25 Two troublemakers, the orangutan and the dog

Chen Youdao finally escaped, and the nine-hundred-year-old monster really didn't cover it. When I was caught by the fat sister in the morning, I couldn't escape if I wanted to.

But soon, the target of the aunts shifted from Chen Youdao to Huo Yu, who was sitting in the corner of my store.

Huo Yu's current male form is a superb beautiful man, and both men and women of all ages will be fascinated by him. When the first aunt found out that Huo Yu was screaming, I immediately thought of the trouble when I was collecting the banknotes.

The aunts all looked at Huo Yu, and their eyes were shining green, like a wild wolf who had been hungry for a few days and hadn't eaten seeing pork belly.

"Ahhhh

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

"Handsome guy!"

Suddenly, my fruit shop was filled with the screams of aunts, and then a group of aunts pounced on Huo Yu with ** eyes full of **, the scene was quite like a group of zombies in Resident Evil pounced on the living with their teeth and claws.

Sometimes the crowd effect is just that weird. A thug may not dare to do anything to a woman, but when a group of thugs get together and there is only one woman, it is easy for something terrible to happen.

Now those aunts are a group of gangsters, and Huo Yu is the tragic woman.

Anyway, Huo Yu is also a character who has seen the world, and when he saw this situation, he immediately felt that it was not good, and ran to the toilet in the store to close the door and lock it.

The aunts crowded in front of the door and banged on the door, shouting loudly for Huo Yu to come out. In that scene, I believe that once Huo Yu comes out, he will be dismembered by these aunts, dried, made into powder, packed in a small cloth bag, and carried with him. Whenever they think of Huo Yu, who passed away, they will take it out and smell it, and then fall into the fantasy of their first love.

I stood on the cash register and pointed a broom at the group of aunts blocking the door of the toilet and shouted, "You beasts! Release Xiao Yuyu, or I'll drive you out with a broom!"

With all my efforts, these aunts finally left my fruit shop, but Huo Yu was still hiding in the toilet and didn't dare to come out.

I called Huang You and Shi Dashan to come back to pick up Huo Yu home, and this matter really ended.

After such a trouble, my fruit shop has customers to buy fruit one after another, and it has grown at a rapid rate. It has been passed down from person to person, and it has been said that the fruit here is delicious and came to the pretend.

I'm busy, and I can't cope with the three heads and six arms, saying that I am tired enough to collect money for fruits.

Midori's math level is about the same as mine, and she's clumsy, which will cause me a mess, so I just let her go to the door to bask in the sun.

None of the four youkai could help, but they were in a lot of trouble. Disheartened, I decided to hire two employees. Thinking about it will be a boss with employees, and I am still a little excited in my heart.

By 6 p.m., when I closed the store, the fruit was almost all sold, and I dropped half of the iron gate to let Midori clean up the store and clean up some unsold fruits. And I, sitting at the cash register with little contempt, smirked and counted the money.

One cent, five cents, one yuan, five yuan, red-haired grandpa, everything, the cash register shows that he has earned almost a thousand yuan. In addition to various costs, there are also seven or eight hundred. In three days, I made the money I only made in a month, and I'm going to be a rich man!

I pulled Midori, who was sweeping the floor, over and kissed her happily. If it weren't for Little Green's ability to grow fruit trees, I wouldn't have been able to earn so much.

Midori ran away with a red face, and I continued to giggle and count the money.

At this time, the sunset was in a long shadow at the door, and someone came to the door of my store.

I counted the money and said, "Sorry, it's closed, please be early tomorrow!"

As a result, the "person" at the door said to me: "Brother Sister Control has a big shelf, Uncle Ben is still closed when he comes to you?"

A sonorous and powerful sentence, accompanied by thunder and tremors, hit my soul, morality, and ethics hard...... From now on...... Hey?

I jerked my head up and was dumbfounded.

An orangutan riding a large yellow dog.

The orangutan was covered in black fur, wearing a fancy shirt and ripped jeans, a cowboy hat and a pair of sunglasses. Two fingers expertly clutched a cigarette, spitting out the clouds.

With a sharp posture and high nostrils, he rode the yellow dog to the cash register. And I, on the other hand, could only watch them in amazement, as small as an ant.

Midori and Shiro just looked at them curiously, and I was completely stunned.

The orangutan arrogantly blew a puff of smoke at me: "Just call me Gorilla." ”

Orangutan?!

The orangutan patted the head of the big yellow dog and said, "This is Brother Dog." ”

Brother Dog?!

The big yellow dog stuck out his tongue and said to me lazily, "Hello." ”

I sat up in my chair and shouted excitedly, "Orangutans and dogs can talk?!"

Scarlet Master: "I'm really uneducated. ”

Earth Dog: "It's really uneducated. ”

Orangutans and earth dogs actually say that I am not educated?!

"Are you a fool? We're monsters. ”

Monster!

I hurriedly hid behind Little Green and asked them vigilantly, "What are you looking for me?"

Brother Dog: "Mr. Zhao asked us to protect you, saying that you will be in big trouble recently." ”

"Who is Mr. Zhao?"

Scarlet Master: "It's Zao Wou-ki's old bastard." ”

"Oh...... What's the trouble I'm going to have?"

Brother Dog: "I don't know the specifics, but Mr. Zhao said that you will be in big trouble, so you can't be wrong." ”

I came out from behind Little Green, straightened my waist and said, "It's okay, I'm fine." If you open a new store and make a profit, what's the trouble?"

The orangutan waved his hand impatiently and said, "Don't say so much to a fool, human boy, don't you open an orchard fruit shop?" I heard that the fruit you grow is delicious, quickly take a few catties of bananas for me to taste, and the plantain is fine, but I still like to eat fragrant." ”

Brother Dog: "I want a few catties of beef, eight ripe can be, too ripe has no meat taste." ”

β€œ...... Zao Wou-Ki asked you to come to me to eat, right?"

Extremely suspicious that they are two special liar orangutan and special liar earth dog casually tell me a "I'm going to be in big trouble" lie to deceive me.

"During the time we protect you, you invited us to eat something, and that's as it should be. Uncle Ben rarely goes out of the mountain, and it is your honor to have Uncle Ben and Brother Dog protect you!"

It only took a second to think and I replied, "Get out!"

The orangutan and the dog brother were surprised to hear this answer.

The orangutan arrogantly flicked the cigarette butt on the floor of the ash shop.

"Human boy, don't talk about the gorilla, I don't warn you, without our protection, your consequences may be miserable. ”

I stepped on the cash register again and looked down at them and said, "As miserable as you are, I don't like to be threatened by others, and I never be angry with others!"

There was silence at the scene, and Xiaobai squinted at me.

The orangutan patted the dog brother on the head and said, "Let's go, let's see what happens to this human who doesn't recognize what is wrong." ”

"This ......"

"Let's go! No matter how much he is, Uncle Ben won't give him face a second time. ”

Brother Dog looked at the orangutan helplessly, then at me helplessly, and finally walked to the door dejectedly.

I walked down the cash register in a cold sweat, in fact, I was scared, they are monsters, what if I get angry and tear me up?

Suddenly, Brother Dog turned around and ran back to me with the gorilla, so scared that I hid behind Little Green again.

The orangutan patted the dog brother and said hurriedly: "Fenrir, what are you doing here?"

Brother Dog didn't care about the gorilla, and said to me as if begging: "Brother Demon King, it's better to do this, you don't have to worry about us else, just provide us with a full meal, no, just provide it to me, and I will protect you, no, you should just have a pet!"

I'm stunned, I seem to hear something unkempt~.

The orangutan patted the dog's head angrily and scolded: "You spineless guy, what are you talking about? Don't you think you were very majestic back then? Now you are actually saying this? What is it...... It's a shame on me!"

Brother Dog said innocently: "Momoda, we haven't eaten for a long time, what kind of big fish and big meat are you talking about? Even if we sell a favor to the future demon king, we are actually not a loss." ”

I figured out what was going on, and came out from behind the little green and looked at them proudly.

The scarlet man burst into anger, but in the end, he actually sighed and said decadently: "Forget it, when the hero is also in trouble, I will take it for a while." Take us to dinner, human boy. ”

I looked at them with a sneer, wondering if they were acting.

Seeing my expression, the scarlet master said angrily, "What do you mean? Do you think we lied to you, or do you look down on us?"

Whether they're really pitiful or deceitful, I can't tell. Xiao Lu listened to us on the side, she felt that this orangutan and the earth dog were very pitiful, took my hand, and held up the notebook coquettishly: "Poor, raise." ”

Sigh...... Is this girl naΓ―ve or am I dirty?

I said to the orangutan and the dog: "Wait until you get in the car with me to my house, explain in advance, you can't play big cards." ”

Brother Dog happily promised me: "Okay!"

But the orangutan looked away unhappily, and said in a long voice: "Hmm......" I don't know whether to agree or respond casually.

There are more and more youkai, and I am more and more worried.

I went back to the cashier and counted the rest of the money...... Where did I count? Just because of the appearance of the orangutan and the dog, I forgot where to count, and I started counting again.

Xiao Lu is putting some of the remaining fruits in the refrigerator, adding up to only a few catties, all of which are damaged by scratches.

The orangutan got off the dog's back, walked to the refrigerator, took out the fruit from the inside, and ate it unceremoniously.

I glanced there with a cold eye and continued to count the money, hating the orangutan even more. Wait a few days, and if there is no big trouble, drive the two cheekless animals away.

Seeing that I didn't stop him, Brother Dog also came over and grabbed the fruit and ate it. The two animals ate horrible, literally like they hadn't eaten in days.

Midori stood behind me, watching them eat the fruit.