12 Jiang Ziya and his brother-in-law

As I used to, I sat at the counter at the bar, chatting with the bartender, talking about the latest news, the gossip in Aoki City, and so on, boring to pass the time.

The difference is that today is Monday, and Lu Qi will not go to the bar to sing.

Jiang Ziya, a little ghost, sat in an inconspicuous corner of the bar drinking drinks, and his eyes often swept to the people in the bar, looking for whether the pineapple lady was here. Although this little ghost refused to bring it up, the drink he drank, the bartender brother naturally counted it on me.

At this time, there were not many people in the bar, quietly drinking.

Compared with the men and women drinking in the bar, Jiang Ziya is like a middle school student who sneaks into the bar after school, making people wonder if he is an adult.

At half past eight, after Jiang Ziya watched it for a while, he probably felt bored and a little impatient, so he took out the apple and plugged in the headphones to play some small games.

I was also bored with alcohol, and after a conversation with the bartender, I was left to stare at the wine glass.

After a while, a man entered the bar and caught my attention. When I looked back, it was Lu Fei standing at the door of the bar and looking around.

My brother-in-law is also here?

I waved to him happily: "Uncle, brother-in-law is here~"

Lu Fei immediately found me, walked towards me with a strange look, and sat down next to me. Looking around, it seemed strange and nervous about entering such a place for the first time.

I quipped, "Why can't you see you're interested in coming to the bar?"

Lu Fei directly ignored my self-proclaimed brother-in-law, and said lightly: "Didn't you say that Jiang Xianren would come to the bar? I came to find him and asked him to give me some advice." ”

"Oh, yes, what a studious boy. I lowered my voice and leaned into Lu Fei's ear and said, "But to tell you honestly, that little ghost is very bent and very stingy. I don't think he's going to give you any advice. ”

Lu Fei nodded and said: "I also know that it is not easy to get the guidance of the immortals, but I always have to try, I was constantly rejected when I was wandering and apprenticed, but I persevered and moved all the masters to get the guidance." ”

Well, is it the legendary school bully?

Lu Fei's eyes searched around: "Where is the Jiang Immortal?"

I pointed to Jiang Ziya to Lu Fei, Lu Fei looked over and saw the little ghost sitting in the corner drinking drinks and playing with his mobile phone, and immediately showed an expression of adoration on his face.

"Come on, but I still have to say don't be too verbose, if that little ghost gets annoying, maybe he'll hit someone. ”

Lu Fei nodded, ready to stand up and walk towards Jiang Ziya. But I grabbed him right away.

Lu Fei said with some emotion: "Don't worry, where there will be danger, you don't have to worry too much about me." ”

"This ...... It's not that I'm worried about your problem, but if you're killed, who will tell me about your sister's current situation. You'd better tell me how Lu Qi is doing now before you go. ”

Speaking of Lu Qi, Lu Fei snorted at me.

"My sister is angry now, you'd better not go to her for a while. If my sister beats you to death, it will be very troublesome to dispose of the corpse. ”

I let go of his hand in frustration and sighed: "Isn't it just a joke, plus there are more dishes to eat, but who told her to make it so delicious." ”

"It's mainly because you made such a joke, and it's not that you don't know that my sister is actually very shy. ”

"Yes, shy tigress. ”

"If she hears you say this, you'll die. ”

Lu Fei stood up, walked towards Jiang Ziya with a serious face, and said solemnly: "Senior......"

Jiang Zi said without raising his teeth: "Come on, I can hear what you just said (he heard me scolding him for being stingy?), Uncle Ben is so stingy (I guessed it), and he is not interested in teaching his brother-in-law anything." ”

Ah, sure enough, it's a stingy ghost, just like a child.

Lu Fei immediately said: "Jiang Xianren, please rest assured, our family has nothing to do with that guy, it's just that this shameless guy has always claimed to be my brother-in-law, but in fact, my sister doesn't like him at all." ”

Lu Qi didn't like me at all......

I slapped the table and stood up, pointed at Lu Fei and scolded angrily: "Lu Fei, you brother-in-law! Lu Qi loves me!"

The people in the bar were startled and looked at me like they were watching some kind of love soap opera.

The bartender brother hurriedly came over and asked me what was going on, I sat down and said with a smile: "Haha, haha, the weather is so nice today...... In fact, he has been saying bitterly in his heart: "What he said is not true, it is impossible for Lu Qi not to like me at all, what he said is not true, it is impossible for Lu Qi to dislike me at all......"

But thinking of making Lu Qi so angry today, in the end, even I felt that I had no confidence.

Jiang Ziya and Lu Fei glanced at me and saw the lost and haggard appearance, Jiang Ziya said to Lu Fei with great satisfaction: "Okay, for the sake of you being that bastard's enemy, Uncle Ben will teach you a trick." ”

"Thank you, Immortal Jiang!"

Damn two guys, what's that going on, as long as you can me off?

I angrily drank a glass of wine on the counter, and when I was done, I felt my throat burn like fire, and I coughed desperately.

The bartender smiled bitterly beside him: "This is a very strong cocktail, you can really drink it in one gulp...... Please pay one hundred and two. ”

Asked Lu Fei if he wanted to learn the Dao rune spell, Jiang Ziya asked Lu Fei for a piece of rune paper, drew a few drawings on the rune paper with his fingers, and then returned it to Lu Fei and said, "Okay, this should be enough for a fool like you to study for a while." ”

Lu Fei, who received the rune paper, was like getting some treasure, carefully holding it in the palm of his hand, just like being scolded by a ghost for being a fool, and he didn't have the slightest anger at all, but was so grateful.

"Thank you Jiang Xianren! The juniors don't bother the Jiang Xianren, if the immortals have anything to find the juniors, they can order them at any time. ”

Hey, I don't leave a phone left, and I can tell you a yarn at any time?

Just as Lu Fei was about to leave, Jiang Ziya suddenly called out to him.

"Wait. ”

Lu Fei hurriedly turned around, stood up and asked Jiang Ziya, "What do the immortals have to tell the juniors?"

"Do you want to leave like this? I haven't paid the tuition yet......

Tuition, yes, that's right, it's tuition. You really have to pay tuition fees to learn from the immortals!

Not to mention Lu Fei, even I thought I heard it wrong on the spot. Looking at TV series, novels, anime, and games, where will there be immortals who teach the art of cultivating truth and charge tuition, even villains will not do this.

But now this most powerful cultivator just said: I want to learn spells and pay tuition!

Lu Fei looked back at Jiang Ziya in a daze: "Jiang Immortal, what did you just say?"

Jiang Ziya tapped his fingers on the table impatiently and said, "Tuition, Uncle Ben's Flame Explosion Technique just taught you is endless, do you think there will be such a profound spell in other places besides Uncle Ben?"

β€œ...... Jiang Xianren, that ...... How much does it cost? No, how much tuition. ”

"Well...... Jiang Ziya gritted the straw and thought about it, and said casually: "Ten million." ”

Suck –

Lu Fei and I both took a cold breath, frightened by Jiang Ziya's lion's big mouth.

Lu Fei looked embarrassed: "I'm sorry, Jiang Xianren, the juniors really don't have so much money." ”

Jiang Ziya said unhappily: "Then how much money do you have?"

"It's only two hundred, it's the ...... my sister gave me today"

Jiang Ziya suddenly said happily: "Two hundred is just right, bring it." ”

Two hundred...... Is it ready to buy money for game cards?

I have to say that Jiang Ziya now has changed a lot from Jiang Ziya when he first came. In terms of money, when he first arrived, he didn't care about that kind of thing at all. When he first came, he asked for things to rob, but now he knows how to buy things with money.

At least, the level of civilization has changed from barbarism to modernity!

Lu Fei depressedly took out the two hundred yuan in his pocket and handed it to Jiang Ziya. After Jiang Ziya received it, he looked left and right, and said in a slightly novel tone: "This is money? ”

Ah, I don't feel like I'm not saying this like a countryman, but I feel like a super tyrant. Those Dubai tycoons, where do they carry banknotes when they go out? Of course, they are holding cards or gold!

Jiang Ziya pointed to Grandpa Mao on the red paper and asked Lu Fei, "Who is this person, and why is it printed on money?"

Lu Fei: "Hui Yu Immortal, this person is the founder of China, Mao Hao-"

Jiang Ziya asked disdainfully, "Is this person as great as me?"

Lu Fei was embarrassed and said, "This, this, of course it isβ€”greater." ”

Lu Fei went back to the counter next to me and sat down, wiping his sweat while taking out the rune paper that Jiang Ziya had drawn for him.

I slapped him on the back and scolded with a smile: "I'm really good at sycophancy." ”

"I'm telling the truth!"

I asked the bartender brother to give Lu Fei a glass of juice, and Lu Fei hurriedly said, "I don't have any money anymore." ”

I looked up and smiled, "Money, who am I with you, and who am I? Do my brother-in-law need money for asking my brother-in-law to drink?"

β€œ...... I'm not your brother-in-law, and you're not my brother-in-law. ”

"Cut!"

I approached Lu Fei, and he uncomfortably wanted to stay away from me, but was pulled by me. And I stared at him with a serious and vicious expression, and his face was timid.

"You, what are you doing, what are you doing?"

"Tell me honestly, does your sister Lu Qi like me or not?"

Lu Fei's nervous expression relaxed, don't look over, and said casually, "I don't like it." ”

I grabbed him by the neck and said, "Tell me the truth!"

Lu Fei struggled to push me away, and shouted uncomfortably: "I, I don't know!"

I let go of my hand, and my heart is much more steady, at least there is still a chance, isn't it?

Lu Fei massaged my sore neck and looked at me unpleasantly.

"If you really like my sister so much, then why do you want to make her angry?

Speaking of this, I pinched my fingers and said shyly, "People haven't been in love before, no." ”

Lu Fei shuddered and no longer dared to pay attention to me.

I was bored drinking, and Lu Fei was staring at the rune paper seriously, regardless of whether this was a bar, it seemed that he had reached a state of self-forgetfulness.

The bartender brother came over to look at the talisman paper in Lu Fei's hand and asked us curiously, "What is this?

Lu Fei, who was staring at the rune paper seriously, said without raising his head: "This is the Flame Explosion Talisman, which can perform the fiery technique." ”

The bartender's brother let out a long sigh and said, "It's just that I see that Zhao Xi feels unhappy with the couple, so I stick this thing on their backs, right? ”

I whispered, "No, if it's really on the couple's back, then the couple will have to love again in the next life." ”