Lu Yueding's hometown of Yinxian County quickly understood the meaning of the song, in fact, there were people on both sides of the stage carrying white cloths to display the lyrics, even if the northerners couldn't understand the southern sound for a while, they could understand the meaning of the play by reading the prompter. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

What is "Liang Zhu" tells the story of a woman Zhu Yingtai turned into a man and fell in love with her classmate Liang Shanbo.

Although Lu Yueding is a eunuch, he is not tired of ********, he still has food at home - that is, fake husband and wife, the palace maid and the eunuch eat against each other and take care of each other - he is fascinated, and he is shaking his head with the song, and the song suddenly ends.

Lu Yueding knew that he was in a dream, but he still slapped his thigh hard: "Hey, why did this drama break after singing a little bit? The dumb goose Liang Shanbo finally knew that Zhu Yingtai was a woman? Did the two tie the knot?"

After singing the play, Lin Niangniang appeared again and introduced the following song and dance "Thousand Hands Guanyin", but it was a group of young women lined up in a neat line, at a glance, like a person, with slender arms spread, like a thousand hands and thousands of faces, it was really breathtaking.

After the song and dance, it was acrobatics, cross talk, one of the magic tricks, but it was a big change, Lu Yueding was not very curious about the woman who suddenly appeared in the empty box - a cultivator can do this with a small spell. This is Guo Dalu's thoughts, the early magic is actually to use people's yearning for real magic, to deceive people, but in the Great Li Dynasty, there are real spells, what is the decapitation of heavy work, empty boxes become people, practitioners can do it with a spell, so that the magic that should be the most popular is tepid, and it is not as popular as acrobatics.

But even so, Lu Yueding still sees it in his dream, this dream is really freehand, and he has never been so happy.

After the end of various entertainment programs, it Shanyan Shuibo and Lin Niangniang reappeared, "Now is the time for farmers to get rich." ”

This show is to tell farmers how to trim farm tools, how to scientifically feed livestock, store green fodder, breed seedlings, graft and prune branches and other knowledge, in the dream, there is an old farmer from Houlong Village, who shows up to talk about life, teaching farmers by hand, even if he doesn't know a big word, after waking up from a dream, he will ponder and ponder.

This knowledge was unheard of by Lu Yue, who had also worked as a farmer when he was a child, especially when he heard that the technique of grafting, inserting the mother of a good branch into an inferior tree, could actually produce good fruits, he shook his head vigorously, this is really nonsense, can the branches still survive when they are cut off? This is like chopping off a person's finger and connecting it to another person, and that finger must be rotten! But think about it again, this is a secret technique taught by the immortal family, can it still be faked?

After the golden idea time, it is what is the financial news, it is Shanyan Shuibo broadcast the freight information of the ships coming and going north from the south of the Sanjiangkou of Yinxian County and the Yongji Canal of the Grand Canal, the wholesale price of various department stores, and the last item is the comparison between the RMB and the official bank.

These economic figures are all dry, and Lu Yueding yawns even in his dreams.

Finally, the two immortals appeared again, "This broadcast ends here, I wish you all a good night", and then, a song "Unforgettable Tonight" sounded, but the sound of various musical instruments in this song was Lu Yueding in the palace compound, and they had never been heard. Compared with the sound of this music, the music played by the first-class musicians of the royal family was hoarse and ugly, like a child's tug-saw.

Suddenly, a violent shaking came: "Lao Lu, wake up, wake up!"

Lu Yueding opened his eyes suddenly: "Ah, what's the matter? Xue Zhi? What's wrong? It's not good! But there's a monster attacking?!"

Lu Yueding saw at a glance that it was Xue Zhi who was vigorously pushing himself, and when he saw that his face was full of solemnity, he was suddenly startled and wanted to jump off the bed, but he was suddenly awakened from his dream, his legs were still a little weak, and he almost sat on the ground.

Xue Zhi's big hand held Lu Yueding: "Old Lu, there are no monsters coming, I just had a dream." ”

Lu Yue was stunned, if it weren't for the decades-long friendship between him and Xue Zhi, he would definitely have scolded - you guy, just because you had a dream, you actually woke up our family?

Xue Zhi didn't realize that there was anything wrong with disturbing his dreams like this, he said with a straight face: "The white bone spirit who killed the pig Polong at night came into my dream, but she turned into a beautiful woman, and what news was broadcast with a what kind of mountain weir and water bo--"

Lu Yueding interrupted Xue Zhi's words: "What? Chief Manager Xue, you also achieved this dream--wait, just now it was an immortal dream, the dream is extremely wonderful, and wherever the mana reaches, tens of millions of people can sense the same dream, could it be that Chief Officer Xue, you and our family's dream are exactly the same?"

Xue Zhi's eyes widened: "In this way, the dream you have is the same as mine?

Lu Yueding interrupted him: "The song is "Liang Zhu Eighteen Phases", the dance is "Thousand Hands Guanyin", and the cross talk is "Three Levels in a Row" - that's right, the two of us really have the same dream!"

Xue Zhi had a calm face: "Good guy, in this way, I don't know how many people on the Yongji Canal and the people on both sides of the strait have also achieved the same dream -- it is even possible that such a dream has been done for more than a day! Come to think of it, this dream must be related to Mr. Houlong! Because the old peasant who appeared in the golden idea to get rich claimed to be from Houlong Village!"

Lu Yueding yawned: "Old Lu, Manager Lu, it's just a dream, even if this is a trick done by Mr. Houlong, isn't it good? ”

Xue Zhihu grimaced: "Gonggong Lu, you are confused! This dream technique can affect tens of millions of people, and now Mr. Houlong is just spreading the official documents of the imperial court, getting rich ideas, and entertaining people in his dreams, if one day, he instills some big rebellious heresy into that foolish man and foolish woman in his dream, what can he do?

I have to admit that Xue Zhi is an extremely smart person, if he is not smart enough, how can he become a henchman of the old emperor and secretly supervise hundreds of officials for him? He discovered the importance of "mass propaganda" completely by direct means!

In the Great Li Dynasty, there was originally no mass communication, the announcement of the imperial court to the county level has been great, basically the imperial power is not under the county, and the common people because of little movement, the news is also extremely closed, some remote mountain villages are really chickens and dogs smell each other but do not get along with each other, I don't know if there is a Han, whether Wei and Jin are definitely not an exaggeration.

The people don't know the big things in the outside world, so they really become fools, but the government likes the people who are stupid, because it is easy to manage, as long as they listen to the words of the lord in the hall honestly.

Even if a few people wake up, disobey the oppression of the government, and rise up, but if you want to encourage other people to follow, it is extremely difficult, because the news is blocked, and the rebellion in the east will not spread to the west until more than half a year later. Do you think this is a global live broadcast?

However, in this news broadcast section, the court announcement was clearly explained to the people in the most simple vernacular.

What's even more terrifying is that, as Xue Zhi worried, what if the dream entrusted by the immortals was not conducive to the content of the imperial court, but to encourage the people to rebel?

Li Min is ignorant, the most believes in immortals, the status of immortals is much higher than that of the official emperor, if it is really through dreams, encourage the people in the south of the Yangtze River to rebel, then half of the country will no longer be owned by the Li Dynasty!

Lu Yueding listened to Xue Zhi's words, and was also stunned, he half-opened his mouth, and stared at Xue Zhi for a long time, and suddenly laughed, and his hand was still pounding the edge of the bed, Xue Zhi was stunned, and then said angrily: "Father-in-law Lu, what are you laughing at?"

Lu Yueding wiped away the tears that flowed out, finally stopped laughing, and said: "Xue Zhixue, Chief Manager, let me ask you, have you heard of the emperor who seeks immortals, have you ever heard of an immortal who wants to be an emperor?"

Xue Zhi's body stiffened, yes, since ancient times, since ancient times, since the three emperors and the five, countless emperors have thought about immortality, thinking about seeking immortals and attaining the Tao, but where have you ever seen an immortal who wants to be an emperor? When an emperor only enjoys some wealth in the world, being an immortal is jumping out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, and living with heaven and earth!

In the eyes of a big spy like Xue Zhi, in this world, anyone can rebel, even the prince of the prison country is no exception, but he has never heard of the rebellion of the gods!

This is like saying that a rich man goes to rob a beggar of dirty food in a broken bowl, which is really a big joke in the world!

Xue Zhi's face turned red and argued forcefully: "I always feel that Mr. Long, the queen of the Science Sect, behaves strangely, which is very different from ordinary cultivators. ”

Lu Yueding spread his hands: "The Holy Lord has already given Mr. Houlong an iron coupon, and in the future, the Science Gate will no longer be a mountain and wilderness cultivator, and it will be the same as the country." Although Mr. Houlong's behavior is a little strange, but there are many strange cultivators, and in the eyes of our family, Mr. Houlong is really a very good person, alcohol, steel, divine beans, these rare strange things in the world, he has been dedicated to the imperial court for free, have you seen such a rebel? More importantly, Mr. Houlong also invented sanitary pants -- you have ever seen a person who chases the world, and he is a person who takes boudoir affairs as a pleasure?"

Xue Zhi was completely speechless, yes, this rebel and took over the world, either the great sage or the great evil, but there will definitely be no one who wants to be the emperor, ******** develop such things as a woman Tianhua, this, isn't this a joke in the whole world? )