Theme song: myhump

Due to lack of funds, the actor did not come, and the director is pregnant, now please search for the song on the Internet and listen: myhump, and then start reading this article, more fun, all in the group of immortals.

Body:

Zhong Wei's psychology is still a little apprehensive now, his eyes are weak, he doesn't know where to put a pair of big hands, and there is a lot of sweat on his neckline, he doesn't know that Xiang Takagi brought the three of them here for this matter.

A big red banner was displayed in the wind, with big gilded characters, and it read: "The 37,234th Jiyuan Gate Outer Gate Contest and Award Awarding Conference"

The two hosts, a man and a woman, dressed in red and green, are standing on a bluestone platform more than ten meters high with a smile, and there are more than a dozen chairs behind them, sitting some dry old men holding musical instruments and wearing round black glasses, I don't know what these people are here for, but looking at their expressions, I know that it is not simple. Below the stage was a group of outer disciples who were pressed by the black.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, is it, is it?" said the man in red, because he was a monk, he didn't need a microphone, as long as he concentrated his spiritual power in his throat and made a sound. But this did not affect the cardinal's habitual trying.

At the same time, Hu Sangui, the deacon of the inner gate, also drove a big black bird that was fierce and looked like an eagle falcon from the sky, and the momentum was amazing, and I don't know if this former eunuch chief even if he was cultivating to the world, whether he also had a little regret, so he regarded such a big bird as a crotch horse.

Zhong Wei recalled that the disciples of the outer gate called this extremely powerful inner gate chief "tile crotch", and couldn't help but smile secretly.

Hu Sangui still sat on a wide chair in the middle of the bluestone platform.

The monks who were originally noisy below immediately quieted down, and tens of thousands of people did not make a sound, which can be seen from Hu Sangui's murderous name.

The two hosts seemed to be very satisfied with the situation at the scene, bowed deeply in the direction of Hu Sangui, and cleared their throats.

"Ahem!"

First of all, the man in red.

"The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the ground!" opened his right hand.

And then there's the Lady in Green.

"Extreme Yuan disciple is really competitive!" opened his left hand.

"Let's work together to be the first!" said the man in red.

"Create a new century for the future!" the two took a step forward and looked forward to it.

At the same time, the old men with musical instruments in the back worked together, and a three-stringed erhu and guzheng mixed with drumming bamboo boards and pipa music sounded, although the instruments were disorganized, and even out of line, but they were good.

This music may also be familiar to everyone, and it is often used when advertising on local TV stations, and it is the background music of "Good news, good news!" with a strong sense of festivity.

"Let's announce the top three in this contest! Do you want to hear it?" said the hostess in green.

"Think!" There was a tsunami-like shout from the audience, and I don't know if it was because of the game or the S-shaped figure of the green-clothed hostess.

"The third place in this competition is ......" behind him, the old man with the little hammer beat the small drum.

"Mr. Shi Jianshi, the tenth and seventy-third monk of the outer gate of the Jiyuan Gate!" Shi Jian hurriedly came over from the other end of the bluestone platform, and the three of them had been waiting for a long time.

"Little sword, come on!" Zhong Wei said while sitting on a wooden red chair prepared for the three of them, leaning against the small table, and sipping melon seeds.

Shi Jian's right hand danced out three fingers, which meant that it was a small meaning, no problem, this gesture was taught to him by Zhong Wei, saying that this was what they meant to be good. Zhong Wei meant that he wanted him and Shi Jian to cooperate with gestures without speaking when they carried out covert missions in the future, but Shi Jian's usually smart person was stupid in this, and dozens of gestures would be the only one left by now.

Shi Jian walked to the sexy and coquettish hostess with a big grin in the envious, jealous and hateful eyes of everyone in the audience.

The right foot stomped, the left hand soared into the sky, the eyes were uninhibited, the corners of the mouth were smiling, and he put on a handsome and explosive pose.

"How are you friends below?!"

For a while, there was silence around, probably because everyone didn't know how to react.

Shi Jian was not discouraged at all, he did a backflip, stood steadily, his posture and expression were even wilder, and he continued to shout: "How are you friends below!?"

After five seconds of silence like this, some people probably felt that if they didn't give a reaction, this SB would obviously not leave.

Someone started to speak, not loud, "Still...... Okay, get by. ”

"It's just, make up and make up, there's nothing to complain about. ”

"The rest is fine, but I don't have a wife. ”

"Brother, so am I!"

The corners of Shi Jian's mouth twitched slightly, and he straightened up.

"All along, people have asked me a question -- how can I be more successful? I told him four words! And these four words changed his life! He changed from an ordinary monk to the top existence of his class! Do you know which four words they are?" Shi Jian's voice was charming.

"Hard?" said someone who was unsure.

"Then who doesn't know, these four words can change a person's life, can it be so simple?" someone asked.

"So, he can't study hard and work hard, right?"

"Of course!"

"What the hell should that be?"

"Oh, I see!" shouted a monk in the crowd.

Everyone's eyes were immediately attracted.

The monk smiled slightly, shook his shoulder-length hair, and opened his lips lightly.

"If I'm not mistaken, it's Tong Yan**. ”

Zhong Wei despised this monk first, just two results, either guessing right or guessing wrong, and making a fuss If I guessed correctly, obviously this is another pretending to be a beep.

"Wrong!, but it's not all wrong!" Shi Jian smiled mysteriously.

The answer is: Don't give up!"

Hearing this, all the disciples looked disdainful, "Hey—"

"Hey, you juniors and disciples must not underestimate these four words, what are we cultivating immortals for?"

Someone below immediately shouted, "Become an immortal!"

"This junior brother is right! It seems that he is a caring person, should we applaud him!?"

Immediately, there was a sparse applause.

"That's right! Aren't we immortal cultivators just to become immortals? We eat and sleep in the open, get up early and fight monsters in the dark, do tasks to earn asset management, isn't it just to improve our realm cultivation and reach the point of living with the sky. We immortal cultivators are miserable! All our lives, we have to run for the extremely slim chance of becoming immortals that may exist. But we still never gave up, even if the chance is slim, we are the hardest and least rewarding people in the world!"

Shi Jian's sincere words touched the monks present.

But Zhong Wei didn't think so.

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