Chapter 352: The Common Dream of the Eunuchs (3)
Guo Dalu said in a hoarse voice: "That's right, the two of you are right. In fact, people www.biquge.info and animals are the same, they are born from the fertilization of eggs, just like Huang Manyuan's artificial hatching eggs, only the hen eggs that have received the rooster essence can hatch chicks, otherwise, the eggs are like stones, except for stinky on the hot kang, nothing can come out. ”
Lu Yueding faintly understood something, he thought about it and muttered: "Sperm, eggs - in this way, after a woman comes to the geranium as an adult, she has an egg in her body, and when a man becomes an adult, the **** opens by itself, and the two yin and yang merge, so as to conceive." ”
Guo Dalu nodded again and again: "That's right, that's right, that's the truth, in fact, this truth is very simple, but no one usually studies it deeply, and after thinking about it, it should be understood." ”
Indeed, this is really a very simple truth, even if Lu Yue is a eunuch and Guo Lanying is a good woman in a green building, you can understand it after Guo Dalu mentions it a little.
Lu Yueding faintly understood something, and he said in a trembling voice: "Mr. Houlong means that if there is still essence in the body in the lower and lower parts, you can, you can--" He couldn't say this last sentence anyway, because he couldn't believe that the truth was so simple!
Guo Dalu didn't answer him directly, just stared at Lu Yueding's eyes and said: "I don't know much about castration, folk rumors say that there are two kinds of body purification in the palace, one is to cut the root, and the other is to clean the sac, I just don't know, what kind of operation did Gonggong Lu perform back then?"
Lu Yueding's whole body was trembling, his throat was hesitating, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and it took a while to squeeze out his voice from his throat: "The master in the clean room in the palace has all cut off all the roots and sacs, and there is no one left, but there are also people who are looking for a folk master to clean their bodies, and the cut is not clean enough, so they will leave a little bit--"
Guo Dalu and Guo Lanying both stared at Lu Yueding, and suddenly, Lu Yueding cried, but he cried with joy: "I was poor in the next family, when my father cleaned me, he found a traveling doctor, he went down with a knife, cut it cleanly, and then came to the palace, it was originally said that the master of the clean room was going to re-use the knife, and he gritted his teeth and borrowed a hundred taels of silver usury, please be merciful to the master's subordinates, and leave a little for our family, finally it is pitiful, our family, our family--"
Lu Yueding stood up suddenly, pulled his hands together, uncovered his coat, pulled the waist of his trousers, and was about to take off his pants, obviously wanting Guo Dalu to verify his body - Guo Lanying screamed and covered his face, Guo Dalu broke out in a cold sweat, I went, Lao Tzu was not interested in seeing an old eunuch's lower body cut in half, he yelled: "Stop! Stop! Okay, Father-in-law Lu, I understand, you put on your clothes, you don't have to take them off, it's a cold day, be careful of catching a cold." ”
Lu Yueding was also in a mood for a while, and at this time he also felt that it was a little too much to take off his pants in front of Mr. Houlong, not to mention that there was Mr. Houlong's favorite concubine standing next to him, he hurriedly covered his clothes and smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I'm really out of shape, Mr. Houlong, look at my body, can I have a child's breath?"
Guo Dalu thought for a while: "I have a wonderful method of artificial insemination, as long as there is a healthy woman, get her eggs, and then get sperm from your body, the two are combined, you can cultivate a fertilized egg, and then transfer this egg into the woman's uterus, and conceive in October, you can give birth to your biological child." ”
Guo Dalu's words are incredible, but when you think about it carefully, they are interlocking, and they are not nonsense.
Lu Yueding naturally didn't know that Guo Dalu's artificial insemination method was simple to say, but in fact, he had never operated it himself, and he only put a mouth cannon, without the assistance of many high-tech equipment, whether it could be successful or not was another matter. It's just that in the 21st century, in order to escape the death penalty, female prisoners in prison can ask someone to get sperm and inject it into the body to get pregnant by themselves.
Lu Yueding knelt in front of Guo Dalu, slowly kowtowed, and said in a deep voice: "If Mr. Houlong helps our family to have a child, our family will be unable to repay the broken bones, I am willing to be Mr. Houlong's disciple, but if there is a sending, don't dare to disobey!"
Guo Dalu was dumbfounded, what's the use of Lao Tzu accepting you as a dead eunuch as a disciple? Ah, no, if you are a careerist, and the eunuchs around the emperor become your disciples, it must be ecstatic, but Lao Tzu doesn't want to rebel, and it is useless to bury nails next to the emperor's old officials.
Guo Dalu crooked his mouth at Guo Lanying, who was standing on the side, and motioned for her to help Lu Yueding up, but Lu Yueding said that he would not get up, and he had to ask Guo Dalu to accept him as a disciple, Guo Dalu was afraid that it would be bad to make a big deal - although the eunuchs of the current emperor's cronies and eunuchs could not say that they were under one person and above ten thousand, even the prince and prime minister, the university scholar, were polite, and now kneeling in front of your little cultivator What is the matter?-- so he had to reluctantly nodded:" Father-in-law Lu, let's not say anything about accepting disciples or not, let's just do a correspondence education. ”
Lu Yue couldn't help but be overjoyed, kowtowed, and then stood up with Guo Lanying's hand, his whole body was weak, but he was a little out of strength under great joy and sorrow.
Although Guo Dalu said that he would not accept disciples, Lu Yueding still insisted on calling his master: "Master Guo, what does this correspondence education mean? As the name suggests, our family is also a letter, and the letter is also a letter, could it be that the master wants to teach our family the secret that is not passed on through letters?"
Guo Dalu smiled: "That's exactly the reason. Father-in-law Lu--" Lu Yueding hurriedly said: "Master Guo just called the disciple Xiao Lu Zi." ”
The corners of Guo Dalu's mouth twitched, Lu Yue was definitely fifty or sixty years old, and he was still "little Luzi", he coughed: "I'll still call you Lao Lu, otherwise it will be too unseemly in front of people, after all, you are the head of the inner palace, how much you have to save some face in front of people, okay, that's it." Lao Lu, you are right just now, correspondence education is to teach education through letters and documents from a distance. You are the person who serves the saint today, and it is impossible for you to stay in Houlong Village to study and study all the time, and this method is the only way to use it. ”
Lu Yue must hate to stay directly in Houlong Village to learn and listen to Guo Dalu's detailed explanation of artificial insemination, but he also knows that his value lies in the people around the saint, if he leaves the saint and leaves the capital, then he is just a half-crippled old man, why should Mr. Houlong accept himself as a disciple?
Lu Yue nodded hurriedly and said: "The disciple is stupid, and I also ask Master Guo to explain in detail in the letter--ah, this is not good, what the master taught me are the most exquisite spells of the Science Sect, if these letters and documents are intercepted by someone halfway, then, the disciple will die in a hundred ways!"
Guo Dalu said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, the more I learn the magic of my science gate, the more people in the world learn, the better, all my courses are public, as long as you are willing to learn righteousness, you can hear it all without spending half a penny, not only does it not cost money, but also provides free food." ”
--Guo Lanying said next to him: "Yes, Brother Guo has always insisted that the food of Yixue has meat and eggs, and the food is better than that of other people's middle families, but it is a pity that many poor people send their children to apprentices early in order to earn more money, and the enrollment rate is still very low." Brother Guo has already planned to force all the families in Yinxian County to send school-age children to Yixue, but in this way, the scale of Yixue is not large enough, and he is worried about this. ”
Lu Yueding also visited Yixue, indeed, as Guo Lanying said, the children do not worry about eating and drinking in Yixue, and even the eldest girl and the second girl also collected some old clothes from the village and gave them to the children who were not clothed.
However, he still had some doubts, and said in a hesitant manner: "Master Guo is compassionate, that is excellent, but other spells are fine, this artificial teaching spirit is unparalleled, it is really a great blessing for me and other half-crippled people, and it is useless for others to learn it." ”
Guo Dalu said with a smile: "How is it useless? This artificial insemination technique can be used on humans and beasts." If you think about it, there are breeding pigs, horses, and cattle in this countryside, and you can even make a small amount of money from it, but good breeding pigs, horses, and cattle are rare, so that good breeds cannot be promoted for many years. If this technique of artificial insemination is applied to livestock, a good stallion can take its essence and give it separately, so that many mares can be impregnated, instead of only one mare being impregnated at a time, as in the past. ”
Lu Yueding was dumbfounded: "This, this artificial insemination technique can be applied in this way? But once this essence is divided and given, will it cause a lack of vitality and inability to become pregnant?"
Guo Dalu nodded and said: "Lao Lu, yes, yes, you think about the problem very carefully, the spirit of our science door is to think and question, not what the master says, what should be done." The problem of insufficient vitality does not actually exist. As far as I know, there are tens of millions of sperm in this piece of essence, but only one sperm is needed to make the egg pregnant. Therefore, theoretically speaking, the essence of the yuan can be divided into tens of millions of parts, and there is no need to worry about not being able to get pregnant. Of course, in practice, sperm motility will also affect the chance of successful conception, so it is necessary to prepare more sperm count. ”
Guo Lanying listened to a pair of wonderful eyes beside her, ignoring the shyness of her daughter's family, and blurted out: "What?! There are tens of millions of sperm in the Yuan Jing? Can all be conceived? Then why has the world never heard of a woman carrying tens of millions of babies in her belly? I only heard that there are women who are pregnant with twins." ”
Lu Yueding also said: "Our family has heard that there are hexaguplets, and the local county order also reported auspicious rui for this, and the saint took pity on his family's poverty, and asked the queen to send a sum of silver to supplement his family." ”
Guo Dalu laughed, but immediately covered the corners of his mouth in pain: "Why do you two drill the tip of the horns?" Yuan Jing has tens of millions of sperm, but there is only one egg, when the average woman comes to the geranium, there is only one egg in the body, although there are many sperm, but only the strongest sperm that runs the fastest can combine with the egg, so it becomes pregnant. The twins are extremely rare to have multiple eggs, so they are very rare in the world. (To be continued.) )