"My real name is Huang Gai Tianzi Shan Zhen Qinglian Jushi, and the people in the rivers and lakes are called Thunderbolt Dragon Slayer, in fact, if you want to talk about my origin, it is a long story, and it starts a long time ago. Anyway, back then, I was still a croaking baby waiting to be fed in swaddling clothes......", Huang Gaitian is now sealed with spiritual power, tied up with a rope knot, posture... How to say it, it's very sexy, those who understand it will understand it when they see it, and those who don't understand it can't tell you clearly.

"Getting to the point. Shi Jian kicked it over, and it had an immediate effect.

"Twenty years ago, when I was still a good young man in his prime, I just showed the sharp corners of my little lotus, and I didn't know that there was a dragonfly standing on my head. It is said that the tree is a big move, and Diao has no friends. My superb cultivation, extraordinary temperament, and elegant appearance are really ......"

"Getting to the point. "Another kick, this time the stone sword added a little more to the run.

"Ten years ago, I ......"

"I'll fight, I'll fight, I'll fight, I'll fight!"

"Little sword, easy!" Zhong Wei watched from the wall.

"Uncle, don't move your feet, I will summarize that I have been here for ten years because I heard that there is a treasure here, but the treasure has not been found, and it is still trapped. ”

"Gone?"

"It's gone. ”

"What kind of treasure do you say that treasure is?" Zhong Wei asked, touching his chin.

"This ......" Huang Gaishi was just about to hesitate, and Shi Jian immediately came to a standing horse, showing his extraordinary flexibility and acting as a deterrent.

Huang Gaishi gritted his teeth, "Don't hide it from the two young heroes, I am a disciple of the inner gate of the Holy Gate." ”

"Oh, it's still neighbors, we're very yuan. Shi Jian said.

"Oh? It's really disrespectful, I didn't expect to meet a disciple of the Friendship Sect here. Huang Gaishi immediately hit the snake with the stick.

In fact, Huang Gaishi still has some truth, following the Holy Gate and Jiyuan Gate are neighbors, and they have gotten along well for many years, the so-called distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and the two factions have a deep understanding of the truth.

"Don't talk about calves!" Shi Jian really gave Huang Gaishi a kick unceremoniously.

“...... I got a treasure map by chance, the address is in the depths of this Tsz Yun Lake, so I worked hard and made the most adequate preparations for this treasure hunt, but I was supposed to light the moon with my heart, but the bright moon shone on the ditch, and the past was unbearable, and the light was ......."

"Where's the picture?" Zhong Wei was in no mood to listen to his nonsense.

"Figure..."Huang Gaishi hesitated.

"Actually, if you want to go, I can take you there......"

"Who brought it with you? You handed over the picture, haven't you been beaten enough?"

"That'...... All right...... Can you untie it for me? ”

Shi Jian looked at Zhong Wei, Zhong Wei nodded noncommittally, and Shi Jian had a palm knife in his right hand, separating the rope lightly and accurately.

"Since you two really want to see it, there is nothing I can do...... Alas" Huang Gaishi sighed and began to undress, this guy was wearing a colored night coat all over his body, and he took it off very neatly.

Looking at Huang Gaishi's movements, Shi Jian's face was black.

"What are you doing? I said I want to see the map, not striptease, and you want to seduce me, but you don't have a door......!

Shi Jian's gaze suddenly became straight, and he was still muttering to himself, "Hey, it's a little interesting, but brother, look!"

Without being reminded by Shi Jian, Zhong Wei had already refreshed himself, and looked at Huang Gaishi inside and out, it turned out that this guy had tattooed the map on his body, from his chest to his feet, it was a dense map.

"Turn around and see. Zhong Wei ordered indifferently.

Huang Gaishi turned around in shame, from the back to the calf, and it was also a dense map.

"Turn around again, oh, don't sway, stop and stop!" Shi Jian said impatiently as he looked at the map.

So, in the pitch black, next to a bonfire, two monks were carefully observing a **male monk opposite, and everyone who saw this scene was drunk.

But art always comes from life and is higher than life, and coincidental things happen.

"Well, the figure is okay, the size is ...... Size...... Alas, what a failure!!" began a soft and delicate female voice.

"It's you!" Zhong Weishi looked at the woman in unison.

"It's me!" replied the friar, dressed in grass.

"When did this guy come?" Zhong Wei thought to himself, as soon as he had a promotion and a salary increase, he had just had the opportunity to win Bai Fumei at the peak of his life, and this girl suddenly appeared, which was obviously to add to his happy life and throw bricks on the bright road. This Nima doesn't kill you, I'm sorry for myself!

The small sword in Zhong Wei's hand had already been sacrificed.

“easy，man。 imnotgonnatakeyourtreasure.imjusthappento passed by here, and I was curious to see you intently observing the body of a naked man. The grass-clad friar said indifferently.

"What are you looking at!" the naked man Huang Gaishi spoke.

"Look at you!" said the grass-clad friar.

"It's nothing, I just said that if you want to take a look, take a closer look, you look at my brother's muscles, this line, this shape, this temperament, what's wrong with the size? What's wrong with the small? If you have the courage to give it a try, my brother will turn you over!" Huang Gaishi said.

"Did it give you a face, let you speak?" Shi Jian flew up and stepped on the façade of Huang Gaishi.

"No, no, no, no!"

"Dare to ask this fellow Daoist how did you get in here and know how to get out?" Zhong Wei seized the opportunity to ask quickly.

"Well... I walked and walked in, and I didn't know the way out. The friar replied.

Okay, I'll admit, writing here, my brother really can't make it up, this kind of idea has been more than a dozen times, and people with a discerning eye know at a glance that this is a book in the traditional sense, dry plot, immature writing, SB thinking, want to be hot, want to be funny, want to be moved, mlgbd.

It is said that men after eunuchs still live long, so I am here to announce to the world and the universe that I am a eunuch, right...... Alas, the groove seems to have another train of thought, wait a minute, I feel a spiritual light hit my heavenly spirit cover like lightning, and at the same time, a large amount of intangible cultural heritage information, Eastern, Western, Antarctic, Arctical, Men and Women, all of them are brushing and impacting my long-rusted brain nerves, the eight veins of the strange meridians. Damn, it's too much information, I said no, don't, Daddy Ame, but God he continued to indoctrinate me, indoctrination, indoctrination, indoctrination. At this moment, I no longer doubt that I am the savior who is born and raised, gifted, and has accumulated great fortune and great luck, and who has saved hundreds of millions of living beings from fire and water! Look at the red flag and the people who have gone to the sea! The hymn sounded, and the saint came over, you listen! Hallelujah! HallelujahHallelujahHallelujah! Lift your hijab! Let me see your face! Your face is red and round, like the red sun in the sky, and your skin is big and hard! It's like a blue moon in the sky (I forgot the lyrics, the mobile phone is in arrears, there is no traffic, there is no network at home, just make do with it).

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