"Report!" the fat man raised his hand, stood up and said, "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet!"

The substitute teacher glanced at the fat man and said angrily: "Go and come back quickly!"

The fat man winked at Shen He, which meant to say: I'm sorry, buddy, I'll withdraw first, you enjoy it slowly!

"This dead fat man!" Shen He scolded viciously in his heart.

Zhou Peng saw that the fat man was urinating under an excuse, looked in the direction of Shen He, and said leisurely: "Aren't the two of them good enough to wear a pair of pants? Why don't you go to the toilet?"

Shen He said: "If I have urine, I will pee directly on your face, and I still need to go to the toilet?"

"Where are you two here?" The teacher glared at Shen He Zhou Peng, and said impatiently: "This is a classroom, this is a classroom! Don't talk about anything, you don't have any quality at all!"

Zhou Peng gave Yang Bin a look, Yang Bin immediately understood, got up and said, "Teacher, I also want to go to the toilet." ”

The teacher said to Yang Bin: "You sit down for me!

Yang Bin said angrily: "Then if he doesn't come back, I can still pee in my pants?"

"If you pee your pants, it can only mean that your kidneys are bad, who is to blame?" Shen He said sneering on the side.

When the other students in the classroom heard Shen He's words, they immediately burst into laughter, and many people used Yang Bin's "kidney" as a topic to make fun of him.

"What's funny? It's class!" the teacher repeated, a little anger in his tone.

Zhou Peng also raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I also want to go to the toilet." ”

Shen He smiled and said, "What's the matter with all of you? Frequent urination or incomplete urination? Is kidney deficiency still infectious?"

Zhou Peng glared at Shen He angrily and said, "Shen He, keep your mouth clean!"

"It's like your mouth is not clean - I'm still worried that kidney deficiency will be contagious, if that's the case, can you let me get out, teacher? I don't want to go to school and break my body, how hard it will be!" Shen He said in a weird manner.

The teacher frowned, he listened to Shen He's half-meat tone, he wanted to laugh, but he couldn't laugh, he was really panicked.

"Sit it down for me, whoever wants to go to the toilet has to wait until Maqiao comes back. If he doesn't come back, he can still stay in the toilet for noon?" the teacher said lightly.

Zhou Peng nodded at Yang Bin and signaled not to dwell on the fat man's affairs anymore, after all, their spearhead was pointed at Shen He from the beginning. The fat man escaped this time, could he not come back in the afternoon? Anyway, he could hide from the first day of junior high school, but not from the fifteenth.

As for Shen He, urinating and escaping will not work, so he can only wait obediently for the end of class.

"And my cow B, I'll see where you can go!" Zhou Peng said in his heart.

Finally, when the bell rang for the end of class, Shen He woke up from his meditation, opened his eyes, and walked in front of them without looking at Zhou Peng and Yang Bin.

"Shen He, if I don't beat you at noon today, you cry dad and call your mother......"

Shen He didn't wait for Zhou Peng's words to speak, so he interrupted him and said, "Are you going to be my grandson?"

Zhou Peng scolded: "Uncle Sun!"

"Your grandson is really decided!" Shen He snorted, and the bird walked out of the classroom.

Yang Bin leaned over and asked, "Pengzi, have you arranged everything?"

Zhou Peng snorted twice and said, "Don't worry, I can't run away from him!"

Yang Bin smiled: "That's good." This kid is arrogant enough, if he doesn't give him some color today, he really doesn't know how many eyes Lord Ma has!"

"Let's go, let's go with us, lest this kid run away. Zhou Peng smiled and beckoned Yang Bin to go out together, so as not to let Shen He be quick and take the first step.

But when Zhou Peng and Yang Bin came out, they saw Shen He and Qin Wuyang walking together talking and laughing, and this change made them both speechless.

"Damn!" Yang Bin scolded: "This is too shameless, isn't it? I spoke so well before, and the next second I hugged a woman's thigh, is there any interest in this?"

Zhou Peng slapped the railing with a "bang", and scolded with a black face: "Fuck!"

Shen He heard the movement from upstairs, turned around and smiled at Zhou Peng and Yang Bin, and then waved his hand, as if Zhou Peng and Yang Bin would not see him.

"Paralyzed, he must have done it on purpose!" Yang Bin scolded.

Zhou Peng sneered and said, "I don't believe that Qin Wuyang can always be with him, only if he is separated from Qin Wuyang, I will ask someone to go up and teach him a hard lesson!"

Yang Bin called "yes" and immediately went downstairs to the contact.

"I don't believe it, Qin Wuyang can protect you for a lifetime!" Zhou Peng stared at Shen He's back, eager to swallow him alive.

Although Shen He didn't look back, he could clearly sense Zhou Peng's every move behind him, and he just smiled and didn't say a word.

Qin Wuyang looked at Shen He snickering, thinking that he was proud to be able to go in and out with him in the school, so he also smiled, and then asked, "What do you want to treat me to eat at noon today?"

When Shen He heard this, he replied to his senses and said: "The business on the left bank has been too good recently, let's go in and have a look, and eat whatever we have." ”

Qin Wuyang pursed his lips and said, "There is no sincerity at all." ”

Shen He said: "What is insincerity? Don't we have to be considerate of other chefs." Isn't it?"

"Okay, just do as you say. Okay, right?" Qin Wuyang said with a compromised expression.

If it weren't for the fact that there were too many people around, Shen He would want to pinch Qin Wuyang's little nose and kiss her as a reward.

Seeing Shen He and Qin Wuyang enter the Left Bank Cafe together, Zhou Peng and Yang Bin suddenly lost their temper. This Shen He made it clear that he wanted to invite Qin Wuyang to dinner!

But then again, when did the relationship between Qin Wuyang and Shen He change to the point where they could eat at the same table?

"Fuck, why didn't you think of it!" Zhou Peng patted his head, he almost forgot that Shen He was able to come back to class, and Qin Wuyang contributed a lot from it.

If this is the case, it is logical for Shen He to invite Qin Wuyang to dinner to express his gratitude.

"Hey, the brothers have been waiting at the school gate for noon, it's time for dinner, you have to invite us to eat, right?" said to Zhou Peng.

These seven or eight people were the "friends" called by Zhou Peng, who were specially designed to deal with Shen He.

Hearing the words of the gangster, Zhou Peng looked at the signboard of the café on the left bank, and said in his heart: These guys don't want to eat here, right?

The corners of his mouth twitched, and he said, "Of course I have to invite a few brothers to dinner......

"That's good!" When the gangster at the head heard this, he waved his hand and said, "Brothers, I have long wanted to take you to the left bank for a meal, but my brother and I are relatively tight on hand, and I have not fulfilled it." Today's Brother Zhou scene, let's not give Brother Zhou face, give me an open meal, eat and drink enough for Brother Zhou to do things beautifully!"

"Good!!"

A group of gangsters shouted in unison, the corners of Zhou Peng's mouth twitched twice, and in the face of the inquiring gaze thrown at him by the gangster leader, he could only grit his teeth and nod, and said with a smile: "The most important thing is that the brothers eat happily, hehe, hehe......"

This book was first published in Reading Books