Chapter 56: Yushu and Linfeng are twin brothers.
Chapter 56 Yushu and Linfeng are twin brothers.
"Yushu, Yushu, you left so early!" A young monk who was also wearing the standard Taoist robe of the outer disciple of the Jiyuan Sect and armed to the teeth faced Gao Yushu, a skimmed man lying on the ground in a unique tone, and those who didn't know thought he was crying professionally, because after crying for a long time, he couldn't see a single tear when he saw him howl.
"Okay, okay! Don't pretend! It's disgusting!" A middle-aged monk in his forties separated the crowd, with a look of regret, squatting next to Gao Yushu, who was in a semi-comatose state, holding Gao Yushu's small hand with his big hand, the same sincerity as the leader's condolences to unmarried women, the same tenderness as water, the small flames in his eyes flickered, and he was only 0.01 cm away from squeezing out a little tear!
"Brother Yushu, I'm Xiaoshan! What? You forgot? Alas, it's all my fault, I didn't protect the safety of Brother Yushu, how can I be embarrassed!"
Of course, this is our beloved and worshipped, the current first leader of our outer gate, Deacon Huang Yishan!
In fact, he is also quite depressed about this, you said that the big man splayed and fainted somehow, this has to be replaced by someone else, but this Gao Yushu is the big brother of Gao Linfeng, a disciple of Jiyuanmen, - big brother!
Good in the middle of winter, if this Gao Yushu has something rotten (you know) trouble, let him cultivate to a profound little brother Gao Linfeng knows, and he doesn't know how to blame him, but he has already made a package ticket for others, saying that there is no problem, absolutely no problem.
"My brother, talent is not good, I know this, it depends on you to take care of and help him at the outer gate, of course, I will not treat you badly (the cool equipment on the thirty people in this line is sponsored by Gao Linfeng's family), but if you can't satisfy me and my brother. Listen up!" These were Gao Linfeng's original words, and then he said word by word, "I'll kill you, the whole family!!"
"I understand, I understand, I will make you satisfied! I will definitely make you satisfied!" Huang Yishan hurriedly straightened up his small chest, snapped, stomped hard with his right foot, and raised his right hand, a standard Young Pioneer team salute, not to mention how solemn it was.
In fact, in Huang Yishan's heart, he didn't care about those threats such as killing your whole family, even though he maintained more than a dozen first and third mothers outside until more than a dozen milks. He cares more about his own life and whether he can take advantage of the big tree of Gao Linfeng (in fact, the two brothers are both second-level cripples of more than one meter and six meters tall, Huang Yishan seriously thinks that just looking at the height of these two brothers, he is really blind to the name given by their father and mother, Yushu Linfeng?
So when he found that our precious character Gao Yushu was embarrassed and fell on his excrement, although he was angry and funny, he resolutely ordered his little brother to rescue Gao Yushu, (the following is Huang Yishan's inner monologue, which is useless, written for fun: The leader's business is our business, the leader's relatives are our relatives, the leader, ah my dear leader! You fed us with your sweet milk, and your kind smile made us haunt us!) How many times have I dreamed back, it's all so sweet, ah leader, let's swing the oars and sway the river under the charming moonlight!) tidy up, and give a death order, ready to completely block this "scandal".
So now, when Gao Yushu found himself waking up from a clean and comfortable mat, he was nervously touching his ass and found that he was wearing clean clothes. Also, there was a group of "Taoist friends" with a "concern" on their faces, and there was a hint of happiness in their hearts - they shouldn't have found out!
Yes, this Gao Yushu is not only far inferior to his younger brother in cultivation, but his head is not very bright, his temper is not good, and his heart is small.
"One hundred and seventy-three demon beast Neidan, I guess it's about the same, right?" Shi Jian said, counting the rows of colorful Neidans on the ground.
"Enough is enough, even if it is not enough, this time is almost over, we can't go deeper, let's go back." Zhong Wei said as he ate the barbecue in his hand.
"Okay!" Shi Jian had already collected Neidan, and the two of them walked in opposite directions in the direction of the gate of the trial area.
There are still two hours left before the end of the game, Zhong Weishi Jian has a Qiankun bag in his hand, this game not only has a large space, but no matter how many things are loaded, the weight is still the weight of an ordinary cloth bag.
In addition, the two of them are not greedy, so they think that it is enough to have these inner pills, and they can't enter the inner door, and there are many opportunities, the world is so big, where can they go?
Just when the two of them were swaggering, walking on the path in the forest with a free and easy attitude, the trial area was already full of corpses, and the competition was far more fierce than imagined.
No, it's another team of seventeen people, everyone is full of anger, quite a momentum of killing gods when they meet gods, and killing Buddhas when they meet Buddhas.
"Boss, we now have two hundred and forty-one Neidan! There are still two hours before the end of the game, and it may be too late if we don't rush back. One monk reminded.
"Yo Xi, all of them, come back with me!" a thin and capable monk made a decision after a moment's thought.
So this group of centaurs, oh i'msorry, only people without horses. Again, therefore, the seventeen people in this line immediately followed the order of the odd monk and lined them up in order from small to large, not to mention how formal they were.
"Let's go—run him brother-in-law!" called the little monk in the lead.
"What's our team name!?"
"Cultivating Immortals! Cultivating Immortals! Cultivating Immortals! Doing twice the result with half the effort!The world is invincible!" (Friendship and family affection and love and tips you know: When readers read this type of sentence structure, they must have a sense of rhythm and momentum, and it is best to read it out loud to experience the softest emotions in the hearts of the author and the characters in the book. All in all, be careful. )
"Our slogan!?" shouted the leader.
Immediately afterward, sixteen big men responded, "United, brave, industrious and kind! If anyone offends me, his whole family!"
"What is my team spirit!?"
"There is no class in education! Help each other! Brothers are of the same heart!
Don't look at the leading monk who is small and has no muscles, and the little voice shouts as much as it can be as poignant as it can be, have you ever seen a pig killed? By the way, the kind of life-rending howl that comes from the depths of the throat and eyes before the pig dies, can shock the soul and enlighten the soul.
Take the original words of the "Immortal Cultivation Wizard" team members: The boss's voice is both ** and sexy. From this, we also know the unique aesthetics of the members of the "Immortal Wizards" team.
Okay, without further ado, let's pause here, you can urinate if you have urine, and you can go to shit if you have shit.
What do you say?!You can pee and watch my work, then I really admire you, just be careful not to pee on your hands, dirty!
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