Chapter Fifty-Six: The Old Demon of the Heavenly Bat
In the jungle, everyone was healing, and a box fell from the sky.
"Who! What should I do if I throw garbage in the air and hit a child!"
Tang Zongqing opened the box and looked at it, his eyes lit up: "Eh, it's really a pile of garbage, I'll take it away, so as not to pollute the environment." ”
Yuan Yicheng: "You thief! When I didn't see it!" rushed over to grab the box. The crowd rushed up and shouted.
Yunni saw that the baby was coming, and hurriedly lost Wanbao and twisted around: "Eh, eh, don't rob, don't rob, don't rob, don't rob, lady first, let me touch it first! Let you touch it when it's over." ”
Wan Bao opened his eyes suddenly: "What are you doing! We are cultivating immortals, not robbers!
Xuanyi: "Yes, yes, yes, let go." Come, Wanbao, you are the boss, and you are known as a virtuous person in my southwest region, so you can share it. ”
Wan Bao opened his red and swollen eyes and looked at the treasure chest: "Very good, the spirit stones are divided equally, and those who are alive have a share." Just now, you killed the most monsters, one holy medicine per person, come, Tang Zongqing, Xuanyi, Yuan Yicheng, Zifeng, Yunni, Tang Xin. There are four left, how do you divide them?"
Tang Xin: "Brother Bao, you saved everyone's lives, and the rest of the holy medicine will be given to you." ”
Tang Zongqing: "Little sister, why don't you say that you will give it to your brother? Brother killed half of the monster!"
Tang Xin: "Your holy medicine is eaten as a snack, and you are still short of such a thing." You see Brother Bao is injured!"
Tang Zongqing: "It's hopeless, the girl is outgoing, I'll go back and tell my father, my little sister has found a good family." ”
Wan Bao: "Give it all to me, how can this be!"
Yuan Yicheng: "It should be." Without your Earth Guardian powers, we'd all be hanging here. ”
Wan Bao: "Then I'll take two plants, recover my spiritual power, and cope with the next exam." Well, Fan Haisheng's two goods, although they woke us up at the critical moment, the credit is the greatest, but the evil is not small. His reward is distributed to this girl who was unconscious all the time, do you have any opinions?"
Tang Xin: "Okay. Brother Bao, don't you like this little hot girl!"
Wan Bao: "How could I still like others." ”
Tang Xin blushed: "Then what do you mean, you only like me." Brother Bao, you really hate it, there are so many people here, you just confess to me, you are dead, I thought you were a fool!"
Wan Bao: "I'm not. ”
"Ah!", everyone was startled, only to see Zhihua wake up in Tang Xiaoshan's arms.
"Where is this?" Zhao Zhihua opened his confused eyes and looked at the dense strange wood jungle around him.
Tang Xiaoshan: "Good sister, you're awake." ”
Wan Bao came over and said, "Little Sister Zhihua, this is your holy medicine, put it away, if you lose it, there is nowhere to find it, don't be robbed." ”
Zhao Zhihua happily took it: "Wow! We've arrived in Penglai? The Immortal Dao Ancestral Court is good, I just came here and there is a holy medicine! I can break through the Golden Pill! I am so happy! I want to send one to my brother." ”
Tang Zongqing: "Eh, this medicine has been fed to a stupid pig, what a waste." ”
Zhao Zhihua said angrily: "Why are you still alive as a rascal! Look at the moves!Ah, your head hurts." ”
Tang Xiaoshan: "Don't move, I'll heal you." ”
Zhao Zhihua: "Sister Xiaoshan, have you also been allocated the holy medicine?"
Tang Xiaoshan: "I didn't. That bat demon is so powerful, you can't kill a single one. ”
Zhao Zhihua: "Then I'll divide one of you." The black loach said that the holy medicine in the Immortal Dao Ancestral Court is the grass in the courtyard, and if you pick it casually, you will definitely divide it again in the future. That's really right, hasn't he been to Penglai? ”
Tang Xiaoshan: "I don't want it, it's yours." ”
Zhao Zhihua: "You're welcome!" Zhao Zhihua stuffed it to Tang Xiaoshan.
Tang Zongqing: "Little hot girl, brother loves you." Give me this little grass, and then you can go to the Great Elder's yard to pick it. ”
Zhao Zhihua: "Stinky rascals, look for a fight! Eh, the demon monarch in one place, don't you want these materials? Then I want it, I can sell a lot of spirit stones!" Zhao Zhihua ignored the hooligan next to him, and went to collect the demon monarch materials as he spoke.
Yunni: "Hello, this wild girl from the ravine, this kind of garbage has to be picked up, it's not disgusting." Whoever quickly makes a cloud and rain trick to wash me, the stench all over my body. ”
"I will!I will!" "I will too, fairy! "Let's all together!" "Do you want to take off the fairy?"
Zhao Zhihua: "You really don't know. How can such a good material be garbage? The teeth of the bat demon can refine bloodthirsty stones, good treasure. Luckily, the black loach taught me how to scavenge. ”
Tang Xiaoshan: "Hmph, if your black loach is there, even the skin of this bat will have to be peeled off." ”
Zhao Zhihua: "He, I guess he won't even let go of this bat's brain." He also said that bat feces can be used to refine phosphorus, which is a good fertilizer, and it must not be ruined. ”
Yuan Yicheng: "Who, so disgusting, who wants to eat the fruits and vegetables grown by these fertilizers? Okay, okay, we are on the road, and we still have 100,000 miles to fly." ”
Tang Zongqing: "Yes, let's go." ”
Wanbao: "Wait, did we forget something?"
Tang Zongqing: "Where else is there anything!"
Wan Bao patted his head: "Fan Haisheng's two goods were captured by the bat demon, and I don't know if he is alive or dead!"
Tang Zongqing: "I guess it's already braised or steamed." ”
Tang Xin: "Brother, how can you say that! Monsters can't cook on fire, they should be sucked dry or swallowed alive." ”
Wan Bao: "It's so easy. Fan Haisheng is a Yuan Infant Monk, or a body refiner, and the monster has to chew for a long time. Although he is very cheap, he is also our companion, and we have to save him. ”
Yunni: "Brother Bao, I know you have a good heart and are a big hero, but how do you find it now? We don't know where the monster's kitchen is. ”
Tang Xiaoshan hurriedly raised his hand and said, "I will track down the demon beast!"
Yunni rolled her eyes out: "I'm dripping my mother, I don't have a sense of existence, are you brushing here? I was tired of playing tracking when I was nine years old." ”
Tang Xiaoshan: "Oh, then you can track this senior sister." ”
Yunni: "Oh my God, are you stupid? Do I still remember what I played with when I was nine years old?"
Wan Bao: "Well, since you can find him, you can't leave him alone." Who wants to go to Xiting Bay now, I don't care, in the future, I Wanbao will also see him clearly, from now on, one is one, two is two, clear accounting, understand the transaction. If you are willing to follow me to save Fan Haisheng, that is my good brother!"
Everyone looked at each other.
Yuan Yicheng: "You said so, what else can we do." I don't care, 100,000 miles away, it's only a matter of five or six days for me. I'm going back to Shushan now to take a hot bath and drink a glass of sour milk, and it's too late to come back for the exam. But do you have what it takes?"
The crowd was talking.
Zifeng: "Senior brother, don't brag, you road idiot, you don't know where Shushan is flying." Seriously, Wanbao, if we don't have time to reach Xiting Bay, you are responsible for giving us the back door!"
Wan Bao: "What are you afraid of! Follow me, and I will get you a full score in the exam." The examiner is my master, what are you worried about? ”
Zifeng: "Okay! What are you grinding! Keep up with the team! If you don't follow me to save people, don't say that you are from Shushan in the future!"
"Yes!
Ship Hall.
"Fourth Elder, Team No. 1 deviated from the route and turned in the direction of the Heavenly Bat Cave. ”
Fourth Elder: "What's going on? This is an escape test, not an offensive battle! First Security Team, the guy with me!"
The entrance of the Sky Bat Cave.
Fan Haisheng wheeled the big axe and resisted the bat demons that kept rushing up.
Fan Haisheng: "Ah, my lords, my uncles, my fathers, let me go! I have no blood, no flesh, no heart and liver, I am covered in bacteria, and I will get gastroenteritis if I eat it!"
"Eat quickly, little ones! Another group of monsters are here to divide the meat! After this village, there is no such shop, I have never seen this good meat! Weigh a few taels more! Twenty spirit stones and a tael of meat, the price is affordable and close to the people! There is not much left, and if you come late, you can only drink soup and gnaw bones!"
Fan Haisheng: "Ahhh
I only heard a voice in the darkness, "Fan Haisheng, are you still alive!"
When Fan Haisheng heard this, he suddenly gave birth to a great light from the bottom of his heart, and his joy was boundless, and he was speechless.
"Definitely hanged. Senior sister, look for his big axe, that is the best magic weapon, don't let people snatch it. ”
Fan Haisheng hurriedly shouted: "Ah, Brother Bao, save me! Lao Tzu is still alive! Who cares about my mountain giant spirit axe!"
Wan Bao: "Inside!
Everyone rushed into the Heavenly Bat Cave together, and the heat of the spiritual power was steaming, and the hole was suddenly filled with a foul smell.
In the depths of the Heavenly Bat Cave, a sharp voice sounded in the darkness: "Little ones, fresh meat is delivered to the door, and you ancestors are not called to get up and enjoy it!!"
Wan Bao was slashing and killing the bat demon who was lining up with knives and forks in the hole, and was startled: "Ancestor of the Dao! Fan Haisheng! Don't run yet!"
Fan Haisheng got a way to live, and cried with joy: "Ah! My dear and lovely brother Bao! In the future, my Fan Haisheng's life will be yours!"
"Bold junior! Break into my Heavenly Bat Cave and want to leave a whole corpse back! There is no name of my Heavenly Bat Ancestor in the human world! Which bastard has smashed my gate!"
Fan Haisheng: "It's not me!"
Yuan Yicheng: "Run, run, run! This is the Bat Ancestor, one of the Five Poison Ancestors!"
"Ahh
Wan Bao: "I'll stop this old demon!
Wan Bao pounced on the old monster.
The sky bat snorted: "Huh, stop me?" and gently poked out with a claw, first breaking Wan Bao's talisman appearance.
"Wantong Divine Palm!"
"Let's go!" The bat demon fanned over with one wing, and a yin wind hit Wan Bao, causing Wan Bao to squirt a mouthful of golden blood, and the sword hooked a spark on the rock before he stabilized his body.
"Ahh
Tang Zongqing had already run out of the Tianbat Cave, but when he saw Wan Bao kneeling on the ground, he gritted his teeth: "Little sister! Tang Men has handed it over to you! Wan Bao, I'm here to help you!"
Xuanyi: "Everyone save Wanbao!"
The team turned back.
Xuanyi pounced and danced a sword circle desperately, set up the bat demon, and everyone dragged Wanbao back. Xuanyi blocked it, saw that Wanbao was safe, and turned around and ran.
The bat demon caught up with Xuanyi's chest from behind with a claw, "Ah!" Xuanyi screamed miserably and fell to his knees.
The bat demon pulled out his claws, licked them, and said with a smile: "Hmph, a bunch of little dolls, the flesh and blood are still fresh!"
Tang Zongqing: "Xuanyi, what kind of hero are you!"
Xuanyi turned around and fought to the death: "Let's go! Leave me alone! Avenge me! Ah! Heavenly Providence Sword! Self-destruct!"
The bat demon wrapped his wings around the Heavenly Providence Sword and sneered: "This ancestor still wants to blow himself up in front of him, how can this good meat be wasted!"
"Then how about a taste of my meat!" A sword aura swept across the bat demon, and the bat demon flickered its wings, leaving three zhang away, which could be avoided.
The bat demon slowly turned into a human form, straightened his cloak, and showed a wicked smile on his cold face: "Oh, it turned out to be the four elders of the Immortal Dao Ancestral Court, it's really been a long time! I haven't seen you for many years, but the White Rainbow Sword is still so sharp." ”
Fourth Elder: "Awards." You go ahead and take the exam. ”
Wan Bao vomited a mouthful of golden blood: "Master, be careful." ”
The four elders flicked the white rainbow sword, and their voices were clear: "Hmph, it doesn't matter, it's just a little bat, and it's easy for the two junior brothers to beat him." ”
As soon as Tang Zongqing and the others heard what the four elders said so freely, they hurriedly protected Wanbao and ran back with Xuanyi.
The two Void Brothers of the Four Elders pounced viciously towards the Celestial Bat. The bats tied up their horses, conjured big claws, opened their bows left and right, and each of them was rewarded with a slap. The two little brothers who burst their mouths were inserted into the mountains and the other into the river.
The sky bat clapped his palms and smiled proudly: "Oh, something that doesn't open its eyes! What does it mean to turn into a void? ”
Fourth Elder: "Your skills are rising!"
"Not really!" said the bat, pulling out a broken knife from his back. This knife is shaped like a waning moon, the whole body is snowy, there are several missing places on the knife edge, the knife head is a skull carved from black gems, and the ghost eye is inlaid with rubies, which looks extremely weird.
The Heavenly Bat Ancestor wiped his knife with his cloak: "Also, do you think that Ancestor I have been in retreat for two hundred years, just to fight cannons behind closed doors!
The four elders were taken aback and took a step back: "Cold Moon Remnant Soul Knife!"
Heavenly Bat: "That's right! It's Tianxia Ancestor's Cold Moon Remnant Soul Knife! This knife has drunk the blood of many living beings in the Three Realms, ah, it smells so sweet! Why, Fourth Elder, are you afraid?"
Fourth Elder: "Afraid, my Nangong family doesn't know how to write the words of fear!"
Sky Bat: "Yo, the three legs are trembling together, and you are not afraid?"
Fourth Elder: "This knife is so heavy, I see you shaking more than me." Oh, you can't control it, can you! Hmph, it scares your fourth grandfather and me into sweating. Look at the sword!"
The four elders swung out their swords and hit the sky bat directly. The sky bat parried with the cold moon knife, the swords intersected, the sparks splashed everywhere, and the sky bat felt that the tiger's mouth was cracked.
"Wait, wait for me to show you the tricks!Cold Moon Remnant Soul!Shattered!" The sky bat closed his eyes, put on a powerful posture, and swung out with a knife.
"Phantom Divine Skill!" A phantom shadow flashed, and the four elders hurriedly retreated a mile.
I saw the Cold Moon Knife trembling violently in the moonlight, the red ghost eyes of the skull lit up, and after a while, it regained its calmness, and there was no movement at all.
The sky bat didn't hear the earth-shattering explosion, opened his eyes and said in a daze, "Eh, the password is wrong? Strange, one moment spiritual, sometimes not. Baby, baby, today the ancestor was bullied to the door, you are manifesting to help me!"
The four elders laughed wildly and rushed over: "Whahahaha! The spear is rusty, God help me! Look at the sword! Look at the sword!"
The bats were beaten back again and again, powerless to parry.
"Fourth Elder, don't rely on cultivating to be a hundred years higher than me, you deceive people too much! My good brother will be here soon!"
Fourth Elder: "Hehe, I'm so scared!"
The bats were running and calling: "Hey, Purple Spider, I'm being cut down! Come and save me!"
"My grandfather was in retreat. ”
Sky Bat: "Let him get out of the customs, rabbit cub! I don't know if it's your third grandfather and me!"
"He said don't call my grandmother when she dies, or you'll eat me alive." Click!" hung up the phone.
Heavenly Bat hurriedly dialed another number: "Ten Thousand Poisonous Old Monsters! Second Brother! Come and save me! I'm about to be killed by the Four Elders!"
Ten Thousand Poison Heavenly Sage: "I'm busy practicing calligraphy!
Tianba: "Oh! Brother who said yes! Practicing calligraphy is more important than me!"
Ten Thousand Poison Heavenly Sage: "After killing the old ghost of Tianxia at that time, aren't all the things divided, and you still come to be my brother?
The bats hurriedly made another call: "Hey, Brother Centipephalide! It's me! That's right, yes, it's my little brother of the bat! I haven't been in touch for two hundred years, it's always good? No, no, wait, it's not borrowing money, yes!"
Fourth Elder: "Do you still have brothers?"
Tian Bat waved his knife in one hand to parry the four elders, and pressed the phone with the other: "You are in a hurry! I have a lot of brothers! Hey! Brother Toad!"
Emperor Tianchan: "Which one?"
Sky Bat: "It's me, Brother Sky Bat!"
Emperor Tianchan: "It's you big fly! What are you doing?"
Heavenly Bat: "I'm about to be killed by the four elders!"
Emperor Tianchan: "What are you calling me for, I don't do it." Hung up. ”
Sky Bat: "Don't, don't, don't! For the sake of so many years brothers, save me! You come to save me, you don't have to pay back the 10 billion!"
Emperor Tianchan: "You have the face to say this kind of thing? Back then, when you killed my master's family, why didn't you say brother when you divided things! When did you hang up, report a letter to me, and I will bring the whole family to your funeral! Look at your Tianbat Cave, you don't know what my surname is Grandpa Frog!"
Sky Bat: "Ah! I let you go back then, not because of brotherhood!"
Emperor Tianchan: "Phew! At that time, I knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, and asked me to pay 100 billion spirit stones to buy my life, you are calculating the inheritance of my master's family!
Sky Bat: "Sky Bat!"
Emperor Tianchan: "I don't know, thank you for blessing me, I haven't paid the phone bill for a long time." Little Liuzi, help grandpa pour the water for washing his feet. Now the debt collection agency is so powerful, even your grandfather and my phone number from 200 years ago can be found out. Throw this phone into the South China Sea, and leave the phone card behind, there is still a phone bill in it. ”
Smack!
Heavenly Bat: "Eh, the Fourth Elder, you are awesome, this Heavenly Bat Cave has been given to you." I'll fly!"
"Where to go! Look at the spirit treasure! Demon Slaying Needle!"
"Ahh
The four elders hurriedly followed with a sword, and they were about to bear the result of the Heavenly Bat.
The bats were desperately holding their knives on the ground, with tears in their eyes: "Slow! Slow down! Get out! I still have a phone call, guarantee the light!"
The fourth elder: "Hmph! Just fight! Look at what other brothers you have to run for your funeral!"
The bats pressed the number.
"Drip ...... Drip...... The number you are dialing is interstellar, please dial an asterisk before the number. Heavenly Court Zero Zero Zero One, Moon Palace Zero Zero Zero Two. ”
Fourth Elder: "No, is it because the phone is in water? Or is your brain in water?"
Sky Bat: "Slow, I'll add an area code." ”
Fourth Elder: "Why, it's still in the sky." ”
"Drip ...... Drip...... Hey?" came a very old voice.
The bats cried: "Grandpa!"
"Who?"
Sky Bat: "I'm a little bat!
"You bastard! don't you want to set up your own door, why are you calling me!"
Tianbat: "I'm going to be beaten to death by the four elders, grandpa, save me!"
"Didn't I tell you to be a good demon, and you can go to heaven after cultivating the right fruit, you are doing seven twists and three again. ”
Sky Bat: "No, grandpa. As soon as I woke up, a turtle grandson broke down the door of our house. I didn't even wear underwear, and when I wanted to come out to see the situation, I was caught by the four elders and beaten to death, I was really wronged to death. ”
"You really didn't do anything bad?"
Tianba: "I've been asleep for two hundred years, and I've been cultivating so hard that I haven't even drunk a mouthful of pig's blood! I just licked the blood of a little doll, and I'm so disgusting." ”
"Lie to me and rip off your skull for alchemy! Give him the phone, I'll tell him. ”
With tears in his eyes, the bats handed over the phone.
The four elders were in high spirits: "Which heavenly demon are you! Dare to take care of the affairs of my Immortal Dao Ancestral Court! ”
"Ah Ge, don't be so angry, it's me. ”
Fourth Elder: "Who are you, you, call me by my nickname!"
"Eh, I've been in the sky for a few years, and I can't even hear my voice. ”
The fourth elder took a closer look at the phone number: "Five-five-five-five- Ahh Haha, master, you haven't rested yet!"
"Yes, I've been so busy that I've been so busy that I've softened my hands in signing. If Little Bat doesn't do anything bad, you can let him go. ”
The fourth elder hurriedly nodded: "Yes, yes, yes! What else do you command?"
"Nothing. Tell your master to collect all this year's offerings and hand them over, Li Tianwang is urging. ”
Fourth Elder: "Yes!"
"I heard that this year's harvest is not good?"
Fourth Elder: "Nothing! ”
"Did you get the Holy Flame Order back?"
Fourth Elder: "There's a clue!"
"If you don't find it, you haven't found it, and the master is not forcing you to make a difference. Where's Sword?"
Fourth Elder: "Senior Brother Jian's whereabouts are unknown, and we are also looking for them." ”
"Find him and let him turn back, I will call the shots for him in everything, isn't it just a false name, eh, create evil. I'll hang up first, the interstellar phone bill is too expensive, save a few spirit stones. ”
Fourth Elder: "Yes, yes!"
The four elders withdrew the White Rainbow Sword and looked at the Heavenly Bat with a stunned expression.
The bats got up from the ground: "What are you looking at! This is my grandfather! Oh, it's okay to remember the phone number, it's good! Can I go back to the cave?"
Fourth Elder: "Get out!"
Tianba: "What are you so scared of! I don't wear a cloak today! When I have mastered this rotten knife technique, I will come to Wantong City to cut your flesh with a knife." ”
The four elders raised their palms and gestured: "Look for death!"
The sky bat put his head up: "Come on! Slap me to death with one palm! Shoot me! Hmph, don't dare? If you don't have the guts, get away from me, don't eavesdrop on my phone! Hey~, the sheep is crazy! You are not dead, you are not dead! If you are not dead, you will go back to the primeval jungle to see! A group of good grandsons of the Immortal Dao Ancestral Court are having a good time in our primeval jungle! Come on, otherwise you will disturb the bosses in the demon clan's mother land, and you will not grow on you if you have good Xinjiang mutton. Hmph, Nangong Ge, play with me, don't play with you! I think back then, when you were still wearing open crotch pants and playing with urine in front of my house, I hung on a tree and thought about how to suck your blood. It's a pity that I was changing my baby teeth at that time, otherwise I would have sucked you dry up earlier, and the old and immortal stinky thing. ”
The four elders turned pale with anger.