037 Oolong Bureau
The mountain breeze was slightly cool, gently caressing the green leaves in the mountains, causing the green leaves to let out a "rustle" laughter. The mountain wind swept in front of Ji Danhuang, took away his miserable singing, and spread it all over the mountainous area.
"I really want to borrow five hundred dollars...... I still want to borrow 500 yuan...... Borrow 500 dollars...... Yuan...... Money ......"
Standing in the soft and refreshing summer mountain breeze, Ji Danhuang only felt that his heart was blown cold by the wind. In the eyes of others, the summer mountain breeze is extremely comfortable, but when it comes to Ji Danhuang, it is comparable to the autumn wind. The sound of blowing the green leaves in the mountains seems to have turned into a mournful cry of fallen leaves.
Ji Danhuang was unhappy, very unhappy. He felt that the most tragic thing in this world was that the comic convention was right in front of him, but he had no money in his pocket.
Wiping the moist corners of his eyes and rubbing his sour nose, Ji Danhuang resolutely refused to admit that he was crying poorly, but self-hypnotized that the mountain wind blinded his eyes. Poor mountain wind, just lying down like this, was also shot.
(Mountain Wind: I'm just a passerby, you can't slander me like that!)
After yelling for a long time, Ji Danhuang felt a little better, and meditated for two hours as usual, practicing the Guyi Heart Method. After completing today's internal homework, Ji Danhuang felt a lot calmer, so he got up and reviewed the Sanqing swordsmanship he had just learned, which was also surprisingly smooth.
Seeing that it was still early, before the time to practice cāo control zombies, Ji Danhuang didn't want to go home, so he sat in front of the door of the cabin in a daze. If in the past, if he could have such a short rest, Ji Danhuang would definitely run home to watch anime on the Internet and visit the local animation network, but now he doesn't have that mind. Seeing that the comic con is approaching, everyone is discussing things like rehearsals, rushing props, renting booths and buying things, and everything is deeply hitting the fragile heart of his poor bastard.
After being stunned for a while, Ji Danhuang felt really bored, so he simply touched the book that he only started learning yesterday and looked at it. In these more than 20 days of study, Ji Danhuang not only learned the heart method, swordsmanship, and cāo control zombies, but also made up a lot of mysterious things like Ziwei Doushu, Qimen Dunjia, and Five Elements Bagua. Before that, Ji Danhuang was completely reading the book of heaven, what yin escaped, what palm start, what nine stars and eight doors, that was not at all. But now, Ji Danhuang doesn't dare to say that he can understand all of this book, but he can understand it more or less.
Shibei should be impressed for three days, let alone more than twenty days!
After reading it for a while, Ji Danhuang gradually felt that this thing was still quite interesting, holding the book in one hand, staring at his palm, according to what was written in the book, he regarded the knuckles of the index, middle, and ring fingers as a simple nine-square grid, and practiced the method of layout. After practicing for a while, I felt that it didn't seem interesting to dot around in the palm of my hand, so I simply took the cadre sword, drew a big nine-square grid in the open space, and threw some stones and branches into it, and laid it out with real objects.
Compared with what is written in the book, Ji Danhuang is happily arranged, and he only feels that this thing is like a jumping grid played by bear children, nothing different. So, he scurried around in the Nine Palaces Bureau he had drawn, changing the position of the stone for a while, and changing the position of the branch for a while, and had a lot of fun. When he had had enough of playing and wanted to practice controlling zombies, he looked up and was dumbfounded.
This...... What is the situation? How has everything changed? What about the cabin? Why has it suddenly disappeared? Could it be that he just opened the portal and traveled somewhere else?
Looking left and right, Ji Danhuang really couldn't think of when he came to this strange place. Looking at the surrounding plants, he should still be practicing in the mountainous area.
Maybe when I was playing with the layout just now, I unconsciously went somewhere else.
Ji Danhuang felt that this possibility was still very large, so he didn't care. Isn't it just that I accidentally walked far away, and I forgot how to go back, and I opened a portal and went back.
It stands to reason that Ji Danhuang's idea is right, but what happened next made Ji Danhuang completely dumbfounded. Originally, he opened the portal that led directly to his bedroom, but after stepping through the portal, the other end of the door was not his own bedroom, but the strange place where he was before. After a few more attempts, the result was still the same, and in the end he couldn't even open the portal at all.
Hey, what's going on? The spell is out of order? How could it be! He's already trained the portal so well, how could it still be out of order!
Ji Danhuang was stunned, completely stunned, looking left and right and didn't know which way to go. I took two steps in a random direction, and a misty mist rose around me, as if it was a miasma in the mountains.
I'll it, what's going on!
Ji Danhuang was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his nose, lest this mist be poisonous. Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Xianzhang had just left for less than a day, and he was in trouble, in case something happened and died here, it was estimated that someone would not come to collect his body until he was rotten.
Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, I'm also an immortal cultivator, how could I die in the mountains because I got lost. If this is really dead, when he arrives at the underworld, the king of Yama asks him how he died, he can't say that he is an immortal cultivator, and he accidentally got lost and was trapped to death.
It's a shame!
Covering his nose and turning around in the fog twice, Ji Danhuang felt that he didn't feel any discomfort, so he let go of his hand, and then felt that his behavior just now was too stupid. He remembered that there was a gas mask in the bag, and if he found something wrong around him, he should put the gas mask on instead of covering his nose. Something as powerful as miasma, it doesn't matter what it does to cover your nose!
Now, Ji Danhuang is basically certain that there is no poison in the surrounding fog. However, for the sake of safety, he still took out his gas mask and put it on his face.
Just because the fog isn't poisonous now doesn't mean it won't be poisonous later. It's always good to plan ahead, don't regret it, it's really too late.
After groping and looking for a few laps in the fog, Ji Danhuang turned completely, only to feel that no matter how he went, it seemed that he had been spinning in place. It feels a bit like the legendary ghost hitting the wall.
Did you accidentally hit the wall?
Ji Danhuang feels that this possibility is still there. There are many ghosts in the mountains and forests, and with the improvement of his cultivation, he can gradually see those ghosts floating around. Perhaps, he inadvertently broke into the realm where the ghosts frolicked and was accidentally trapped.
Thinking about it like this, Ji Danhuang was happy. If it's a ghost hitting the wall, then it's a good solution! As soon as you pour urine on it, the ghost will naturally break the wall.
Ji Danhuang was very fortunate at this time, he had drunk a lot of watermelon juice before. If the inventory is too small, it won't be able to break the ghost wall!
But it turns out that Ji Danhuang was wrong again. After a soak of urine poured over, the surrounding scenery has not changed much, and it is still the same.
Hey, isn't it a ghost hitting a wall? But it's not a ghost hitting a wall, so what should it be?
Ji Danhuang was puzzled, this time he was really a little scared. Seeing that the scenery around him was so weird, he couldn't have accidentally stepped into some kind of game.
Bureau?
Ji Danhuang was stunned for a moment, looked down at the one in his hand, and let out a low cry of "ah". Just now, he was reading a book while practicing the layout method on the ground, wouldn't it be ......
If that's the case, it's too oolong!
Qimen Dunjia is really amazing. If ordinary people are lined up and want to trap anyone, it is really a very difficult thing, and it takes decades of study and infiltration to reach that state.
But it's different for people who cultivate immortals. Those who cultivate immortals are originally absorbing the essence of heaven and earth, gradually merging with heaven and earth and being reborn, and can draw the power of nature for their own use in every move. Therefore, when Fang Cai Ji Danhuang was practicing the Qimen Dunjia Array, he had unconsciously absorbed the power of nature into his body, and through the transformation of his body's meridians, he had infused it into the formation. Therefore, the formation discharged during this practice already has a certain power, and it is not difficult to trap people in it.
And the most oolong thing is that Ji Danhuang didn't realize this at all when he was laying out, and just followed the method written in the book and practiced casually. The result is very sad, Ji Danhuang, a person with a layout, was trapped by his own bureau in a daze.
Thinking back to the previous situation of his own layout, Ji Danhuang turned back for a long time before he found a way to break the game. According to the method written in the book, Ji Danhuang bent left and right, went around and around I don't know how many circles, and finally got out of the maze that trapped him for a long time.
Looking at the huge Nine Palace Array drawn by himself in front of him and the stones and wooden branches piled up inside, and then looking at the one in his hand, Ji Danhuang really couldn't cry or laugh. Accidentally trapped by his own game, this is too unlucky! Should he be glad that he is still just a beginner, and will not play too good a game? If he just had nothing to do and turned over a dead game without explaining how to break the game to practice, then would he have been abandoned in the game now?
After this incident, Ji Danhuang suddenly became extremely interested in Qimen Dunjia. It's just the simplest practice formation, and he can't get out of it after being trapped in it for so long. If this is a deep study of this science, then if someone provokes him in the future, he will set up a scary bureau to throw that person in and lock him up for a few hours, and he is not afraid that others will not accept it?
Moreover, using the thing Qimen Dunjia to teach people will definitely not leave any scars on the **. In this way, even if someone knows that he did it, there is no evidence if they want to sue him!
Thinking about it like this, Ji Danhuang was happy. It seems that in the future, it is better to learn more things like Qimen Dunjia that hurt people invisibly!
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