Seeing that Yang Yi was the king of the palace, and by the way, the prime minister was also arrested, and the civil and military ministers in the hall almost didn't believe their eyes, several civil officials looked at each other, rubbed their eyes at the same time, and one person reached out and pinched his leg fiercely, only then did he understand that it was not a dream.

Some officials howled: "Where are the golden gourd warriors? Where are the imperial guards? Why don't you protect the emperor? Are you all dead?"

There was a mess in the court, and several officials were furious, and kicked the imperial guards who were standing beside them in a daze, "A bunch of dogs who deserve death, what's the use of you?

Several guards "clanged" a few times, and fell to the ground, that is, after falling to the ground, they were still standing stiff with melons in their hands. It turned out that they had already been caught in the acupoint with a halberd when they were in Yang Yi's Golden Palace, but Yang Yi's move was too fast, but the civil and military forces in the hall didn't see it clearly.

Seeing that the guards were all on the ground, where did these officials know the advanced kung fu of acupoints, after shouting a few times, they hurriedly walked out of the temple gate and chased outside.

Yang Yi carried Shi Miyuan in his hand, and carried Song Ningzong on his horse, and walked out of the palace gate to the square, and met the imperial army who had chased after him.

The leader of the imperial army who took the lead saw Shi Miyuan, who was screaming and struggling, and the emperor sitting behind him who was dazed, trembling with fright, unable to speak, and pointed at Yang Yi and said, "You...... You are so bold! You dare to hold the emperor hostage and humiliate the prime minister! You don't want to let them go quickly!"

Yang Yi said with a smile: "How can such a good living shield be easily let go?" Don't worry, I just asked Zhao Daguan to go out to drink this time, and I will not hurt his life." ”

Yang Yi said that they could rest assured, but how many could put their minds at ease?

This kind of thing of being rushed into the palace to be the king and dragging the prime minister can be described as a strange story through the ages, and there has never been such a thing in any dynasty.

At this time, the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty also chased after him, shouting and scolding endlessly, "Bold thief, do you dare to do such a thing? Your Majesty's jade body is so noble, don't you put it down quickly, kowtow and apologize! Otherwise, be careful to punish your nine clans!" This is a show of authority.

Another official said softly: "Hero and don't be reckless, Hugh hurt Your Majesty, seeing that you are also a citizen of the Great Song Dynasty, hurting the monarch is hurting your father, it is better for you to let Your Majesty go." "It's emotional.

Another official said: "If the strong man is short of money, tens of thousands of taels of gold and silver from the treasury can be given to the strong man.

Another official said: "I look at Your Excellency's courage to win the three armies, there is Xiang Ran's bravery, it is the talent of the general, why do you want to do such a disobedient thing, as long as Your Majesty and the prime minister are released, the position of the lieutenant general in the army is waiting for the vacant position! This is Xu Zhi to the official."

Yang Yi had already drunk too much wine, and he was the most annoying and noisy, but at this moment, he was blown by the wind, and his brain was even more restless, seeing them talking in a mess, he couldn't help frowning, pulled Ning Zong to his side, pulled out a long sword and put it on his neck, and shouted: "Shut up!"

The scene suddenly quieted down, and several officials around him opened their mouths, wanting to say something, but when they saw Yang Yi's body shaking, a burst of wine smelled from him, and they were even more surprised: "This person is already drunk! Drunk people are the most difficult to communicate, so it's better to listen to him." If you provoke him, that's even worse. He didn't dare to say anything at the moment, he all looked at Yang Yi in unison, not knowing what he wanted.

Yang Yi said: "It's so difficult to invite people to eat and drink!" A clip of the horse's belly, urging the horse forward, scolded: "Noise!"

The front imperial army did not dare to stop it, and retreated one after another.

After walking a few steps, he suddenly felt an urgency to urinate, Yang Yi turned over and dismounted, stretched out his halberd around Ning Zong's neck, pulled him aside, and under the gaze of thousands of imperial soldiers, he unbuttoned his trouser waist, stood in the corner and peed, and after shivering, he laughed and said, "Shushuang!"

The onlookers were dumbfounded.

Seeing that Yang Yi got on the horse and walked forward, he was about to walk out of the palace gate after holding Ning Zong hostage, a young scholar stretched out his arm to stop Yang Yi, and shouted: "Green halberd and yellow horse, brocade clothes and sword, you are Yang Tianwang!"

Yang Yi said, "Do you recognize me?"

The white-clothed scholar said: "Except for Yang Tianwang, who is making trouble in the capital of Jinren, who in the world can break into the palace and arrest the emperor and the prime minister?

Yang Yi asked, "Who are you?"

Shizi said: "My name is Hu Xiaotian." ”

Yang Yi saw that his skin was thin and tender, and the smell of incense on his body could be smelled from afar, and he was disgusted in his heart, and said: "The name of my brother is interesting, although I want to laugh every day, but unfortunately your surname is Hu, and you can't count it after all." ”

Hu Xiaotian said: "It's always good to have a hope! Yang Tianwang wants to drink, there is a lot of imperial wine in this palace, and the skills of the imperial chef are better than that of the folk cooks, why not drink in the palace, why go out of the palace again?"

Yang Yichang said with a smile: "No matter how good you say, I can't stay today, it's better to get out of the way, otherwise Prime Minister Shi Cheng is so head-down control, and his head will explode for a while, it's none of my business." ”

The white-clothed scholar had no choice but to get out of the way, Yang Yi rode forward, and walked out of the palace in an instant, and arrived at the inn after a while.

The door of the old store of the Zhang family was open at this time, Duan Yuanqing was still lying on the table and muttering to himself, seeing Yang Yi carrying two people to his side, he raised his head and asked with a big tongue: "Yang Tianwang, who are these two friends?"

Yang Yi said: "One of these two is the emperor and the other is the prime minister, let's drink a little less lively, so I will arrest them!"

Ning Zong was already frightened stupid at this time, trembling and huddled into a ball, his upper and lower teeth grabbed each other, but when Shi Miyuan arrived at the edge of the wine table, although his head was dizzy, he no longer looked panicked and howled just now.

At this time, Duan Yuanqing was drunk, and he was not surprised when he heard this, so he stood up and said, "Two of you, please sit down, drink wine, and eat vegetables!"

Yang Yi pulled Duan Yuanqing to sit down and said: "Brother Duan said before, let the emperor pour wine, and the prime minister will serve the vegetables, this is the interesting thing in the world, and now that the emperor and the prime minister have arrived, we just have to eat and drink, and pouring wine and cloth dishes is a matter for the two of them." ”

Duan Yuanqing nodded and said, "That's right! Yang Tianwang is right!"

Yang Yi looked at Ning Zong and Shi Miyuan, and shouted, "Don't pour wine and cloth dishes yet!"

Ning Zong shuddered, tremblingly picked up the wine jug and poured two full glasses for the two of them, but his arms kept shaking, and a large piece of wine was spilled on the table. Shi Miyuan blushed and tore apart the roast chicken on the plate and distributed it in front of the two of them, and then sandwiched a few dishes into Yang Yi's bowl under Yang Yi's signal.

As soon as he entered the store, he had already seen the headless body of his son Shi Jiaye, and he was even more frightened and uneasy in his heart, wondering why the two in front of him killed their beloved son, and why they kidnapped the emperor and himself here. Seeing that both of them were drunk, they were even more afraid, so they did not dare to disobey the orders of the two at all, and poured wine and vegetables, and were extremely attentive.

Duan Yuanqing praised: "Yes, you are a person with strong eyesight! No wonder you can be the prime minister!"

Shi Miyuan was silent.

Yang Yi has always drunk to the jar, at this time it is extremely uncomfortable to drink with a wine glass, after drinking a few glasses, he threw the wine glass aside, and said to Duan Yuanqing: "It's not refreshing to drink like this, but it's still enjoyable to drink the jar." ”

When he picked up a wine jar and slapped off the mud seal and was about to drink it, Hu Xiaotian walked in front of Yang Yi with a smile, bowed down and said, "Yang Tianwang, come uninvited, and hope to forgive your sins!"

Yang Yi said: "When Lao Tzu saw you for the first time, he felt very unappetizing, as soon as you came, a smell suddenly came to his face, and a certain family couldn't drink well." , grandma!"

Hu Xiaotian didn't care, sat down directly, and said: "Yang Tianwang, I know your chivalrous name, you just killed Tartars in the north, and now that you are in the south, why do you want to treat your own people? This is not in line with your chivalrous name!"

Yang Yidao: "How can I embarrass the people of the Song Kingdom?"

Hu Xiaotian said: "If I say it, will you release the emperor and the prime minister from this store?"

Yang Yi said: "Then you can get out!"

Hu Xiaotian was stunned when he heard this, and said with a dry smile: "King Yang, it's a good thing that you kill the Tartars, but my Great Song officials are appointed by the emperor, what right do you have to kill them." There are even more wealthy people in the localities, who have been donating money and silk for the country, and have worked hard and made great achievements, so why did you kill them? As soon as they die, the local people will be in turmoil, and the displaced people will rise everywhere, and there will be countless casualties. ”

Yang Yi looked up to the sky and said with a smile: "What shocking words can I say, it turns out that bullshit is not as good!" He looked at Hu Xiaotian, "There are countless local officials who are corrupt and pervert the law, and Zhao Daguan is too lazy to take care of it, but Yang is not used to it! Killing them is just a happy heart! The local squires are rich and rich, and most of them are rich and unkind, oppressing the good, dominating the locality, and there are so many evil deeds that it is difficult to describe, so what's wrong with killing them." If they die, the place will be unstable? I think if they don't die, the place will be unstable!"

Yang Yi said loudly: "The people killed by Yang have their own ways to die, and I am confident that there has never been a wrongful killing." You are such a mediocre court, full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, how do you know the suffering of the people! Open your mouth and close your mouth to the rich squire, where do you put the people? What is not as good as bullshit!" The more he spoke, the more angry he became, he flew up and kicked Hu Xiaotian away, stretched out his fingers on the table to "sneer" a few times, wrote a few lines, and with a shock of his palm, a piece of desktop engraved with the font had left the table and flew towards Hu Xiaotian: "Send you a few words, you can get out!"

Hu Xiaotian took the wooden board, turned over and sat up, only to see a limerick poem written on the board:

Thousands of miles north to kill the golden soldiers,

Draw the sword all the way and keep going.

The dog does not know the hardships of the people's livelihood,

It's still a dog barking!