Chapter 254: Once upon a time there was a fat man
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The two elders of the Demon Sect nodded in unison, and what they said made sense. I haven't asked you what your name is.
I even said that it was in the lower plains dart...... This is my brother Denton, and I have met two elders. The facial paralysis monster said, I see that you two have a good foundation in martial arts, and I have an idea for the eyebrowless ghost.
Eyebrowless ghost said, your idea has never been good, but it gives you a chance to perform.
The facial paralysis monster said that the two of us have been fighting for the position of the Great Protector of the Holy Sect for more than half a year, and we have not been able to distinguish the winner or loser. These two boys have good qualifications, why don't we accept them as apprentices and let the two of them compete, whoever wins the apprentice will be the great protector of the Dharma, how about it?
I and Liu Qingfeng are sweaty, although these two people's martial arts are high, but they obviously have a problem with their minds, and I don't know if they were born or acquired to practice martial arts, before the eyebrow ghost could speak, I even diverted the topic, I heard that the two elders were looking for someone?
The eyebrow ghost said, have you ever seen an aunt and grandmother, oh no, a big beautiful woman passing by here. I said no, I just killed a few people and left. The facial paralyzed monster said that you didn't say it earlier! I said in my heart that you didn't ask me.
The second elder of the Demon Sect even said that there is still something serious, and the matter of accepting apprentices will be talked about next time we meet, so let's go to my aunt and grandmother first. Otherwise, Venerable Yang would be angry. After that, the eyebrowless ghost sniffed where Fang Cai Ji Junbi was standing, and said that he had gone over there. The two of them even used light skills to chase after them.
The thin man was still copying words with a brush, and said that everyone was gone, so let's go quickly. The thin man was relieved, threw down the paint bucket and ran away.
Within a few days, the Chengdu Jiuyan Bridge Broadsword would be wiped out by the Demon Sect in the rivers and lakes, and the Xiaosheng Jianghu Shuzhong Edition also specially published a special issue to report on the matter.
For this reason, the Tang Sect also issued a special notice, the Dadaohui tragedy is a human tragedy in the history of Shuzhong martial arts in a hundred years, and it is the trampling on the human rights of the Southwest Martial Arts by the Demon Sect, and the Tang Sect strongly condemns the perverse behavior of the Demon Sect, and calls on all sects in Shuzhong to unite and fight against the Demon Sect.
The Qingcheng faction also issued a document to echo it, and the Qingcheng faction pointed out that the Great Dao Society is an important part of the martial arts in Shuzhong, and the Demon Sect's behavior has undermined the new order of the southwest martial arts, and expressed indignation at this. At the same time, the Qingcheng faction also expressed its willingness to send people to maintain law and order in the Jiuyanqiao business district.
You must know that Jiuyan Bridge is the most prosperous business circle in Chengdu Prefecture, with hundreds of wine shops, green buildings, casinos, and restaurants adding up, and there are no less than tens of thousands of taels of filial piety to the Dadao Club every year.
Originally, the Dadao Society was inextricably linked with the Tang Gate, although the Tang Gate had a business on the surface, and there were not a few inputs given to them every year such as arms and well salt, and the Tang Men did not see the income of the Dadao Society at all. However, gangs such as the Dadaohui with a "triad organization" are the lowest and lowest modules in the rivers and lakes, but they can provide a steady stream of information and resources for super sects like the Tang Sect, and can also help them deal with some dirty and tiring work that is not very glorious.
The Qingcheng faction coveted this piece of meat, and now it was hard to seize the opportunity to take a bite. The Tang Sect stopped doing it, but some gangs under the two sects went off the rails today, and the coordinates were mistaken tomorrow, and the friction began to increase.
Of course, Xiaosheng Jianghu also reported that the deputy head of the Qingcheng faction, Lan Lingdao, visited Tang Maru, the big boss of the Tang Sect, and the two sides expressed great satisfaction with the new order of the rivers and lakes established by the Southwest Martial Arts Conference in Shuzhong, and will cooperate sincerely and develop together in the future.
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) Min Qiuye has been busy with Yang Xiashui's case these days, Liu Qingfeng and I can't help much, the two chatted at the residence, and discussed that if Zhao Tianhao can't be found, then wait for Lao Min to finish his work here, and go back to the capital directly.
As for Xue Yu'er's lost imperial doctor's notes, she herself was not as attentive as she was at the beginning, although it may have been stolen by the Tang Sect, but she lacked sufficient evidence and couldn't go directly to someone to ask for it.
Liu Qingfeng took Xiaosheng Jianghu Road, recently, we have tried to go out as little as possible.
Why?
One of the thirteen eagles in Qingcheng was killed, and it is said that a rainstorm pear flower needle was lost, and now everyone in the rivers and lakes is in danger, lest they get into trouble. Hey, here's a report clarifying that the rainstorm pear blossom needles were not stolen, and the rivers and lakes are still safe. Grandma's, in order to make money, Xiaosheng Jianghu accepts any manuscript.
After coming to Shuzhong, Liu Qingfeng lost a lot of weight because he couldn't eat spicy, Xue Yu'er came in and said that he was going to eat hot pot at noon, replenish Liu Qingfeng's body, and without saying a word about his moved, he went out directly.
When I came to the famous Shu Jiuxiang of Jiuyan Bridge, I ordered a bunch of meat skewers, and only ate two bites, Liu Qingfeng was spicy, and shouted, waiter, is there any sesame sauce?
The guy said it had to be, wait a minute. Not long after, the two of them brought a pair of mahjong tables, Liu Qingfeng had a black face, what do I want this mahjong? Besides, I won't play your Sichuan mahjong.
The guy said you were entertaining us, and you weren't playing anymore.
At this time, I heard the floor shaking, heard the sound of thumping footsteps, looked up, and a huge fat boy came to Shu Jiuxiang, who seemed to have three hundred and sixty or seventy pounds, followed by the Tsing Yi family.
As soon as he entered the door, he shouted, man, come ten catties of mutton, ten catties of beef, ten catties of haggis, ten catties of beef offal. I said in my heart, good guy, if you eat these things, you can't die of it.
The guy said that the guest officer, can you finish eating, the fat man tilted his neck, oh, he has no neck, and said, can you manage it?
With that, the four housekeepers pulled over a chair and sat down. Bang, the fat man sat on the ground, and the chair was sat into several sections.
The fat man shouted, Fa Cai, whiteboard, Hongzhong, and chicken, don't hurry up and help the young master up. The four guys went up together, pulled and dragged the fat man, and got the fat man up.
The fat man did not believe in evil, and then sat on another stool, and broke another stool. Five or six chairs were broken in a row, what a broken thing, you bought fake and shoddy products!
The guy is about to cry, this man, your weight is a little ruined, you can't blame the chair.
The hotel shopkeeper hurriedly came out, guest officer, don't be angry, we really didn't prepare your number, otherwise, there is a Taishi chair in my courtyard, or you can sit here. As he spoke, he hurriedly sent someone to carry the Taishi chair.
The fat man said, for your sake, give us a 50% discount on today's dishes. The shopkeeper said what you said, our store is a small business, if it is less, you ordered forty pounds in one breath.
A few guys brought the Taishi chair, the fat man sat in it, and half of his ass was outside, and the servants such as Facai and the whiteboard stuffed the meat into the Taishi chair with their hands.
Liu Qingfeng slowly stood up, looked at the fat man and said with a smile: Donald Laosi, don't come to harm. Tang Laosi? This is Tang San's cousin Tang Sigao, who robbed Liu Qingfeng's first love, Zeng Youyou, the fourth young master of the Tang family?
Tang Sigao is the fourth young master of the Tang Sect, and it is said that when he was born
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) high blood pressure, high blood lipids, high blood sugar, high uric acid, so it is called Tang Sigao, which is said to be the highest martial arts of the younger generation of the Tang Dynasty. It's just that when I saw it today, I didn't expect it to be so honorable.
When Tang Sigao saw Liu Qingfeng, he was first surprised, and then angry, you kid actually had the courage to run to Chengdu to spread wild, it was really a mouse teasing cat, and he was impatient.
Liu Qingfeng said that after beating you last time, I didn't think it was enjoyable, and it was always not a taste in my heart, do good deeds, you have to be in pairs, why don't you hurry over and make up for it.
Tang Sigao snorted coldly, I lost a move to you on Wudang Mountain last year, and after I came back, I re-cultivated the gluttonous divine skill, and now I have broken through the seventh layer, I will beat you now, like pinching an ant to death.
I said that your fingers are thick like that, give you an ant, I guess you won't be able to pinch it. The fat man said disdainfully, who are you?
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The fat man said who do I think can eat a few bowls of dry rice? I said that I can eat two steamed buns and three flower rolls. The fat man said it's not enough for me to have an appetizer before dinner, come, can you punch me and try it?
If you make this request, I won't beat you, I'm sorry for the readers. As he spoke, he carried four or five percent of the internal force and punched out. Hit Tang Sigao on the lower abdomen.
As soon as the internal force touched, the fat man's body writhed like a loach, and his fist was like hitting a ball of cotton wool, without any strength, and it was easily dissolved.
In the rivers and lakes, there are four kinds of people that cannot be easily provoked, the flexible dead fat man, the short and stout rebounding monster, the hook hand old man, and the tall and thin long-distance shooting king, this Tang Sigao belongs to the flexible dead fat man.
Liu Qingfeng said, it's better to choose a day than to hit the day, since we bumped into you today, let's see the real chapter under our hands! Tang Sigao shook his head and said, Not now.
Why?
I haven't eaten yet, so I don't have the strength to fight.
Liu Qingfeng said that you still want to eat these forty catties of meat, and make up four hundred catties. Okay, I'll wait for you.
The hot pot was boiling, Tang Sigao Hu ate Haisai, less than half an hour, all the forty catties of meat were eaten, Liu Qingfeng asked after eating?
Tang Sigao said that I just tasted it, and I haven't started eating it yet, and I haven't eaten much to lose weight recently, so let's have three more servings!
An hour later, Tang Sigao hiccuped and said that there was no need to pick a place, I would swing on the Nine Eyes Bridge tomorrow and fight with you, do you dare to come?
Liu Qingfeng can't say that it is his grandson.
Tang Sigao laughed, stood up, and went out with the four family members.
The hotel shopkeeper chased after him and shouted, my chair!
Tang Sigao's meat was stuffed too tightly, and when he got together, the Taishi chair hung directly on his buttocks.
Along the way, Xue Yu'er pouted, not happy, and returned to the inn, Xue Yu'er said with a cold face, for the sake of an ex-girlfriend, fight with the people, Liu Qingfeng, you are out of breath!
Liu Qingfeng said that I didn't care about Zeng Youyou for a long time, and I competed with this fat man purely to vent my evil anger. Besides, I now have the world's first beautiful little fish, and other women are boring.
Xue Yu'er smiled and said, I am really the number one beauty in the world? Liu Qingfeng said I don't believe you ask three views. I nodded yes, and Xue Yu'er laughed.
I said that Tang Sigao's martial arts are weird, and a fat body is born as a shield, are you sure? Liu Qingfeng said that where in the world is there a must-win competition? But there is still a chance of winning by seven or eight points.
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