59 Yokai Law

It's a small black house with five yokai in it.

A table with paper and pens on it. Three chairs, sitting Dumont and me, and Huang You opposite.

What is a little different from the past is that Huang You's clothes on his chest have a small identity sign that reads: Police Chief......

When I first entered the house, I saw a wooden board next to the door of the house, which said "Police Station".

What's going on? But it's okay, he's my guy anyway.

And there are two tall monster bodyguards wearing red scarves who seem to be standing on either side of Huang You, and it was the two of them who caught me and Dumont during the fight just now. They each had an incandescent lamp in their hands and looked at me and Dumont, so that neither of us could open our eyes.

Huang You held a pen and paper, writing something, and asked us like a lazy civil servant.

"Name. ”

The tone is really unkind, have you forgotten that I'm his boss?

"Wood holly. "Dumont. ”

"How old are you?"

“20。 "More than two hundred, forget. ”

I pointed to Dumont and said to Huang You: "Look, what kind of answer is this? It must be that he deliberately concealed his identity, and we should torture him to extract a confession!"

Dumont glared at me.

Huang You tapped the table with a pen and cared for me: "Pay attention to the rules, what do you call us? You can leave after recording your confession." If I mess with you, I'll have to detain you for a few days. ”

Hey, isn't it great to have a police chief's sign on your chest?

This is really a farmer turned into a landlord, and the heifer takes a plane, and the bull is in the sky!

I stood up and said to Huang You with an unhappy face: "What's the matter, you still want to detain me? Do you remember who I am? I am Mu Dongqing, the boss here, there are hundreds of monsters under my command, as long as I give an order, I will bury you directly in the ground, you dare to ......"

"Sit down!"

Huang You let out a loud shout, which scared me to sit down.

Huang You said to me solemnly: "Mu Dongqing, listen to me, I know that you are very powerful in this area, and what you just said can really be done." But don't you look at what kind of place this is, so you can do whatever you want?"

I asked stupidly, "Where is it?"

"This is the police station!"

"Haha, it's back to the police station?" I pointed around, ignoring Huang You's angry face, and said with a smile: "This small place is back to the police station, and it's developing really fast, I'm a little out of the rhythm." ”

Huang You looked at my arrogant appearance and wrote something on the paper with a pen. I leaned over and looked, and it read: Mu Dongqing fought and brawled, flouted the majesty of the law enforcers, challenged the authority of the law, and was detained for five days, delaying the execution.

I pointed to the piece of paper and said angrily to Huang You: "You kid really dare to write?"

Huang You puffed up his chest and said to me: "I am acting in accordance with legal procedures, and this is the case, why don't you dare?"

"Where's the law?"

Huang You immediately took out a thin printed book from the drawer under the table, with three big characters written on the cover: "Monster Constitution".

"This one is the "Monster Constitution". Drafted by the Constitution Drafting Committee organized by Huo Yu, and unanimously approved by all the citizens of the Monster Village, it has the highest majesty among the monsters, and any monster is equal in front of the Constitution, even if you are Mu Dongqing, there must be no exceptions!"

...... It looks awesome.

He took out a thin copy of it, on which was written "Monster Village Public Security Administration Law".

"This is the law on the administration of public security in our monster village, and it is generally used for ordinary public security and order issues in the village. You first violated the "Yokai Village Public Security Administration Law" for the crime of fighting and brawling, and then you violated Article 1 of the "Yokai Constitution": No yokai shall flout the constitution and the majesty of the law. The sum of the two crimes would have been enough to put you in prison for two months, but it is not enough that you still don't understand the legal issues in the current Youkai Village, and at the same time, you are just beginning to implement the law revision stage, so your punishment will be reduced and you will be detained for five days. ”

It's only been a few days, and you've got so many things?

It doesn't feel like it's the right way...... It seems like I'm going to be out of luck.

Gradually beginning to understand the situation, I sneered and said to Huang You: "That, this, I don't know when I got such a thing, I'm just joking with everyone, don't be so serious." ”

I touched Dumont's shoulder with my elbow and said, "You say, I'm just joking with you." ”

Dumont raised his hand and said to Huang You, "Uncle policeman, I'm going to sue this scumbag for threatening me with words." ”

"You!" I pointed angrily at Dumont.

Huang You scolded me: "Mu Dongqing, please pay attention to your words, this will aggravate your crime!"

I stood up and slapped the table and said angrily: "I'm grass! Lao Tzu is not playing, Lao Tzu will go home, no one will try to stop me!"

I was about to walk towards the door behind Huang You, when two "policemen" wearing red scarves immediately stopped me: "Sit down!

can actually speak human words, and it's very scary.

I jumped back, pulled out the pouch from my waist, took out the bricks from it, and shouted to them: "No one will try to stop me!

Dumont was so frightened that he flashed behind the police uncles, afraid that I would even beat him up.

I confronted two tall monsters, and Huang You took out a thin copy from a drawer and slammed it on the table.

I looked at the book and saw that it was written "Monster Village Criminal Law".

"Mu Dongqing, put down your weapons! You are now violating the "Monster Village Public Security Administration Law" by enforcing the law, if you hit us, it will be an attack on the police! Then you are committing a crime, violating the "Monster Village Criminal Law"!"

Crime?!

I don't know why, I was very panicked in my heart, I was very afraid, and my hand holding the bricks was trembling.

In the face of these three strips full of majesty, in the face of the three monster strips surrounding me, in this small black house, I felt lonely and helpless.

"You guys, don't push me. ”

"Put your weapons down!"

"I, I ......"

"Again, put your weapons down!

"You, I, you ......"

"Put, take, weapon, put, down!

Damn, so damn.

I threw the bricks on the ground and raised my hands.

"I surrender. ”

Immediately, two red scarf monsters rushed over, grabbed my hands and pinned me to the ground. It seems to be quite rusty, and the strength is a little bigger, which makes me hurt.

I scolded and shouted, "Lightly, it hurts to death!"

With a click, he actually handcuffed me.

Where did you get something like this?

After I was, Huang You shook hands with Dumont.

"Thank you, because of your cooperation, these scum have been arrested. ”

"You're welcome, that's what every youkai citizen should do. There is such a scum appearing, and you police have worked hard. ”

I looked up and scolded them, "Is there no end?" just catch me? Isn't that kid also fighting?"

Huang You said to me solemnly: "His sin is determined. You better stay in the detention center and wait for the judge's just verdict!"

"Who is the judge?"

"Master Gorilla and Brother Dog, draw lots to judge one of them to judge this case. ”

When I heard this, I was frightened and scolded: "This is not specifically to trick me, is it? Let the two of them be judges, and I will die if I win either of them!"

"Rest assured, there's still the jury, your defense lawyer. Guaranteed to give you a fair verdict. ”

This fabled just verdict is not very reassuring......

"Take him to the detention center. ”

With Huang You's order, two monsters dragged me out the door, and I was dragged all the way and shouted all the way.

"Wronged! The police beat people! You inhumane guys, I will definitely not let you go, I will definitely not let you go! Huang You, your uncle, keep my bricks and bricks, that's a heaven-shaking seal!"

The youkai in the street were attracted by my shouts, and they watched me handcuffed and escorted away by two tall youkai.

The two red-scarf policemen also said to the monsters around them: "Come and see, this is the end of breaking the law, everyone must not break the law." ”

All the way by, the monsters all looked at me and pointed at me, as if talking about what crime I had committed. One by one, they avoided me, just like the rumors that I had committed some heinous sin. It's a pity I don't understand what they're saying.

I was taken to the dilapidated house, which was about the worst in the village, and there was a very high fence built around the house and the small yard, and the cement was still wet, and it looked like it had not been built for long.

Two red-scarfed monster policemen pushed me inside, closed the iron bars of the wall, and locked it. They said to me through the iron door, "Stay inside, and be mentally prepared for the verdict in court." ”

These two monsters are much smarter than other stupid monsters, rare, rare.

But be mentally prepared? Don't you want to shoot me?

The two monster policemen are gone, and they don't care about me, and there is no one in the entire so-called detention center, so it seems that the configuration is not very perfect.

At this time, if I escape, it will definitely not be a problem, I want to be able to trap me with a wall?

Should I let this farce end now?

But it's better to think about it, after all, it's so rare for a village to be able to get a law. If I, the demon king, also break the law and don't accept punishment, then how will I care about the monsters in the future?

Okay, okay, just use yourself as a negative textbook. Even the demon king who violates the law has to be punished by the law, see which monster will dare to break the law in the future?

But I'm so hungry......

I haven't eaten for a few days, and when I first came, I only ate a piece of chocolate from Jiang Xiaogui, and now I'm so hungry.

I'm the only one in the entire detention center, am I the first monster to break the law since the law was established?

I didn't go into this shabby house, I sat down on the threshold of the door, closed my eyes, sensed the aura, and quenched my hunger by inhaling the aura.

My hunger was relieved, and I felt the demonic circuits in my body again, and I became familiar with them.

After a while, I felt a youkai approaching the doorway of the detention center's wall, and I woke up from the aura of sensing.

When I looked up, I saw a free woman carrying a bamboo basket.

She nervously looked inside from the other end of the bars and saw me sitting on the threshold. When I looked at her too, she immediately lowered her head and stopped looking at it. Instead, he crouched down and placed the basket under the barred door, and left with small steps but in a hurry.