Chapter 33: Disaster from the Sky

Since escaping from Skull Mountain, he has found Gou Cuicui...... All the way to the south and the north, Jiang Ming did not stop for a moment......

He was tired, lying on the couch where the old leather used to lie and fell asleep, but he was not worried that Huang Ya would turn against the water, because they had established trust with each other, and besides, Napizi was still counting on Jiang Ming to avenge it.

He had a strange dream in which he dreamed of himself..... Stand on the beacon tower of the Wild Great Wall and accept the worship of the beasts.

Between the broken bricks and broken walls, densely packed with small animals, there are foxes, rabbits, snakes, cats and dogs, etc., the old skin seems to be his own henchman, inheriting the Son of Heaven, and commanding hundreds of officials, leading the ministers to Jiang Ming to bow three times and knock nine times, long live the mountain, long live, long live!

Among the courtiers, Jiang Ming saw Brother Qiang, Nanyuan, Fat Orange, King Kong Lao Liu and other of his brothers again, they were standing in the front row, all of them were excited, excited, and shouting..... Reward!

"Feng! Heihuaqiang, General Fuyuan, first-class duke, plus the title of prince and princess......"

"Feng!Nanyuan King, General Jianwei, First Class Marquis, and ...... Admiral of the Nine Gates"

"Seal! Fat orange, the head of the household book, in charge of the world's money and grain ......."

The old skin recited Jiang Ming's holy decree with great care, and these brothers in the past all accepted the emperor's grace one by one and were grateful...... Inside and outside the Great Wall, there are cheers and cheers everywhere!

At this time, the white clouds in the sky suddenly changed, like a high-speed camera lens slowing down, from a loose and unprovoked state, quickly ...... It has become a canine with different postures, and when you look closely, it turns out to be one fox after another!

Jiang Ming was shocked! But when he saw those "foxes," they were like burning clouds, and under the sunlight, they were bright red like blood....... One by one, they pounced on themselves, as if they were going to eat themselves!

"Escort!" cried the old man in horror.

The beasts did not listen to its command at all, as if they had seen a terrible demon, and they ran and fled!

In an instant, the red clouds rolled over, crushing the city and wanted to destroy it...... Everything was covered by the package, but I saw that the beast generals and beast soldiers who had been infected by the fox's red cloud froze and stagnated, turning into a lump of lifelike jujube wood carvings!

"Your Majesty, run away!" the old man screamed with exhaustion, Jiang Ming wanted to hide, but the beacon tower was also full of red clouds, he felt that his limbs were numb, he couldn't move, and he also turned into a piece of bright red wood!

What's even more terrifying is that the lignification process spreads to the choking throat, and it can't breathe..... I can't even make a sound!

......

"Ahem, ahem... Sneer....... "In extreme pain, Jiang Ming woke up from the nightmare, opened his eyes, and a human face full of flesh came into view, looking at him with a fierce smile.

His mind went blank, he didn't know what was going on, and he found himself bound by ropes, his mouth covered in tape and rubber bands, and he couldn't make any sound!

What's going on? Who is this man in front of you? Why is he arresting himself? What is Huang Ya? Where is it?

Naturally, the man didn't explain anything, picked him up, put him in a canvas bag, and then strode out of the Land Temple!

Jiang Ming, who was in the dark, was full of confusion, and it was already dark outside...... I slept in the dark, and I don't know how long I had been dreaming about spring and autumn?

Is Huang Ya dead? This man ..... What is the dirty thing that has changed? Jiang Ming had 10,000 confusions and confusion in his mind, and fate ..... It's like a boat in the sea, and you don't know where to take yourself?

I can't move, I can't make a sound, I can't give any spells in vain, and what's even more immoral is that the man binds his mouth with that kind of thick leather band, like the kind of crab claws tied in the wholesale department of aquatic products....... Le's Jiang Ming's brain was bloodless, and the buzzing and faint labor pains really seemed to have turned into a lump of wood!

Jiang Ming is incredible, this doesn't make sense! Not to mention the clever cat, even a drunk person, who is tied up with a rubber band and strangled by others with a rope, will not have no reaction at all.....? Once you fall asleep, you will be like a dead cat, and you have to wake up from the pain of someone else's woe?

However...... This world is so cruel and objective, when the disaster comes, I don't need to give you any explanation, Jiang Ming was carried by this man, got into the car, and after the car started, he was dusty all the way, and he didn't know where to go?

He was thinking that he could keep his mouth shut, it seemed ...... If you have a clear understanding of your own means, who will it be.....? Is it the woodcarved fox? controlling the "Lili KTV Boss No. 2", came to kill himself?

But..... How does it know where it is? The old mouse's dying words echoed in Jiang Ming's mind again: Hurry up and run, how far can you run...... Go back, what do you want to eat, what do you want to drink?

The appearance of the eldest sister's tragic death "appeared" in front of him again, and he couldn't imagine waiting for his ..... What a tragic ending it will be.

About 20 minutes later, the car stopped, and the man got out of the car with Jiang Ming in tow, and then there was a knock on the iron door.

"Bang bang bang....... Bang bang bang!"

After knocking for about 2-3 minutes, there was a response from the courtyard: "Who?"

"Lao Li! It's me! Da Gui'er, open the door!"

"Oooh... Village Chief, wait a minute......."

After another ten seconds, the creaking iron door opened, and the man inside asked in surprise: "Village chief, is there something wrong with this late hour?"

The man who was carrying Jiang Ming said, "Of course there's something, do you want to make money?"

"Make money?" the man surnamed Li was puzzled.

"Hehe, ten miles and eight towns, your roast chicken is the most delicious, now I need your help, make me a copy immediately, 5,000 yuan!" said the village chief named Da Gui'er.

"Eh, how can you use so much? A roast chicken is up to 50 yuan, and there is a ready-made one at home, just out of the pot, it is cooling down, ready to sell it early tomorrow morning, eat it now, it tastes the best......." Lao Li explained with a smile.

"Ahem, I didn't finish my sentence," Da Gui'er coughed and continued: "What I want is not roast chicken, but for you to help me make a roast cat!"

"What??," Lao Li was stunned again.

"That's right! Burn the cat, how to do it..... It's still according to the process and recipe of roast chicken, but there is one point, don't disembowel, customers like to eat ....... without bloodletting," Da Gui'er explained.

"It's... This....... Village Chief, I won't do it by burning cats?" Lao Li didn't know what tricks the village chief was going to do.

"Eh!" "The big nobleman with a face full of meat pouted and said: "I said it all, according to the recipe of roast chicken, exactly the same, tell you the truth, this cat is not eaten by me, it is the county leader who wants, people just take this bite, I can tell you, whether I can be promoted to the town, it depends on people's words, you don't drop the chain for me at a critical moment......"

"This ........" Lao Li hesitated and worried for a while, and muttered in a low voice: "Then I'll try, but ..... Village chief, don't tell anyone that I made this roast cat, otherwise no one will come to me to buy roast chicken in the future. ”

"What you say is nonsense, am I that stupid?

After that, the village chief took Jiang Ming out of the canvas bag and waved to Lao Li: "Have you seen it? Have you seen a cat with three tails? It's not an ordinary cat, what the leaders eat is all good things! We haven't seen it in our lives! I will also open your eyes today!"

"Wow......." Lao Li looked at Jiang Ming in astonishment, and said with a trembling mouth: "Is there really such a cat, or is it red?"

"Hmph," Dagui sneered: "It's not the three tails that are strange, this cat can speak human words, you must be careful, this rubber band, before it dies, don't dare to untie it, otherwise..... Something is going to happen. ”

Dagui's words made Lao Li a little scared, and asked in surprise: "Village chief, ..... you It's not a rare beast, it's a monster, and I'll get retribution for killing it!"

"you, why are you talking so much nonsense! Retribution? Is the leader eating what you turtles can imagine? Poverty restricts your thinking! Speaking of retribution, don't forget that your family has a ....... family planning."

As soon as Dagui's words came to this, Lao Li immediately deflated the eggplant, and said in fear: "I'll do it, I'll do it!"

"Hmph, hurry up and boil water to remove hair, I'll wait at your house!" When I'm done, I'll rush to the county seat......." The village chief said with an arrogant face.