freeloader

Since returning to my parents' house, I have spent a few days eating, sleeping, and eating, and have a carefree and peaceful life. In order to mix for a few more days, of course, the mobile phone cannot be turned on, in case someone in the unit knows that he is secretly hiding at home to get a salary for nothing, things will not be easy to do.

Theoretically speaking, Xiangqian is still in the "provincial party committee secondment" at this time, and at the very least, it should not be too much to rest until the end of this year. However, if you are a little timid, you will not be too bold in the direction, and by the way, you will develop the character of not being greedy in everything, almost on the line, don't always treat others as fools.

He thought that when the week had passed steadily, he would go back to work honestly next Monday. Hey, after all, I'm still born with a hard life and cheap bones, so I have to do some work to do it, and my heart is steady.

He has been living at his parents' house before the direction, and of course He Zhengshen has to follow.

Suddenly, He Zheng rubbed his hands, snorted the other party and said, "Little brother, now my injury has healed." Well, ah, that...... Lately, I've felt that my residual poison seems, seems to be ......."

He Zhengshen carefully observed the face in front of the direction, trying to choose the wording.

Xiang Qian glanced at him and said: "Swallowing, spitting, sneaky, either treacherous or thief." There's something to say, there's a fart!"

He Zhengshen said with a smile: "Yes, yes, I want to say that this time, after the residual poison in my body gathered again, for some reason, I felt that it was not as domineering as before." I thought, I thought, if I could make another medicine, I would be able to completely dissolve it. ”

Look, look, what's coming, isn't it? Xiang Qianxin said, this still has to be an inch, all! Originally, it was just a ...... Hey, forget it, forget it, during this time, this little old man accompanied him, and he also made a lot of efforts to send the Buddha to the west, yes, I owe you.

As soon as he thought of this, he calmly replied, "Okay, wait two days, let's go back to our hut." ”

When He Zhengshen heard this, a heart that had been hanging finally landed, and he was overjoyed.

......

On Saturday afternoon, Xiang Qian thought that his room had not been lived in for a long time and really needed to be cleaned, so he said goodbye to his parents and returned to his own small world.

As soon as I opened the door, I was really taken aback. The room was spotless, everywhere was clean, and even the sheets and bedding had been changed, which was very different from what I had imagined before.

Could it be that Xia Lu has been here? The woman, gradually, had banished it from the depths of her heart.

Sometimes, between men and women, it's the same as the ** that is worn closely, as long as it's your own, whatever, once one day, you find out that this ** has been used, and that feeling is no longer the case at all.

The room was unexpectedly clean, which saved a lot of trouble in front of the direction.

"Uncle He, since someone has already done our part for us in advance, otherwise, let's get busy with your business early!"

He Zhengshen couldn't wait for a long time, and nodded his head again and again when he heard the words.

......

It was not early that day, and the two agreed to go to the "Sanguitang" early tomorrow morning to buy goods.

At night, when he was meeting with Zhou Gong in his dream, he suddenly heard someone calling to him eagerly: "Little brother, wake up, little brother ......"

A clever man subconsciously grabbed the corner to cover half of his face, and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter?" Immediately, he remembered that this was his own home, and now, we were reflexively masters, and there was no need to be so careful as in the glass house.

Hey, the power of habit is really infinite.

"There's a thief out there!" He Zhengshen said, pointing to the living room.

Is there a thief? The first reaction before the direction was to find a place to hide quickly? Immediately, he laughed secretly in his heart, it's just a thief, I will be afraid of him? In front of a ** like me who has a 30-year positive Yang Shou, boy, see if I don't hammer you half to death!

Thinking of this, Xiang Qian was excited for a while, and casually picked up a crystal trophy more than half a foot high on the bedside table, which was the excellence trophy he won when he participated in the provincial badminton competition last year.

An arrow jumped out of bed, carrying a heavy crystal cup, full of confidence in the direction.

Suddenly, he opened the bedroom door, and by the light on the street outside, he saw a figure standing at the door with his waist bent and trying to open the door and escape.

"Stop!" Xiang Qian raised the crystal cup high and shouted, "Don't move!"

"Don't do it, don't do it!" the man crouched down, hugged his head and said, "I surrender, I surrender!"

In an instant, he had already judged that this person was very small, at least a head shorter than himself, and suddenly, his courage was even greater, and he pointed with his hand and shouted: "Squat to the side." ”

The man was very obedient, holding his head all the way, and squatted on the side of the coffee table.

I turned on the headlights in the living room, and looked at the captive in front of me, and sure enough, it was a small man, a set of tight-fitting sportswear, and a black waist bag tied around his waist.

"What's the matter, open the bag, let's see, what exactly did you steal from me?" ordered Xiang Qian, turning the crystal cup back and forth between his hands.

The man scurried off his bag and opened it on the coffee table. There was nothing in it except a fist-sized camera and two or three hundred dollars.

"Where's the camera? This is a high-end product!" asked Xiang Qian. This camera, I've seen it on the Internet before, it's small, but it's good in performance and it's worth a lot of money.

"My own. ”

"Where's the money?"

"It's my own, too. ”

The direction is happy, and this thief is still so bad?

"Don't be funny! If you're yours, I ask you, why did you come to my house without sleeping in the middle of the night?

The thief laughed and said, "These are really mine, I steal or steal, but it's not the same as the other guys......"

"Cut, it's different!" he reprimanded in front of the direction: "I sue you, regardless of ancient and modern China and foreign countries, east and west, north and south, a thief is a thief, and it is the same wherever you go, don't quibble, it's not easy for me to do it!

The man couldn't help but whisper something when he heard Xiang Qian's words say so firmly and unpleasantly.

Xiangqian actually heard it, but deliberately shouted: "What do you say, you say it again!"

The man pursed his lips, but he still didn't dare to say anything more.

"I'll just say, what do you think you are?Ah, what 'flea stone migration on the drum', what 'swallow Li San', all of them, clean and thorough, are all his second uncle's, are thieves!

"I'm not a thief, and I didn't steal anything from you?" said the man stubbornly.

"What?" Xiangqian's eyes widened instantly, since he was a child, he had never seen such an arrogant thief!

"I mean......" The man simply sat down on a single couch and said indignantly, "I didn't steal anything from you. On the other hand, you owe me a lot!"

"What?" the eyeballs were about to pop out of their sockets.

Just now, this kid sat down on the sofa suddenly, but he startled Xiang Qian, and he didn't wait for Xiang Qian to attack, he didn't expect him to be able to say this again, Xiang Qian laughed angrily, and sneered: "So, I still have to compensate you?" Interesting, I didn't expect that I would swallow a bed bug from eating melon seeds, and another creditor would pop up out of thin air tonight!" As he spoke, he couldn't help but glance at He Zheng, who was hanging on the side without saying a word.

"Well, this, pay - I don't think it's necessary. The man waved his hand and said, "However, there are some things that I have to make clear." ”

"Speak clearly, say clearly!" Xiang Qian threw the crystal cup to the side, and one swooped forward, holding the person "Bang Bang" is an old fist, "I'll let you make it clear!"

In the end, the man was at a loss, and he was so stingy that he had no power to fight back, "Ouch, ouch" screamed for a while, and then begged for mercy: "Okay, okay, don't fight, can't you count me wrong?"

When it comes to force, if you are a child who is bullied at school, how can you fight! This is just a few casual swings of the fist, and if you are not careful, you will "click" and your right wrist will be stabbed, and it will hurt your heart.

Now hearing that this kid begged for mercy, he hurriedly got off the donkey, sat back in his position, firmly grasped the crystal cup with his left hand, endured the pain, panted and said: "I let your kid get sè, let your kid be arrogant!"

The man rubbed the hammered part of his body and "ouched" for a long time.

Xiangqian has actually never fought much since he was a child, although he used a lot of force just now, most of the punches were wrong, the effect was very bad, and he also suffered a secret loss, but he was afraid and annoyed in his heart, what is called a hemp stick to beat the wolf at both ends, it should be this! He was afraid that the man would take the opportunity to jump up and counterattack.

"Okay, I'm fighting, what's the matter? Pack up, I'll send you to the Public Security Bureau, right?" said Xiang Qian menacingly. At this time, bring the public security bureau out, you kid don't dare to make a mistake, right?

"Don't don't, I can't leave a criminal record!Mr. Fang, I really didn't take anything from you!"

Hmm? Xiang Qian was stunned, how could he know his surname Fang?