16 I play SM with Jiang Taigong
When Jiang Ziya woke up, he found himself hanging in the air.
In the orchard, I stood below with the youkai watching him wake up, and contrary to my grinning face, the youkai looked at us with a worried expression.
Jiang Ziya observed the current situation with open eyes for a while, and with his genius-like mind, he quickly figured out why he was not eliminated by me with Azima's sword qi in the dessert shop.
"Two visions. Jiang Ziya stared at me blankly: "You guy, woo ......" He was about to get angry and closed his eyes in pain, as if the trauma caused by the complete illusion was still continuing.
I said to him proudly below, "It's time to learn to behave, little ghost." ”
He barely opened half of his eyes and looked at me: "Uncle Ben won't let you go." ”
"It's a lot like what I usually say. ”
Shi Dashan persuaded: "You two brothers don't hurt the harmony like this......"
"Who is a brother with him?!" "Who is a brother with him?!"
Shi Dashan was so frightened that he had nothing to say.
Huo Yu finally couldn't help but speak: "They are really not brothers. ”
The surrounding monsters immediately exclaimed, "Huh?"
I was also surprised, and couldn't help but look at Huo Yu curiously, he actually saw it?
Huo Yu glanced at me, I nodded to him, and he continued to say to the monsters: "From the beginning, I wondered, how could there be a person wearing exactly the same clothes as the boss when the car crashed, and said that it was a passing by, and I felt that something was wrong at that time. Later, he didn't behave like an ordinary normal person, even if the boss later said that he was a brother from the mountain, this reason was too far-fetched. And from the appearance of the boss and Long Xu being so afraid of them, I know that Li Xiaoming is not an ordinary person. ”
The scarlet raised his head and said, "Oh, it's really like that." ”
Look, this is the difference in IQ between humans and orangutans, and it's a hard injury.
Hey, I seem to have scolded other people as well.
Huang You scratched his head and said: "Actually, I haven't seriously thought about it at all, I don't care about what to do so much, anyway, there is a problem with the boss carrying it, he said that it is like this and that, I don't even bother to think about it." ”
The dog brother licked his tongue and said, "I only care about eating, which bird he is concerned about my." ”
"Ahh ”
Shi Dashan asked a very critical question at this time: "He is not the eldest brother, so who is it?"
The monsters looked at Jiang Ziya on the tree, and then at me, and they all had the same doubts as Shi Dashan.
I can't hide it anymore, in fact, I didn't need to hide this matter from the beginning, it was just Jiang Ziya himself who wanted to pretend to be an ordinary person.
I had no choice but to say, "Does Mrs. Jiang know?"
"It's the fishing one. Huang You said.
As soon as I pointed at Jiang Ziya, I said to the monsters, "He is." ”
Except for Xiao Lu, who didn't understand anything, the other monsters all looked at Jiang Ziya, and after looking at it for a while, Huang You turned his head and said to me, "Boss, are you kidding?"
Brother Dog pouted and said, "What are you kidding, Taigongwang is the lord of the heavenly realm, how can he appear here, he is not angry at all, he is still a little ghost." ”
Jiang Ziya on the tree shouted angrily to the dog brother: "That dog, who do you say is the little ghost!"
Brother Dog glanced up at Jiang Ziya, and said to me again: "The personality is still so bad, there is no god who should be cold." ”
The scarlet man muttered his cigarette and said, "I'd rather believe that he is your father's illegitimate son than that he is too public." ”
"Uncle Ben is not an illegitimate child!
The situation has reached this point, and Long Xu had to come out to explain to the monsters, and I kept looking at Jiang Ziya.
The honesty of the dragon beard is really high, I don't believe what I said, Jiang Ziya doesn't believe what he said, but as soon as he weapons the monsters, they are convinced, they listen to the explanation of the dragon beard and nod again and again, and they are surprised that one of the strongest cultivators has been with them for a day and a night. The orangutan and the dog brother have been mixed up for many years, and they feel even more miraculous that I, the demon king, did not die in the hands of Jiang Ziya.
When they were almost finished, I opened my mouth and asked Jiang Ziya: "Why the hell, you will lose your true qi and live in my house as an ordinary person? Also, what is the future prophecy, is it just a story you made up?"
Jiang Ziya turned his head arrogantly and said, "Don't dream, what reason does Uncle Ben have to tell." ”
Well, I've been mentally prepared for such an answer.
As soon as I stretched out my hand, Huang You walked over helplessly and handed a thick leather whip to my hand.
Speaking of this leather whip, I bought it in an adult product store today in order to whip this little ghost. The general fun whip given by the shopkeeper is not needed, it must be a leather whip that is painful enough and "stimulating" enough. With a whip, ordinary people's skin and flesh cracked.
The shopkeeper also advised me: "Don't play too much, otherwise it won't be fun, and you will get divorced." ”
I casually pumped the air a few times, and it snapped, and the quality was good and very easy, and I decided that this was my special weapon in the future.
Jiang Ziya became nervous when he saw me doing this, and said to me a little angrily: "Hey, what do you want to do to Uncle Ben?"
"Does that need to be said?"
I whipped it and hit Jiang Ziya's arm hard, and he didn't show a painful expression, but turned into a demented look.
"Teach you how to be a man!" I shouted.
I couldn't bear to beat the monsters next to him like this, and at the same time, I was even more afraid that Jiang Ziya would retaliate afterwards. But they didn't dare to disobey my orders, except for Midori.
"Ahh ”
Midori came over and took my hand, looking at me pitifully. This time, though, I didn't listen to her, but threw back the whip and prepared for the next whip.
Jiang Ziya had become hideous, and he yelled at me: "You dare to hit me?! Ji Zhi, you dare to hit me, me, me!!"
"Smack. He was responded with a leather whip that struck him hard.
His face had turned red, and I didn't know if it was angry or angry, and I think there were reasons for both.
Jiang Ziya quickly understood that the current situation could not be arrogant, and instead closed his eyes to absorb the spiritual energy to refine the true qi, and prepared to use the true qi spell against me. I felt a trace of true qi on his body, and hurriedly took out the Kunlun mirror from the small cloth bag, and took a look at Jiang Ziya, and immediately the true qi on his body dissipated without a trace.
"Bastard!" Jiang Ziya opened his eyes and scolded me.
I laughed and said, "Yo, the gods can also curse." ”
"That's my Kunlun Mirror!"
"This is my Kunlun Mirror, and even the whip, elixir, and strange utensils in it are mine. ”
"I won't let you go!"
"Then I won't let you down, and when you change this virtue, I'll let you go. ”
Jiang Ziya gritted his teeth with hatred, and I put the legendary artifact of the Kunlun Mirror directly below Jiang Ziya, shining on Jiang Ziya, so that he would not be able to gather true qi.
"Goodbye. ”
I waved at Jiang Ziya, and then left the orchard with the monsters, Jiang Ziya's scolding behind me getting farther and farther away.
After temporarily solving Jiang Ziya's matter, I still have one more thing to solve, about dealing with those mafia gangs tonight.
I can't let them go, and I have to do it all at once, so as not to have to deal with similar troubles in the future.
I contacted Tong Zhiyou, the current boss of the Green Gang, and told him about what I was going to do with the Black Hand Gang. He said to me very happily: "Brother Qing, don't worry, tonight I will ask them not to dare to come to your store to make trouble." ”
"Wrong, wrong. "I stopped his excitement, what happened to this kid's excitement after receiving my request?
"Huh?"
"I mean, I'll take someone to kill them, and then you clean up the place. ”
"What?"
"Don't you want to dominate Aoki City? I'll take someone to kick out his restaurant tonight, knock over his little brother, and then you follow to take over his territory. I know it's not that simple, but you can do it yourself, I don't expect much from you. ”
Tong Zhiyou asked strangely on the other end: Brother Qing, I heard you right, right? You said that you want to take someone to play the field of the Black Hand Gang, and then ask me to take over his territory?"
I was depressed and said, "Can't you do it?
Tong Zhiyou hurriedly denied and said: "If someone can really clear his field and beat him to the ground in Aoki City, it is not impossible for us Qinggang to take over their territory." But, Brother Qing, you said you want to take someone to clear the field?"
I didn't want to repeat this question, so I asked directly: "You can tell him the site, and then you go and prepare to take over his site with me, and you don't have to worry about how I clear the site." ”
"But Brother Qing ......"
"Don't talk nonsense!"
Tong Zhiyou had no choice but to tell me the location of the Mafia Gang and the address of the base camp. As he spoke, I marked a large map of Aoki City and indicated what level of territory it was.
After remembering it, I didn't care about what Tong Zhiyou on the other end of the phone persuaded me, and hung up directly.
At this time, Shi Dashan, Huang You, Xiao Lu, and Huo Yu all changed into combat uniforms, and walked out of the room wearing a green camouflage uniform.
As soon as Huang You arrived at my room, he complained: "This dress is so uncomfortable, boss." Even Midori complained unhappily.
But they really have a different flavor when they wear this camouflage uniform. Huang You became a hooligan or fake soldier in the army after putting it on, Shi Dashan became a war maniac battlefield killing machine after putting it on, and Huo Yu became the most beautiful instructor often circulated on the Internet after wearing it (the instructor mentioned here is a woman), Xiao Lu put it on...... The wide camouflage uniform was worn on her body loosely and exaggeratedly, and it was nondescript.
I took out the mirror to see myself in camouflage, well, I couldn't find any other adjective to describe myself other than handsome. Oh, or very handsome, super handsome, adjectives like public enemies of men are not bad.
I waved the map with many circles and crosses in front of the monsters, and said solemnly: "Comrades, for the sake of justice and the people, we cannot allow the underworld to do evil. ”
Yokai: "Yes!"
"We are only allowed to succeed and not fail in this operation, I ask you, do you have confidence?"
Monsters: "Yes!"
"Very good! For the sake of justice, for the sake of the fruit shop, for the sake of money, let's go!"
Our group immediately walked out of the house happily, just like a spring outing. As we got into the Hyundai cars one by one, I also looked back at my home, looking at us with his hands folded on his chest, and sighed heavily.