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On the official road outside the capital, a convoy of ox carts and more than a dozen horse-drawn carriages walked slowly. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Each car has a red and a purple flag, the red flag is written Shunfeng Logistics, and the purple flag is the word dung and soil marquis.

Father-in-law Fang said goodbye to his hometown this time, which was quite grand, and the official post along the way opened the door to convenience. Moreover, there are a number of guards on this trip, which seems that my full-time bodyguard is a little redundant. But that's fine, I rode the reeds and hung far behind the convoy.

With my current strength, even if there is a situation, unless it is the head of the major sects, a little bit of the thief green forest, I am completely sure that I can save that grassy sky.

However, this father-in-law's behavior was a little perverse, and the little eunuch acted for the tiger and stirred up trouble, and after only half a day, three maids were whipped because they were not in place.

This makes me a little disliked, but Liu Qingfeng once said that Longkong Pavilion has this virtue, as long as it doesn't mess with me, I don't bother to meddle with things.

The first few guards in front of me pointed at me, and then burst into laughter, and I heard the little eunuch shouting, Hey, the one from the Central Plains Dart Bureau, come over here.

I took a few steps forward with a mule, and said with a smile, I don't know what advice my little father-in-law has?

The little eunuch looked a little disdainful, your surname is Qin, your surname is Qin, listen, from now on, the master will not be called Xiao Gongju, but will be called Xiao Gongju in the future.

I looked at his crotch and said, don't raise it.

The little eunuch was furious, and was about to let a few internal guards teach me a lesson, listen to the fairness of the car inside, this Qin dart head, I heard that your martial arts are not bad.

I laughed, so-so.

The little eunuch said angrily, godfather, in my opinion, it is in vain, you look at his size, it can't be compared with a few big brothers, you look at Zhang Guard's chest muscles, this abdominal muscles, this forked psoas muscles, you look at him again, hum.

I said in my heart that I was good at practicing internal skills, but after thinking about it, this little eunuch was gone, and he was full of longing for a muscular man of this size, and he didn't break it, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, revealing a smile.

The guard saw it in his eyes and sneered, it seems that the master of the dart game is not very convinced. I shook my head and said, no, I'm convinced.

Father-in-law Fang said that it was better to compare. Stretch out your hand and point to the steel pipe with the red flag in front of the car, why don't you all show your hands and see who can bend the steel pipe. If you can do it, you will be rewarded.

I laughed, and said that the people of Longkong Pavilion have long hair and short knowledge, and if you bend this steel pipe, an ordinary nine-rank martial artist can do it. The guard Zhang probably wanted to please Eunuch Fang, so he said that Zhang Xi'er was willing to give it a try.

Saying that, he stepped forward and pulled out the steel pipe, I said I'll help you hold it, stretched out his hand to hold the steel pipe, Zhang Huwei stood on the horse, the joints of his whole body crackled, and everyone applauded.

Zhang Huwei grabbed the steel pipe with both hands, shouted, and exerted all his strength.

I said in my heart that it was not so easy, and secretly sent a breath of true qi. Escort Zhang's face was flushed, and his whole body was exposed, hehe, bend!

The steel pipe did not move at all, Zhang Huwei roared and roared, I said in my heart that it was almost over, the internal force was withdrawn, and the steel pipe was bent under the hard force of Zhang Huwei.

The rest of the guards applauded, and Guard Zhang wiped his sweat and muttered that the door was evil. However, Eunuch Fang did it, and he was still a little proud.

The little eunuch clapped his hands and said, Brother Zhang is very skilled, and he looked at me again, I wonder if Qin Darttou can show his hand?

I shook my head and said, I can't do it, this thing is too hard. The little eunuch said that he couldn't even do this, so how could he be his godfather's close bodyguard?

I said I couldn't bend the steel pipe, but I still had some experience when I broke people. The little eunuch was surprised, how can a person bend?

I said you come and see! As he spoke, he stepped forward and pulled Zhang Huwei one by one, and Zhang Huwei was about to resist, but his hands and feet did not obey the call.

I bumped him into another guard, and the two kissed mouth-to-mouth, and said to the little eunuch with a smile, "Look, it's broken."

Escort Zhang got up, looked at me viciously, and was about to make a move when he drew his knife, Eunuch Fang Gege smiled and said, Interesting, Xiao Shunzi, reward! The little eunuch was extremely reluctant to take out two hard objects from a box.

I asked my father-in-law what is this? The little eunuch said proudly, this is a piece of dragon dung for the emperor today. I covered my nose and said, "Thank you, I'll give it to you."

I stopped and stopped all the way until the next morning, and then I arrived at Tianjin Mansion.

On the official road station, there were already local officials of Tianjin Prefecture and various prefectures and counties on the roadside, splashing the street with clean water, opening the road with loess, beating gongs and drums, and greeting them with lanterns. The banner reads, "Warmly welcome the return of the dung marquis to his hometown, etc."

The convoy stopped, and the officials of Tianjin Prefecture Yin Changhui greeted them on the side of the road, and Xiaoshunzi's father-in-law ran over in small steps, saying that Fang Gongcheng was resting in the car, and asked the adults to wait for a while.

The officials looked angry, and some people whispered, a dead eunuch is still putting up a fight here, but we are also from two Jinshi, and now we want to kneel down for this dead eunuch.

Some people on the side persuaded and listened to the persuasion to eat a full meal, they felt that they were playing a score, let's just watch the monkey, Liu County has been an official for more than ten years, and it stands to reason that we should see through these ushers and send them to.

Hearing this conversation, I couldn't help but laugh in my heart, the servile training of the imperial court for so long seems to be useless, everyone is a fool, on and off the stage, they are just acting, if you are serious, you will lose.

It was almost noon, Fang Caotian got out of the car, Chang Fu Yin led everyone to kneel forward, and Tianjin Wei Chang would lead up and down to greet the dung Hou Fang's father-in-law!

Eunuch Fang pinched the orchid finger, walked over with the small box he was holding in his arms, and said leisurely, let Changfu Yin wait for a long time, but when the miscellaneous family was resting, he dreamed that the saint was giving a lecture to the miscellaneous family today, every word was beautiful, thought-provoking, and the miscellaneous family was afraid of abrupt the saint, and they didn't dare to wake up!

Chang Fu Yin said that Fang Gonggong returned to his hometown with honor, and he still cared about the saint, which is really the blessing of my Ming Dynasty.

Watching the two of them talking serious nonsense, I wanted to laugh, but I couldn't. In the whole world, it's not just the two of them, the entire Ming officialdom doesn't say some innocuous nonsense every day. However, this is indeed the rule, like the charlatan, you have to say it, but you have to say it well, which is a kind of identity, or political sensitivity.

At noon, Chang Fu Yin arranged a banquet near the pier, exhausting luxury, flying in the sky, swimming in the water, running on the ground, and the banquet was staggered, so it was not enjoyable.

At the end of the day, Chang Fu Yin said that he had prepared a special product for you.

Eunuch Fang said that when I was in the palace, I often heard the emperor say that Tianjin Wei has two special products that are famous in the world, one is the goubuli bun, and the other is the gold ingots produced by Tianjin Wei, which are full of color and good quality, which are rare in the world. This time I returned to my hometown, passing through the thirteenth road state, and specially prepared thirteen empty carriages, please help me fill the one with the number of Tianjin.

Chang Fu Yin's face changed slightly, this public bribery was so public, but only for a moment, Chang Fu Yin smiled and said, that must let Fang Gonggong return with a full load. Turned around and said, Tanggu Liu Zhi County, the specialty that Fang's father-in-law wanted, I thought about it before and after, and I felt that only you could do it.

Liu Zhixian was the one who knelt and complained not long ago, and when he heard Chang Fu Yin's order, he cried and said with a sad face, obey the order.

The sound of drums and cannons sounded, and Fang's father-in-law was full and drunk, and got into the car drunk. I also followed, Chang Zhixian looked at the convoy and waved goodbye with a smile on his face, while spitting out two words in his mouth, stupid.

Looking at Eunuch Fang again, he saw that everyone was getting farther and farther away, and said in his mouth, a group of fools. As he spoke, he came to the carriage with the word Jin on it at the back of the convoy, and opened it to see that a cart of dogs ignored the buns.

Eunuch Fang scolded angrily, you bunnies, you rabbits, think that the miscellaneous family doesn't care about anything, take some dead cats and rotten dogs to fool the miscellaneous family, hum, wait for the miscellaneous family to go back, write a letter to the emperor and wear your little shoes!

Naturally, I ignored these people and hid behind me and snickered. After walking for more than 20 miles, I came to a mountain road, and saw two big men with a table in the middle of the road, reclining on an easy chair, drinking tea and chatting.

There was a situation, and the guards shouted to stop.

I thought to myself that this should be the territory of Zao Wou-ki, the master of Pansi Cave, who visited them here with Yu Qianqian two years ago. Looking at these two big men now, their martial arts are between five or six grades, and they can't be sure where they are for a while.

released the true qi of warp and weft, there were nearly 100 people at the corner behind the road, and the four grades of martial arts were different from ordinary people, and the heart was menacing. I only heard someone behind me whispering, it looks like it's still a group of fat sheep, eighteen carriages, this time it's estimated that you're going to get rich!

Zhang Huwei was born in Ouchi, and he did all the royal business, and he always looked down on these rivers and lakes and green forests, and now the place wants to block the road, and he will not go up to the incision, and shouted directly, the imperial court has returned to his hometown with a product of dung, and you don't quickly avoid it!

I sneered in my heart, shouting like this, self-registration number, is equivalent to revealing the hole cards. Sure enough, the man behind him said again, it's still a yellow bar, and the brothers will rush up in a while, and ask you to wash your feet at night.

The big man who blocked the road sprayed a sip of tea on Zhang Huwei, and said with a smile: What kind of dung marquis, poop marquis, acquaintances, eighteen carriages, leave half of them, don't say that you don't give face.

Zhang Huwei said, what if not? Stretching out his hand and pointing behind him, there are more than a dozen of our brothers.

As soon as the words fell, nearly 100 people rushed up from the corner, armed with swords and fully armed, and surrounded everyone with a hula.

What do you think?

Zhang Huwei smiled dryly, I'm sorry, I went the wrong way. With a wave of his hand, he led everyone to flee one after another. Eunuch Fang shouted anxiously in the car, don't run, you bastards!

I saw that the leader was familiar, and when I looked closely, it was Yu Qianqian! It's just that the explosive head of the year has become a small flat head, and there is a hint of bandit air between the eyebrows.

Zhao Wouji, the original owner of the Pansi Cave, was wearing a set of broken robes, followed by Yu Qianqian, like the little brother before and after the saddle, and the little phoenix not far away, wearing a big red cheongsam, looked at Yu Qianqian quite charmingly.

Unexpectedly, after Yu Qianqian was fished out of the capital last year, he actually ran to Pansi Cave, grabbed Zao Wouji's chassis, and became the king of the mountain.

Fang Caotian and Xiao Shunzi knelt behind and begged for mercy, a good man spared his life!

The bandits rushed up to grab the vehicle, but angry scolding was heard.

The car is empty!

This one too!

This car has a car of dogs ignoring buns, and it's still hot!

There's a cart here, and it looks pretty full.

Eunuch Fang's expression changed when he heard this, and he took Yu Qianqian's hand and cried: Don't, this car is too expensive to touch! How could Yu Qianqian pay attention, kicked Eunuch Fang away, and pried it open for me.

When the car was opened, there was a layer of kraft oil paper inside, which was extremely tightly wrapped. Yu Qianqian stepped forward and split the kraft paper with a knife, and a stinky smell turned out to be a cart of dried stool.

Yu Qian stomped his feet humbly, drew his knife and came to Eunuch Fang, and slashed with a swing of the knife. I thought to myself, how can this be done, so I picked up a stone and bounced it out.

Bite.

Yu Qianqian shouted, who?

I walked out and said with a smile, hello, leader.

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