"What!?" Zheng Lei asked at the same time as the timing.

"Croton!"

Croton! Croton! Zheng Lei's eyes widened at the same time, and a moment later, a burst of laughter and a wail appeared at the same time.

The next situation, naturally, is that the time is better than death to continue to eat the second pot of mush, after all, life is important, Zheng Lei looked at the uncomfortable and fatal opportunity, and said in his heart: In the future, I can't easily deal with the people in Hehuan Cave, I don't know when I will fall for their illusions, and I have to eat these things, which is really sinful.

Shui Rou on the side could only see the movements of the three people, but she couldn't hear the voices of the three people, she knew that Old Man Liu didn't want her to hear it, so she didn't think much about it, and lay quietly on the bed, falling asleep deeply.

When the time was painful to eat the second pot of paste, he began to feel the spicy taste, but he had been enduring the uncomfortable taste, and suddenly there was a spicy taste, and the timing did not react for a while, until the bowl was finished, Zheng Lei went to the empty bowl of the bowl, and the time found that his mouth seemed to be overcharged, not only numb, but also spicy.

"Hah...... Whew......" The timing blew violently and said indistinctly: "It's spicy, it's spicy!"

Old man Liu turned his head and said something that made the timing collapse: "Drink another bowl!"

The voice suddenly stopped, and he looked at Old Man Liu and said, "I said that I am immortal, do I have a grudge against you?

Old man Liu knew the character of the timing, and he didn't care about him scolding himself, he smiled and said, "Little immortal, do you drink or not?"

The timing was whirring and blowing, and he looked at Old Man Liu for a while, and finally said weakly: "Forget it, I was defeated by you, little Leizi, open up!"

When Zheng Lei heard this, he hurriedly handed the bowl to the opportunity, and the opportunity only smelled it, and then said: "What the hell is this healing?

A bowl of paste was finally eaten, and Zheng Lei looked at the timing: "Timing, is the sausage delicious?"

Knowing that Zheng Lei was making fun of himself, he glanced at him and said to Old Man Liu: "Old immortal, hurry up and bring Croton, this taste is really uncomfortable." ”

Old man Liu said slowly: "What are you panicking about?" Then he shook the red cloth that had been painted for a long time in his hand, and wrapped it directly around the body of the time, rolling him up like a red mummy, lying on the bed and unable to move.

Then he didn't know where to take out a box of silver needles and kept stabbing him on his body.

The timing howled like a pig, but it didn't make Old Man Liu's hand hesitate in the slightest. Finally, Old Man Liu stopped his hand, and his whole body was already soaked.

"Old immortal, I remember you!ouch, it hurts me to death!" Timing roared.

"Oh, I remember you too. Old man Liu took out a small bottle, pinched the mouth, and with a flick of his fingers, some powder in the bottle fell into his mouth.

As soon as Old Man Liu's hand was released, he shouted at the right time: "Old immortal, what did you give me to eat?"

Old man Liu shook the bottle in his hand and said, "Croton!"

"Huh, then untie me. "The timing is tightly wrapped in red cloth, and I can only scream there.

Old man Liu grabbed one end of the red cloth, shook his hand, and rolled out. As soon as he came out, he suddenly bulleted up and yelled at Old Man Liu: "You old immortal ......"

In the middle of speaking, the opportunity suddenly covered his stomach, and hurriedly rushed to the bathroom, and just rushed to the door of the bathroom, a series of bald sounds came out, and a foul smell instantly filled the whole room.

The time was fixed at the door, and he said gloomily: "Little Leizi, my brother's reputation in this life has been ruined by you like this." ”

"How can there be? Brother Shi hurry up and go in, I'll ask someone to buy you a new set of clothes. Zheng Lei hurriedly said.

The time hung his head and walked into the bathroom, slammed the door shut, and there was a sound of water.

In the middle of the night, where would there be clothes to sell, so Zheng Lei had to take a set of overalls from the emperor water world to give the opportunity, and when he came out in the overalls in the middle of the night, he looked so weird.

When he saw the opportunity to walk, crossing his legs, Zheng Lei thought about it and figured out the reason, so many chili peppers were eaten in his stomach and then poured out, it was no wonder that he was not uncomfortable.

The opportunity gently covered his buttocks, walked in front of Zheng Lei, glared at him, and then walked to Old Man Liu's side and said, "Thank you, old immortal." ”

Old man Liu smiled and said, "It's okay, as long as your little immortal is okay, my old immortal will be happy." ”

As the saying goes, a good man can't stand three pulls, and no matter how popular a character is, once he pulls for an hour in a row, he will become a wilted cucumber.

"Ah......" A painful roar woke Shui Rou up, and when he entered the bathroom at the right time, Old Man Liu dispersed the aura surrounding the three of them, so his roar directly woke Shui Rou up.

Shui Rou sat up all of a sudden, looked towards the opportunity, and saw the opportunity pouting her ass, holding her hands on her buttocks, like a standing lobster, and becoming a bow.

"What's wrong with you?" asked Shui Rou worriedly.

This question, but the timing of the question red-faced, can not say that their chrysanthemums are too painful, dare not sit, right? Even if it hurts, it can't be shown in front of the little girl, isn't it? So he endured the pain of the chrysanthemum, and sat on the bed very slowly, the pain of the heart made the back of the opportunity only break out in cold sweat, but he still said with a smile on his face: "Hehe, it's okay, I remembered something." ”

Shui Rou asked suspiciously, "I heard the sound just now that it seemed to be very painful." ”

Timing smiled and said, "No pain, no pain, no pain at all." But he was shouting in his heart: his grandmother's can make the master suffer to death, and the master vows to ransack the Hehuan Cave!

"Really?" Shui Rou rubbed her eyes and continued.

Timing nodded like pounded garlic: "Really, really!"

Shui Rou sighed, ready to continue lying down and sleeping, and suddenly asked again, "What did you remember just now?"

The moment suddenly wondered if the little girl in front of him was deliberately against him again, but he was embarrassed to say that his chrysanthemum hurt, so he had to keep his body stiff, and said slowly: "I remembered who that person was." ”

"Which one?" Zheng Lei asked.

"It's the man who helped the old bustard. ”

"Who is it?" Zheng Lei was a little concerned about this topic, he had to know if this person was also related to Jiang Cheng, after all, because Jiang Cheng was alone, he had already erected a lot of enemies.

"I don't know what his name is, but I've heard my grandfather talk about such a man. Timing recalled.

"Your grandfather?" Zheng Lei was a little surprised, the origin of this person actually had to be told from the mouth of the grandfather of the opportunity, so how old should this person be? But on the surface, this person is only a middle-aged person.

Timing nodded and said: "When I was a child, I heard my grandfather say that when he was young, there was a person with outstanding talent, and at a young age, he practiced stealing skills to perfection, but he never stole anyone. At that time, it was a war-torn era, people all over the country were not happy, he was kind by nature, so he didn't steal anyone, although he didn't steal anyone, but the landlords and rich people in ten miles and eight towns all because of his reputation, they had to send him a lot of money every year, so in that war-torn era, their family has been living very well.

At that time, one of the people of the Mitemen joined the army, and in order to avoid suspicion, he broke away from the identity of the Mitemon, but the remaining two people of the Mitemen have always regarded that person as their fellow brother. Since there are only two people, Mitemon plans to select one more person to join Mitemon, and as soon as the news is released, all the world's stealing masters gather in that town.

During that time, although there were countless thieves in the town overnight, no one dared to steal a single needle and thread in this town. Although these people are all skilled in stealing, they are still much worse than that person, and there are even many people who come to this town, not for the quota of the Mitemon, but to see his stealing skills. ”

Speaking of this, Zheng Lei looked at the timing's ass worriedly, and when he found that as soon as the timing, he forgot about the pain, and he didn't dare to disturb him, so he followed his words and asked, "Then how is your stealing technique compared to him?"

Timing shook his head and said: "To borrow a phrase from the Three Kingdoms: I am like the light of fireflies, and he is like the light of the bright moon." ”

"Such a?" Zheng Lei was a little surprised, this timing was fierce enough, but listening to him, in front of this person, he was not even as good as a scumbag.

"Of course. There was a burst of pride on the face of the moment, as if the person who had stolen the magic to the sky was him, shook his head, and continued: "My grandfather said, at that time, the people in that town were crowded, but everyone who could be seen on the street was not ordinary people, and until the day of the election, a symbolic competition was held first, and that person's reputation was too loud, so these people didn't think that they could get the place of this Mitemon. The competition has been going on for more than half a month.

Just after these preliminary rounds were over, when it was time to advance, suddenly a team of Japanese soldiers came, these arrogant Japanese soldiers, with two broken guns in their hands, riding on three wheels, driving a truck, until they reached the front of the ring, the mustache in the lead stood in the ring very forced, said a lot of Uri Wola below, and no one answered his words, not that people don't understand, but most of them are us Chinese, don't look at these people are thieves, but they also hate little Japan to the bone, so even if they can understand his words, no one will pick him up。

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, this little Japanese felt that he had no face, so he actually drove his machine gun to the ring, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he was about to give the order to shoot at the crowd below. Obediently, it was a sea of people at that time, and if this was swept away like this, I don't know how many people would suffer.

At the critical moment, that person appeared, no one knew why he understood little Japan's words, he walked to the ring, stood quietly in the middle of the stage, I don't know why, the atmosphere was originally very solemn, when he appeared, he felt an ethereal feeling that could not be touched, of course, this is what grandpa said.

The leader of the little Japan yelled at the person, the person was fearless, looked at it quietly for a while, and then circled around the ring, the whole process, the person's hand has been shrunk in the sleeve, back in front of the little Japan, he said softly: "Jump, jump high, it's just jumping!"

As soon as little Japan heard his words, he immediately became angry, he knew that the person was scolding him, he waved his hand angrily, and directly ordered his subordinates to shoot people, but all of Little Japan's weapons were dumb, and every one of them worked.

When the leader's mustache saw it, he screamed, waved his saber and slashed at him, without thinking about it, the little devil didn't cut it, even if it was his ancestors combined, he didn't want to move a single hair of that person.

What everyone didn't expect was that as soon as the little devil raised the knife, he immediately lost the knife, knelt in front of him, and covered his crotch with both hands. Speaking of this, I looked at Shui Rou with some embarrassment, and saw that Shui Rou was listening carefully, so she continued:

Then the man stretched out his hand in his sleeve, both hands grabbed the firing pin on the gun, gently loosened, the firing pin fell to the ground, the little Japanese were suddenly frightened and hurriedly went to pick out their guns, but found that none of the guns would sound, this scene everyone was stunned, no one saw how the person shot, if you have dismantled the old-fashioned 38 rifle, you will know that to remove the firing pin of the gun, it will be divided into several steps, but he just circled around the ring, and suddenly everyone was boiling, and directly wiped out this team of little devils。

When it was over, the atmosphere was high and they chanted his name in unison, but my grandfather didn't tell me his name, and what was even more unexpected was that the man stretched out his hands and pressed them lightly, and said something to everyone that broke down: I don't want to be a Mitemon person.

At that moment, everyone was silent, everyone stared at him, trying to wait for him to tell the reason, but he just quietly turned around and left, leaving a group of people there dumbfounded. ”

"And what about later?" Shui Rou couldn't help but ask.

Ji sighed softly and said: "Later, I heard that that person fell in love with a woman, but this woman was a dusty woman, and the old lady of his family died in a fit of anger, and he didn't know where he went." ”

"Then how can you be sure that this person today is that person?" Zheng Lei asked.

"Because of that race, the last person to enter Mitemon was my grandfather, and later when I was young, my grandfather used to see that person, when I was young, when I saw him, he was also masked, just like now, just stood face to face with my grandfather for hours, no one spoke, and then he left, and today is the second time I see him. Timing said.