Heavenly Immortal Sect.

I've been really busy these days, when I got out of the secret realm, I closed the life and death pass when I saw the master, and I did the task after the retreat, and I forgot to pick up a big fat boy in the secret realm. When you are thirsty, you can ask him to bring tea and water. Now I can't find anyone left and right, so I'm waiting for the slave to call!

Tianxiang had no choice but to go to the Qi Cultivation Disciple Task List and put out a notice.

"Looking for a lost child, he looks extremely cruel, when he is lost, he wears a white shirt and a red belly pocket, and there is no bottom of the bottom, he is bare-bottomed and barefoot, and he likes to pick out his eyes. If a well-wisher captures it and sends it back to Cave No. 1025, ten spirit stones will be rewarded, and one spirit stone will be rewarded for providing news. "A day after the notice came out, Lao Liang of the restaurant came to the door.

Lao Liang: "Hey, that unlucky little ghost is yours! My wild boar supplier! Hurry up and follow me to have a look! Fuck! It's a mess! Pitiful!"

Tianxiang: "No, right! Which senior brother did the doll call Edgeworth flew over and died! Poor! Pitiful! Hurry up and take me to see it, and you have to go to the Heroic Martyrs' Hall to buy a small square box! ”

Tianxiang hurriedly followed Lao Liang to Lao Liang's restaurant. There was a bunch of people in front of the restaurant.

Tianxiang: "Senior brothers and sisters, let me go! This is my baby! The bitter lord is here to collect the corpse! Who is the senior brother who caused the accident? Just compensate me with 1,000 spirit stones to buy a square box! It's okay, it's easy to discuss." If you don't give it, you will sue the master. ”

Tianxiang said and squeezed into the crowd, and when he saw it, the stupid doll was sitting at the door of the restaurant holding a rice bucket and licking there.

Tianxiang: "Eh! I'm not dead! my thousand spirit stones are flying!"

Boy: "Master, you're here!"

Tianxiang: "Lao Liang, what are you talking about, the scene is messy! This is not good!"

Lao Liang: "You come in and see me, you bastard!"

Tianxiang walked into the restaurant and saw that the jade plates and jade cups were thrown all over the floor! Tables and chairs were flipped over, boxes and cabinets were open, and they looked like they had been looted.

Tianxiang: "Lao Liang, you have been robbed!"

Lao Liang: "Yes!"

Tianxiang: "It's a pity! But my 10,000 spirit stones can't be less!"

Lao Liang: "Get out! you quickly pay me a million!"

Tianxiang: "Let your mother's fart! I'm not selling insurance! You've been robbed and shut down my shit! You go to the insurance hall to get the spirit stone! Doll, let's go." ”

Lao Liang grabbed him: "Bastard! Just me who robbed me with your fierce doll! I still don't fucking do your business!

Tianxiang: "What! What kind of bullshit do you want me to smell! You don't even stop the Jindan Master Ancestor from eating the overlord meal, you will be robbed by my mortal little doll! If you don't supply you with pigs again!"

Lao Liang: "Some people sell pigs! Ask this doll, are these good things he did! Still holding my rice bucket! There are words underneath! Liang Ji! I don't believe it!"

Tianxiang took the licked clean rice bucket and looked at it: "Ahhh

Child: "What do I do or don't do, I eat, what's wrong?" ”

Tianxiang: "Ah!" Tianxiang Tengteng took three steps back, one million spirit stones! Your sister! Now the game is over, and you are going to file for bankruptcy protection.

Tianxiang: "Uncle Liang, this doll is not mine, it was picked up outside and ready to be thrown away." ”

Lao Liang: "Let's go to the deacon hall to reason." ”

Tianxiang: "Eh! Don't! Don't! I'm kidding, so let's do it! I'll owe it first! Wait until my pig fat is ripe, and then I'll pay you back!"

Lao Liang: "Look at the friendship for so many years! Okay! Make a note for me!"

Tianxiang: "These things are not worth a million! Bet 100,000 on you." ”

Lao Liang: "Brother, the front is just the front of the stage! I'll take you to the back kitchen to see the scene! It's been a month since I've been here! You think this little ghost came to the door last night! My business has stopped." ”

Tianxiang: "Poof! You just slap him away! A mortal, the Heavenly Immortal Taishang will not check." ”

Lao Liang: "You think I don't want to! Why do you think I'm standing outside and he's sitting at the door! I'm fanned out by him!"

Tianxiang: "Ah! You are a ninth-level qi cultivator who has built a foundation! You were fanned out by a nine-year-old mortal child!"

Lao Liang: "Pay me back! Mr. Qi is in charge of building the foundation of the Great Perfection, now lie down and hang water in the Spring Hall! You can pay for the medical expenses! Don't wait for him to come to the door!"

Tianxiang: "Poof!"

Cave No. 1025.

Tianxiang: "Doll, what level are you? Are you the Demon King of Transformation?"

Doll: "I'm a human being, don't let you wronged me!"

Tianxiang: "You! must be a monster! Go, follow me to look under the demon mirror." ”

Doll: "You've wronged me! I'm going to eat you now!"

Tianxiang: "What a fierce bastard! I am your master!"

Doll: "Okay! Then I won't eat you yet, and I'll eat it later." ”

Tianxiang hurriedly pulled this shapeshifting demon monarch to find the chief manager to take care of the demon.

Manager Qi hung his left hand and broke his bones: "It's normal! I've already taken it! It's a mortal! The blood is extremely pure! My Third Uncle Qi has also seen it, but he doesn't have a spiritual root." ”

Tianxiang: "Really, which mortal child can beat you to a foundation building great consummation!"

Chief Qi: "Bastard! I didn't make a move at the time! Immortal rules! Cultivating immortals must not shoot at mortals for no reason! Otherwise, they will be killed." I stepped forward to pull the doll out of Lao Liang's restaurant, and he fanned me away. ”

Tianxiang: "Is there any mistake!"

Chief Qi Manager: "It's normal! Some mortals are born with great strength! You are young and have little knowledge, and we have produced a lot of Thousand Immortal Realms before! In the mortal world, you are a natural general!"

Tianxiang: "I don't believe it!

Chief Manager Qi: "Okay! Doll, please listen to the question! Chen Tianxiang is ranked in the cultivation of the foundation building disciples of the Heavenly Immortal Sect, the first thousand and two hundred and eight in the upper count! The first in the lower count, how many disciples are there in our Heavenly Immortal Sect?"

Doll: "I know!"

Mr. Qi: "The answer is incorrect! The next question, chicken for chicken legs, as opposed to what for pork legs!"

Doll: "I have a liking for pork legs!!, but the restaurant just now is not delicious, so it is better to eat it raw." ”

Mr. Qi: "The answer is wrong! The next question, theoretically and practically, there is no possibility of becoming an immortal in the Five Elements Miscellaneous Spirit Root, and Chen Tianxiang happens to be the Five Elements Miscellaneous Spirit Root, so may I ask, according to your inference, is it possible for Chen Tianxiang to cross the tribulation and ascend to the immortal realm?"

Doll: "I don't know!"

Manager Qi: "The answer is wrong! Brother Chen! Congratulations, this doll's IQ is worth minus 100! Take it back and release it! Take it away! Otherwise, you will go to Lao Liang again!"

Chen Tianxiang: "Poof! Great strength, low IQ! Transformation Demon Monarch is right! I'll spend some contribution to let the head kill this brutal demon monarch! Just be able to collect materials to refine the best magic weapon, maybe you will come out with a low-level magic weapon!"

Manager Qi: "Whatever you want, I'll still find Xiaoya to heal my wounds." I received the medical expenses, and Xiaoya said that she would help me treat them for free. ”

When the doll heard that she was going to beat him to death, she became anxious: "Master, you are going to abuse me! I want to tell my mother!"

Tianxiang: "Get out of you! Your mother doesn't want you anymore! You said it when you appeared! Follow me! Find the boss to kill you as a shapeshifting demon king." ”

The doll is crying. Tianxiang dragged him to the master's house. As soon as the head heard that a shapeshifting demon monarch had run in, he picked up the magic weapon and rushed out.

Heavenly Cactus Gate: "Where is it! Where is the Demon Monarch! What a gut! Ran into my sect!"

Tianxiang pointed at Xiaobai: "It's this baby!"

Heavenly Immortal Gate: "View Treasure! Wait! This is a mortal! You bastard build a foundation! Deduct 100 contribution points from you! Kill mortals, your ancestor, I will pay for my life!"

Tianxiang: "It's a demon king, boss! ”

Xiaowa: "You wronged me! You abused me! I want to eat you!"

Tianxiang: "Look! It's in its original form! It's going to eat people!"

Xiaowa: "I'll scare you." I won't eat you. When my mother left, she told me that if a monster wanted to eat you, you said, 'I'm going to eat you!' and the monster would lie on the ground and let me eat it!"

Tianxiang: "Poor and pitiful! Your bastard mother lied to you like this!"

Boss: "Where did you pick it up and send it back!"

Tianxiang: "I picked it up in the secret realm!"

Leader: "Secret Realm? There are no mortals in the Secret Realm! Could it be that the previous disciples did a good thing! Throw the Secret Realm without a spiritual root? It can't be Uncle Xianbi's eldest disciple Rufeng, right? Ten years ago, he entered the Secret Realm! I'll ask him later. ”

Tianxiang: "You can't see where he came from?"

The master: "It's a mortal! Bastard! Waste my cultivation time! You don't know how busy I am! Get out of you! Deduct ten contribution points from you as a punishment! Warn you! I want to raise him to go to Xianyuan City to find the Immortal Dao Ancestral Court's office in the Thousand Immortal Realm to register! Otherwise, I will be killed, and it will not matter my business! They can also probe the bloodline of mortals! That is recognized by the whole cultivation immortal world. ”

Tianxiang: "Okay! I'll go to the Senior Spirit Planter exam by the way. ”

Leader: "Oh, senior spirit planter! If you come out of the test, you will be rewarded with 1,000 contribution points! If you can't pass the test, you will be rewarded with a square box of the Heroic Martyr's Hall!

Tianxiang: "Xie Zhangmen cares. Keep the king-size for yourself. ”

The boss: "That's good! It was originally prepared for me, thinking that you are pitiful and ready to give it to you first." ”

Xianyuan City. Dao Zuting Office in Thousand Wonderlands. A young man was reading a book, giggling, with a lewd face.

Tianxiang: "Are there any living people?"

The young man took his eyes off the book to look at him: "Sell materials and go to the back hall, report to the second floor, file a complaint on the third floor, and look for a draw outside." ”

Tianxiang: "Adopt a mortal!" On the way, he was about to pretend to accidentally throw it into the ravine, but this little baby was so strong that he hugged his thigh!

Youth: "Hmm, go to the fourth floor!"

Tianxiang took the doll to the fourth floor. There's an old man there.

Old man: "What's the matter?"

Tianxiang: "Adopt this fierce doll!"

The old man: "Let's take blood first!" The old man came over with a big needle, and the doll cried, and when the old man approached, the doll slapped him! The old man flew up to the wall.

The old man climbed down from the wall: "Eh, there is black! My old bones, look at the spirit treasure!

A fierce doll in the mirror, grinning at the old man.

"Huh? Terran. The old man took the mirror. "Okay!

"Chen Xiaobai!"

"Ask your name!"

"Chen Tianxiang, a disciple of the three generations of the Heavenly Immortal Sect. ”

"Well, this doll's name is Chen Xiaobai, right? Where are his parents?"

"His parents don't want him anymore. ”

Old man: "Well, okay! Characteristics at the time of adoption: a nine-year-old child, white clothes and red belly pockets, bare ass and bare feet. The origin is unknown, a mentally handicapped and murderous baby, thick eyebrows, white skin, sharp teeth, great strength, low IQ, pitiful! Okay, little doll, are you willing to follow this immortal cultivator?"

Xiaobai: "Yes, he's my master." ”

Old man: "Okay! Drop a drop of blood on this jade plaque! If you hang up, we will check it." You don't have to worry about being eaten by some demon cultivator, ghost cultivator, demon cultivator. ”

Tianxiang: "It's good if he doesn't eat people, and others eat him!"

Xiaobai covered his eyes, Tianxiang pulled over and stabbed a drop of blood, and he also stabbed a drop of blood.

"10,000 yuan! 100,000 yuan for medical expenses! Go buy him a pair of slippers, or I will arrest you and put you in jail first, and you will be charged with abuse." ”

"Poof!"

It's so troublesome to deal with mortals, and you have to take exams.

Xianyuan City Spirit Plantation Hospital.

Tianxiang: "Don't move here!"

Xiaobai: "Such a big sun!"

Tianxiang: "You won't move your ass yourself! I bought you slippers! Don't say I'm abusive!"

Xiaobai: "You said don't move!"

Tianxiang: "Okay, I was wrong, I can't talk like this to you with a retarded mind." ”

Identification Office of Lingzhi Hospital.

"Advanced?"

"Yes!"

"Intermediate certificates. ”

"Give. ”

"Hmm. Okay, make a spell that rains down, and the area is the size of a courtyard. ”

Tianxiang waved his hand, boom, and the sky was covered with black clouds in an instant, and it rained in the entire Xianyuan City.

"Ah, Xingyun Buyu Jue Dacheng!!Which sect are you, and who is the master?"

"Tianxian Sect! Master is Cui Xiangping, a second-generation foundation building disciple. ”

"Ah! It turned out to be the old ghost of Cui! No wonder. Okay! Take the advanced certificate. ”

Tianxiang walked out of the Spirit Plantation Courtyard. Xiaobai was taking off the shower, and before he finished washing, the rain stopped, pointing to the sky and scolding, I want to eat you.

Okay, you god-level mentally handicapped child! Be careful of being struck to death by lightning! I still owe a million in debt! I have to enslave you well! I will die if I am hacked to death like this.

Cave No. 1025.

Tianxiang: "Xiaobai! Pour tea!"

Xiaobai: "What is tea!"

Tianxiang: "Bang! Teach you! Eh! The tea jars are empty! Who will eat them? Eh, let's go to the back mountain and pick some of them. ”......

Tianxiang: "Xiaobai!

Xiaobai: "I can't move this big foot basin." ”

Tianxiang: "I didn't move your big stone bed!

Xiaobai: "Okay!"

Xiaobai threw the footbasin out with one hand, and there was a scream outside.

"What a bastard dumping footwater!The footbasins are flying out. Tianxiang secretly didn't dare to speak. The senior brother came to the door.

"Senior brother, I really didn't throw it. ”

"Bastard! It's not you who threw it, it's this doll! It's written 1025! This doll can throw a foot basin a hundred meters away! I'll call you a senior brother!" ......

"Who's gone! My pet bear is gone!"

"It seems to be the white coat and red belly pocket of 1025! I saw him take it away. "Then the senior brother found Cave No. 1025.

Tianxiang: "I really didn't do it!

"The bear fur hasn't been cleaned yet! Who are you fooling? Quickly compensate me for one. ”

Tianxiang: "Okay! I'll go to Sister Ya to find someone to compensate you." ”

"My golden retriever bear with very pure blood! Sister Ya has one there!"

Tianxiang: "I know! I taste good when I eat bear paws! Sure enough, it's not like a black bear." ”

"Bastard!"

Tianxiang: "Wait, don't fight! It was Xiaobai who hugged it! It was bitten to death on the way! I think it's a pity that it's baked." I'll compensate you for a national treasure bear. ”......

Tianxiang: "Xiaobai! Where is the rabbit! If you want to eat it, I'll pick you up alive!"

Xiaobai: "I want to eat her, but I can't catch it." Mom lied to me, I said to the rabbit several times, 'I'm going to eat you!', and the rabbit ignored me and wouldn't let me eat it. ”

Tianxiang: "Now I know that your mother lied to you! You prodigy! Follow me to Lianmei to find the rabbit, and the rabbit hasn't come back for three days." ”