Chapter 225: Buddhism Fighting Method
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There was already a sea of people in front of the Daxiong Treasure Palace, and Liu Qingfeng and I took the time to squeeze in, Liu Qingfeng said, it is the temple fair in the capital, and there is no such grand scene. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info I said that the temple fair in Beijing is held once a year, and this kind of Zen Buddhism and Tantric Buddhism two ** masters discuss the scriptures and fight the law, which is a rare encounter in a hundred years.
Master Dading finished giving porridge and returned to the Wuliang Temple. Came to the front of the hall to preside over the stage, recited a Buddha horn, the sound of the Buddha into the ears, the sound of the bell.
In the past, Xuanzang preached Mahayana, promoted Buddhism, held a water and land conference, and introduced it as a grand event in Chang'an. Today, there are Tantric five taels of living Buddha and the Central Plains Zen Master Hu Lai in the Wuliang Temple to talk about the Buddha, the two great monks in the world gathered together, do the Golden Light Festival, but also add a good story to the history of Buddhism......
In a few words, Master Dading introduced the two great masters of Buddhism, and then said, I announce that the water and land conference has officially begun!
A drum sounded, five taels of living Buddha wearing a purple robe, shining on the stage, the little boy with him, is also solemn and extraordinary.
The audience is crowded with people, and the mountains call the name of the living Buddha. Compared with the Central Plains, a hundred schools of thought contend, a hundred flowers bloom, the people of Xiliang worship Buddha more, today to see the monks, everyone is so crazy, it is difficult to see in the Central Plains.
The Dharma platform is two feet high, only to see five taels of living Buddha hand support boy, light jump, then fall into the lotus platform, sit cross-legged, such as the old monk into the set.
Master Hu Lai was wearing a yellow robe, his body was short, compared with the solemn law of the five taels of the living Buddha, it looked a little shabby, and when he walked to the stage, he was still holding half a chicken leg in his hand.
Liu Qingfeng shouted, Master! When Hu Lai heard this, he smiled, you kid is finally here, and he didn't accept your apprentice in vain. Hu Lai suddenly said angrily: If you don't practice Luohan boxing, you have learned the martial arts of the old way of the bull's nose, and you are really angry with me! Liu Qingfeng smiled, although he has learned, it is far worse than the master's martial arts!
Hu Lai nodded, let's not talk about anything else, and look at how the teacher cleaned up that guy!
A little monk stepped forward and asked the master to go to the Dharma platform.
Liu Qingfeng boasted to others, Master Hu Lai is my master, and my master will win today! That person is obviously a follower of Tantric Buddhism, and Liu Qingfeng will not talk to him at all.
Hu Lai came to the lotus platform, circled around the platform twice, and shouted, move the ladder!
Everyone was suddenly shocked, and the original ** division was still in the middle, I think it's a gangster. Liu Qingfeng couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
There is a little lama who moved the ladder, I don't know if it is a coincidence or intentional, there is a step on the ladder that is not fixed, Hu Lai climbed halfway, clicked and broke, fell a dog and ate.
Another burst of laughter.
Hu Lai was annoyed and angry, your organizer's logistics work is not in place! Monk Dading apologized again and again, but the corners of his mouth showed a hint of ridicule. After changing the ladder, Hu Lai climbed to the lotus platform.
It was not as close as the five taels of the living Buddha, but took out another chicken leg from his arms, and took out a pot of wine, waved his hand at the five taels master, and asked him if he wanted it.
Master Wuliang smiled but did not speak. Oh, he practiced closed-mouth meditation, no wonder he brought the boy next to him, presumably this discussion was done by the boy.
Tong Zidao, my master said, the master is a guest from afar, today's discussion of the scriptures, please ask the master to come up with the question first.
Hu Lai stuffed roast chicken in his mouth, took a sip of wine and said, I'm not good at playing tricks, so let your master ask the question first. The boy smiled and said, so agreed!
Master Wuliang thought for a moment and stretched out a finger.
Hu Lai looked at him with a heavy face, shook his head, and stretched out two fingers.
Wuliang frowned slightly, thought for a moment, and stretched out three more fingers.
Hu Lai continued to shake his head, holding out five fingers.
The little boy's eyes were fixed on Hu Lai, as if he were facing a great enemy.
Five taels were a little restless, raising their right hands, like the Buddha holding flowers.
Hu Lai laughed and slapped his ass!
Master Wuliang glanced at the boy, the boy's face was bloodless, he sat on the ground with his buttocks, and said, Master, we have lost!
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) The Master's Dharma is profound, and we can't answer it.
Everyone was in a trance, little master, before the comparison, how did you know that the living Buddha would lose?
The little boy explained: Although the two masters did not speak, they demonstrated the laws of all things in the world. My master stretched out a finger to mean one true Dharma realm, one conjunction, and when he threw out a thought in the mind of emptiness, this was it.
Master Hu Lai stretched out his two fingers, which means that although one is the beginning, there are good and evil, right and wrong, right and wrong, and there is duality, and true and false, right and wrong become the Brahmanic world.
My master refers to the three, there are three treasures, three worlds, past, present, future, greed, hatred, ignorance, three poisons, three begets of all things, meaning to suppress the dualistic theory.
Master Hu Lai took out five fingers and pointed to five eyes. The naked eye, the heavenly eye, the discerning eye, the Dharma eye, and the Buddha. Seeing the sky with the naked eye, seeing wisdom with the heavenly eye, seeing the Dharma with the Dharma, seeing the Buddha with the Dharma eye, and seeing the whole with the Buddha's eye. It means that if there is no word, all things will be reviewed to two.
When my master saw that he was invincible, he threw out the public case of the Buddha and the flowers, and wanted to ask for peace, but Master Hu Lai slapped his buttocks, saying that he didn't have to mind, so that the realm was high and low, and my teacher admitted that he was defeated.
Master Wuliang nodded slightly, folded his hands, and closed his eyes silently. I said in my heart that this little boy is not very old, but his Dharma practice is not shallow, and I can't help but have respect in my heart.
The master of Wuliang is also quite a master, when he was racing horses in Tianma Ranch, he almost saw me as an internal injury, but today I still have the bearing, and if I lose, I will lose, and I don't care. After all, Hu Lai is the emperor's teacher, and his Buddhist attainments are unparalleled in the world. Listening to the little boy's words, it is not unjust to lose five taels.
Nonsense, what a mess!
The little boy wondered, the little monk is only a shallow learner, could it be that the master has a deeper insight?
Come on, chirp,,!
You living Buddha stretched out a finger and asked me, did you order a girl to drink flower wine in Baihualou last night?
I shook my head and said, no, I ordered two!
Your master asked again, but after playing for three hours?
I didn't say so, it was five hours.
When your master made a gesture to count the money, he asked if it would be a lot of silver.
I patted my buttocks, meaning what kind of silver I wanted, and after eating and drinking, I patted my ass and ran away!
I saw that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, with round stools in both eyes, eyes like fire, and his chest rose and fell. Finally, he slapped the lotus platform with both hands, opened his mouth and spit out the first Buddhist proverb in the fifteen years of practicing closed-mouth meditation: Fuck your sister!
The lotus platform was shattered like powder, and the little boy fell off the stage. Master Wuliang jumped up in the air, bent his hand and raised his chest, his fingers formed the seal of Shi Wudreadnought, and a white light lit up behind him, concealing the appearance of a Buddha, and rushed towards the monk Hulai who was ten zhang away.
Hu Lai didn't realize it, waited for the five taels to seal the method to his chest, grinned, and came to eat a piece of chicken leg. Stuff the chicken leg into Shi Wuyin's hand. Everyone looked as if they were flying over and grabbing the chicken leg in the air.
There were more chicken legs in five or two hands, and they threw them away, opening their mouths and shouting: Ha!
Hu Lai suddenly said, I was going to drink! I threw the wine glass casually, and the wine went straight into five or two sips.
Five taels stepped on the Hulai Dharma platform, and with a bang, the Dharma platform collapsed. Hu Lai groaned, fell down, and fell again.
Master Dading did not expect a good Dharma ~ debate will be like this, and hurriedly asked the lamas to clear the believers, at that time, the two masters of Buddhism fought each other, it must be shocking, if the people are hurt, the sin of the Wuliang Temple will be great.
Hu Lai said angrily, I kindly invite you to eat chicken legs and invite you to drink, if you don't appreciate it, it's just that, and you also destroy public property, you deserve death!
The five-tael master was beaten twice, and asked blankly, "Are you beating me?"
Liu Qingfeng said in a low voice, "What's the matter?" Who is more powerful with my master's slap and your slap skills? I said that it is naturally your master, and the slap is old and spicy.
Hu Lai didn't say a word, and went up to punch again
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) kicking, the five taels of masters even used the demon seal, the immovable Ming Wang seal, the two supreme mudras of Buddhism, but they were never able to prevent Hu Lai's legs and feet. In a few moments, he was beaten into a pig's head.
Master Dading is a tantric lineage, holding Hu Lai's thighs with both hands, the master's subordinates are merciful, five taels are my tantric living Buddha, for the sake of our delicious food and drink in these days, give me a face!
Hu Lai was beaten up, and his legs and feet were tired. Liu Qingfeng practiced and gave his master a slap on the back, while patting the horse's ass, the master is mighty!
Bang. Liu Qingfeng flew out five or six feet away, limped, and scolded, how could this living Buddha's body be as hard as steel?
Hu Lai laughed angrily, you kid, you won't be his opponent if you practice for another ten years!
Five or two consecutive ways, I serve, I serve!
Hu Lai said again, your body is so tough, my apprentice said, like steel and iron, in my opinion, you don't want to call it a living Buddha in the future, just call it Iron Man!
Yes, yes, I'm going to be Iron Man from now on!
There were already people waiting on the side, and seeing that Hu Lai ignored the living Buddha, he connected to a stretcher and carried Iron Man to the inner courtyard for treatment.
Master Dading also did not expect that the well-arranged water and land conference would become such a situation, his face was embarrassed, and he asked, how should the master deal with it?
Hu Lai said proudly, Master Ben is not happy today, first serve a few roast sheep, and three catties of Xiliang special brew, which shocked me. I also chatted with the two juniors by the way, don't think that I don't know that you are mixing water in my wine, and if so, I will demolish your Wuliang Temple.
The three of them set up the wine and meat in front of the Daxiong Treasure Hall and feasted on it. I said that in the holy land of Buddhism, it is not good to eat meat and drink wine. Hu Lai said, their Lamaism does not shy away from wine and meat, and they should eat and drink. And to Liu Qingfengdao, how about those tricks as a teacher?
Liu Qingfeng is like thunder, it is really a shocking crying ghost god, if the master can teach me, I also have a mastery that can be done on the rivers and lakes, I have been insomnia recently, and I can't sleep Luohan boxing.
Hu Laidao, I originally wanted to teach you, but you have nothing to do to learn the way of the drunken sword of the bull's nose, and you are not happy as a teacher. Although those five taels have cultivated to the knowledge of Amara, in the eyes of the teacher, beating him is not much different from beating you. What kind of bullshit tantric mudra, when I met the big day Rulai mudra, I was beaten all over the ground looking for teeth.
Let's talk nonsense, look at me and say, your master has accepted a good apprentice!
I even bowed my hand, thanks to the master's praise, the living Buddha looked at me that day, and almost made me vomit blood. The younger generation is not his opponent.
Hu Lai sighed a few times, yo he, said that you are fat and you are still gasping? Back then, your master used the Da Ri Rulai handprint to beat the invincible opponents all over the world, even if the surging Yellow River was touched, and he obediently avoided three points, why did it decline more and more in your hands?
My master is a strange man in the world, and I have only learned a few skins, how dare I compare with his old man?
Hu Lai laughed, your master told me that you were so angry that he blew his beard and glared, why did he learn to pat him on the back now?
I said in my heart that he is in Xishui City now, with his cultivation, as long as he wants to, he can hear me when I fart!
Thinking of this, I heard someone scolding, you are a broken monk, you made an appointment with me yesterday to drink flower wine in Baihualou, you are good, the soles of your feet are smeared with oil and left, and the old man was asked for a debt by this group of girls for a long time.
As soon as the words fell, I saw the three vulgar people rushing in, followed by fifteen or sixteen Baihualou girls, following closely behind.
When Hu Lai heard this, he didn't care about the full table of banquets, grabbed a chicken leg, and ran away. Sanshi walked in front of me, pointed at me and said to the group of girls, this is my apprentice, you want money, you want him! Dead monk, don't run!
After that, he also grabbed a leg of mutton and chased after him.
I scolded in my heart, as soon as I entered the city yesterday and went to the kiln with Hu, today I brought people to collect debts, is there a pit apprentice like you?
(End of chapter)
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