Lu Xiaofeng looked at the monster with his cape and asked loudly, "I don't know who Your Excellency is, Lu Mou and the three of them are on their way, if there is anything offended, please make it clear, why pretend to be a ghost?"

The monster spoke, his voice was extremely hoarse and low, enough to break people's hearts, and said, "The people in the rivers and lakes said that Lu Xiaofeng has no colorful phoenix wings, and his heart is a little clear, when he saw me today, not only did he not escape, but he was also calm, I really admired and admired!"

Lu Xiaofeng understood that there was no such thing as ghosts in the world, so he smiled and said, "Where, it is all the wrong love of the Jianghu people for Lu, where do I have such great ability? ”

The monster laughed and said, "Lu Xiaofeng is Lu Xiaofeng, there is such a praise in the world, who wants to dress up like this? Haven't you been investigating the ghost case in the Mengle Inn? I am here!"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled calmly and said, "I knew that you would definitely appear here by yourself, but I never expected that you would appear here during the day." ”

The monster said, "What is the difference between day and night for my appearance?"

Lu Xiaofeng said, "Whether it's at the Mengle Inn or here today, Your Excellency seems to be coming at me?"

The monster said, "Yes, the last time I went to the inn, I wanted to visit Lu Daxia, but unfortunately, you walked too fast and didn't have a chance, so I had to use the shopkeeper of the Mengle Inn as an experiment." ”

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "You have spent so much effort and lurked in the inn for a long time, could it be a test of my courage? I can't stand the scare of you like this!"

The monster said, "In the world, no one knows, no one knows, Lu Daxia is not afraid of the sky, the earth is not afraid, the tiger's ass wants to be touched a few times, just with my little trick, how can I scare you?"

Lu Xiaofeng said, "Then Your Excellency is ......?"

The monster said, "It's very simple, you see me, I only have a head, a body, but no limbs, in the Mengle Inn, I got my right hand, can I borrow Lu Daxia's left hand?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Oh, Your Excellency doesn't know, my left hand is not as good as my right hand, he is always in trouble, always restless, it is a dirty hand, into the arm, often naughtily stretched out to the place where it should not go, stained with unclean things." ”

The monster said, "People in the rivers and lakes, who doesn't know your spiritual finger, whether it is a sword, fork or stick, as long as it passes in front of you, it will be caught by you." I wanted your right arm, but I lost my chance at the Morek Inn, but it doesn't matter, I don't have a right hand, I can do it with my left hand, I just want your dirty, powerful hand. ”

When Sikong Xingxing heard this, he seemed to understand a little, and said, "You shouldn't cut off someone else's arm and put it on your own body!"

The monster laughed, and the laughter shook the surrounding trees, through the treetops, and disturbed the birds that rooked here, flapping their wings and fleeing for their lives.

After a burst of laughter, the monster said, "The first thief in the world really deserves its name, yes, my arms and feet have been cut off, what a tragic thing it is to have no hands and feet, for this reason, I will find suitable hands and feet one after another, so that I can gradually return to a normal person." ”

The monk muttered, "Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate, since there is such a thing, what does it matter? I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? Although the monk does not have the delicate hands of the surname Lu, it is better than nothing, take it!"

The monster smiled and said, "It's really worthy of being Lu Daxia's friend, and at this moment, I'm still trying to find a way to help him intercede." But have you ever thought that people's hearts are insufficient, since there is Lu Daxia's arm here, why should I look for you?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said to the monk, "Did you hear that?" people asked me by name, it's useless for you to fight, take good care of your arm, don't give it to me, you gave it to me, how can I have a wind and snow night in and out of the land of fireworks?"

As he spoke, he propped up his limp body and said, "Well, give people roses, and leave a lingering fragrance in your hands, since Your Excellency can afford me, why should I push it? But under the stupidity, there is still a person who does not know, don't you want to ask for arms? Why do you want to pretend to be a ghost? Scared the innkeeper to death?"

The monster said, "Actually, I didn't pretend to be a ghost, I originally looked like this, and I didn't want to scare him to death, but there was no way, I had to take a fresh arm, so that it could be transplanted into my body, if the person died, the blood stopped flowing, and it would be useless for me to cut off his arm." ”

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "I see, this is also the reason why you are here today, the three of us are poisoned and have no strength in our bodies, you can get a fresh bloody arm without any effort? It seems that you followed us here from the Yamen!"

The monster said, "Lu Daxia is Lu Daxia, strong martial arts, commendable courage, clever, really amazing, I like you more and more." Yes, I've been in the yamen, because only there is the safest place, I've been paying attention to you, when you were rescued by this girl, I tracked you here, God helped me, I let you escape as soon as I soaked in urine, but a few of you didn't have urine to spill!"

The monk shook his head and said, "That's wrong, where is God helping you, it's urine helping you, I really didn't expect how important urine is! If I can still live, I will definitely stop peeing indiscriminately, I will store all the urine in case of emergency!"

Sikong Xingxing glanced at him and said, "Hmph, looking at you, how can you have a next life? With your virtue, if you are reincarnated in the next life, you will definitely become a pig, because you were a pig in the previous life." ”

The monster said coldly, "Okay, don't waste any more time, Lu Daxia, just because I owe you in this life, if there is a next life, I will definitely pay you back your arm." ”

Sikong Xingxing and the monk wanted to delay any longer, waiting for a miracle to appear, and hurriedly shouted, "Oh, old monster, you are in a hurry, you are a monkey, we still have a few sides with the surname Lu, why don't you let us say goodbye?

The monster said, "Don't worry, there is a wrong, there is a debtor, the arm is borrowed by me, I will definitely repay the kindness, let him die happily, without the slightest torture, as for you, since I am good with Lu Daxia, I can only fulfill you and let you go to Huangquan with him, so that he will not come to you for a drink." ”

Sikong Xingxing's mind seemed to have been discovered by the monster, and he fought back mercilessly, Sikong Xingxing said, "Okay, thank you for your kindness, we also have a companion, but I still have a question, since you know that I am a thief, and you know Lu Xiaofeng, I believe that you must be our acquaintance, but I don't know why, let you become like this, since we must die, we can't let us become unjustly dead, for a group of dying people, why do you hide it?"

When the monster heard this, he laughed and said, "Yes, we are old acquaintances, and the reason why I am like this today is due to Lu Daxia!"

I don't know why this monster is Xu Ren, and what is the life of Lu Xiaofeng's four people, please see the next decomposition! )