09 I have a date with Guiguzi
The car drove to the park, and the atmosphere inside the car was not very good along the way.
With this old man here, it's as heavy as Shi Dashan and I are elementary school students, and this old man is the head teacher who is going to our home for a home visit.
When we arrived at the park, I got out of the car with Old Man Wang, and Shi Dashan told me to be careful with his eyes in the car.
I patted him on his waist bag and signaled that there was a brick inside, and if the situation was not right, I would copy the brick and hit the old man.
I'm ashamed that Winter Rose was prescient!
The old man and I walked in the path of the park, there were no people in the park at this time, and it was just dark, and the street lights were lit around, which was very romantic, and it was really a good place for a date......
"Old man......"
"Boy ......"
While walking, Old Man Wang and I called each other's names at the same time, and we were both stunned, looking at each other, our eyes full of affection......
Well, that's disgusting.
I wiped my eyes and said, "Old man, why do you look so familiar, aren't you really my long-lost grandfather?"
"Thinking too much, young man. ”
"That's ...... too"
I'm very disappointed, if I really are his grandson, then I can become a local tyrant like Wang Shiendong Rose.
It's a pity, it's a pity......
Old man Wang was not polite, looking ahead as he walked, and began to speak.
"Actually, the old man and you met a few months ago. ”
"When?"
"Bluebird High School, where I was sweeping the floor. ”
As soon as he said this, a picture of memory flooded into my mind.
That day, I sneaked into the school in order to find out who the boy who was pestering Xiaoxue.
Brother Dog jumped into the school wall first, and then I jumped into the school wall too. On the other side of the fence, my dog brother and I were almost scared to pee by an old man standing under a tree and sweeping the floor.
The second time was, I just bought a car to take Xiaoxue home from school, and when I saw that Xiaoxue hadn't come out for a long time, I climbed over the wall and went inside, and met this old man again. And he told me where Xiaoxue was at that time.
At that time, I thought he was not simple, but I forgot about it when I never saw him again. Now his appearance has proved what he had guessed.
"Sweeper?!" I exclaimed.
The old man snorted unhappily and said, "The old man is a cultivator, not a Buddhist monk. ”
"Oh, oh, no wonder it looks so familiar. Your eyes can really scare that kid out of pee. ”
Speaking of Wang Shien, Old Man Wang sighed and said, "I didn't expect that in the end, my eldest grandson Wang Shien was involved in the road of Xiuzhen." He stared at me angrily, "It's all because of you." ”
I looked up at the sky and exclaimed, "It's a nice day!"
Old man Wang was even more annoyed by my irrelevant appearance, and seemed to have the urge to rush up and fight. I hurriedly walked to the side, lest he slap me and I didn't even have a chance to dodge.
Maybe he is a gang boss who dominates mainland China, Hong Kong and Macao, Taipei, and Tainan.
After getting angry, he sighed and said, "O unjust!"
I instantly felt a lot older, what a poor old man.
I walked over and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be so sad, life is full of possibilities." If you are still young, you should work harder, otherwise you will have no chance when you are old. ”
The old man looked at me with an angry face blowing his beard.
I immediately changed the subject and said, "What the hell do you want to talk to me, old man?"
The old man suppressed his anger and walked forward for a while, gradually becoming a little sad.
"The old man is looking for you today, mainly for two things. One is to tell you about my other identity. ”
I followed and came to him.
"Now I know, you're Guiguzi. ”
"No, Guiguzi is just one of the identities in my long life. To truly explore my identity, I should say that my ontology, the green dragon. ”
I suddenly realized and said, "It's Phoenix her husband, I know~"
The old man suddenly slapped me in the back, swept me to the ground, and swept me to the ground.
Grass! No matter how careful you are, it will still be shaded.
Old man Wang said angrily: "This is a lesson for you to talk nonsense." ”
Think about it, since this old man is Qinglong, then his strength must be higher than that of Zao Wou-ki. And it should be good at the combat side, not only defensive, like Zao Wou-ki.
I hugged my head and begged for mercy: "Don't beat me, master, there are old and young in the small family, and the little sister is still in school, if you kill me, it will be equivalent to killing my family...... And I know your grandson Wang Shien and Winter Rose, don't I......"
There were two or three passers-by around the concrete road we were on, probably not seeing the old man hitting me, but laughing at me for slipping on the snow.
I got up in embarrassment, and I didn't dare to compete with Old Man Wang, and said depressedly: "You are a green dragon, and Zhao Wuji is Xuanwu, what does this matter to me?"
Old man Wang continued to walk forward, and said heavily as he walked: "Maybe you feel that it has nothing to do with you now, but I, like Zao Wouji, are both monsters who cultivate true qi, and they betrayed the demon clan in the original fairy and demon war. Although in the final analysis, it is the fault of which war we help, but because of our defection, the result of the youkai after the succession is very miserable, and this is not wrong......"
Tut-tut, like Zao Wou-Ki and the old people all over the world, like to say "I miss back then".
I plugged my ears with my fingers: "It's those old things again, it's my business, don't spit on me, okay?"
"You!"
Old man Wang was so angry that he blew his beard again.
I was afraid that he would hit me, and immediately flashed away. After watching him calm down from a distance, I walked back and asked, "What about the second thing?"
The old man Wang reluctantly continued to walk with me, and said, "The second thing is that in this era, I gave birth to a child and grandchild with a human woman. ”
I came to my senses and leaned over to the old man to listen. That look is quite a meaning of "tell me about your tragedy that made me happy".
Old man Wang looked at me angrily.
"At the beginning, the old man didn't expect that he would actually combine with a human woman and give birth to a bloodline ......"
"Stop!"
Old man Wang was about to say, "I think back then, after being interrupted by me, I was very dissatisfied and said, "What's the matter?"
I glanced at his whole body, and finally said, "I'm stupid, but why can an old man get a girl......?
Then I was beaten.
Old man Wang kicked me a few times and explained to me angrily: "Zao Wou-Ki and I are both immortal beings, and my current aging appearance is just to disguise my identity as a monster in front of my children. The people of that year naturally turned into what they were when they were young. ”
I lay on the ground eating the snow and said, "Is this the legendary old cow eating tender grass?"
The old man beat me from the ground into the air, put me back on the ground, and fell to the ground, and then lifted me up and beat me violently.
This process was taken down by a park passer-by** and uploaded to the Internet, becoming the 2014 Internet Dark Horse of the Year that is about to end. The video has been played hundreds of millions of times and is titled "The Reincarnation of the Martial God: An Octogenarian Fights Gangsters".
This video rushed out of China and spread to foreign countries, and it also received widespread attention. Those foreigners who yearn for China's mysterious martial arts have crossed the ocean and traveled to China to visit famous teachers everywhere, hoping that one day they can also become the mysterious skills of the old man in the video, and become a superhero who saves the world and maintains peace.
Three minutes later, I was lying on the ground, in pain and unable to get up. If there is a special effect, I think I should have some smoke coming out of it.
I reluctantly raised one hand and swayed weakly.
"Don't fight, don't fight, I'm really going to die. Grandpa Wang, no, it's Uncle Wang, the old Wang next door, Brother Wang, Brother Wang, Xiao Wang, don't fight, if you beat me again, I'll confess here."
Only then did Lao Wang put his hand away and tidy up the clothes that had been messed up because of beating me.
He said coldly to me who was lying on the ground, "In short, since I have given birth to children, then I don't want them to get involved in the path of cultivation. In order to disguise my identity as a half-demon, I am still an ordinary human being, aging over time, until now. ”
"All of this was fine, but my wife passed away in the year my eldest son gave birth to Wang Shien, and although so, I continued to exist as their human grandfather. Just to watch them grow. In order to live a clean and inactive life, he also deliberately went to Qingdao High School to be a sweeper that outsiders can't understand. ”
"But every one of my children and grandchildren has my dragon blood, and there are many places that are naturally different from ordinary people."
I had already gotten up from the ground, and I stood up and looked at Old Man Wang with a squeaky pain, nodded and said, "I understand, it's the same as "Dragon Blood God of War", right?"
Lao Wang didn't know what I was talking about, and continued: "So I sealed the bloodline of that part of their monsters when they were very young, and let them live in this world as ordinary people until one day they grow old and die"
Old man Wang changed his breath and looked at me again with anger, so frightened that I hurriedly looked for a place to hide.
"However, I didn't expect you to meet Xiaowei and Wang Shien, that bastard, and you also taught Wang Shien his cultivation technique. ”
Ah, no wonder Wang Shien's talent is so high, it turns out that he is the grandson of Qinglong.
I patted my chest and said, "Lao Wang, don't worry, one person does things and one person does it, and when I go back, I will personally abolish Wang Shien's grandson and give you an explanation!"
Old man Wang shook his head and said, "Then it doesn't have to be like this, since he met you by mistake and learned the art of cultivating the truth, it is up to him." I see that since he met you, he has become more and more sensible, and he is no longer the unscrupulous boy. ”
I laughed and said, "Hey, you know that kid entered the fireworks field." ”
"My Wang Xu's two sons are not mediocre, the eldest son has become a leader among the merchants, and the second son is even more outstanding, I don't want to let Shi En know that his grandfather is a monster, and I don't want him to know that he has monster blood in his body, so it is inconvenient to teach him personally. Mu Dongqing, right, just if you are not the former demon king Ji Zhi, please teach my grandson for the old man. ”
I said, "Don't worry, Lao Wang, I will definitely teach that grandson to become a good person like me!"