Chapter 101: Joining the Alliance
Yang Ping walked up to Fiassos, his scorching gaze as if lava was directly on her watery eyes, and said seriously: "I am the head of the envoy of the Earth Federation, my contemptible surname is Yang Mingping, I am just eighteen years old this year, may I ask the name of the young lady?"
Yang He frantically slandered his eldest brother behind him: "Fuck, he's only eighteen years old? Isn't that Lao Tzu just over sixteen years old? Fuck, disgusting? Damn, people can understand Chinese, damn, the old fooled him?" Long Madness rolled his eyes, forcibly restraining his urge to rush up and beat Yang Ping wildly. Long Feng obediently looked like a good baby, standing next to him and snickering.
Fiassos looked at him with some doubts and asked Yang Ping in fluent Chinese: "According to the information transmitted back, your regimental commander is an officer named Long Feng, and his military rank is equivalent to the second-degree marshal of our alliance, and you, it seems that you are not, right?"
Evil energy ripples surged up on Yang Ping's body, and he forced Fiathos back to the question below, and said seriously: "That's right, although I am only a lieutenant general, but I am an officer directly under the command of the Supreme Council Intelligence Headquarters, and my power is much greater than that of Long Feng." Full of admiration, enough to make the woman's heart turbulent, the gaze slowly scanned Fiathos's body.
Seeing this strange scene, Mr. Regiment Commander hurriedly came up to play a round: "Haha, these questions are trivial, let's go to the headquarters according to the established procedures, and then discuss the matter of the Earth Federation joining the alliance, haha...... This, this way, please, this way, please. ”
After saying this, Mr. Captain said softly to Yang Ping: "According to the timekeeping method of your earth, Miss Fiassos is 1,234 years old this year, what about this...... Well, well, think for yourself. ”
Yang Ping's face immediately turned into a fresh bitter gourd color, and the three unvirtuous guys behind him walked into Fiassos's flying machine with a sneer, and they didn't look at Yang Ping with any pity. Yang Ping quickly flashed into the cabin of the spaceship, and the strong brainwave was infused into the minds of Long Feng and the others, and he swore seriously: "No matter how old she is this year, but I scanned her body just now, and it is about the same as the physiological condition of a sixteen-year-old girl on our earth, Lao Tzu just wants to soak her, do you have any opinions?"
Seeing Yang Ping's vicious face, the three of them wisely shook their heads together. Long Feng simply opened the confidential information box he carried with him, and began to flip through a series of documents from the Earth Federation requesting to join. Fiasos was probably frightened by Yang Ping, and didn't know where to hide, only Mr. Chief, who was holding a wine bottle and smelling the wine, muttered beside him: "Well, Fiasos's family is a very ancient and noble noble family in the alliance, and they also care about certain things, this, you also know, that is, the views of your earthlings." ”
Yang Ping Yang He sneered: "What do you think?" Yang Ping muttered secretly in his heart: "Lao Tzu don't marry her, Lao Tzu's wife died four hundred years ago, can't you find a little lover? Damn, make Lao Tzu angry, none of the women of that bullshit family will let go, and all the men will be killed." ”
Mr. Regiment Commander changed the subject and said: "If you ask to join, there is generally no problem, as long as you agree to fulfill certain alliance obligations." Well, the liquidity at the Alliance Headquarters has not been very good lately, and if you are willing to provide some assistance, it will also be good for you to gain the goodwill of the headquarters. ”
The four of them glanced at each other and smiled knowingly.
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Ten days later, the high-level regular meeting of the alliance opened, and Yang Ping and the four of them also attended the meeting.
In the past ten days, Yang Ping disturbed Fiasso so much that he almost cried, and some guys who were ready to protect the flowers were ready to rely on force to teach Yang Ping a lesson, but after Long Feng swept away their 10,000-strong guards alone, these blind guys all ran as far away as they went. Helpless, Fiassos could only reluctantly accept the fact that Yang Ping haunted her every day and occasionally ate some small tofu. In fact, Yang Ping can be said to be an absolutely handsome man, although he is a little evil, he can still touch the heart of a female surname like Fiassos who is not very experienced.
At this moment, Yang Ping was sitting in the last row, holding Fiassos's hand in his hand and smiling fiercely, while Yang He, Long Mania, and Long Feng sat in the front position, and Mr. Regiment Commander was suspended on the table next to them, and from time to time he dipped his fingers in some wine and secretly put it in his mouth to suck it.
The conference hall was a strange building, like a cylinder, with a curved structure at the bottom, more than a hundred circles of seats densely arranged, and countless boxes on the walls of the cylinder, in which some of the most important people or special delegates were present.
The alliance is a little too big, so there are countless affairs that need to be resolved at this supreme meeting, which is nothing more than two allies fighting each other for a planet, some allies quarreling over tax benefits, and so on.
The meeting lasted for three days, and it was not until the end that the father of the head of the regiment, a person of the rank of a prince of earth in their kingdom, who was also the ambassador of their kingdom to the headquarters of the alliance, proposed that the Earth Federation join the alliance. Immediately, the venue, which had been arguing about the topic in front of it, suddenly quieted down, and countless eyes were cast on Long Feng and the other four. Originally, many delegates thought that Long Feng was a compatriot of Fiassos, but they didn't expect that they were actually representatives of a federal state in such a distant dimension.
The executive chairman of the Supreme Council of the Alliance was a strange-looking old guy with blackened body, shriveled skin, and blood-red teeth, and he couldn't tell his surname, and said in a dry voice: "Earth Federation? ”
Long Feng's heart immediately surged with a murderous aura: "Fuck, we've been here for more than ten days, so you don't even bother to pay attention to our basic materials? When you guys are really powerful? If it weren't for pulling you into our chariot, we wouldn't bother to pay attention to you." ”
Yang Ping's divine mind quickly scanned the millions of delegates in this conference hall, and found very maliciously that any one of the four people could kill all these delegates in three seconds, and he smiled coldly.
Fiassos stood up and said loudly, "The Earth Federation is very far away from us, and the space they are in is in the center of the Thor and Mora nations that are now engaged in a great war. "The meeting room immediately boiled the pot, as long as it is a member of the alliance, who does not know how cruel and fierce the war between the Thor and the Moro people was?
Fiassos continued, "The Earth Federation, according to their own information, has a written history of five thousand years, which is fifty years of our standard year. Civilization...... degree" Before she could finish speaking, almost all the delegates booed, and some of the more vicious guys had already begun to attack: "What is their civilization? Fifty standard years? Do you want to tell us that they still use the most primitive metal tools? Hahahaha, do they still rely on physical strength to capture their prey?"
The words of these attacks reached the ears of the four earthlings very fluently through the language translator, Long Feng stood up, crushed the microphone in front of him with one hand, and the powerful internal force spread his cold tone throughout the entire venue: "Probably you will continue to work with physical strength after five thousand years of development, right?" We admit that we are inferior to you in some ways, but five hundred years ago, no, no, no, five standard years ago for you, we developed the ability to travel the stars on our own, and we have mastered the basic space jumping technology...... Excuse me, what have you done in 50 standard years?"
The whole room was dumbfounded, and no representative of any race could still speak.
Long Feng sneered: "As for now, we have more than two billion warships of the Thor, a huge war fortress, oh, that is, there are thirteen large metal artificial planets that are fully armed, countless small warships and attack aircraft, we have all the information of all the Thors and many other advanced civilizations, we have digested 30% of them, and our war capability is only above you." ”
Countless delegates swallowed a mouthful of spit in unison, and no one dared to make a sound again.
Long Feng sat down proudly, Yang He stood up, and said coldly: "We came to your alliance for the purpose of making more friends, we are not here to ask you for something, the purpose of our coming is for friendship." A race that develops in isolation can never reach the pinnacle of evolution. ”
Yang Ping said abruptly: "Of course, you can mistake us for begging from you...... However, we originally intended to transfer the scientific and technological information of the Thor people in our possession to you, and strive to achieve a leap in the evolution of cosmic civilization, but unfortunately, since you don't appreciate it, then ...... Well, we'll go back right away. Of course, Mr. Chief's country can get 50% of our information free of charge, because we are friends. Yang Pingshun pointed his finger at Mr. Commander, who was drinking alcohol.
Immediately, hundreds of voices screamed, and then cheered, and the compatriots of Mr. Commander went crazy with joy. According to the information from the front, all the members of the alliance know that the technology of the Thor is actually far beyond their imagination, and the strongest of these countries is only comparable to the race of the Flying Wings, and it is impossible to compare with the Thor in the slightest.
The entire venue soared, and countless voices roared: "No, you Fer can't do this, we are all allies, we must get the technology of the Thor people, we demand the same treatment." Earthlings are also our friends, and we demand the same in return. ”
More voices roared: "Let the Earth Federation join the allies and become a full member ......"
A sharp voice roared: "Earthlings are qualified to become our high-level members, and we support them with all our might, and earthlings can become our high-level members." ”
Immediately, countless voices learned: "We also support, our ×××× race, ×××× country, and ×××× satellite support the Earth Federation to become a high-level member and enjoy all the benefits of a high-level member." ”
The representatives of the hundred member states of the Presidium of the Supreme Council looked at each other and immediately shouted: "No, the Earth Federation can become a member of our Presidium, they can directly become a member of our Presidium. One hundred of our most powerful alliance countries all supported this proposal. ”
The four earthlings watched in amazement as these alien races competed with each other for the technical information of the Thor, without any regard for their own face. Hehe, the 100 member countries of the Presidium of the Supreme Council actually let the Earth Federation directly join the delegation? What a good proposal, what a good idea.
The head of the delegation began to frenzy: "My God, let you go directly to the presidium of the Supreme Council? How is it possible, the latest presidium members all joined 1.5 million standard years ago, and the oldest ones joined tens of millions of standard years ago, and they are crazy, they are all crazy. ”
When Long Feng heard this, he stood up, pulled his skin with a smile and said, "Well, thank you for your kindness, so I will first disclose what is in the technology of the Thor people." In fact, there is nothing left, we earthlings prefer war, so the most important thing we study is war, and the most powerful one is the space-time blockade, which can completely make a space fall into the absolute solidification of time and space...... Hahahaha, I don't know what you think of this kind of information? Of course, this information is nothing in the civilization of the Thor. ”
The venue suddenly became silent, and a pin landing on the ground could be clearly heard by millions of people. Gradually, countless heavy gasps sounded slowly, and then, the representatives of the member states of the Presidium of the Supreme Council jumped up and rushed towards Long Feng, their eyes exuding infinite enthusiasm: "Dear friends, our country is willing to sign a permanent alliance agreement with you, let's sign the highest binding covenant now......"
Those who are not members of the presidium began to jump down from the private room more than ten meters high, of course, in the higher private room, those representatives did not dare to risk their lives to jump down and pull closer, so countless strange-shaped heads stretched out from the private room, pointing at the representatives below and roaring: "Shameless, indecent, despicable, no righteousness......
Long Fengliu showed a weasel-like smile, as if countless chickens were running towards him, he nodded and said: "Very good, very good, our Earth Federation is willing to become allies with more partners, this, don't worry, these information, everyone has a share, of course, according to the degree of intimacy with us, we will provide some additional information, hehe, intimacy, intimacy......"
A cold flow of spiritual energy swept across the entire venue, and Yang Ping, who was almost buried, became angry, black flames erupted from his body, slowly levitating into the air, and said viciously: "Go back to your seats." We are the first to negotiate with the members of the Presidium, and then with the other countries, what are you anxious about?"
Immediately, the representatives of the members of the Bureau were relieved, they breathed a sigh of relief, and returned to their places with a smile. The other strange-shaped representatives were as depressed as if they had died of their mother, and they didn't know what to complain about, and they quickly ran back to their seats under Yang Ping's powerful power.
The executive chairman of this meeting showed the brightest smile of his life: "Dear friends of the Earth Federation, I am the Marquis of Fiat of the Linster Empire, and I welcome you to join our alliance, and at the same time welcome you to become the best ally of our Linster Empire. Please submit your application documents for membership, and we will complete the formalities immediately. ”
Long Feng smiled dumbly and handed over the file box. Fiat hurriedly gathered a group of officials and began to review the legal surnames of these documents, and the head of the regiment also ran up to take the oath and testify. So, in half an hour, all the formalities were completed, and the Earth Federation had become a member of the Supreme Presidium of this alliance.
Those documents were sent back, along with the Covenant of the 10 Member States that had a rotating Executive Chairmanship. Long Feng grinned irresponsibly and signed these covenants with them, and at the same time generously handed the ten crystal disks to their representatives. Look at the virtues of these representatives, these crystal disks seem to have become treasures that melt when they see the wind, and they are carefully packed into various containers one by one.
The dragon madness kindly reminded them: "Everyone, the storage format of these crystal disks is carried out according to the habits of our earth, it is a binary encoding system, do you need us to provide a decoder?"
The ten representatives shook their heads again and again with a smile on their faces: "No, no, no special decoder, just tell us your coding principle, it's okay, hehe, hehe." After saying that, they immediately said something to the clansmen behind them, and their clansmen hurriedly ran out.
Long Feng keenly saw the eyes of countless representatives full of jealousy, envy, and murderous eyes, and he said with a smile: "We are also going to provide a document for all allies to study, haha, please don't worry." Immediately, those eyes turned into infinite anticipation and inexplicable looks, and I don't know what conspiracy is still circling.
Yang He grinned: "This, the information we carried this time is only one-tenth of all the civilizations of the Thor, and the crystal disk of the rest of the data is being produced." As you know, it takes a lot of time for us to decipher their data in the face of such a glorious civilization, so we call on the best scientists and technologists of the allies to go to Earth with us to carry out the analysis of the Thor civilization. After all, if the smallest punctuation mark is mistranslated, the consequences will be catastrophic. ”
Yang Ping almost laughed: "This brother of his own is really nonsense, all the information given by the Sol people is described in Chinese, of course, their original data backup is also available, hehe, let these scientific and technological personnel go to the brain." The team they lead must be high-level leaders of their own country, so it's better to let them go to the earth as hostages. ”
The executive chairman grinned and said, "That's fine, we're going to have a big ball to welcome our friends from the Earth Federation in the near future." Although there are still some specific agreements that have not been signed, the general thing has been completed, so let's take it easy. There are more than 170,000 relevant laws of the Alliance that need to be read and signed by the friends of the Earth Federation, so that your citizens can freely enter and exit the countries of the Alliance. ”
The representatives of the four earths nodded in agreement.
The meeting dissipated in a strange atmosphere, and Fiathos's father walked up for the first time, and said to Yang Ping with a smile: "Dear friends, you must have a long time to stay here, let my daughter be your guide, she has lived here for a long time, and will let you enjoy the most beautiful scenery on this planet." Glancing meaningfully, Fiassos hurried away with a strange expression.
Yang Ping grinned, and hugged Fiasos's waist, Fiasos's muscles were stiff, and she suddenly reluctantly softened her body, and gently leaned on Yang Ping's body with a smile. Yang Ping cursed in his heart: "Fuck you, do you still have to rely on the information of those big jellyfish of the Sol people?" Damn, Lao Tzu has to eat you with your heart, and then kick you away, you know how powerful Lao Tzu is...... Damn, love, love is to be played with. "Sure enough, it's a hooligan.
Countless representatives passed in front of Long Feng, and they all smiled and showed the kindest smile of their own race, but seeing something like a giant earthworm opening their mouths with countless sharp teeth at you, I'm afraid you will definitely not be happy, right? At least Long Feng was already in a cold sweat, especially the female surname representatives of some strange races unabashedly revealed their good feelings for Long Feng, and almost made Long Feng vomit.
The executive chairman and other ten representatives who had already obtained the 10% of the information approached Long Feng and said with a smile: "Our ten countries are the most powerful and prestigious countries in the alliance, we will invite you to a banquet in advance, and please appreciate your face......" Long Feng hurriedly agreed, and the pigs knew what the idea was in the minds of these guys.
Walking out of the venue, Long Feng and the others were stunned, more than 200,000 heavily armed warriors of all ethnic groups stood in the square outside the venue, and about a million large warships densely covered the entire sky.
The executive chairman said helplessly: "Well, we have just asked the top leaders of our respective countries, and they have asked us to protect the security of our data, so, hehe...... Let's go back to our capital to report this time, and then we'll let you know when we've decided on the time of the banquet, okay?"
The four of them naturally agreed with smiles on their faces......
After returning to their station, Long Mad , Yang Ping, and Yang He unabashedly expressed their contempt for these races: "Fuck, it's just a group of villains who can't see any interests, and the little hooligans of our earth still pay attention to their own face problems, they don't want any face at all. ”
Everyone laughed wildly......
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