"

I pedaled my bike hard: "Then let's go!"

Under my strong leg force, the bicycle began to get faster and faster, constantly accelerating, and gradually crossed the Jinsha River Bridge as quickly as a motorcycle.

I know that on this day, a legend has been passed down in Aoki City since then:

A legendary Phoenix bicycle, carrying three people and a dog, one of whom is also a policeman, very SB, but very fast, in a surprised sight, across the Jinsha River......

Passers-by looked at us and crashed into the man in front of us. The drivers looked at us and crashed into the car in front.

It was a tragic day in legends......

After crossing the Jinsha River, we didn't stop, the dog brother sniffed on my back, and shouted to me after crossing the Jinsha River: "Go straight!"

I immediately continued to pedal into the thriving center.

On the road, on the street, there are people everywhere, and every time a three-person dog bicycle passes by, it will inevitably set off an exclamation.

Some people reacted and wanted to take out their mobile phones to take pictures. But at this time, the bicycle is traveling at a speed of 40 kilometers per hour through the dense urban area, and no one has been able to photograph us.

With my non-human riding skills, I brake, accelerate, lightning turns, snake walking, all of them with ease, passing through startled people and catching up with car after car. It has reached the realm of the unity of people and vehicles, dominating the world!

Originally, Liu Qidong and Wang Xiaoer in the car were quite scared when they saw me driving like this, but they didn't dare to jump out of the car, and desperately tore their throats and told me to drive slowly. Gradually, though, they realized that I couldn't afford to miss, and finally put their minds at ease.

Wang Xiaoer shouted in the back: "Fuck me Wang Xiaoer has never been so crazy, today I can be regarded as throwing out, drive faster!"

Hee-hee-hee-hee, this police guy is really crazy with me.

Under the guidance of Brother Dog, under my desperate pedaling and control, and under the shouts of Liu Qidong and Wang Xiaoer, the fat traffic policeman who was standing at the intersection directing traffic was stunned and held a small flag and watched the three of us and a dog bicycle pass by him.

As soon as the red light passed, Wang Xiaoer reacted, grabbed my clothes and shouted, "Bastard!

I didn't react, and immediately scolded Brother Dog: "Brother Dog, you stupid person, aren't you in charge, why didn't you tell me to stop!"

Brother Dog was stunned for a while and said: "Where does the dog get the concept of traffic lights, it's all ......"

"Idiot!"

Wang Xiaoer and I each gave a slap to the dog, and in the gap between my distraction, Liu Qidong, who was sitting in front, suddenly shouted: "Be careful ahead!"

I fixed my eyes ahead and saw that there were two workers crossing the road with a large glass on their shoulders. At this speed and direction, we're likely to hit the glass.

"Hmph, what's that!"

At this critical juncture, I turned the front of the car, pressed the brakes, put my feet on the concrete road, the soles of my shoes rubbed rapidly, and prepared to drift the glass and two jobs with a very confident and handsome driving skill.

The unexpected happened......

The wire on the front brake of the car broke.

Poof! The front wheel has a flat tire.

"Huh?!"

One of my shoes slipped out of the road due to the lack of straps and the other slipped, and I couldn't brake with my foot.

So, in the midst of fear, three people and one dog bicycle planted themselves in the green belt of flowers and shrubs on the side of the road, and the car was destroyed and people flew.

Liu Qiaodong first fell on his back on the green belt, I later fell from the sky and pressed on him, the dog brother hit his head on the trunk of the tree, and Wang Xiaoer landed on me in the safest place.

In a daze, I saw the tire of a Fengfeng brand bicycle spinning and turning in front of me, hitting a child, knocking the child to the ground and crying.

Me: "Are you alright?"

Wang Xiaoer said weakly: "I will never dare to take the car you drove in the future, I will never play with you again, and I will never go crazy again...... It's better to be a policeman in An An's part. ”

"Get out of here! you're holding me down!"

Liu Qiaodong, who was pressed by me and Wang Xiaoer, shouted in pain, and the two of us hurriedly got up and helped Liu Qiaodong up. And Brother Dog, after hitting his head against a tree, walked dizzily and haphazardly, and finally lay on the ground.

The Phoenix brand bicycle hangs on the green branches and dangles, and the image is not chic, but it lacks a front wheel.

We looked around, and all the passers-by and drivers around us looked at us, opened their mouths in surprise, and some even took out their phones to film us.

Wang Xiaoer was so frightened that he had no idea, and I hurriedly stood up and shouted to the people around me: "Don't shoot, don't shoot, it's just that the police are handling the case, and chasing the bad guy accidentally missed." Really don't shoot, don't publicize this brave thing. We, the people's police, have always kept a low profile......"

I was blowing water with the passers-by around me, and Liu Qidong picked up the dog brother with one hand and shouted: "This is a police dog! We are plainclothes policemen!"

"Whoa, whoa!"

I don't know which passer-by clapped his hands first, followed by a lively applause, and there was a sound of praise everywhere.

Wang Xiaoer could only smile and wave to them, and whispered privately: "It's really able to blow." Then he shouted, "Let's go!" ”

After Brother Dog came to his senses, he walked around and sniffed, and soon revisited the smell of blood. ran forward, Wang Xiaoer immediately followed the dog brother with a heroic expression, and Liu Qidong immediately followed.

The onlookers around probably thought it was fun, watching the police dog and the police catch the bad guys, which attracted many people to follow Wang Xiaoer and them.

"Hey, wait for me, hey!"

I hurriedly turned around on one foot and found my slippery shoe on the road, hurriedly put it on, and chased after the group of them.

"Wait for me, hey, I'm the protagonist, I'm the god of Erlang, hey!"

Now it is Brother Dog who is the pioneer, Wang Xiaoer follows closely with a grim face, and Liu Qidong is behind him, and then there are more than a dozen people following him all the way, each of whom is different. There are small white-collar workers, non-mainstream, student brothers, little stinky children, uncles and aunts...... A huge group of people are running on the road, attracting a lot of attention.

What is going on when someone pulls the person who is running, and after hearing that the police have caught the bad guys, more and more people are gradually joining in.

I caught up from behind, and I was scared to witness the growth of this team, from a dozen to dozens of people, and even to hundreds of people.

Damn, it's getting bigger and bigger, so many people, it's easy to get into big trouble!

It just so happened that at this time, two patrol officers on patrol motorcycles passed by, and after seeing us, this group of people drove over on patrol motorcycles, and the two patrol officers followed while driving patrol cars and asked a small white-collar worker in the crowd.

"What's going on? Why are so many people running?"

The little white-collar worker excitedly replied to the two patrols: "Don't you know? There are police officers chasing the bad guys in front, and we are following to watch the fun." ”

"Tracking down the bad guys?"

The patrol drove to the front on a motorcycle, came to Wang Xiaoer, who was wearing a police uniform, and asked as he followed: "Colleague, what's going on?"

Wang Xiaoer ran with Brother Dog, and was carried away by the trust of the crowd and the atmosphere of the scene for a while, he didn't think of the consequences of this incident, and he was a little sober when he saw the two patrolmen catching up. Tremblingly, he pointed to me behind me and said, "You ask him, he is the mastermind." ”

"Mastermind?"

There's nothing wrong with that.

I knew that this Wang Xiaoer was an unreliable master, and he threw him at me whenever he was in danger.

Things have come to this point, and I can't do it without a trick.

I ran up to the two patrolmen and said, "Look at me!"

Two patrolmen in patrol cars unconsciously looked at me and stared at me: "Huh?"

Spiritual manipulation!

I used the Millennium Demon Pupil on them, stared into their eyes and said, "I'm a member of the Dragon Group of the National Security Bureau, and I'm now hunting down national-level felons, and I need your help!"

The two patrolmen were stunned for a moment, then looked at me in surprise without doubt.

And the runners who heard me shouting like this were all excited.

"Dragon Group?!"

"National-level felon?!"

The crowd behind them burst into fierce discussions, and they felt unprecedented excitement about the appearance of this legendary and mysterious national justice organization.

"Wow!"