Chapter 1: The Unexpected
A feeling of dizziness spread throughout Lu Yang's body, he only felt that his body was as uncomfortable as turning over the river and the sea, the headache was splitting, and his eyes were slightly closed without obeying, I don't know how long it took, he slowly opened his eyes again.
What came into view was a woman with a beautiful appearance and a bewitching figure standing in front of her. Lu Yang's first reaction was to feel a little inexplicable, his mind was not like an ordinary man, he felt extremely excited or showed a very greedy gaze when he saw a woman who was like a flower and a jade, and the country was overwhelmed.
But Lu Yang is not, he only feels that all this is not real, because in his opinion, it is impossible for a beautiful woman, or a goddess or something like that to appear in front of him, not to mention his own background, just talk about his appearance calmly, and some beauties will leave in a hurry after seeing them, because he is not rich and handsome.
Hallucination, this is a reaction that suddenly arises in Lu Yang's mind, but he is very unwilling. Why doesn't he have a prominent background, why can he only watch those sons and buddies hook their hands, and there will be a large group of beauties in their arms, why can't he.
This unwillingness soon filled his mind, and an anger that he had never felt before made him want to stop.
"You're awake. A pleasant voice came into Lu Yang's ears.
Lu Yang still regards this as a dream.
He muttered to himself, "Lu Yang, Lu Yang, this must be a dream.
No beautiful woman will greet you, because you are not rich and handsome. "What is rich and handsome?" the woman's voice sounded again. "The so-called rich and handsome, first of all, you must be tall and mighty, and being rich depends on the background of your family. ”
Before Lu Yang's words were finished, he suddenly woke up from the chaotic state, because there was indeed a beautiful woman standing in front of him, if he took her appearance as an example, he would definitely treat her as a goddess, because the woman in front of him could not be described as beautiful, because she was too rebellious.
"You, you, who are you?" "Huh"
The woman did not answer Lu Yang's question, but showed a pleasant laughter, her smile with a hint of charm, with a hint of seduction, not far away Lu Yang didn't know how much saliva flowed, and his eyes were about to burst out, but this loss of consciousness did not last long.
Soon, Lu Yang recovered from his trance.
He muttered, "What happened just now, how could I be here." ”
A series of questions blinded Lu Yang, because he didn't know what was going on in all this.
He tried to travel back and forth in his memories to see if he could find a clue, but to his disappointment, he couldn't find the answer.
However, just now he found out what he was doing in his memory, and for Lu Yang, this matter was undoubtedly not like finally finding an oasis in the desert, which made people eager and excited.
It was a sunny day and a good day. Lu Yang was sleeping in the dormitory, when suddenly, a rapid mobile phone ringtone woke him up from his good dream.
The angry Lu Yang picked up the phone and was about to hang it up, when an unfamiliar number completely woke up Lu Yang's good dream.
"Hey, who is this?" Lu Yang was stunned for a moment, but quickly came to his senses.
"It can't be a debt collector!"
This kind of question swirled in Lu Yang's mind.
"Forget it, it doesn't matter who he is, I'll take it first. ”
Lu Yang answered the phone, but what made him angry was that he kept feeding him, but the other party didn't pay attention to him at all.
After a while, he was really impatient, and he yelled impatiently: "Hey, if you don't speak, I'm going to hang up the phone, but really, early in the morning I mixed up my good dreams." ”
"Hey, I don't know if I'll be able to catch it later. ”
The depressed Lu Yang complained for a while, he was about to hang up the phone, wanting to continue his sweet dream.
But just as he was about to hang up the phone, suddenly, a woman's voice came from the other end of the phone, and it slammed his body.
Lu Yang couldn't help but twitch.
Because this voice was very familiar to him, it was very good, but at the same time it was familiar with a hint of doubt, and soon he sat up straight and asked, "Are you?" The other party was silent again, so angry that Lu Yang secretly scolded in his heart: "Hey, beauty, you are talking." This is a hurry for me, if you don't say it, I'm going to give you xxxx. ”
"Hey, I said beauty, you are talking, if you don't say it, I'm going to give you xxxx"
Suddenly, Lu Yang came back to his senses, and said with a twist: "I'm about to hang up the phone." ”
Just now, if Lu Yang hadn't retracted what he was about to say in time, the consequence would have been scolded by the beautiful woman, but fortunately he came to a sudden brake, which did not make a big mistake, otherwise it would be too late to regret it.
"Don't, don't, I said. The woman obviously listened to Lu Yang's words just now, and hurriedly spoke to stop her. The familiar voice hovered next to Lu Yang's ears, which made him a little depressed, because the voice was very familiar, and he couldn't remember who the other party was for a while.
Lu Yang, who was very impatient, couldn't help urging: "First of all, who are you? ”
In this day and age, few people would say the word "comrade". Because if nothing else, I am afraid that others will have unnecessary misunderstandings, and then I will not be able to clear the suspicion even if I jump into the Yellow River.
But when this is applied to women, it is a different matter. Lu Yang didn't know that this word would come out of his mouth, as if it was destined by God.
"Lu Yang, can you be my boyfriend for a day?"
When he said this, Lu Yang was shocked and shouted loudly. "Whew, what, what, let me be your boyfriend for the day. ”
Lu Yang, who was surprised, couldn't believe what his ears heard.
But this is not the end, because next, when Lu Yang heard the goddess he dreamed of seeing, he was so shocked that he almost turned his back. "Ah, you're Sun Xue. No, let me be your boyfriend for a day, how can there be such a good thing. "Don't you want to? Sun Xue on the other end of the phone was obviously a little unhappy after listening to what Lu Yang had just said, and she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows slightly and said, "If you don't want to forget it, I'll go find Yang De." "No, no, no, I didn't mean that, I do, I do. ”
At this time, Lu Yang was eager to find a tree to hang himself to prove that he was very willing and willing. But he didn't do it because he wanted to live a few more years.
"I am a wolf from the north, walking in the endless wilderness, the bitter north wind blows, and the yellow sand sweeps by. "I can only grit my cold teeth and let out two long howls, if nothing else, for the legendary beautiful grassland. ”
Lu Yang, who was happy, was a little carried away, and some couldn't find the north. He dreamed of chatting with the legendary goddess Sun Xue, talking about his ideals and revenge, and then whispering or doing something inappropriate for children.
Anyway, he wants to try everything he can think of.
Lu Yang, who was carefully prepared, can really be said to be refreshed, and his heroic hair was also combed by him. If nothing else, it is to be able to let Sun Xue witness him when he is the most handsome.
Although he doesn't belong to the kind of handsome guy who is a heartthrob, he is well-dressed and has a hint of handsome guy flavor in it. Anyway, for Lu Yang, he was very happy and excited today, as if he had waited so long to prepare for this day.
Walking out of the bedroom, Lu Yang glanced at the sky, the dazzling and bright sun hung high in the sky, took a deep breath, Lu Yang felt that all this was full of vitality.
His mood is very comfortable, even when he walks, he feels light, everything is so happy.
But this joy was suddenly disturbed by a noisy ringtone, Lu Yang took out his mobile phone from his pocket and looked at it, and found that it was Sun Xue urging him.
He quickly answered the phone and said apologetically: "I'll be there soon, goddess, you are waiting patiently." After speaking, without waiting for Sun Xue to speak, he quickly hung up the phone and rushed towards the school gate at a speed of one hundred and eighty yards.
Along the way, I don't know how many eyes were focused on Lu Yang, and Lu Yang just disdained these eyes, and in his heart, these eyes were all envy, jealousy and hatred.
"Goddess, goddess, I'm here, you must wait for me.
Today, my brother finally raised his eyebrows, and when I return to the dormitory, I must tell my brothers that I Lu Yang and the goddess are dating.
When the time comes, maybe there will be a flower before the moon, and it will be romantic to be a ghost, haha" But what he didn't know was that these eyes around him were not envy, jealousy and hatred, but treated him as a psychopath.
Of course, it is impossible for Lu Yang to know about this, he has been carried away by joy.
"Hey, that kid can't be crazy, why is he running so fast, faster than that Xiang. A diminutive young man whispered.
Another young man standing not far away also agreed: "Well, what you said is good, but let me see that he has escaped from the mental hospital." ”
The two looked at each other, and then laughed again. In the eyes of the two of them, this Lu Yang definitely escaped from the spiritual courtyard.
Saying that, Lu Yang was rushing towards the school gate at a speed of one hundred and eighty yards at this time, and he could be said to be both excited and excited at this time.
Sometimes when a person is in a state of excitement, his IQ is often zero, which is why it is said that men and women in love, no matter who the IQ is, is not high. This also fully shows that Lu Yang is now in a state of zero IQ.
The time is not very fast, and Lu Yang's speed is very fast, and it will not take long for him to come to the school gate.
Today is the weekend, so it stands to reason that there should be a lot of people, but today there are surprisingly few.
Lu Yang originally wanted to show his heroic posture and personality charm in front of many classmates, but he didn't expect all this to come to naught. Although there were fewer audiences, it did not discourage him from being enthusiastic about Sun Xue.