The earth is forever dark. At this moment, in this darkness, a fat monk with a round body and extremely agile movements was wandering in the dense underground hard middle earth, yes, swimming. All the dirt that was close to him automatically made way for him as if it had a spirit, and the fat friar was as nimble as a fish swimming in the water, breaststroke, backstroke, and occasionally freestyle swimming, but he did not have the sexy charm of other professional female athletes, but there was no lack of flexibility. If you look closely enough, you will find that his eyes are always closed from beginning to end, and he is always moving in a certain direction by feeling, and there is a slight wonderful look on his face. Of course, in addition to the heavy earth, there were many extremely hard and sharp rocks underground, and the fat monk would occasionally be too intoxicated to inevitably come into close contact with these hard stones, and at this time, his body seemed to gently glide through the stones like a swimming fish, but the speed did not decrease in the slightest, and behind him was a smooth and smooth circular passage.

Finally, a glimmer of light came in.

Then the fat friar's round head shot out of the ground like a fright, and a burst of fresh air came to his face after a long absence, and the fat friar did not open his eyes immediately, but took a deep breath.

“what‘sthis，man！”

The fat monk immediately opened his eyes when he heard the sound, only to see a pair of yellow dragon carved purple gold boots dazzling in the sun, good shoes, this workmanship, this embroidery, he couldn't help but praise it in his mind. Looking up further, it's a pair of long, thin legs, and looking up again, well, male, size, huge. Looking up again, the lower abdomen is flat, faintly divided into one, two, three, four...... Eight pieces, obvious pectoral muscles, obvious Adam's apple, huh, slightly darker skin, failure, too thick lips, more sexy but quite stupid, failure, high nose, yes, but the target is too big, and it is easy to suffer in a fight, the fat monk thought viciously. Look at the eyes again, cut, this eye......

Without waiting for the fat monk to think more, a big black foot came to his façade, and the fat monk's mind was shattered.

"Forty-five yards, athlete's foot, lack of vitamin B12, eat more apples and stay up late......" This was the last thought of the fat monk before he fainted, hey, it was really difficult for him.

"What are you doing? Brother Wei, there is less than half an hour left before the end of the game, and you are still fooling. Shi Jian put away the foot that stepped on the fat monk's unconscious face, and did not forget to crush it twice, revealing a caution like stepping on a cigarette butt.

Zhong Wei was about to speak.

Suddenly, the fat man's unconscious body flew straight up from the hole in the ground, and those who didn't know thought that Chang'e-3 was going to the moon to find true love.

Then a man from Brother Baoqiang's otherworldly crossing version jumped out of the hole, and then another, and another one, and in less than three seconds, the sixteenth person came out.

"Hey, boss, get rid of those stupid forks, and let's get out of the trial area, shall we?" asked the little fresh monk, and then he immediately noticed the difference in the atmosphere, and looked back sharply.

As a result, the sixteen members of the Immortal Cultivation Wizard here and Zhong Weishijian, the golden partner, looked at each other.

The atmosphere began to be a little solemn.

"Brother Wei, you run first! I will be the queen of the palace! I caused the matter, and I will bear it!" Shi Jian said this seriously.

When Zhong Wei heard this, he was a little moved, this was the first time someone had spoken to him like this.

Before Zhong Wei could speak. Shi Jian took a brisk step and rushed to the front of the immortal cultivation wizards, "Come on!" There is quite an aura of being a man who is not open.

Chu Qicai narrowed his eyes slightly when he saw this. It is said that when he encounters such a lone monk, he will really not be polite, three times five divided by two, from head to toe, only the hair of the other party's body will not be taken away, and the rest will be confiscated. Therefore, after each robbery, the monks who were looted were often bare-chested, clutched, and ran away in tears. The members of the Immortal Cultivation Wizard sometimes really thought that the captain had an unknown bad taste, so when Chu Qicai looked intently at the handsome-looking and powerful monk in front of him, all the staff of the Immortal Cultivation Wizard sweated for Shi Jian - they knew the strength of the captain, and every battle was centered on him, and the remaining sixteen team members were all hands-on, just like doing surgery, Chu Qi was the attending doctor who was responsible for the operation and suturing, and they were just the little brothers who handed Chu Qicai tools and carried bags.

"We are!" Sure enough, Chu Qicai shouted the classic slogan again.

Then, the fifteen people behind Chu Qicai stood in their original positions.

"Brave!"

"Sincerely!"

"Fraternity!"

"Wild!"

"Soaring Bear Eagle!" is still in the east.

"The prodigal son who wanders the world!" is still to the west.

"Merciless **!" is still south.

"The crystallization of the creation of the universe!" is still north.

"We are--Immortal Cultivators!"

"Close...... Huh, please damn it!" Chu Qicai gave an order, and was about to close the team, when he suddenly found that there was one person missing.

“oneandtwoandthreeandfour...... Why is it that the cave is gone!"

As soon as the words fell, a circular object fell from the sky and landed in the middle of the two sides, smashing out a deep pit and setting off a cannon of yellow dust.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to start writing some nonsense again, oh yes!

Show: I only have you in my heart without her

Performers: All the staff of "The Picture of Immortals".

Accompaniment: Accompaniment tape

Dancer: All the staff of "The Picture of the Immortals".

"Prepare-prepare-go!"

Zhong Wei coquettishly led the singing: "I-only have you in my heart without her!"

Pick up the background (Zhong Yu, Zhong Zhan, Yu Jian unrestrainedly) The three of them sang together, accompanied by snapping their fingers: "No her, no her!"

"You have to believe that my affection is not fake!" or Zhong Wei, continuing to be coquettish.

"No fake, no fake!" (Chorus trio heroic)"

At the same time, there is another washing scissors blowing sao year (it seems to be a stone sword): eonbaby Chek trouble!

Accompanied by Kobo Daishi's wild street dance - the dance is breaking

"Only you are my dream!Only you make me worry!I don't have him in my heart."

The tape brother Dao Yuanzi hurriedly changed the tape, and the music immediately became familiar.

At this time, two steel pipes came out of nowhere, Zhong Ting and Lu Qinyun (double bitch combination) were dressed in sultry bikinis, and their white thighs almost blinded the good boys on the field.

"Lady!" Zhong Wei sang.

"Aha!"

No, I can't write it, and another female customer has come to buy cucumbers, hey, in this world, I said that they can't restrain themselves? Can't you restrain you, aren't there still me? I can dedicate myself to the rescue of the vast number of women at any time, and to put it mildly, I think the president of the All-China Women's Federation should let me be the president! I will definitely take the liberation of women as my own responsibility and devote all my energy!

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