Chapter 49: The Stupid Big Man's Calculations (2)
Guo Dalu is an orphan, a very ordinary child, from primary school to university, he has never been a class cadre, but now he knows why everyone wants to be an official, because the taste of commanding people to do things is too fulfilling. Carpenter Zhou communicates with each other on an equal footing, and sometimes he has to patiently explain a lot of their very naΓ―ve questions, but he can't reveal his true secrets, but in front of Brother Hao, Brother Hao is now convinced by Guo Dalu, no matter what Guo Dalu says, he will definitely not ask the reason, and will do it immediately.
In the face of such an obedient little follower, Guo Dalu naturally has to be treated specially, and from time to time he gives him a little delicious and fun, so as to bring the relationship between the two closer.
Although Guo Dalu is an orphan, it is precisely because he is an orphan that he knows that interpersonal relationships are very important and delicate, although he once saved Brother Hao'er's life, but he is not willing to repay the favor with him, this kind of repayment cannot last long, only the real friendship between the two can be long-lasting. In Guo Dalu's plan, there are many things that are not suitable for him to come forward directly, but he can make Brother Hao show his face, so the relationship between the two must be well established and maintained.
In the past few days, Brother Hao has been busy with the grass paper workshop and the printing room with a stupid big child, helping Zhou carpenter to make wood pulp and bamboo pulp during the day, collecting pine ink and castor oil to adjust the ink at night, and waiting until a batch of straw paper is dry, and immediately start printing - because there is an extra punctuation full stop, so the printing volume has doubled today, and it takes 20,000 sheets!
This afternoon, Guo Dalu was accompanying his cheap dad to exercise in the yard, Guo Jin was actually just blind, coupled with malnutrition, now Guo Dalu openly and secretly used a variety of modern food to supplement nutrition, and his body recovered quickly, and now, Guo Jin has been able to punch himself in the yard a few times.
Guo Dalu looked at the side, Guo Jin's fist did not seem to have a fixed routine, but it was strong and violent, and sometimes it brought the fist wind whirring, Guo Dalu secretly stuck out his tongue, obediently, is this the ancient martial arts of this dynasty? Internal strength? Or sword qi? Is there a prefecture-level master? Is there a martial arts entry into the Tao? Well, fortunately, Guo Jin is blind, otherwise, he opened his eyes and saw that he was an impostor fake son, and he would be half-crippled after a punch.
Although Guo Jin was blind, he seemed to be able to feel Guo Dalu's curious eyes, he retracted his momentum, wiped his sweat, and said: "Dalu, you left home early when you were a child, and you didn't follow me to boil your muscles and bones, this martial arts, you can't learn it, it's just that Daddy can teach you some ways to strengthen your body." β
Guo Dalu suddenly became excited: "Dad, do you have a secret martial arts technique here?" After I practice, can I smash the big bluestone with one palm, stretch out my hand to a little of someone's acupoint, and the other party will not be able to move?"
Guo Jin was stunned: "One palm to smash the big bluestone? This person's hand is not made of iron, how can a palm made of flesh smash the stone? My method can only make you a little healthier, a little sharper than ordinary people, and a little less sick." β
Guo Dalu rolled his eyes - it turns out that the so-called ancestral exercises are similar to the effect of radio exercises, and if you do radio exercises every day, you can also get less sick - but he knew that Guo Jin cared about his son, and said busily: "That's good, when is my father free, when will he teach me the secret of strengthening the body of the Guo family." Dad, is there any nice name for this method? Is it called Guo's True Scripture?"
Guo Jin said with a smile: "What is the true scripture and false scripture, but the fitness method passed down from generation to generation, although it is superficial, but it has some practical effect, the men of the Guo family have been fighting on the battlefield for several generations, and they have relied on this method to save their lives." If you want to learn, you can't learn it now, wait for me to get a few prescriptions, while replenishing the body, while exercising is effective, if you don't make up the body to force fitness, it is easy to damage the bones. β
Guo Dalu knows that Guo Jin's words are true, half of the body is strengthened, it depends on supplementation, behind every outstanding athlete in the 21st century, in addition to an excellent coach, there must also be an excellent rehabilitation team, which has the best nutritionist, the most outstanding doctor, Ma Jiajun ate turtle king soup was not a simple joke, a real strong body is made up by a lot of nutrition.
It's just that the villagers of Houlong Village usually eat bran vegetables, and they are reluctant to eat eggs.
Guo Dalu was a little worried, although his family did not have to worry about food and clothing, it was all relying on his own endless garbage as backup, where could Guo Jin get any good remedy for his body? Could it be borrowing money from other villagers?
He hurriedly said: "Dad, this matter of strengthening the body and replenishing the body, I will talk about it later, not to mention that last time I didn't drop blood in the ancestral hall for a body test, saying that I am incomplete in the five elements, can I still exercise?"
Guo Jin said: "What does the incomplete five elements have to do with fitness?
Before Guo Jin finished speaking, as soon as the door rang, Brother Hao rushed in with a stupid big man, both of them holding a large bundle of straw paper in their arms: "Brother Guo, we have printed 10,000 copies of straw paper, this is a sample, look at it, is this printed okay?"
Guo Dalu helped Guo Jin to sit under the shade of the tree, and took a bundle of straw paper handed by Brother Hao, each bundle of straw paper had fifty sheets, tied with a thin straw rope, and a dried banana leaf was wrapped outside to prevent moisture.
Guo Dalu opened the banana leaves, and at a glance saw the fertilizer formula printed with ink, in fact, the ink prepared by Hao Geer and other children is not standard enough, the ink particles are too coarse, and the straw paper is a little inky, and the printed font is a little blurry, but the overall can still be seen clearly.
Guo Dalu patted Brother Hao'er on the shoulder: "Not bad, yes, but it is enough to put a recipe printed with the fertilizer accumulation method in this bundle of straw paper, otherwise, wipe your butt with ink, and the butt will not be black all day." β
Brother Hao was stunned, and then laughed, that's right, although this wax paper ink is easy to print, it is easy to get ink when it is wet, and wipe the butt with the straw paper printed with the fertilizer accumulation method, and the butt must be black.
The stupid big man always remembered that Guo Dalu said that this straw paper can be sold for money, and he nodded heavily: "Brother Guo'er's method is good, if every piece of straw paper has to be printed, then we will lose a lot of money if we only sell a bundle of straw paper, and it will take a lot of effort to burn pine ink and squeeze oil, and it is not cost-effective." β
Brother Hao said: "Stupid big man, do you have an open brain? Do you actually know whether it is cost-effective or not? I thought you only knew how to eat in your head." β
The stupid big man touched his head: "I like to eat, but I'm not brainless, didn't Brother Guo say that people in the world do things for fame and profit, there is nothing wrong with this, as long as you do the right thing and do the right thing to seek fame and fortune, it is a good thing, fame and advantage, this thing can be done for a long time, and it is not good to do good things, no one wants to do such a job Lei Feng - by the way, Brother Guo, you haven't told us who Lei Feng is." Is this man very powerful and famous?"
Guo Dalu couldn't help but laugh: "Lei Feng, he is just a celebrity in an ancient country, he never leaves a name for his good deeds." β
The stupid big man shook his head: "Brother Guo lied to me again, he didn't leave a name for doing good deeds, how did that person know that his name was Lei Feng?"
Guo Dalu slapped his thigh with laughter, wiped the tears from laughter before saying to Brother Hao: "Brother Hao, the stupid big man has a point, we have to calculate whether it is cost-effective to do straw paper business." We are not a hammer to sell and buy, even if it is for the yellow pen paste style to make a name, after printing 20,000 sheets of fertilizer accumulation and punctuation use, we still have to continue to make straw paper, you think, this straw paper is used by every household day and night, although a bundle of straw paper only needs a penny, but the sand into a tower-"
Before Guo Dalu finished speaking, Brother Hao had already jumped up: "Grandpa Tian! If we sell straw paper to everyone in the world, then, won't we become a rich man? A bundle of straw paper for one person is one penny, ten people are ten yuan, a hundred people are one hundred yuan, and a thousand people are one or two silver! If we have a population of thousands of people in the Li Dynasty, then we, we will become the rich men sitting on the silver mountain!"
Guo Dalu looked at the happy Brother Hao'er, and said lightly: "Brother Hao'er, even the stupid big man knows that you have to think carefully about things, why don't you have a brain compared to the stupid big one." β
Brother Hao was stunned for a moment, if it was for someone else to laugh at him for being worse than being stupid and big, he would have punched him a long time ago, but in front of him was his most respected brother Guo, he suddenly wilted, but he was still unconvinced, and muttered: "Where did I say something wrong?"
Guo Dalu didn't pay attention to him, and said to the stupid big man: "Shalin, tell me, is our straw paper business cost-effective?"
Silly big man, do you have to hear others officially call the name Shalin, stunned for a moment before he woke up This is calling himself, he grinned: "Brother Guo, aren't you embarrassed, is it cost-effective or not, I just said it casually, and this is what you said." β
Guo Dalu said with a smile: "It's okay, Shalin, you boldly say it, you can say it wherever you want, even if it is wrong, I don't blame you." He thought for a while, turned around and went into the house, and took out a piece of chocolate: "Shalin, if you say it well, when it comes to the point, I will award you this delicious piece, and you can take it home and give it to your sister to eat." β
Sha Lin's eyes were red when he stared at the chocolate, he knew that this was a good thing, Brother Guo only gave Brother Hao a piece, anyway, he just let himself open his mouth and say, it doesn't matter if he is wrong, maybe the blind cat hit the dead mouse and said one or two right, then he will make a lot of money, and his sister will also have delicious food.
Sha Lin - the stupid big man in Houlong Village who is well known to everyone in Houlong Village is desperately rolling his eyes, Brother Hao looked at him with disdain on the side, and stayed for a long time, Brother Hao was already impatient to yawn, and the stupid big man suddenly said: "The straw is not enough." β
Brother Hao snorted loudly: "Stupid big man, you are really stupid, Brother Guo asked you to say that it is not cost-effective to do straw paper business, how can you pull the straw to the point that there is not enough straw - what a fool." β