Chapter 14 Comparing Husband and Wife Life
In the second life, he cultivated into a sword immortal and lived in heaven and earth for a thousand years, but later he fought with a snake king who had cultivated for five thousand years, and was invaded by his venom and was too seriously injured, which overwhelmed **, and finally had to destroy himself.
In the third life, he only lived for more than ten years, because he thought that the ** he devoted himself to was too ugly, so he wiped his neck in anger.
In the fourth life, he lived too long, and in the end he was tired of living and bored, so he simply killed himself and gave himself a new identity.
The fifth life is the most recent, because of her, because he was hurt too deeply by her, too painful, he gouged out his own heart, wanting to devote himself to being a heartless person again. But obviously, even if it is gouged, the heart will still grow, and the pain will still hurt.
He has lived for five lifetimes, although he is gone, his spirit is still there, and his cultivation will continue with his rebirth, since five thousand years ago, no one has been able to beat him.
Except for the snake spirit he encountered in the second life, it was his only failure. In the past few thousand years, the snake spirit is still alive and has cultivated to become the king of the snake clan and the head of all demons. The two fought for seven days and seven nights, from Qilian Mountain to Huaipu Mountain, and from Huaipu Mountain to Yangmingshan, and finally at the top of Yangming Mountain, he killed the snake spirit, cut it into 1,800 pieces, and threw the body all over the mountain, in case he connected his body again.
It was a special day, and it was on that day that he met the most important person in his life......
He killed the snake spirit, wounded himself, and went down the mountain with his sword, when he suddenly saw a thatched hut at the foot of the mountain. The moment he saw it, the qi in his chest dissipated, and he held a cold sword in his hand, and fell in front of the thatched hut covered in blood.
The door opened, and out came a plainly dressed woman. She froze for a long time, hurriedly dragged him into the house, applied medicine to stop the bleeding, and watched in amazement as his wound healed on its own.
She was so frightened that she thought he was a monster for a while, but she took more care of him and kept him awake for two days. At the time, I thought she was doing it with kindness, but later it became clear that at that time, she just wanted to see with her own eyes what a monster was like.
Four or five days later, when he had recovered from his mortal injuries, he woke up and looked at her in silence for a long time, and spoke in a very calm and good voice.
"You saved me, how can I repay you?"
She frowned, "I don't do one good deed a day, and giving two servings of herbs is not a great favor." ”
He insisted on retribution, and after living for thousands of years, others have always owed him, and he has never owed anyone else.
She thought for a long time, "Then you might as well make a promise." ”
He was stunned for a moment, but finally nodded.
That night, the two of them worshiped heaven and earth and lived a married life. One day later, he asked her why he wanted him to make a promise, and she replied: "I told my father that I was taken away by a goblin, and of course I had to find a goblin to marry, otherwise I would be a bully." ”
He twitched the corners of his mouth a few times, and then he realized that she thought of herself as a goblin. As for why she was willing to marry a goblin alone, he didn't ask, for fear that he would get a more strange answer and make him unbearable.
He would marry her, but he was bored for a while, and suddenly wanted to know what it was like to be married, but he didn't expect that he would fall in love with her one day, and he loved her so deeply.
She was the strangest woman he had ever seen, obviously a princess of a country, but she lived alone in the deep mountains and forests, living in a simple thatched hut and wearing coarse cloth clothes. That's fine, she doesn't know anything, can't cook, can't clean, so she can live in the mountains for a month, and it's really fatal that she doesn't starve to death.
If she hadn't met him, she would go to the mountains every day to pick up wild fruits, occasionally come back from hunting prey, and put them directly into the fire to burn, and the black charcoal burned could actually be torn up piece by piece and sent into her mouth.
When he was injured, she had put a piece of black meat into his mouth, and he was unconscious, and he swallowed it without chewing, and then she didn't tell him until one day that it was snake meat she had picked up from the mountains.
He threw up for a few days with his stomach in his arms, as if he wanted to vomit up everything he had eaten in a few days, it was the flesh of the snake spirit he had killed, such a disgusting thing, he actually told him to eat it.
She looked at him at the time and said quietly: "It doesn't work if you vomit, it was eaten five days ago, and now most of it has been pulled out." ”
His face immediately turned green, and he doubted that he was marrying a monster, and one monster marrying another monster, was this a match made in heaven?
In her eyes, he was a man with a black belly and a changeable belly. In his eyes, she is a woman with big nerves, who doesn't know what to do, plus sensual and casual, and even a little neurotic.
Late one night, the two were looking at the scenery in the mountains hand in hand, and she suddenly said, "Husband, the slave family feels a little cold." ”
"Get you a cloak for your husband. ”
"No, no, uh...... The slave family just remembered that when they were at home, every time the slave family said that it was cold, the mother would hug the slave family tightly. ”
He deliberately, "Miss your mother-in-law?"
“...... No. ”
"Nostalgia for being at home?"
Just when he thought she would complain shyly, she shook her head and said, "I'm just trying, if I say something vague, will your clumsy head understand?" and then sighed, "It's really too stupid." ”
Him: "......"
He naturally understood, and she wanted to ask him to hug her, but it was really unacceptable to say it in this way.
He held her in his arms, his chin against the top of her head, to be honest, she was very tall, but now she pretended to be a bird, which gave him the illusion that he was really married to a petite woman.
One day, she suddenly asked him, "Husband, what is true love?"
He asked rhetorically, "What do you think true love is?"
She thought deeply, "For example, if you marry a woman like me for your husband, you don't even have to leave." ”
Him: "...... You're really self-aware. ”
In this way, it can express the husband's deep love for the slave family. "Cover your face with your hands, pretending to be shy.
He was a great sweater, was she sent from heaven to deliberately amuse him?
One day later, she suddenly said, "Husband, husband, do you know? I always feel that the two of us together are like a flower stuck in cow dung." ”
He sighed, "Don't worry, even if you're cow dung, I don't like it." ”
"No, I just don't think it's easy for cow dung to grow like you. ”
Him: "......"
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"Husband, I heard that the Orion under the mountain has given the lady a divorce. ”
"When have you met Orion?"
"Yesterday, I saw a hunter on the way down the mountain, and he asked me if I was a fairy on the mountain, and I said yes, and he said yes, and he said if he could take me home. I said, then you have to divorce your wife. I didn't expect him to actually do it. ”
Then he sighed, "Sure enough, men are unkind." ”
Him: "......"
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"Husband, do you think I'm good-looking?"
"Good looking. ”
"Then if one day, I don't look good, will you still want me?"
He thought about it very carefully, "...... I don't think so. "His wife should be the most beautiful.
She laughed, "Then I'll be relieved." ”
"What's wrong?"
"I saw an ugly girl living in a hut in front of the mountain today, and I was afraid that she would seduce you. ”
Him: "......"
Turning his head, he saw her smiling brightly, facing the sun, facing him, as bright as the morning sun.
What kind of family can raise such a unique character? Or because she is too strange and different, it makes him have a strong interest in her, and gradually likes to get along with her more and more.