I put the bench down and stood up to look at Zao Wou-Ki.

Calyx stood beside me with a rag, and Midori ducked away with her face puffed out, angry at how often I used her as a shield.

"Tell me, what's the matter, if you lie to me, I'll kill you. ”

Zao Wou-Ki sat on the ground, propped himself up, turned around and said to me, "Grandpa, when did I lie to you? ”

"Huh?"

I nervously asked, "What's going on?"

Zao Wou-Ki moved a chair next to him and sat down, crossed his legs and said to me, "Pour tea, your behavior just now made Grandpa angry, and Grandpa decided not to help you." ”

I wanted to give him a whip to taste, but now I have something to ask for, and that meal is enough for him to taste.

But before I could do anything, Qing Cao had already poured the tea onto Zao Wou-ki's teacup for me and held it in both hands.

"Zhao Xianren, the tea has just been brewed, please taste it slowly. ”

"Good. ”

Zao Wou-Ki nodded with satisfaction, pointed at the green calyx and said to me, "Look at this little girl, this is called politeness, what are you? Just a hooligan villain!". ”

Strange, Qing Cao usually doesn't seem to like cultivators very much, why would he pour tea for Zao Wou-ki?

I sat on the couch and looked at him and said, "Come on, it's not like I don't know what kind of person I am...... What the hell is going on?"

Zao Wou-Ki pointed to the back of my sofa: "Look at what treasure I brought you." ”

I turned around and looked back and saw a refrigerator behind the couch at some point.

This is not your average refrigerator, but a rectangular box made of real ice that is larger than an adult's body. Transparent, exuding a bluish chill, you can also see a lot of runes engraved on the surface of the chest.

Is it a magic weapon that can't be achieved?

I lay on the sofa and looked down at it, and said interestingly: "This thing is good, with it, you don't need to open the refrigerator, and you can save a lot of electricity bills." But it's a pity, why don't you send it in the summer? If you put this thing in the living room, it's called a cool!"

Zao Wou-Ki slowly drank his tea: "Do you really think it's a refrigerator?"

I looked back at Zao Wou-Ki and asked, "Ah, it looks like a refrigerator, what else could it be?"

"Don't you think this thing is just big enough for a dead man?"

When Qing Cao heard Zao Wou-Ki say this, she covered her mouth in surprise and looked at him vigilantly.

I looked at the refrigerator, looked at it, and said, "It's pretty much there." Then it was as cool as a stream of cold water coming down from the head.

I stiffened my head and looked back at Zao Wou-Ki.

"You, you mean, this thing is actually a coffin?"

Zao Wou-Ki put down the teacup and said calmly: "To be precise, it is an ice coffin." ”

......

"Zao Wou-Ki!"

I grabbed the corner of the table, ready to flinch at Zao Wou-Ki.

He stretched out his hand and stopped me: "Wait!"

There was no room to wait, the entire large table had already smashed on Zao Wou-Ki, smashing him and his chair under the table.

"Oops, oops......" Zao Wou-Ki screamed under the table.

I stepped on the table, pressed the weight of my body there, and scolded, "You pretend, you pretend!" You blocked a dozen explosive charms with one hand, and you didn't believe that it hurt like this after hitting you a few times. ”

Because the whole table covered Zao Wou-ki, I couldn't see his situation below, only to hear his screams getting weaker and weaker, and there was no sound anymore in the back.

Oh my grass, shouldn't I really accidentally kill him?

I hurriedly removed my feet and lifted the table to take a look, only to see that Zao Wou-Ki had disappeared without a trace.

Mom, is he a ghost?

The corner of the clothes was pulled by the green calyx, and I looked back and saw the green calyx's eyes looking at the ice coffin behind the sofa.

I looked there and saw Zao Wou-Ki squatting on the ice coffin, like a charlatan, smoking a cigarette and looking at me with a smile.

"Grandson, I see that you still care about grandpa. ”

"Bah!" I felt disgusted and said to Zao Wou-Ki, "I just think that if you die now, there will be one less helper to help me stop that monster." You old liar, old god, old scoundrel, old immortal, you should ascend to heaven and reincarnate early. ”

"Hehe, that's ruthless. Do you still think that grandpa I don't want to ascend to heaven early?"

Zao Wou-Ki jumped down from the coffin and knocked on the lid of the coffin.

Knock knock.

"In seven days, you will have to face that monster, although you have grandpa and grandfather to protect you, but you are too weak after all, and you will die if the monster touches you casually. When you really want to fight, there are a lot of accidents, and if you can't take care of you, the monster will kill you casually. ”

"Cut. I said unhappily: "I actually say that I am weak, if I suck back Xiao Lu's demonic energy, my combat power is still very high, right?"

"In the face of that guy, even if you suck back the demonic energy transmitted to Xiao Lu, it is just a scum with only five combat power. ”

I jumped up and pointed at him and yelled, "I'm going to go! Where did you learn the internet language?"

Zao Wou-Ki threw the cigarette butt he had almost finished smoking into the floor of my house and trampled it out with his broken shoes. It gave me the urge to rush over and beat him up.

He continued, "In order to avoid this, Grandpa decided to turn on the power that he didn't want to let you use so early during these seven days. ”

"What power. ”

"The complete power of the thousand-year-old demon pupil. ”

The tenths of the power of the thousand-year-old demon pupil is so strong, if it is fully expanded, then how terrifying will it be?

I've been salivating over its power for a long time.

I excitedly said, "I'm finally going to get stronger? I'm going to be a Super Saiyan? God, Jesus, the Virgin Mary, thank you for your support, thank you!"

"I'm going to die. ”

Zao Wou-Ki poured another basin of cold water at me, calming me down.

"The power contained in your eyes is too strong, turn it on at once, if you don't have the ability to control it well, then you will be eroded to death by the powerful demonic energy. ”

To be honest, I feel like Zao Wou-Ki is playing tricks on me again. But when you think about it, he's always been serious about important things.

"That'...... Old man, you still told me to use that power. ”

"If you don't use that power, it's easier to die. I'll tell you seriously, fighting that monster, even if Jiang Ziya tries his best, he may not be able to win. ”

I've thought about what he's saying, but I don't think it's realistic. Now that Zao Wou-Ki said it himself, it really scared me more and more.

At this time, Jiang Ziya in my room shouted: "What are you kidding?! As soon as Uncle Ben made a move, that lowly monster only had to die." Old Wang Ba, don't say something insulting to Uncle Ben behind him!"

Heck, this little ghost can be heard in the room, isn't he supposed to be wearing headphones and focusing on the computer?

Zao Wou-Ki leaned into my ear and said, "Look, he'll brag, if you believe that little ghost, you'll be smirking when you're dying." ”

"Hmm...... That's how it feels. ”

Zhao Wuji returned to the side of the ice coffin and patted the ice coffin: "The reason why I brought this ice coffin here is to prevent the demonic qi erosion and death that may occur after you fail to control the thousand-year-old demon pupil. ”

Well, this old man still takes good care of me sometimes.

He stroked his beard and said proudly, "If you die, where will I eat and drink?" ”

...... Alas, it hurts feelings.

"Next, you have to learn to control the power of the thousand-year-old demon pupil in this ice coffin. There is not much time left, controlling the power of the thousand-year-old demon pupil is not something that can be done in a moment and a half, if you have a high enough understanding, you should be able to control it before the war. ”

This one...... When it comes to perception, I've always felt that I don't have much understanding. From the years of studying, it can be seen from the academic performance that it has always been at the bottom.

I was worried and asked, "What if I don't have a good understanding?"

"I don't know. ”

"Don't know?!"

I came up and was about to pull Zao Wou-Ki's clothes and beat him, but he immediately ran behind Qing Cao, and Qing Cao trembled in fright.

Zao Wou-Ki shrank his head and looked at me with half of his face exposed: "Anyway, you can't die in the ice coffin." ”

"If I can't die, is my life just a child's play?! What if I become an ice sculpture and be watched by people for the rest of my life?"

"Grandpa can't manage that much. ”

I chased Zao Wou-Ki to fight, but he hid behind Qing Cao, and wherever I flashed, he pushed Qing Cao wherever he went. Although I could hold the green calyx first, and then kick Zao Wou-Ki. But I'm a gentleman, so I wouldn't do that.

Zao Wou-Ki poked his head out and shouted at me, "Grandson, come and beat me, come and beat me if you have one." ”

I took a deep breath:

It's just an old man, why can he be so arrogant?

"Your uncle!"

I couldn't bear it anymore, so I pulled Qingcao over and hugged her. Under the exclamation of Qingcao, I kicked Zao Wou-Ki to the ground.

Not to mention, this kick not only kicked Zao Wou-Ki to the ground, but also kicked out his clothes with several stacks of stolen goods of 100 yuan. I, Calyx and Midori were stunned on the spot.

It's not that I'm stupid when I see money, but where did I get so much money from Zao Wou-ki?

The only possibility is - the yuan piled up in the pickup truck.

"Zao Wou-ki, you bastard, you actually did such a thing as stealing money?!"

"What is stealing?

Zao Wou-Ki hurriedly climbed to the stacks of renminbi on the ground, held them all in his arms, and put them away one by one, while saying, "Grandpa, I have saved you so many times, is it a problem to take a little money from you now?"

When I saw him pick up the money, I got angry, grabbed his old clothes, and said angrily, "This is stealing from a corrupt official's house...... It's the money that is taken, taken out. Are you so greedy for money as a cultivator?!Are you even greedy for these black-hearted money?"

Zao Wou-Ki said to me in a serious and loud voice: "This is not greed, it is love, this is love!"

I was stunned by Zao Wou-Ki's righteous words.

"Why can't a cultivator love money? How can money become black-hearted? Money is money, it doesn't matter if it's black-hearted and white-hearted, what can be spent is good money. Money is innocent, sinful, and it is the hearts of the people!

Looking at Zao Wou-ki's excitement, I was almost bewitched.

The last punch put him to the ground and scolded: "Money is not guilty, but your heart is black!"