Chapter 194: Pigs Have No Rings

The blue clouds, the turquoise grassy slopes, and the crescent moon fairy lake.

A man and a woman sat side by side, their feet submerged in the clear water, their eyes were quiet and happy, wisps of long wind gently fluttered, and occasionally a few birds gently swept by, stirring up a wave of ripples in the Moon Lake.

"Yan'er, I've been familiar with the control of zongzi these days, and you don't help the village to help me, hey. ”

Xiao Chen threw his head back on the grass, looking at the white clouds in the sky with a depressed expression.

Xue Yan tilted her head sideways, ignoring Xiao Chen, her snow-white slender feet paddled back and forth on the Moon Lake, stirring up a ** water wave, and her eyes were full of enjoyment.

"I said wife, don't take you like this. ”

"Hmph, such a disgusting zongzi, you just need to play. ”

Xue Yan glanced at Xiao Chen disdainfully, gathered the green silk in her ear, took out a dozen Cokes from the storage ring, and drank it leisurely.

"Well, how many snacks are you hiding!"

Xiao Chen swallowed a mouthful of saliva, this time, he saw that Xue Yan was eating snacks every day, either cola, or all kinds of biscuits, potato chips, chocolate and other fructose, but these things seemed to be inexhaustible.

"Hey, it's not much, it's just the amount of dozens of supermarkets. ”

"What!"

Xiao Chen's eyes widened, and his expression was incredulous.

"No wonder, the female tyrant on the news moved seventy supermarkets in one day, and the feelings are you!"

"Hmph, what's the matter. ”

Xue Yan rolled her eyes, looking taken for granted.

"No, it's fine."

Xiao Chen overmeasured his head, but his face was twitching, Xue Yan was too tough, how many years would it take to eat.

"Bar Ji, bar Ji ......"

At this moment, a strange beastly cry came from the depths of the dense forest.

Xiao Chen and Xue Yan were taken aback, the beasts of all sizes in this side of the forest basically knew each other, and there was no such strange cry at all, thinking of this, they all pricked up their ears to listen.

After a while, the strange cry slowly sounded again in the depths of the dense forest, and it became louder and louder.

"Yan'er, let's sneak over and see which little beast it is. ”

"Hey, okay, it must be fun. ”

Xue Yan clapped her hands, her eyes were very excited, and she didn't wait for Xiao Chen to finish speaking, she leaned low and slowly touched forward.

The two of them followed the cry and climbed for about ten minutes, and the terrain in front of them gradually narrowed, but the vegetation gradually became verdant, and the wild vines* and ancient trees climbed almost around this area into a green cage.

Five minutes later, a crystal stone platform appeared in front of Xiao Chen and Xue Yan, but the picture on the stone platform surprised the two of them.

A snow-white and pink little pig is gnawing on tender bamboo on the stone platform, and the strange thing is that there is a wine jar next to it.

The little pig turned around his swarthy eyes, looked left and right, saw that no one was paying attention, stretched out his front paws, and slapped the sealing mud on the wine jar directly, and suddenly a rich aroma of wine permeated the air.

"Husband, this!"

"Shhh ”

Xiao Chen hurriedly pressed Xue Yan under him, and the bodies of the two of them were tightly buried in the grass, but their eyes looked at the little pig that was only the size of a calf without blinking.

But seeing the little pig grinning, sticking out his pink tongue, licking it in the wine jar, licking and reminiscing, it seemed to be excited.

"Bar Ji, my little pig is so happy that he can drink such a fine wine. ”

"It's so hateful, I dare to drink it openly after stealing my wine. ”

Xue Yan looked angry, jumped up directly from the grass, and waved her fist at the little pig.

"Yan'er, don't!"

Xiao Chen felt sad for the little pig in his heart, Xue Yan, a violent woman, if this mess goes down, the little pig will definitely die.

I never thought that the snow-white and pink little pig was staggered under Xue Yan's chaotic fist, but it was like a leather ball, no matter if Xue Yan beat violently, it could recover its original state.

"Bang!"

"Bang ......"

Xue Yan became angrier and angrier the more she fought, and even used her mana, dancing like a whirlwind with a pair of pink fists.

The little pig's bulging body was like a ball of meat, which was frantically slapped by Xue Yan from top to bottom, and the bullet hit the ground at once, and was kicked to the rock wall again.

"It's Ji, I'm mad at your pig grandfather!"

The little pig yelled at Xue Yan, the boss with a bulging nose and eyes, and the two whistle ears were even more hula and hula, and the calf-sized body swelled into a big meat ball.

"Cut, ugly. ”

Xue Yan looked at the bulging little pig, and the anger in her heart was even more unbeatable, no wonder the immortal wine she brewed was getting less and less day by day, and she dared to drink it secretly from this lazy little pig.

Damn, I used to think Xiaoqing was the most shameless, but now I find that this little pig is tens of thousands of times more shameless than Xiaoqing, stealing my wine, and daring to drink openly at my doorstep.

"Bar Ji, your pig grandfather is the most beautiful pig, you dare to say that I am ugly and unforgivable. ”

In Xue Yan's surprised gaze, the little pig's bulging body rolled up, and it was crazy to smash at Xue Yan.

Xue Yan is not good at stubble, with a wave of her pink fist, she struck at the meat ball that smashed wildly, and in the blink of an eye, the entire dense forest was banging.

The little pig is like a meat bullet, flying back and forth on the stone platform, pressing, smashing, and knocking on Xue Yan from time to time, and waiting for her head.

For a time, the whole stone platform was a white and a pink two streamers, sometimes on the left, sometimes on the right, most of the places where they passed were cracked, the birds were frightened, and many small beasts were scattered in a panic.

At the beginning, the little pig was still supported, but with the change of time, Xue Yan became more and more fierce, and gradually the little pig was only beaten.

"Tell you to steal, tell you to steal ......"

Xue Yan's pink fist fell like raindrops, and the little pig became more and more difficult to dodge, and in the end he could only lie on the ground and hum bitterly.

"Oh, it hurts me to death, just let me go. ”

"Phew, let you go, you give me back the wine. ”

Xue Yan grabbed the piglet's two ears and lifted it directly into the air, just pulling it hard, this move almost made the piglet completely faint.

"Auntie, I beg you, spare your life. ”

"Hmph, do you dare to steal in the future. ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, you pig grandpa don't dare anymore.

"Okay, you dare to call yourself Grandpa Pig in front of your aunt and grandmother. ”

Xue Yan was furious again, her fists clenched, the flowing fire on her fingertips was as bright as a meteor, and the rich fire qi gathered into a firebird in the air, roaring wildly at the little pig.

Xiao Chen swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said with some difficulty: "Yan'er, let it go, it's an interesting little guy, it's good to relieve our boredom when you have time." ”

When Xue Yan heard this, she thought about it for a while, thinking about it, this dense forest is rarely populated, although she and Xiao Chen like to be quiet, but they are a little boring, this little pig has opened her mind, and she can also relieve boredom, and nodded at the moment: "Okay, for my husband's sake, I will spare you a little animal life." ”

"Thank you, thank you, Grandma. ”

The little pig shrugged his ears and bowed his head to Xue Yan, but his eyes were full of grievances, but it was just a few jars of wine, and he completely put himself on it.

"Don't be unhappy, follow us, there are benefits for you. ”

Xue Yan kneaded the pig's head indiscriminately, and suddenly touched something else, she was shocked, and she couldn't be sure how to knead it, and in the end, she even peeled off the pink hair on the pig's head, revealing the true face of a thing.

"Sure enough, it's it, how could it be. ”

Looking at Xue Yan with a dignified face, Xiao Chen was puzzled, his neck was stalked, and he looked towards the little pig's brain, and when he saw it, he was surprised, "Dinghaizhu!"

Dinghai Pearl, whether this thing is in ancient times or in today's cultivation world, is famous, without him, under the twenty-four Dinghai Pearls, the white bones become mountains, each Dinghai Pearl is a fairy weapon, together a total of twenty-four, is a complete set of artifacts.

In the Romance of the Gods, Zhao Gongming, the first disciple of the second generation of the Sect of Interception, was in charge of the twenty-four Dinghai Pearls and was invincible in the War of the Gods, and he was defeated by the Sect Immortals until he was plotted by Lu Daojun.

"Little pig, how did you get this Dinghai Pearl?"

The little pig looked at Xue Yan with some doubts, stretched out her pink little paws and touched the bulge on her head.

"It was given to me by Sister Xiaolongnu. ”

"Little Dragon Girl?"

Xiao Chen and Xue Yan looked at each other, they both looked weird, this little dragon girl is so innocent, give such a treasure to this little pig.

"By the way, you said that your name is Zhu Wujie, then Zhu Bajie is you. ”

Xiao Chen suddenly thought of Journey to the West in his hometown, and couldn't help but be interested, touching the pig's head and making fun.

Originally, I didn't expect the little pig to answer a famous name, after all, Journey to the West is just an empty myth, I never thought that the little pig had a horizontal neck, and said proudly: "Of course it's my ancestor, it's my fifth-generation great-grandson." ”

"What, first, the fifth hundredth generation great-grandson!"

Xue Yan and Xiao Chen were completely messy, and for the first time, they felt that the little pig in front of them was a great wonder.

In the middle of the sound, Xue Yan asked with a cry, "Then is your ancestor still alive?"

The little pig was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Xue Yan with eyes like an idiot.

"You calculate that I am the great-great-grandson of the five hundred generations, how many years have I been since him, that is, the quasi-saint is old and dead, and you are even more stupid than Sister Xiaolongnu to ask such a stupid question. ”

Xue Yan blushed and wanted to get angry, but after thinking about it carefully, it was really stupid for her to ask this question.

"Then, does your ancestor have a senior brother Sun Wukong?"

Xiao Chen touched his head, but still asked hard, he really wanted to know how much this world had to do with the myth of Journey to the West.

The little pig's eyes lit up, and he circled around Xiao Chen, reciting words in his mouth, Xiao Chen listened carefully, only to find that what he was reading was: "Grandma's, so evil, evil." ”

"I said don't turn around, hurry up. ”