Ruoshui Fairy looked coldly at Jiamu and Liu Ya, who were sitting side by side, hesitated again and again, and did not interfere too much.

The devil has a rebellious personality, and the more things that are blocked, the more insistent he must be, and if the water thinks that it is better to deal with this matter coldly, he will let it go for the time being.

It's time to clean the patriarch's hall again, Jiamu is no longer the bastard boy who only knows how to bully bean sprouts in the past, where is he willing to let his sweetheart touch the spring water with ten fingers, of course, he is lazy and doesn't want to do it himself, so he buys the fairy servants to help.

Liu Ya was worried about being punished: "This is not right, in case it is discovered by Ruoshui Fairy..."

"When the sky falls, there is a higher master on top, and you can take care of it with peace of mind. ”

Jia Mu pulled her to sit on the stone bench next to the magnolia tree, opened the splendid lacquerware food box, and laid out the food and chopsticks one by one.

Liu Ya's round eyes flashed with doubt: "What do I need to make up?"

"Replenish your brain. ”

Jia Mu was concise and concise, and sandwiched a large piece of fish meat for her: "This is a plum battle turtle, the brain turns clearly and quickly after eating, and the master no longer has to worry about your study!"

Liu Ya was confused: "Why should I make up my brain?"

Jia Mu simply brought the fish to her mouth: "Fool, after eating, you can understand the hard work of being a teacher." ”

The battle turtle is a unique fish in the East Stygian Sea of the fairy world, the fish scales around the body are hard like armor, invulnerable, axe and chisel are not injured, ordinary steaming, frying and frying methods are useless, only cooking with Tianshan black plum can soften the hard scales, it is rumored to have beneficial wisdom and miraculous effects.

However, according to Chu Lingxi's opinion, the effect of the battle turtle is not to replenish the brain, but to open the brain.

As the saying goes, the so-called genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent nonsense, and this dish is a living proof of this.

The battle turtle is full of the four words "refuse to be a foodie", but the dead-eyed gourmets still refuse to let it go.

It took nearly 5,000 years to toss blindly by all means, almost extinct the war turtle, and completed a masterpiece in the way of a relay race - "The Story of Cooking and Fighting Turtle".

Chu Lingxi read this book when he was a child, and felt the shock of the collapse of the three views for the first time, and at the same time realized five extremely important life philosophies -

First, the immortals are not gods at all, the fairy world is extremely lacking in genius, the big fairy pinched his fingers and broke his fingers and didn't guess that Wumei could soften the hard armor of fish scales, and he had to imitate the original model of Shennong tasting herbs, and exchanged five thousand years of sweat for a dish that did not taste good.

Second, the immortal clan is full of foodies and waste firewood, and when my aunt and grandmother grow up, they can single-handedly challenge half of the immortals in the fairy world by resisting the big knife.

Third, if I unfortunately fall into the hands of the immortals in the future, my aunt and grandmother will definitely cut it off on their own, because those immortals who have lost their conscience will probably not simply kill me, but rack their brains to figure out how to eat me.

Shi Ke can not be killed, his head is not a big scar in the bowl, and he is a good man after 20 years, but if he is roasted into a red bird by the mad gods, he may only be reincarnated as a peerless bird with the body fragrance of cumin pepper.

Fourth, immortals are not useless, and their greatest advantage is that they have extraordinary patience.

There are more than 10 varieties of black plum, with the IQ and luck of the foodie fairy, the probability of using Tianshan black plum for the first attempt is not large, but after the failure, it is still persevering, and the experiment of all plum varieties in turn, and finally the name of the foodie history, such perseverance is unconvincing.

Fifth, the brains of the gods are unfathomable, and the pace of exploring and eating never stops, and the future generations of foodie immortals inherit the will of their ancestors, and write "Postscript to Cooking and Fighting Soft-shelled Turtles" in imitation of "Cooking and Fighting Soft-shelled Turtles", and continue to explore the diverse ways of eating war soft-shelled turtles.

At that time, the little Chu Lingxi had a faint premonition - the combat power of the immortals was not good, but it was not easy to deal with.

It's not like she doesn't know, she is scared, she is a well-deserved little genius of the Four Realms.

Jiamu stuffed the spoon into the bean sprouts' hand: "This is stewed ibis soup, drink it all in one go." ”

Chu Lingxi, who was watching from the sidelines, snorted, covered his nose and said in a sarcastic tone: "Devil, you are really considerate, bitter, astringent and smelly soup, but you can't swallow it if you change your breath." ”

The oint is a bird with red feathers and a green beak and a long blue tail, the appearance is fancy and exaggerated, the meat is bitter and dry, and there is a strange smell that is slightly refreshing and refreshing.

Liu Ya had read about this unnatural bird in the book, and she had the urge to vomit when she smelled the soup, and hurriedly pushed the porcelain bowl back in front of the devil: "I'm not stupid enough to eat the ibis." ”

Jia Mu gave up his life to accompany the gentleman, picked up another bowl, and was quite heroic and righteous: "I'll do it first for respect!"

Liu Ya was embarrassed not to drink, pinched her nose and swallowed, and then the two of them turned around and retched in unison.

After the brain tonic meal came to an end for the time being, Jia Mu conjured up a small and delicate purple gold gourd from his sleeve, and poured out a crystal clear pill from it: "After eating, a jade dew Peiyuan Dan will help to nourish qi and blood, and improve internal strength." ”

"I can't help it, this pill is enough to buy a big mansion in the world!"

The willow bud head swings like a rattle, she has been in the mortal pill division to do miscellaneous, has not enjoyed the blessing but has seen the world, knows that the jade dew Pei Yuan Dan is a superior elixir, need to be introduced with purple fairy Ganoderma lucidum, supplemented by bergamot, saffron, cordyceps, heavenly horses, seahorses and deer antler velvet, through the immortal red true fire refining 7749 days to become a pill, exclusively for the royal family and nobles to use tonic.

Jia Mu directly stuffed the pill into her mouth, full of anger: "The most important thing our sect lacks is money, you can eat it vigorously, and the master can afford it." ”

In the afternoon, you need to practice the cold spell, Twilight Pavilion was originally waiting for Liu Ya with a smile and a spring breeze, but unexpectedly, when he saw the demon coming together, the corners of his lips immediately drooped, and he asked unceremoniously: "What do you want to make trouble?"

"I am here not only to supervise the studies of Bean Sprouts, but more importantly to supervise your teaching. ”

Jia Mu's tone was louder than that of Ruoshui Immortal, who was in charge of Hua Xu, and suddenly his brows furrowed, and when he got closer, he suddenly became angry-

"Knowing that you want to teach willow bud spells, and you're in the mood to drink secretly, can you have a bit of ethics as a teacher!"

Twilight Pavilion was inexplicably taught a lesson, and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and after returning to his senses, he crossed his waist and scolded: "Two days ago, he pestered me to beg for wine, and in the blink of an eye, he said that he would change his face, but if there is a peanut, you will not be drunk for three days, and you will be bold enough to drink in front of me!"

Jiamu put down the butcher's knife and became a Buddha on the spot, and preached: "I have changed my ways, and I hope you can also turn back as a prodigal son." ”

Dusk Ting waved his sleeves and gave an eviction order: "Go back to you big-headed ghost! If you are sick, go to the Immortal Hospital for treatment, why are you crazy when you come to me!"

Liu Ya stopped the crazy demon: "How can you be so rude to the spirit fairy!"

Jia Mu has a reason: "My bad habits of eating, drinking, and merrymaking are all due to him, but I can't let you fall into the same pit as me." ”

Twilight Ting angrily turned over the old accounts: "Obviously, you follow me like a lewd ass and beg me all day long..."

Jia Mu interrupted: "The past is unbearable, we are both embarrassed to tell it, please get straight to the point, every inch of time is gold, my time and Liu Ya are quite precious." ”