Chapter 8: The Way of Learning

"You are really stupid, 'At the beginning of the person, the surname Benshan', just these six words, you have been turning over and over for half an hour, haven't you written them down?" Zhao Yue'er looked incredulous, shook her head desperately, and looked at Li Feng with a sigh.

Li Feng raised his head to the sky and let out a howl: "Oh my God, master, are these six words really simple? But how can I see that they are all spinning! Every word is desperately spinning in circles, and my eyes are glazed." This character is also too complicated, isn't there a slightly simpler word to learn?" He simply lay lazily on the floor, crying and humming: "Master, my bones all over my body hurt...... Let's just carry water, chop wood, and give me two iron buckets, iron poles, and thirty pounds of axes, why do I have to use charms on them? ”

Zhao Yue'er laughed 'hehe': "Who told you that you have so much innate aura in your body before you get started? Compared with ordinary people, it is natural to have to temper more to become successful, this is what my mother told me." I heard my mother say that when Senior Brother Xiao Longzi and they went up the mountain, it was not as good as all the meridians in your body, and you had accumulated such a strong aura, and the power was infinite, and you could jump out of three zhang in one step. When the senior brothers went up the mountain, they were all still mortals, so they naturally used wooden barrels and firewood knives. ”

Zhao Yue'er lightly tapped twice on the table and said: "This thing of carrying water and chopping wood was originally to restrain your heart, if you don't get tired, how can this be done?"

Li Feng stood up straight from the ground, made a grimace and begged Zhao Yue'er for mercy: "Then master, you can do it, I am tired enough to carry water and chop wood in the morning, you can choose a little simple text, the simplest text can be taught to me, there is no need to teach it too difficult, right?

Zhao Yue'er frowned, tilted her head and sighed: "How is this called strokes? I think this kind of writing is much easier to learn, this is also a popular text in the world today, it should be the easiest to learn...... No, look here. Zhao Yue'er's hand waved, and on the bookshelf leaning into the room, two bamboo slips and a jade slip flew over.

casually spread out a slightly yellowed bamboo slip, Zhao Yue'er smiled and said, "This is Xiao Seal, can you see if this stroke is a little more difficult?" Li Feng let out a miserable snort, and his eyes had already begun to spin in circles. Spreading out another volume of bamboo slips, the smile on Zhao Yue'er's face became even stronger: "This is the Great Seal, do you think it's easy to learn?" Li Feng made a strange 'gurgling' sound in his throat, and it seemed that he was about to faint.

Zhao Yue'er carefully spread out the jade slip, and couldn't help laughing: "Hehe, this is the ancient tadpole heavenly book, the strokes are simple, but can you read the content inside?"

The strong wind pounced on Zhao Yue'er, hugged Zhao Yue'er's calf and howled: "Master, you can spare my apprentice." These things are not learned by people, you can do it well, you can read out everything and tell me forget it, why do I need to learn it myself? Don't say anything big and small, my head is going to turn confused now. Li Feng's nose twitched desperately, but there was a smile in his stomach: "Oh my God, the master's legs are so fragrant, even more fragrant than the 'cold night orchid' dug up the night before. ”

Zhao Yue'er gently patted Li Feng's head, and said very seriously: "This can't be done, of course I can read all the mental methods and Taoist books to you, but how many things can you write down in your head?" Even if my father is the head of the sect, a total of 137,645 and a half volumes of Taoist books, 5,967 volumes of Dharma books, 314 volumes of classical books, 125 volumes of Xianfu Aster, and two volumes of Taoist scriptures, he can't memorize them all in his head, and he has to read them all from time to time, how can you remember them if you are so lazy? Do you want me to read them to you at any time in the future? What if I go into retreat?"

Li Feng snorted in his stomach: "I wish you read to me from time to time." Of course, he said very sweetly: "Master, what do you think I should do? This reading and learning calligraphy is a hard work, and my head hurts." ”

Zhao Yue'er's eyes rolled around a few times, and suddenly laughed strangely: "I remember, it seems that the fifth senior brother said that when the seventh senior brother Lei Zhenzi went up the mountain, he also refused to read the Taoist book quietly, and as a result, he was punished by Uncle Miao Miao to pick up three times more water and cut three times more firewood every day, so he obediently sat in the study and worked hard. It was decided in this way, in the future, you don't go to the stream on Qingyunping to fetch water, you go to Qingyunping, no, it is the mountain stream on the west side of the main peak of Huashan outside Qingyunping to fetch water, and you have to cut a bundle of dry firewood on the way and bring it back, hehe. I'll call the kitten to supervise you. ”

Li Feng was stunned, he involuntarily let go of his hand that was holding Zhao Yue'er's calf tightly, and howled loudly: "Master, you can't be too ruthless, this will kill you." "Li Feng has been following Zhao Yue'er for three days, why don't you know that the main peak of Huashan is more than two hundred miles away from Qingyunping. In particular, the only way down the mountain in Qingyunping, if it weren't for Edgeworth's flight, it would be a path carved out of the cliff with an incomparably steep width.

Zhao Yue'er narrowed her eyes: "Otherwise, you will complain again, I have been teaching you for two days, you can remember how to write a total of one, and you can't write any other words, this is really a shame for me as a master...... Teach you to read and write every day, and you either fall asleep or have a stomachache, so you have to work hard. Zhao Yue'er slapped the kitten's head heavily and shouted: "Lazy cat, every day in the future, you follow Xiaofeng to fetch water, in short, he is not allowed to be lazy, if you dare to be lazy, you will hit him with my tail." ”

Li Feng was stunned, and before he had time to protest more violently, Zhao Yue'er had already turned into a hazy blue light: "I'm going to read the Taoist book, Xiaofeng, don't be lazy, there are ancestors of the past dynasties inside and outside this study Fu Rong blockade, don't be afraid that the demon of the outer way can mix in, you can meditate with confidence, I have already taught you the most preliminary qi refining formula, you have to work hard." After speaking, a blue light shot out of the door and disappeared in an instant.

"Oh my God, my life is hard, I thought that relying on a good backer is equivalent to finding a good big brother, who knew that my life was so hard, I easily changed my water route, God, back and forth once, it is estimated that it will be over in one morning, right?"

Li Feng was completely paralyzed on the ground, and the kitten let out a low roar angrily: "I knew why I came with you today? Want me to supervise you? Isn't it a tiger, I have to run more than 400 miles every day? It's a pity that it's his complaint, and Li Feng can't understand it.

Qingguang flashed again, Zhao Yue'er rushed in, and said hurriedly: "I can tell you, if you don't come back in the morning, it will be doubled the next day, and at the same time, you won't have anything to eat that day, I will lock you in the secret room so that you can't get out, remember?...... This is what the three dead old men said: For the apprentices, don't be too good, as long as they can't die, it's fine...... Giggles, this is what Uncle Songzi told me when he was drunk and scolded the three ancestors, hehe. After speaking, Zhao Yue'er flew out again.

Li Feng was completely stunned, he raised his hand and shouted loudly: "Where are you teaching people to cultivate? Zhou Papi, the most picky man in Suzhou Mansion, is not so vicious to his tenants, at least people will have a full stomach...... You immortals, you are fucking worse than a rich man...... God, I'm going back to Suzhou. ”

The kitten tilted its head to look at the fierce wind that had completely fallen into a hysterical state, snorted, and lay lazily on the ground ready to sleep. It let out a few low growls in its throat, which meant to say: "You kid has this kung fu to complain, it is better to quickly meditate and refine qi, and have a little more internal qi true yuan, at least tomorrow it will save a little effort!" Thinking about it, the kitten felt that he didn't have to carry water and chop wood all day long, but it was also a kind of happiness, and he couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth, and closed his eyes leisurely.

The kitten suddenly felt that his belly was sinking, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that sure enough, Li Feng was already scolding and leaning on his belly, using his belly as a pillow, ready to take a nap. The kitten stayed for a while, shook his head, yawned, and muttered: "You guy, don't you cherish the opportunity to be a fairy? If I were a human body, I would definitely work a hundred times harder than you...... Ah~~, don't care about him, I'm sleeping, tiger. ”

There was nothing to say for a day, and early the next morning, Li Feng was greeted by Zhao Yue'er, who was full of disgust, with a small palm thunder. Zhao Yue'er kicked Li Feng and the kitten's buttocks one after another, and roared loudly: "You two lazy people, get me up, get up, what are you doing? Get me up, Li Feng go get a bucket and an axe, kitten, don't run, you give me a 'Taishan talisman' on your body and then go out." ”

Zhao Yue'er's fingers swiped sharply, the yellow light flashed, and a talisman was firmly attached to the kitten's back. The kitten let out a sad howl: "Oh my God, 'Taishan Fu', you girl is so ruthless, I was so cruel when you were a child, I carried you all over the mountain all day long...... It's a thousand catties, you use less mana. ”

Zhao Yue'er could hear the complaints in the kitten's roar, and couldn't help laughing and scolding: "Look at you dare to sleep lazy in the future, Xiaofeng is all damaged by your lazy tiger, honestly supervise Xiaofeng for me, if you two dare to collude to deceive me, see how I clean you up, especially your kitten, if you dare to be lazy with Xiaofeng, I will use the 'Wuyue Fu' to press you next time." After speaking, Zhao Yue'er smiled and waved her hands continuously, and countless palm thunders 'crackled' towards the wind and the kitten, and one person and one tiger rushed out of the door in fright.

Zhao Yue'er was getting happier and happier the more she fought, and couldn't help shouting: "Don't run, eat me a few heavenly thunders and then go, the 'Nine Thunder Combo' I just learned yesterday." ”

The kitten howled miserably, and ran out of the bamboo forest outside the study like a heavy 'Taishan Fu' wind, and the wind hesitated slightly, and the sky was a series of explosions, and hundreds of arm-thick electric light snakes split down. Li Feng finally understood what the 'thunder combo' meant, and couldn't help but let out a sharp howl, and his feet kicked and slapped his ass desperately, and ran away like the wind.

The lightning flashed, and a large bamboo forest turned into ashes in the electric light, and more than a dozen deep soil pits appeared on the ground in front of the study, still emitting wisps of green smoke.

Zhao Yue'er chased after her reluctantly, shouting loudly: "Xiaofeng, kitten, don't run, stop me, just once, I won't die." ”

Gu Lingzi, who was dressed in a green robe, suddenly appeared from the side of the study, and said almost groaning: "Okay, good, good, Senior Brother Xiao, you are really good." I took in an apprentice and didn't care about it, and now it's in the hands of the little junior sister...... Those 'little peaches' of yours died unjustly...... Even if it's my 'candle dragon grass', although it's really a waste for that kid to eat it, I still admit it. ”

Xiao Longzi and Evil Yuezi also showed their figures, and Evil Yuezi raised his head with great spirit, wiped his forehead with his hand and said, "We cultivators, what is there to pity about things outside our bodies." Isn't it just a few 'little peaches'? I can't become an immortal after eating it, what's so distressing? Even if it's my 'cold night orchid', although I feel a little distressed when I think about it, as long as the little sister is happy, and we don't have much loss to ourselves, what is it to have something outside our bodies?"

Xiao Longzi rolled his eyes, nodded again and again, and said: "It's true, it's true, a few peach trees, why should I take it to heart?" In short, the Taoist priest thinks that this apprentice has received a good job, the first is to avoid the five old guys who have to nag, let us take the apprentice every day, which can be regarded as coping with the past." Second, the little sister seems to have found someone to play with her, and we are quiet and comfortable...... It's a big deal that we lose a little more medicinal materials, anyway, there are still fewer medicinal materials that were destroyed in the hands of the little junior sister before?"

Gu Lingzi nodded again and again: "This is the truth, the little junior sister and the little junior nephew are together, at most we will lose thirty percent more medicinal materials, but at least we can avoid the trouble that the little junior sister will find us all day long." Otherwise, letting the little junior sister be alone on the mountain is like my elixir last time...... ......"Gu Lingzi seemed to remember something unfortunate and unlucky, and shook his head again and again.

Xiao Longzi shuddered: "Hurry up, hurry up, take advantage of the little junior sister chasing and killing those two unlucky guys, let's get out of the way first." ”

Gu Lingzi hurriedly shouted: "Shame, how can we cultivators be afraid?...... However, Senior Brother Xiao, my Jin Dan is still a little behind, and I have to give my senior brother a lot of Dharma protection. ”

Evil Yuezi hurriedly said: "Senior Brother Gu wants to ponder the golden pill, it just so happens that Senior Brother I should ask Senior Brother for advice or two, and at the same time, the three of us join forces to set up the formation, the Demon of the Outer Dao is estimated to be unable to break our formation......, right?"

The three of them looked at each other and smiled, and Xiao Longzi said hesitantly: "Those who cultivate the Tao should be said to be motivated, this is the truth." Hehe......" The three of them found a high-sounding reason and flew away. Xiao Longzi's voice could be vaguely heard: "It's not bad to hand over Fengzi to the little junior sister, at least the little junior sister can also enter and exit the forbidden place at will, what's the benefit, it's cheaper Fengzi, hehe, it's not that I, the master, is not responsible." ”

When the three of them flew away and didn't know where to go, Chen Songzi appeared on the edge of the study with a small wine jug and a fresh breeze. He poured a sip of wine from the sky and scolded in a low voice: "This group of calves has a better nose than the other, don't they know that they want to revitalize the sect......? However, it also makes sense, Yue'er, this kid is quite self-motivated, and Fengzi should be right under her...... Hmm, it's extreme, it's extreme, hehe, hehe. ”

With a clear breeze, this old way doesn't know where to go.

As for the strong wind, he had long been like a kitten, frightened by a series of lightning and screamed, with a heavy axe in his back, a pair of buckets on his shoulder, and flew down Qingyunping, and rushed down the path that was a foot wide, twisty and steep, and full of strange rocks.

A faint golden light emanated from the flat pole, which was fleeting, and the heaven and earth aura that was originally full of Li Feng's body was immediately suppressed by the golden light and condensed in Li Feng's body, Li Feng could only rely on his own ** strength to carry this pair of hundred catties of things down the mountain. However, considering that Li Feng's physique is already much stronger than ordinary people, and the extra weight of more than 100 catties just makes him work like an ordinary person every day, in this regard, Zhao Yue'er's vision is very accurate.

Zhao Yue'er stood on a golden long sword, suspended at the end of the trail and shouted: "Kitten, don't be lazy; The two of you must rush back at noon, otherwise, there will be nothing to eat, especially the kitten, if Xiaofeng is lazy, you must have brought it bad, understand?"

The miserable whining of the wind echoed in the stretching peaks, and at the same time, it was the unwilling, aggrieved, and wronged roar of the kitten as if it was snowing in June, and the voice of one man and one beast gradually disappeared, and Zhao Yue'er looked at Xiaodao with a smile on her face and hummed softly.

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