Chapter 320 Bald Cow
The bald cow's family sells fruits, and when he was in junior high school, he didn't study well, and he didn't go to a martial arts school in high school. The bald cow's parents have a low level of education and also know that their son is not a school material. As long as the child is willing to read, it is better for them to agree to whatever they read, than to let the child be a bad teenager outside.
The bald cow loves to fight and prefers kung fu stars. His dream is to grow up to be a world-famous martial arts star, so that he can fight and become a celebrity, and he will have money and face.
He and the little ghost didn't know each other before, and they had dealt with each other a few times later. The main thing is that the bald cow is generous, and he sells fruits at home, and often some fruits are rotten or bad, so he takes them out and shares them with people who play together. Because the family has a little money, there is a lot of pocket money, so everyone is willing to play with him.
The bald cow knows more people and helps more people, and often rescues in the rivers and lakes. has a reputation, and everyone is willing to give him face. In that way, there are often people who fight to find him as an intermediary, and the two sides of the fight will make peace and not make a big deal about it.
Regarding the nickname of the bald cow, because he often cuts his hair very short, like a bald head, everyone calls him the bald cow. Niu is described as fighting like a cow, very savage and not afraid of death.
In fact, the bald cow originally wanted to straighten his head, but he ignored it because his family didn't let him. Why does he like bald heads? The reason is that it originated from a martial arts film that once swept the Tang Dynasty, in which the protagonist is a Shaolin monk. Then there was a saying that the world's martial arts came out of Shaolin, which made him like Shaolin even more.
It is said that he once wanted to run away from home and go to Shaolin Temple to learn martial arts as a monk, but was found by the police from the station in time. He didn't give up when his father beat him, and it was his mother who cried so much that he gave up his plan to go to Shaolin Temple.
After his behavior spread, it attracted the worship of a large number of children, admiring him for having the courage to run away from home and go thousands of miles to Shaolin Temple to learn martial arts.
And his mother, in order to prevent him from running away from home again, asked the bald cow's father to find a martial arts enthusiast who practiced by the river in the morning to teach the bald cow to learn martial arts routines.
What does the bald cow know? Anyway, in the movie, he also drinks Ha's squatting horse step punching, so he happily listened to the master's words and got up early in the morning to learn squatting horse walking. Didn't you see that the monks in the movie trampled on the ground, and the bald cow also planned to do that, and then he would definitely be miraculous.
Later, I learned that it was not the case when I went online, but what he learned made him start to win battles often in fights, and it also earned him the title of bald cow.
The matter with that group of people is over, but I still have to invite the bald cow to dinner alone to express my gratitude. Don't look at Yang Huang Zijiang is only in his first year of junior high school, but he has a bit of the true inheritance of his father's official skills. In terms of entertainment, he has been imperceptibly imperceptible.
Be thoughtful in doing things, and don't be cold in the details to help people. Even if the other party's help doesn't work, you can't slack off and make people feel cold, and you won't help next time. Or let others see that there is an idea, influencing the person who wants to help.
When they called to ask the bald cow, the two chatted with Huang Zijiang and talked about Hu Xiangyi helping him find another place to climb the wall and get out of school. Bald cow said there are still such people?
Yang Huang Zijiang said that he followed Hu Xiang with a knife, and found that the other party climbed the wall and went out after school.
This is a sinister man, the bald cow sighed when he heard it. In the end, the bald cow said that let Yang Huang Zijiang also call Hu Xiang with a knife, and know each other, so that the insidious person would be in trouble if he stabbed the knife in the future.
Hanging up the phone, Yang Huang Zijiang had to admire that this bald cow was really experienced in the rivers and lakes. In this way, I can immediately think that Hu Xiangyidao is a sinister person, how old he is. Where can you go insidiously with a knife?
So is the bald cow. How old is it, how can I think of so much, and I still have the intention of making friends. I have read too many martial arts novels? No wonder I mix so well outside, and so many people give face.
Later, when I went to school the next day, I saw Hu Xiangyi, and when I thought of the bald cow's words, I really felt that what the bald cow said seemed to make sense. How can this nonsense think of climbing the wall to prevent it if he has nothing to do? Is it really like the bald cow said, Hu Xiangyi is a person who can use his head and use stratagem?
When the bald cow brags to others, he always likes to tell some allusions. Those are all learned from novel reviews such as "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", "Speaking of the Tang Dynasty", "Water Margin", "Three Heroes and Five Righteousness". He calls those people like Zhuge Liang insidious villains, and likes people like Wu Song, Lu Zhishen, and Zhang Fei.
Dinner time is set for Saturday at noon. The martial arts school of the bald cow is forbidden to leave the school except on weekends. This is one of the reasons why Bald Cow's parents agreed to let Bald Cow attend martial arts school. It is equivalent to someone helping to discipline and restrain the bald cow, so that the bald cow does not have too much time to play outside.
Hu Xiang heard that Huang Zijiang was going to invite him to dinner with the bald cow, saying that he was grateful or something. At first, I was reluctant to think about it, so I used the excuse to ask my parents at home. He didn't want to have much contact with people like the bald cow or even Yang Huang Zijiang, for fear that something would happen to him. This is the opposite of what the master taught to seek good fortune and avoid evil.
However, when I heard Yang Huang Zijiang talk about the deeds of the bald cow, I felt a trace of admiration. At such a young age, he dared to challenge his parents and ran away from home to learn martial arts in a place where he didn't know where he was. In the end, when he learned that the bald cow was studying in a martial arts school, Hu Xiangyidao also wanted to understand how others learned martial arts.
Martial arts school, that's a place that sounds very formal and systematic to teach martial arts. Is there any difference between what is taught there and what Wu Changkong teaches?
That little bit of thought stemmed from a curiosity about martial arts.
The imaginary bald cow should be tall and mighty, and generally that look will be called by people. But when he saw the bald cow, only the bald head matched his image in Hu Xiangyidao's heart, but he was a little taller than Hu Xiangyidao and a little shorter than Yang Huang Zijiang.
His appearance can only be said to be not ugly, but it is difficult to hide his unruliness and wildness in his expression. The bald head of the bald cow was deceived by his parents, and he said that the school was under militarized management, and men should be more bald like soldiers of the magnesium country.
The three children went to the seafood restaurant to eat, which of course made the waiter hesitate, but after seeing Yang Huang Zijiang throw out a few big tickets, they were allowed to order. Beer is also on it, and Huang Zijiang himself has it, and he also brings one more for the bald cow. When the bald cow saw that foreign high-end smoke, his eyes could really glow. Deliberately raised it to the eyes and looked greedily at it a few more times, and couldn't hide the love.
Isn't there a foreign cigarette to buy in the market? Yes. However, there are none, or very few high-end cigarettes of this brand. And the cigarette he is holding now does not have Datang characters, indicating that it is an authentic foreign local factory and local sales product, not a cigarette for export.
"Actually, since I went to martial arts school, I have started to control my smoking, and everyone smokes when I am with people. Jiangzi, you'd better smoke less in the future, it's really not good for your health. ”
The bald cow put a cigarette and admonished Yang Huang Zijiang, and he sometimes liked to call Yang Huang Zijiang Jiang Zizi.
"A cigarette after a meal, a race over the living immortals. There are many ways to live, and people who may not have lung cancer have been hung up by other methods. ”
Yang Huangzijiang said as he took out a cigarette from himself, took out one, handed it to the bald cow, and then took one in his own mouth. The bald cow had already lit the fire and handed it to Yang Huang Zijiang first, Yang Huang Zijiang held the fire with both hands, and patted the bald cow's hand with his fingers after lighting a cigarette to show his gratitude.
"A knife does not smoke?" just introduced to each other and already knew the name of Hu Xiangyidao, and the bald cow saw that Hu Xiangyi did not take a cigarette, so he asked this question, so as not to let Hu Xiangyi be snubbed.
"I don't smoke or drink, and my family doesn't let me or want to. Hu Xiangdao saw that they were asking for wine just now, so he took precautions in advance.
"Good, good, good boy. I don't know if the bald cow's words are true or sarcastic, anyway, there is no forced drinking without worrying about it.
"I'm afraid you'll force me to drink. If you say anything, you will look down on you and not give you face. Hu Xiang stabbed again, and gagged them first.
"Then what if I say the same?" Yang Huang Zijiang asked.
"Well, I'll run. ”
Bald Niu and Yang Huang Zijiang laughed out loud when they heard Hu Xiangyi's answer. One accidentally choked on the smoke of Huang Zijiang, coughed badly all of a sudden, and tears flowed out when he looked up.
The three of them were in the hall, attracting everyone at the other table. But when I saw that it was a few children, I didn't pay attention to it.
"Laugh at something. My dad said that true friends don't force them to drink, everyone can just drink in moderation. Everyone is really happy when they are happy, and they embarrass others for themselves, just taking others for fun or elevating themselves to highlight themselves. ”
"Don't worry, I won't force you to drink. You are a friend brought by Jiang Zi, how can I embarrass my brother's friend?"
I have to say that the bald cow's words have the flavor of a big brother, which is extremely inconsistent with his age. The waiter not far away probably heard it and smiled a little, maybe that's how he feels.
"You're really a conspirator, so we'll be embarrassed to pour you wine later. Yang Huang Zijiang remembered what the bald cow said, and said the conspirator in passing.
"Yes, at your young age, one step is counted as three steps. Zhuge Liang was like this back then, one step and three plans. That Zhou Yu only had a plan in three steps, of course, he would be counted to death by Zhuge Liang. So Zhuge Liang is a conspirator, and Zhou Yu doesn't have enough conspiracies. But in my eyes, they are all dog-headed military advisors, and they are not very refreshing. ”
"Yes, Kobold Commander, I'll call you Dogbold Advisor in the future. ”
"But don't worry, although I don't like conspirators, if you are Jiangzi's brother and friend, I won't hate you either. Besides, a person with an inflexible mind like me needs a military advisor like you to be able to accomplish great things. You see that Liu Bei's kid can't do anything, just find a military advisor Zhuge Liang can divide the world. Then Song Jiang doesn't know anything, doesn't he have a Zhiduoxing military division by his side?"
The bald cow was afraid that Hu Xiang would be unhappy, so he hurriedly coaxed Hu Xiang to take a knife.
"That's true. If I hadn't had a dog-headed military advisor that day, I really didn't know what to do. Although they didn't dare to come in when they hid in the school, they didn't have any face, how would they mix in the school in the future?" Yang Huang Zijiang sighed.
"Yidao, what the hell do you think, why do you climb the wall to get out of the school every day, and find two places?"
Hearing the question of the bald cow, Hu Xiangyi knew that it was Yang Huang Zijiang who told him. When Yang Huang Zijiang secretly discovered Hu Xiang's secret, he also asked this question.
"Cunning rabbit three holes, if you provoke someone at school one day, don't you have to have a place to run? Hu Xiang explained.
"A knife, listening to what you say, you can conclude that you are really cunning and cunning. I have to make this friend of yours, or if you want to calculate me one day, won't I die and don't know what is going on?"
"How is that possible? I don't know you. ”
Speaking of which, it doesn't feel right, how can you not know it? I didn't know it before, don't I know it now? Hu Xiang quickly changed his words:
"Now that I know, you are Zijiang's brother, how can I calculate you? ”
"You see, the military advisor just can talk. ”
"Dog-headed military division!" Yang Huang Zijiang added.
The three of them joked, but instead narrowed the distance. The dishes also came up, and everyone chatted while eating. The bald cow asked Hu Xiang if he wanted a drink, but Hu Xiang didn't drink a drink, saying that it was all chemical seasonings.
Seafood is something that the bald cow likes to eat, so he has recovered the characteristics of his age at the moment, and it is difficult to look good when eating.
Yang Huang Zijiang ate a little more gently, he ate a lot of this thing. But it's not right to say that the bald cow eats less, his family's economic conditions still allow, he just likes to eat, but he doesn't have to eat when he lives in school.
Hu Xiang ate relatively little with a knife, but he didn't look very greedy.