Chapter 106: The Helplessness of the Earth Chung
"Peach, this is Peach!" As soon as the box was opened, a sweet fragrance immediately wafted out, as if it was going to hook out people's intestines. As soon as Huang Feng smelled the fragrance, he immediately turned his little head over and shouted in shock.
"Is this the peach?"
Liu can see that there are three peaches neatly placed in the box, as big as a fist, the pink is extremely cute, and the top is crystal with dew, as if it has just been picked from the peach orchard, which is very attractive.
"That's right, this is the peach! After the Three Holy Ladies came back from heaven, I saw it once! That's the smell, absolutely right!" Huang Feng hurriedly roared: "Bring it quickly, one of them is mine." ”
"This is given to me by Yang Chan, how can I have your share!" Liu Neng saw Huang Feng's anxious appearance and hurriedly closed the box.
"If there are three peaches in this, there must be one of me. You count it yourself, you one, one white-haired mouse, and the third one is not for me, who else will it be given to!"
"That's not right!" Liu Neng smiled: "This peach is obviously for my unborn child, you don't prepare a gift as an elder, and you're embarrassed to grab something to eat with him!"
"That white-haired mouse is pregnant!" Huang Feng screamed.
"That's right!Yong'er is pregnant!" Liu Neng snickered.
"You're so capable!" Huang Feng praised with a thumbs up.
"What is this called! What is capability!" One sentence almost didn't make Liu Neng angry, and he was about to teach Huang Feng a lesson, when he lowered his head again in frustration: "Give it to him! Give it to him! I, who is a teacher, how embarrassed to grab something to eat with a child!"
It's really three days gone, impressive. Liu Neng looked at the old monster Huang Feng strangely, no matter where he looked at it, he couldn't see that he seemed to have such a high level of consciousness.
Sure enough, Huang Feng's next sentence immediately exposed his real surname: "In order to let that white-haired mouse obediently call me master, Lao Tzu let it go, anyway, my fire is more than 400 years old?"
Huang Feng then came over affectionately and said, "I dare to guarantee that Yang Chan's little girl is heartbroken." As long as the master and I pass you a few tricks, when you see her again, you will do the same, and promise to make her embarrassed and obediently dedicate herself to begging for pleasure. When the time comes, you want to eat peaches, don't you have them?"
"You're still an old bachelor, and you dare to teach me. Liu Neng scolded with a smile.
"Who said I was a single!" Huang Feng jumped to his feet and scolded: "I think that when Lao Tzu was at the foot of Lingshan Mountain, that white-haired mouse ......"
"What's the matter! what's wrong with that white-haired mouse?" Liu Neng asked murderously.
"It's okay!" Huang Feng hurriedly waved his hand: "I want to say that the white-haired mouse was quite edible back then, and it is estimated that after becoming pregnant, it will be even more edible." You have to prepare something delicious for her, and you have to prepare at least two strong men every day. ”
After that, Huang Feng looked Liu Neng up and down again: "If it is your physique, it is estimated that there will be at least four of them to be enough for her to eat!"
"Can't you eat anything else?" Liu Neng scolded angrily.
"It's good to eat people, it's fat and greasy, you haven't eaten it, as long as you have eaten it, you will never forget it!" Huang Feng recalled.
“......”
Liu Neng and Huang Feng were simply unable to communicate, and at this time, the sky was bright, and he was anxious, and he didn't want to waste any more time, so he dripped a drop of blood on the pink lotus platform according to Huang Feng's instructions.
Blood dripped down, and Liu Neng immediately had a subtle connection with the lotus platform, and also learned the information of this lotus platform.
This lotus platform was originally produced in the Jade Emperor's Imperial Garden, a colorful golden lotus, which was a gift from the Jade Emperor to Yang Chan. But Yang Chan had a Baolian lamp to protect herself, so she never used it until she met Liu Neng, and then she remembered this thing. When he was separated from Liu Neng and returned to the heavenly court, he asked someone to refine the colorful golden lotus into a lotus platform, and planned to send it to Monk Liu to protect himself. But he didn't expect to find Monk Liu Da, so this lotus platform was always in Yang Chan's hands. A few months ago, after Yang Chan learned what happened between Liu Neng and Diyong, she was quite angry, and used the Baolian lamp to extract the remaining four colors of the colorful lotus platform, and the lotus platform became pink.
"The lotus platform that is so windy is just worthy of you as a flower monk!" Seeing Liu Neng driving the lotus platform, Huang Feng exclaimed. When he saw Liu Neng's anger, he hurriedly waved his hand and said: "The latter sentence is not what I said, it was overheard by the Three Holy Mothers when they used the Baolian lamp to extract the four colors of the lotus platform. ”
"I don't have time to talk nonsense with you, hurry up, we still have to hurry!" Liu Neng screamed angrily, he was afraid that after he and Huang Feng said a few more words, he would be angry to death.
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The palace of the king of the bhikshus, with red walls and yellow tiles, and even the ground is paved with bluestone, which is extremely smooth.
The Agarwood Hall is the third most famous hall in the country of bhikshus, and it is also the place where the state banquet is held.
That night, outside the Agarwood Palace, twelve huge incense burners lit the best dragon incense early, and the fragrance was ethereal, gathering in the air to form auspicious clouds.
In the splendid hall, there are dozens of seats, and all the civil and military officers sit neatly according to the order of their seats. The most obvious is a jade platform facing south, on which there are only two seats, and two people sit behind the seats.
The person on the left was wearing a bright yellow dragon robe, about forty years old, with a square face, and he was extremely majestic. The person on the right seat is a woman dressed in green, born bewitching and colorful, looking like a spring flower.
The whole hall is staggered, and the atmosphere is peaceful and warm. There was a great deal of happiness between the civil and military officials and the bhikshu king, and from time to time officials came forward to toast and congratulate the king for eternity.
Things are the same as Di Chung and Qinghua Zhenren imagined, the king of the bhikshu country is really a lustful person. Tsinghua Zhenren pretended to be a righteous daughter, willing to dedicate herself to the king and seek wealth. As soon as the king saw the beauty, he was immediately attracted to the soul, but he hastily asked the origin of the two, and hurriedly ordered a banquet to be held in the agarwood hall to celebrate the two of them.
The civil and military officials congratulated one after another, saying harmonious and stable greetings. The king's interest was very high, and he drank the wine with the beauty of the earth, almost to the point of dryness.
Like a puppet, he lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking. Although she has not yet been sealed, being able to sit on the jade platform has already revealed her identity. Unless those civil and military officials are blind, they will toast her. But even so, Di Yong sat there and felt extremely uncomfortable. Because every word that came to her ears was hypocritical, and the appearance of the king beside her made her even more disgusting.
She couldn't help hating herself, why did her head get hot and agreed to enter the palace. Then I remembered her bet with Di Chan, can that flower monk really come back?
This choice was made by herself, of course she would not regret it, and she would never regret it, anyway, the flower monk only had the fairy in the sky in her heart, she was just a demon girl, a demon girl who ate people for a living, and was mad.
The ground is restless, the heart is in turmoil, and there is nothing to be done. can only listen to the unnutritious nonsense of the people around him with a reserved smile.
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