Tianxiang and Xianbi were behind, and they returned to Snow Mountain Village with their tails between their legs, and everyone gathered at the door to greet them.

Yulian pounced on Tianxiang and hugged Tianxiang: "Brother Tian, you're back." ”

Tianxiang: "Hehe, yes, if you don't die, there will be a blessing." ”

Yulian: "Brother Tian, what's wrong with your left hand?"

Tianxiang: "I was slashed by that dog's sword, it's really powerful." ”

Mu Ya: "Thaw him quickly, I'll stitch up the wound." Senior Brother Chen, do you still have any sensation in your left hand?"

Tianxiang: "I still felt pain just now, but now I don't feel it." ”

Fly immediately: "Good brother! Enough guts! Big brother admires you!"

Xian Bi snorted coldly: "Hmph, fart guts!

Immediately flew and whispered: "Yes, yes, yes." ”

Yulian: "Master, didn't you say you want to ski and relive the past?"

Xianbi: "Forget it, I'm not in the mood. There's a whole bunch of frostbitten disciples here. Xiaoya, how many disciples of the First Special Brigade have rescued?"

Mu Ya: "If you go back to your ancestors, three disciples will freeze to death and six will be disabled. ”

Xianbi raised her forehead with both hands and sighed bitterly: "Eh! Mu Yang! Fly now! This time, you two will bear the main responsibility! Each sect will contribute 1,000. ”

Qin Muyang: "It's the ancestor." ”

Xianbi: "Especially if you fly right away, see that the Yuan Infant Monk does not retreat but goes up! The head of the sect taught you like this?"

immediately lowered his head, his face flushed: "The disciple couldn't see his cultivation at that time, the branch opened, and someone was looking for it, so he shouted without holding back." ”

Xian Bi: "Bastard, can't you see cultivation? Could mortals be looking for our Heavenly Immortal Sect's ballast! And how could you not recognize the four great primordial infants? Mu Yang, tell them about it." Ah Feng, get bigger, and carry the disciples back. ”

A small bamboo house in the back mountain of the Tianxian Sect.

Xianbi was angry at Cui Xiangping, the old man of Tianxian stood aside, squinting, Cui Xiangping was lying on the leather sofa staring at the TV and didn't get up, Tianxiang knelt on the Persian carpet.

Xian Bi scolded: "Old ghost Cui, you have suffered a thousand cuts!

Cui Xiangping's eyes stared at the TV and didn't turn: "What's the matter? This dead apprentice has been living and eating with me for four years, and I am disgusted and asked me to watch it." ”

Xianbi: "Ask him yourself!"

Cui Xiangping: "Oh! I know! Dead apprentice, you go to touch the magic medicine again! Why don't you want to leave me a leaf, and do you have filial piety! Tianxian, I report! The magic medicine you lost last time was touched by his rabbit, it has nothing to do with me, he didn't share me, don't look for me after settling accounts." He has no conscience, how much he fished you out in the future, I didn't even tap anyway. ”

Tianxiang: "Are you dreaming, master, the rabbit said, the old man of the heavenly immortals doesn't even have a holy medicine now." ”

Cui Xiangping: "Oh. Eh, then it's okay, don't bother me to watch TV! I pressed a million on this ball, be careful of the liver plucking. What are you supposed to do, don't make a noise with me, it's annoying. ”

Xianbi: "Ehya! You! what kind of cheap master you have, what kind of cheap apprentice! Your apprentice was beaten to his knees and begged for mercy outside, and betrayed the master!"

Cui Xiangping: "Yes? Dead apprentice, it's so useless, can't a Qi cultivation disciple still be beaten? How do I usually teach? Didn't I say that persimmons should be pinched softly, and watermelons should be picked and stolen by ripe ones." If you beat someone, you have to beat those who are a big level lower than yourself, so that you can win the battle. For example, if you can't beat his son, you can beat his son, or you are really shameless, you can **** the old goods in the family, turn your brain. ”

Tianxiang: "Master, remember it, what you do is an old man at the level of a young man." ”

Cui Xiangping: "Hmm, you show off to play with Yuanying, I can't beat it." Then you're quite capable, and you didn't even get shot to death. ”

Tianxiang: "I called him to call the master." ”

Cui Xiangping: "Well, it's quite clever, but it's a little bad." Usually, you still haven't been able to digest and understand my teachings thoroughly. You might as well call grandpa, maybe you can get a greeting gift. Beautiful! Calculate the goal accurately!Haha, Jedi counterattack, 10 million spirit stones in hand, you can import a bumblebee. ”

Xianbi: "I'm really speechless! Second Senior Brother! You don't say a word! Look at his dead appearance now! Relying on his old face, he is more and more using his pants as a hat." ”

Tianxian: "Forget it, forget it, little junior sister." The master has nothing to say, we still care about what we want, let's drop it as we want. ”

Xian Bi: "You guys, I don't care, let the Heavenly Immortal Sect ruin it!"

Xianbi shook the door and went out, and Tianxian also went out.

Cui Xiangping picked up the phone: "Hey, I'm Chen Tianxiang! Ada, place an order, the spirit stone is available." This time, I must bring down that bastard! How dare he say that my pesticide residues exceed the standard, and blow him up to the west to sue him. His pesticide residue is 20 times that of mine, why is no one caring! I, Chen Tianxiang, am the conscience of the domestic elixir industry, although it is 100 times more than 100 times, but you must rest assured that it will definitely not be human! Yes, people grow vegetables a thousand times more. ”

Cui Xiangping hung up the phone and sighed: "Well, dead apprentice, make trouble for me every day! In the past two hundred years, Xian Bi has never come to the back mountain to look at me." Hey, don't stain my carpet Hear no, where did you get this blood? ”

Tianxiang stood up, took off the bloodstained demon rhino armor, and stretched on the sofa to take a breath: "No, I almost sent Daxue Mountain to my life, but I didn't come back to see you monster master." ”

Cui Xiangping: "Daxue Mountain? That's a treasure everywhere, have you found any treasures? Don't tell me no, I know that your kid doesn't have any other skills, but he is quite good at scraping." Cui Xiangping came over to turn over Tianxiang's storage spirit ring, and he knew the password.

"What a!"

Cui Xiangping's eyes lit up: "Heiyo, I'm not honest with you! The middle-grade spirit stone is developed." It's the skin of the golden salamander!"

Cui Xiangping immediately dialed another phone: "Hey! I'm Chen Tianxiang! Ada, the order is canceled! You don't need to buy a fighter plane, a nuclear bomb may not kill him, it's still the old way, poison it! Yes, I have it! I guarantee that the poison will make him cool and crooked, haha, what about the ancestor who has attained the Tao! Well, well, yes, it is absolutely poisonous." I didn't pay the deposit, did I? I don't care about him! These old people have the ability to let him come to the Thousand Wonderlands to find me! He doesn't know where the Thousand Wonderlands are, I'm afraid of Mao!"

Cui Xiangping put down the phone and continued to look for Tianxiang's storage bag.

"Well, thousand-year-old daylily! Apprentice, take it to make cold dishes for Liu Nizi to prevent cloudiness. Eh, "Donghua Golden Book"! You are really blessed, and you have found all these things. ”

Tianxiang: "I don't know what you want this thing for, I didn't see the words on it." ”

Cui Xiangping: "You Zhuji dog knows a fart." Alright, you can find the remaining eighty secret techniques for me. Especially "Six Divine Calculations", I got it back when I broke my brain. ”

Tianxiang: "Master, my cultivation is too low, and anything I touch will kill me." You gave me such a difficult task, how can I accomplish it? You won't give me something to do. ”

Cui Xiangping: "I'm thinking, who told you to have poor qualifications like this, I always thought that God rewards hard work, with you working so hard, you can always make up for a little defect, how do you know that there is really no cure, sure enough, it still depends on the qualifications, put the bet on you, I regret it to death." By the way, just found this Huang Ting Sutra, I will pass on to you a method of five qi dynasties, which can prolong life, lest you hang up and no one will do things for me. ”

Tianxiang: "What's the use of having more Shouyuan, if others want to kill or kill." ”

Cui Xiangping: "Don't learn to pull down." ”

Tianxiang: "If you want to learn, you have to learn!"

Cui Xiangping flipped through the golden book, wiped his finger, and a line of words was reflected on it: "Listen to the formula, I will only read it once." 'If the body does not move, it will be solid and the water will be the yuan, if the heart is not moving, the qi will be solid and the fire will be the yuan, if the true nature is lonely, the soul will be hidden and the wood will be the yuan, if the love is forgetful, then the spirit will be subdued and the gold will be the yuan, and the four great peace and harmony will be determined and the earth will be the yuan. This is called the five qi dynasty yuan, all gathered at the top. The soul is in the liver without seeing with the eyes, the essence is in the kidneys without hearing the ears, the tongue is silent and the spirit is in the heart, the nose is not fragrant but the spirit is in the lungs, and the limbs are not moving and the intention is in the spleen, so it is called the five qi Chaoyuan. ’”

Tianxiang: "Then how do you practice? It feels a bit similar to the "Paramita Heart Sutra", it is not human language, I don't understand it. ”

Cui Xiangping: "You still come to ask me for such a simple exercise! I'm empty? Realize it by myself! Okay, I'm going to retreat and practice the Sanhua Gathering Peak Divine Skill, and when I become an immortal on the ground, I will reward you for following the immortal to wash the toilet." ”

Tianxiang: "That's so good!"

Cui Xiangping: "That's, who called you my only apprentice." Go out, unless you dig up the holy medicine and the magic medicine to worship my old man, don't bother me with other. Daylily is not allowed to be eaten secretly, and I have counted a few fibers. Eh, by the way, I forgot that I didn't watch the finale of "The Legend of the Dogskin Hero", dead apprentice, it's all you, don't get out of here. ”

Tianxiang took a bottle of the Ten Perfection Tonic Pill on the shelf, and went back to Cave 1025, where the rabbit and Xiaobai were dividing the immortal rice on the jade table.

The fairy rice given by Liu Ruyan has matured, and nine ears of rice have grown from one plant, and eighty-one fairy rice ears have been added to each ear of rice.

The rabbit pulled and divided it, and Xiaobai looked at it: "Aunt Rabbit, why do I get so little?"

The rabbit chewed on the rice stalks, which were the same as sugar cane, and said lightly: "If you count carefully, it's the same, how can your aunt rabbit bully you a mentally handicapped little doll with such a good heart?"

Xiaobai really didn't know how to count, so he had to pretend to count and nodded: "It turns out that it's really the same." ”

Tianxiang snatched it over: "You two thieves, you are embarrassed, you take 600 pills yourself, give Xiaobai 120 pills, how can you bully mentally retarded children like this." ”

Rabbit: "Cousin, you're so embarrassed! You see, I left you nine grains in the mud, enough to stuff your teeth." I have a big gap between my rabbit's teeth, so I take more. ”

Tianxiang: "Don't eat it, wait for me to plant another batch!" Tianxiang buried the seed.

Tianxiang: "Rabbit Xiaobai, I'm going to retreat for seven days, and you're having dinner at your master's house, and I just saw a big fragrant cake on the table. ”

Rabbit: "Oh. Xiaobai, let's go, I know that cake is delicious. When the time comes, you resist the master, I will go and grab it, and if you are caught, you will say that the master asked us to rob it, don't be stupid and say that you are hungry to steal it like last time. ”

Xiaobai: "Well, I'm smart now, I don't need you to teach me, anyway, all the bad things are instructed by the master." The two of them galloped out.

Tianxiang turned out the "Ten Thousand Lotus Sutra" and compared the cultivation methods of the Five Qi Dynasty.

"It's really kind of like. No matter, let's practice first. Tianxiang meditated for a while, gathered his mind, closed his six senses, and soon entered a state of ignorance, silence and fragrance.

Looking inside, the five-colored liquid beads in the dantian were slowly turning.

Tianxiang urged the divine sense, according to the law, pumping wood spiritual power to nourish the liver, pumping water spiritual power to nourish the kidneys, pumping fire spiritual power to nourish the spirit, pumping gold spiritual power to nourish the lungs, pumping soil spiritual power to nourish the spleen, so as to consolidate the foundation and cultivate the yuan.

These five qi dynasty yuan were only practiced by monks in the Jindan period, and they were used as exercises to feed Shouyuan.

Tianxiang doesn't know whether he is alive or dead, so he is practicing here. His cultivation is already low, he usually works all day long, he is injured every day, and his five internal organs are greatly strained. This pump, like five dragons grabbing water, the five-colored liquid beads of the dantian were drained at once, turning into a small transparent water droplet, and the cultivation was crumbling.

Seeing this, Tianxiang opened the six senses again, absorbed the spiritual power from the outside, and replied with the spiritual stone in his hand, as soon as the spiritual power entered the body, it was sucked away by the five internal organs, and he couldn't reach the dantian.

As soon as the spiritual power entered the dantian, he followed the meridians and ran into the five organs: "Pit the master!

After six days of stalemate, Tianxiang's savings were all spent, and the five-colored liquid beads had not yet been regenerated. The transparent water droplets became the size of the original droplets, and stabilized. The transparent liquid beads are surrounded by blue, black, red, yellow, and white air bands, circling and flying, flowing endlessly.

Seeing this, Tianxiang stopped practicing, and went out of the customs to find Xianbi Master Ancestor for help. Rabbit Xiaobai had a big bag on his head, squatting in a small medicine garden and waiting for the fairy rice to sprout, and he ignored it when he saw Tianxiang panicking.

"Bad master, you know how to cheat the bunny!"

"And what am I eating?"

"That's a phone!"

Tianxiang came to Xianbi Cave Mansion.

Xianbi was in the study, wearing a peach-colored palace dress, draped in silky hair, supporting her chin, and frowning and drawing. Draw a handsome male monk with no face.

Tianxiang secretly said that although this Xianbi ancestor looks like a beautiful woman, he is actually five hundred years old, and he is still a, and his charm still exists.

Xianbi sighed, put down the woolen white jade pen, supported her chin, and looked out the window, "Sing quickly, don't stop, if you don't sing well, it will burn you." "It turned out that a king-feathered lark was desperately playing music. Xianbi's face revealed a little joy, like a scene of red glow reflected in the snow-capped mountains.

Xianbi turned her head to see Tianxiang, and the sun was immediately obscured by dark clouds.

Tianxiang hurriedly saluted respectfully: "Ancestor, I'm so interested." This majestic faceless man who is as tall as a mountain and as beautiful as a West Lake must be Uncle Rufeng who has no head or tail of the dragon?"

"It's your business. What are you doing here? As soon as Lianlian mopped the ground for me, she was trampled on by your pig's trotters. ”

Tianxiang hurriedly knelt down and bowed: "The disciple practiced the wrong exercises, and the dantian had a vision, please ask the ancestor to save his life." ”

Xian Bi squinted at it: "Which evil cultivator have you worshipped as a master, what kind of evil sect do you practice! ”

Tianxiang: "This method master taught! The disciple thinks about the ancestor day and night, and he doesn't dare to forget it for a moment. ”

"Huh?"

Tianxiang: "Oh, that's not what I meant!"

Xianbi: "Hmph, don't ask me, I don't understand." On the surface, it seems that the spiritual power in your body has been purified once, but your cultivation has not been lost. It's a good thing to see that your complexion is ruddy, not like the short-lived appearance you used to be. Kneel down, don't bother this mother, the mother is going to bed, in order to paint this painting, I haven't slept for seven days and seven nights. ”

Tianxiang: "Then I won't have any hidden dangers! I also asked the ancestor to analyze and analyze for me, our great product Tianxian Jue internal strength method did not mention this situation." ”

Xianbi: "The evil sect is crooked, the exercises are not complete and correct, and there are many hidden dangers and loopholes, so you'd better be careful." However, my Sect Heavenly Immortal Recipe is not perfect, and some situations are not expected. ”

Tianxiang: "Thank you for the teachings of Master Ancestor! Your fire crystal jujube will be rewarded with a grain? You see, deceiving everyone to ripen once in a hundred years, in fact, it is ripened twice a year, and there is a fruit every year." For Sister Lian's sake, I'm not embarrassed to expose your lies. Tianxiang reached out and took it off.

Xianbi kicked over: "Get out of here! The ancestor himself is still reluctant to eat it! This date is reserved for Yulian to break through the golden pill stage." The last time I was deceived by you, it was already cheaper for you, and I was furious when I saw you, and I don't know why I kept you to waste food. ”

Tianxiang ate fresh dates, and kicked Xianbi with his buttocks: "Yes, I can't figure out the meaning of my existence in this world, and the witch ancestor might as well teach me as you." ”

Xianbi: "Oh, you don't have to figure it out, I can't figure it out either. But you're okay, at least you won't be as harmful as your master. ”

Tianxiang: "The master has cheated you old?"

Xian Bi: "Oh, that's not true, speaking of which, the Heavenly Immortal Sect has never eaten his pit, just your ancestor and me!"

Tianxiang: "The witch ancestor is really good! But the master's fortune-telling skills are not foolish. ”

Xianbi: "Isn't he just from the book of life and death, and now I will too!, but for us monks, Shouyuan is not the key to life and death. For example, if a mortal has a life span of 60 years, and a life span of 120 years of Qi cultivation, your lifespan of a foundation is 250 years, but if I raise my hand now, Ancestor, I can send you to the next reincarnation. Wait, it's strange, you haven't broken through in your cultivation, why did Shou Yuan add thirty years for no reason!"

Tianxiang smiled: "Hehe! It seems that the master's exercises are not all fooling. ”

Xianbi: "Eh, I don't want to see your face, smiling is worse than crying." When I went out, I mentioned that you master and apprentice were both liver and gallbladder, and stomach acid gushed out and I was nauseous. Your vacation is also full, so go back to the team and do the mission. ”

Tianxiang: "Master, other elite disciples have offerings, but I don't! This Jindan token is just an ornament, and I will be deducted 1,000 sect contributions every month! Although I can't deduct it completely, it's not fair! You have to pay me some salary." ”

Xian Bi: "Ahh Oh, by the way, you're a five-element miscellaneous spiritual root, and your intentions don't help. Forget it, just sit back and wait for the lotus to soar. Tell me about you, a 20-year-old young man, with a clear mind and sound limbs, who has achieved nothing, and I really worry about you. Even if you learn a disguise technique and turn into a shemale to sell meat in Taibai Building, you won't be mixed up like this!"

Tianxiang: "I've thought about it too!"

"Still talk back! What use do you want, you should practice! Great, the ancestor called some good sisters to cheer you on, those are three or four hundred years old friendship, face must be there, your strong muscles, look quite tempting. ”

Tianxiang: "I tried it! But that time, Zhang Zixian taught us on the fourth floor of the office and said, 'You are good young people, even if you go to war and become cannon fodder, it is better than doing this.' 'Look, whose words should I listen to?'

"How old is he, tell you to eat Xiang, and you will eat?"

Tianxiang: "Since the ancestor said so, okay, I won't do it, you can expel me from the first team, I am happy to sell meat to live a free life." My belongings are all gone, I don't have a single spirit stone on my body, I have eaten all the elixirs, and I have no money to refuel. You see, the storage artifacts are all empty! Poor, I can't even fly out of this blue hollow, I'm going to jump off the cliff, don't stop me!"

Xianbi threw out a bag of spirit stones: "Here you go, you beggar guy." Now the attrition is too great, you are not allowed to run. ”

Tianxiang: "This daily task, when is the head, you have to give us time to retreat and practice, see that my cultivation has regressed." ”

Xianbi: "When my lotus lotus becomes a primordial baby, then everything will be safe." Since the last time Shenhuang came to make trouble, all the cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods in the territory of the Thousand Immortals are ready to move, and they must be defeated before they form a climate, so that the foundation of the sect can be stable. ”

Tianxiang: "You don't come out of the cave yourself." ”

Xianbi: "You have a lot of things to deal with in the sect?"

Tianxiang: "Sister Lian, haven't you married yet?"

Xianbi: "Do you think the Yuan Infant is very easy to get married? Old Ancestor, the Yuan Infant that I only became two hundred years ago is still because I ate the elixir." It would be nice to have one more magic medicine, all of which were harmed by your dead rabbit and stole the Xuanlian. Although the Heavenly Spirit Root has not been cultivated as a barrier, the current cultivation conditions of the Heavenly Immortal Sect are really too poor. Eh, I think back then, all the magic drugs were fed to pigs, and as a result, a god pig was fed. ”

Tianxiang: "You old people, for the sake of the Heavenly Immortal Sect, lock up my Lian sister and practice like a prisoner." ”

Xianbi: "Don't sell cuteness here, Ancestor doesn't mind kicking you to death." You wolf-hearted thing, without the Heavenly Immortal Sect, you can have today's status? I heard that you even have your own old man's temple, and the incense is prosperous, which is very good! I don't know the rules of the immortal cultivation realm, you must not interfere with mortals!"

Tianxiang: "Hey, the people in Ala Village are superstitious and don't know what the true way is, thinking that they can respond to their requests by worshiping the mud bodhisattva, and their wishes will come true, so they made a statue for me to bless them." I occasionally secretly help heal diseases, pimping and other small favors, this is not a violation!"

Xianbi's nostrils were cold: "Hmph, what's going on with that golden mountain?"

Tianxiang: "I heard that it fell from the sky, maybe any immortal cultivator is unlucky, I don't know if the storage bag is leaking, and the sword flies over and falls there." ”

Xianbi: "I've only heard planes flying by, and all that fell was history. Philistines disturb themselves. Kneel down!"

Tianxiang: "Huh! The villain retires, please rest in peace!"