Well, even if the jade bottle accommodates ten - no, twenty students at a time, three days and one reincarnation, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, he can train nearly 2,500 students a year, which is barely equivalent to a secondary vocational school in the 21st century. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoOf course, there is no comparison with Lan Xiang.

But--yes, yes, okay--Guo Dalu was comforting himself, and at a glance he saw the corners of the mouth of the seven fairies lying on the ground swollen like a pig's head slightly curved, and immediately understood that this bitch was laughing at himself - laughing at himself for having the magic weapon of the Silent Annihilation Jade Bottle, but because he had no spiritual power, he could not use it normally, and suddenly became nameless.

Guo Dalu rolled up his sleeves and prepared to beat the seven fairies again, the seven fairies' faces changed drastically and shrunk into a ball, but soon the whole person gave up resistance, stared straight at the ceiling, limbs were paralyzed, and posed as a picture of "you fight, fight as you want", posing as a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water - she seems to have seen through, Guo Dalu doesn't seem to be going to kill her for a while, so since she is afraid, fearful, begging, angry, useless, just lie down and be hammered - you Guo Dalu beat me, and your hands hurt.

The Seven Fairies are from one extreme, to the other, it turns out that she is a fairy admired by thousands of people and envied by everyone, mortals are like mud at her feet, but now, she has become a rotten bitch in Guo Dalu's mouth, and she is the real mud, so she simply gave up on herself, and she didn't take any torture and humiliation of Guo Dalu to heart.

The appearance of the Seven Fairies makes Guo Dalu feel bored, if she struggles and cries, then Guo Dalu still has that meaning to beat her, and now beating her is like beating a piece of cold pork, which is extremely boring.

Guo Dalu's eyes rolled, and he suddenly thought of an alternative way to torture people, he smiled weirdly, the power of merit urged genes, and a fluffy tail came out from behind his buttocks, and the seven fairies looked at Guo Dalu's changes expressionlessly, no matter how exaggerated Guo Dalu's mutation was, she had also seen it, what could a tail do with herself?

Suddenly, Guo Dalu leaned over, grabbed the feet and necks of the seven fairies, and then neatly took off her shoes and socks, the seven fairies were covered with bruises, but this jade foot was intact, still small and exquisite, the seven fairies were startled, and their feet shrank: "What do you want to do?"

Where did Guo Dalu allow her to escape, his hands were like iron tongs, holding the feet of the seven fairies tightly, his tail stretched, and he gently stroked the feet of the seven fairies.

Guo Dalu is actually tickling the Seven Fairies!

The Seven Fairies have never played a game of tickling with her since she was a child, and at first, she laughed out loud very naturally, but the itching from her heart almost penetrated into her heart, and she went from a crisp laugh, to a wild laugh, from a wild laugh to a shrill laugh, and a shrill laugh to a scream, and later, it was impossible to tell whether it was screaming or squealing, and sometimes it was mixed with a few screams, but soon the whole person convulsed--

Guo Dalu retracted his tail and nodded with satisfaction, because the Seven Fairies at this time didn't need to tickle her with their tails at all, and still reflexively giggled, Guo Dalu leaned down and whispered in the ear of the Seven Fairies: "Bitch, it's not cool, Lao Tzu has the means, so that you can't survive, you can't die!"

The seven fairies were full of snot and tears, the corners of their mouths were foaming at the mouth, the muscles on their faces were twisted and turned into a ball, only the depths of the pupils of their eyes left a trace of hatred for Guo Dalu, but soon, that hatred turned into fear, outright fear, she realized for the first time that as a mortal, how helpless she was, it seemed that she was born to bear all the suffering!

Guo Dalu swirled in the jade bottle, but unfortunately, such a wonderful space magic weapon can only be used as a classroom for the time being--if it was placed in the past, he could also ask Lin Yuanchen or Lin Meiniang to help, this fairy and a female ghost, some are spiritual power.

It's a pity that when Bai Suzhen was teleported to the 21st century last time, all the people's spiritual power and merit power were consumed, if you ask Yu Qing or Lou Cen Zhi and Fan Chongzi to help--Guo Dalu immediately shook his head, the news that this jade bottle of silence is in his hands must not be spread, otherwise, it will be known by the Queen Mother of the West, it is really called self-defeating.

Guo Dalu visually inspected the jade bottle, well, the problem of eating and drinking Lazar, he may go to Fan Chongzi of Tianyi Pavilion, and with the friendship of helping him refine the Guizhen Pill, he will ask for some Gu Dan - alas, no, the Guizhen Pill finally came to his own hands and let Bai Suzhen take it, if he used this as an excuse to pit Fan Chongzi again, then he would be too shameless. Well, there is, I have planted a lot of kudzu grass in the land of Yin County now, and after receiving the kudzu herb pill, I can just find other cultivators to exchange some Gu Dan.

Solve the problems of eating, drinking, and Lazar, the students of Yixue only need to read in the jade bottle, sleep is done, sleep is simple, the jade bottle is warm as spring, the four seasons are the same, with a thin blanket, fall to the ground and sleep, the table is not placed, it takes up too much space, just get a chair with a small table, and then put on the TV teaching equipment, yes, a crash course will live.

Guo Dalu is now like an arrow, and he can't return to Houlong Village immediately, so he stuffs batches of students into this jade bottle, this day is a year, the earlier the class starts, the sooner he gets excellent talents.

Guo Dalu couldn't wait any longer, turned his head and asked the Seven Fairies who were breathing a little: "How can I leave the jade bottle and come back?"

The Seven Fairies are now as honest as a female dog, if there is a tail, they will definitely flatter Guo Dalu non-stop, she said quickly: "After losing my control, the Silence Jade Bottle has already recognized you as the master, you can get out of the bottle as long as your mind moves, and if your mind moves again, you can return to the bottle--"

Before the Seven Fairies could speak, Guo Dalu had disappeared into the jade bottle, and after the Seven Fairies confirmed that Guo Dalu had left, they breathed a long sigh of relief, this devil was finally gone, and he could barely breathe for a moment, otherwise, I don't know what means he would use to torture himself--Hey, wait--no! He, he didn't leave himself anything to eat!

Before the Seven Fairies came out of the Jade Bottle of Silence, she didn't need to think about diet at all, because she no longer needed mortal food and drink when she was a child, but now, she is a mortal! Mortals have to eat and drink Lazar, Guo Dalu is leaving, God knows when she will be able to come back! You know, one day in a bottle in the mortal world sounds very romantic, but if you really want to talk about it in detail, Guo Dalu spent an hour in the mortal world, then he spent a month in the jade bottle! Guo Dalu chatted with people casually in the mortal world for a few days, and he had to starve all day long in the jade bottle!

The Seven Fairies pounced on the bottle like crazy: "Don't go! Come back! Guo Dalu! You bastard! Dog! I'll die! I'll starve to death and die of thirst! Come back! Give me food and drink! Please! Come back quickly!"

The Seven Fairies hated Guo Dalu a second ago, and they wished that as soon as he came out of the jade bottle, he would be killed by a thunderbolt, but now they are eager to see Guo Dalu come back as soon as possible and bring her food and drink, just like a baby looking forward to his parents, like a person in the boudoir looking forward to his lover--

However, as soon as Guo Dalu left, there was no news - naturally, this lack of news was just an illusion, Guo Dalu had actually only stayed outside the jade bottle for a few minutes, but for the Seven Fairies, it had been several days.

She was thirsty, she was hungry, she was like a trapped beast, she tore her clothes and shoes to shreds, and swallowed them, fortunately, these clothes are Kunlun Mountain immortals, but they can satisfy hunger and thirst than the food of the mortal world, but when all the clothes are eaten, the seven fairies have nothing to eat, nothing to drink.

When her lips were chapped with thirst and she was dying, she completely let go of the last trace of her self-esteem as a human being and drank her own excrement - when the Seven Fairies picked up the turbid yellow liquid and brought it to her mouth, she tried her best to comfort herself, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, in the 21st century, those astronauts actually drink their own urine, no matter how purified it is, urine is urine, in fact, astronauts still drink other people's urine, and I, the Seven Fairies, Tianyu, drink my own --

The Seven Fairy Tianyu, as soon as she closed her eyes, poured the urine in her palm into her mouth, and then she immediately reflexively vomited - in fact, she didn't taste the taste of urine, it was completely psychological vomiting.

Tianyu lay on the ground, sobbing, sobbing without tears, and whispered in his mouth: "Let me die, let me die, Guo Dalu, please, let me die." ”

As soon as Guo Dalu opened his eyes, he saw that he was still standing in the hall of the National Teacher, and there was no one around, only a jade bottle, which appeared on the desk next to him at some point, and this was the jade bottle of silence! Guo Dalu hurriedly snatched it and received it in his arms.

He breathed a sigh of relief, this time, he was really close to life. The seven fairy stinky bitches actually sneaked to their side silently, just called themselves, and as soon as they responded, they were sucked into the bottle, and the treasure gourd and treasure bottle of the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King were similar, and someone called themselves in the future, which was absolutely unacceptable, fortunately, they were pleasantly surprised from the difference between the words "Guo Da Lu" and "Guo Da Lu", otherwise, they were still trapped in the dream created by the silent jade bottle, and in the end they might even not wake up and die in the jade bottle.

One year in the bottle, one day in the mortal world, I can live for a hundred years when I am full, and after only dozens of days, I will die in the jade bottle and become a handful of dry bones.

Guo Dalu strode outside the hall, only to see that the eunuchs and palace maids who were reprimanded by himself were standing far away in the corridor, and they didn't know that just now there was already a life-and-death battle in the silent jade bottle, and the eunuch leader saw the national teacher coming out of the hall from a distance, and hurriedly greeted him: "National teacher, what are your orders?"

Guo Dalu didn't actually have any orders, but seeing mortals made him feel very kind, even if the other party was an old eunuch who exuded the smell of urine-even eunuchs, they were better than immortals, and the power held by immortals was too terrifying, and they didn't know how people could really die.

Guo Dalu nodded and said casually: "It's nothing, you guys can get busy yourself." ”

The old eunuch hunched his waist: "The servants are here to serve the national teacher, and they can't say that they are not busy." Master National Teacher, it's almost over, you haven't eaten yet, do you want to let the small kitchen clean up a few small dishes--" The old eunuch saw the National Teacher staring at him in a daze, and quickly slapped himself lightly: "Alas, look at me old fool, the National Teacher is an immortal master, where does the immortal master need mortal food--"

Guo Dalu grabbed the old eunuch's hand: "Hurry up and serve me food--no, no, it's too time-consuming, hurry up and bring me something to eat!What kind of snacks, buns, steamed buns--a lot!--Guo Dalu didn't think until this time that the stinky bitch of the Seven Fairies had become a mortal, and he was locked in a silent jade bottle without eating or drinking, one day in the world, a year in the bottle, and he was hanging out outside, this bitch can't starve into a zombie?!

The old eunuch was completely blindsided, and only nodded again and again after a while: "Yes, yes, the villain will do it, and the villain will do it--dim sum buns, steamed buns, as many as you want!"

After a while, the old eunuch hurried in with a group of little eunuchs, the little eunuch carried a food box, which was full of dim sum steamed buns, and the old eunuch panted and said: "Master Guoshi, the steamed buns should be freshly made and steamed, and now the kitchens of the harem are rushing to make steamed buns, but there are still a lot of dim sum--"

Guo Dalu waved his hand indiscriminately: "You guys go out first, you are not allowed to enter the hall without my greeting--"

The old eunuch asked blankly, "That steamed bun--"

Guo Dalu waved his hand: "Put it outside the hall first--remember, without my personal order, even the emperor and the emperor are not allowed to enter the National Teacher's Palace!"

The figure of the old eunuch disappeared outside the palace door, and as soon as the door was closed, Guo Dalu picked up two food boxes, and disappeared into the hall with a flash of thought.

As soon as Guo Dalu opened his eyes in the jade bottle, he saw a skeleton lying in the center of the jade bottle--no! No, it was a skeleton, it was seven fairies, seven fairies naked!

Guo Dalu threw away the food box, grabbed it, and helped the body of the Seven Fairies, and saw at a glance that under her closed eyes, her eyes were still turning slightly--Great, she hadn't starved to death yet! Guo Dalu poured into the Seven Fairies' bodies with a strong power of merit.

The Seven Fairies did not die, her spiritual power was lost, but there was a force left in her body, and that was the power of merit. It is the power of merit, although the Seven Fairies have not drunk or drunk from a peerless beauty, starved to a skeleton, but they have finally protected their hearts, and they have not starved to death of thirst, otherwise, even if they can withstand hunger, they can't stand thirst, and the urine has long been gone after drinking a few times, and they can't pull it out.

In this way, the Seven Fairies are the power of merit and merit, and the power of merit is the power of merit that makes her lose her spiritual power and fall into a mortal, but it is also the power of merit that saved her life at the most critical moment, so that Guo Dalu, a foolish ghost, rushed back with food in time.

After the seven fairies got the power of Guo Dalu's merits, they slowly opened their eyes, she snorted, suddenly pushed Guo Dalu away, pounced in front of the overturned food box, grabbed a steaming meat bun, and stuffed it into her mouth, stuffed one in her mouth, and had to grab another one with her left and right hands, and stuffed it into her throat, and her hands were full of hot soup.

She quickly choked, desperately rolling her eyes, Guo Dalu hurriedly reached out and patted her back with protruding ribs: "Be careful of burning--" But he quickly retracted his words, one of the seven fairies did not look at him at all, and they were desperately eating and chewing, and the other was that the seven fairies fell to such a point, completely thanks to Guo Dalu. His actions at this time can really be called hypocrisy.

Just a moment ago, Guo Dalu wanted to bite off the throat of the Seven Fairies with his own teeth, and the Seven Fairies were even more ruthless, and they actually wanted to destroy Guo Dalu's Nine Clans - no, it was ten clans and eleven clans, and all those in this world who had anything to do with Guo Dalu and the Science Gate, the Seven Fairies would be killed, even the young emperor!

Therefore, Guo Dalu doesn't have to pity the Seven Fairies at all!

However, although Guo Dalu thought so in his heart, when he saw the broken bones of the Seven Fairies, the originally proud and tall twin peaks, now because of hunger, had become two flat pockets, hanging on his chest and dangling, and he didn't know that the soup of the meat bun was stained on it, he suddenly sighed in his heart, but he couldn't harden his heart.

Guo Dalu has never been a real hard-hearted person, in fact, although the Seven Fairies said a bunch of cruel words, they did not really threaten to hurt anyone other than Guo Dalu, and it is for this reason that Guo Dalu could have killed the Seven Fairies a long time ago, but he never really did it.

His heart, after all, is fleshy, and that kind of decisive thing is really impossible to do.

Maybe onlookers can accuse Guo Dalu of being a woman, laugh at him for being indecisive, and even scold him for being pedantic like Song Xianggong, but Guo Dalu is Guo Dalu, and when he watched the skeleton-like seven fairies snatching the buns, he really couldn't raise a little killing intent in his heart.

Guo Dalu stood on tiptoe in the jade bottle, the bottle was full of filth under the seven fairies, it smelled bad, the seven fairies suddenly vomited, but they ate too much for a while, and the empty stomach couldn't accept it at all, all of them squirted out, Guo Dalu shook his head again and again, flashed, and disappeared into the jade bottle.

Guo Dalu came back "soon" - of course, this "soon" is relative, a few days have passed in the bottle, but the seven fairies guarded the bun snacks in the food box, but they did not starve, but as soon as the normal diet is restored, it needs to be excreted, and the small jade bottle is unbearable, and almost brought back Guo Dalu Xun with him.

Guo Dalu held a food box with a water bag and snacks in one hand and a set of women's clothes in the other, standing in a puddle of dirt, crying and laughing, but the seven fairies didn't care at all, after she experienced the edge of life and death, she had long lost the slightest shame, just snatched the food box in Guo Dalu's hand - she didn't look at the clothes at all, in this dirty place, no matter how gorgeous the clothes were, they would soon get dirty, it was better to simply be naked.

Guo Dalu shook his head again and again, this is too unusual, this jade bottle, he still has to use it as a classroom, or else, take the Seven Fairies outside--He quickly shook his head, no, the whereabouts of the Seven Fairies must not be exposed, the risk of accidents is too great. (To be continued.) )