Chapter 5 I'm gone, the temple belongs to you
has his father behind to support him, and every time he gets into trouble, someone cleans up the aftermath, but this time, I'm afraid that even if his father intercedes, he can't fool it.
Originally, he was not a mortal land god, hundreds of years ago he was still an immortal in the heavens, and his father arranged a leisure for him in the heavenly court, and he drank wine every day and mixed his life. Although he is a petty official of wine, there are hundreds of fruit fairies and flowers to worry about wine-making, and no matter how bad it is, there are immortals and fairies who specialize in wine-making, so he doesn't need to worry about eating radishes at all.
But because he was too idle, he had an accident, and once he got drunk and flirted with the Hundred Flowers Fairy. Who would have thought that the heavenly immortals also had so many things, someone saw it and reported it to the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor was furious and ordered him to be punished to the mortal world in court.
He didn't understand, there are so many fairies in the sky, why can't they be touched? Those fairies are put on for people to see, but not for people to touch, isn't that annihilating the immortal nature? The Jade Emperor's old lewd/stick can marry a queen mother, and he is not clear with Chang'e, and occasionally hooks up with Xian'e, why can't they let these little fairies talk about love and touch their little hands?
As everyone knows, whether on the ground or in the sky, the emperor bullies a beautiful woman who is called a dragon and a phoenix, and ordinary people are just hooligans. He didn't believe in evil and touched someone's little hand, so his little life was almost over.
According to the careful temper of the Jade Emperor, he planned to send him to the mortal world and experience the suffering of reincarnation. But thanks to my father's intercession, he was assigned to this remote place in the world and became a land god. Although this land temple is a little smaller, the statue is a little dirty, and the life is happy and happy, eating offerings, inhaling aromas, and occasionally being seduced/seduced/taken by the elves in the mountains, doing a ridiculous affair, compared to those fairies in the heavenly palace who can only see but not touch, I don't know how many times stronger.
But this time his good days are over, if he can't solve this matter, he will most likely want to be a mortal, and he may even be tied to Zhu Xiantai, and end up in a different place, making his father and mother cry and break his bowels.
I was extremely irritable, and I kept grinding and grinding in place, secretly blaming the old ghost, I had to find this little girl to take revenge, but his revenge was not avenged, but I put him in.
I really can't help it, come on, I'll run.
Picked up the half-dead cat and muttered: "From today on, this land temple will be given to you, you take a good look, don't say I didn't take care of you, I have also helped you a lot." "At least she doesn't have to die so early, and she doesn't have to be a cat forever.
The incantation was chanted in his mouth, and his fingers lightly touched its forehead, and then it flew out of the land temple quickly, and the one that ran was called fast.
People can run, and the monk can't run the temple, he is the land god who ran away, and he doesn't even want the temple.
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Chu Yun was lying on the ground, and he didn't know how long he had been lying on his stomach, but he felt dizzy and groggy, and his body hurt everywhere.
When she opened her eyes, she found herself lying on the stone floor, cool, and with a strand of moisture rushing into her body, and she felt that the whole person was not good.
She always felt that she was dead, and her forehead hurt as if it was about to explode, but it didn't look like she was dead, can you still feel pain after you die?
Looking around, no matter how you look at it, you don't feel that this is the Yama Temple, there are statues of gods, offering tables, incense candles, and offerings, it seems to be a temple.
But how could she be in the temple?
The candlelight on the candlestick of the offering table shone brightly, and a shadow was pulled out on the ground, a small shadow, with a tail, ears, and a full body of fluff, which was very cute, but ...... Not at all like a person.
Startled, she looked down and saw a pair of feet, a pair of cat's feet, or rather a cat's paws. Scratching his body with his claws, the claws are full of hair.
"Ahh
Her eyes rolled and she passed out, she must have just had a dream, a terrible nightmare, in which she turned into a cat, nothing more.
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Wu Laoshi is the temple blessing in the land temple, every morning he is the first to open the temple door, clean the temple, put incense on the statue, move out a table and a chair, and his business for a day begins.
He has been a temple in this land temple since he was fourteen years old, and now he is sixty-four years old, and he has been working for fifty years, and this place is equivalent to his home.
The land temple is not big, but it is the only land temple within a radius of more than ten miles. This was originally a feng shui treasure, but because the land god was too lazy and did not manifest his spirits, the incense in the temple was not vigorous. Only occasionally pilgrims give a few dollars to barely make ends meet.
He has been in the temple for so long, and his life has been tight, but fortunately, he has four sons, and now they are all married and have a good mix. The eldest son always said that he would not let him do it and let him go home to enjoy two years of happiness, but he was worried that he was gone, and no one took care of the land temple, so he never agreed. It's a pity that people are old and have a lot of problems, and these days it rains and the old cold legs are committed again, and they can't get out of bed for several days, and they don't go to the land temple to see.
Early that morning, he felt that his body was more refreshed, so he opened the temple door as usual and removed the door panel. Suddenly he was stunned, and there was a girl lying on the floor of the temple. The girl looked not very old, and she looked quite standard, but she was naked and naked.
He was so shocked that he hurriedly covered his face with his sleeves, and said in his heart, the door of this temple is locked, where did she come in as a little girl? And this slippery appearance, it's just ...... That's right, what the hell is going on?
He took off his clothes and put them over her, and whispered, "Hey, girl, wake up, wake up." ”
After a moment, the girl on the ground woke up faintly, and a pair of wonderful eyes swept towards him, "Who are you?"
He turned his back, "I'm Wu Laoshi, it's the temple celebration here, girl, why are you sleeping here? and dressed so coolly......"
Cool? It's simply naked. She hurriedly put on the clothes she put on her body, glad that she had met an old man with a good heart, and that she could still take care of etiquette and her decency at this time.
But why did she sleep here?
Thinking deeply, the teeth of hatred were about to bite off, she met two devils, they forced her to death, and then they turned her into a cat. Yes, that's certainly the case.
When she woke up again the morning before yesterday, she saw that she was still human, and she really thought that she had just had a dream, and it seemed that there was no difference except that she was naked. She also tore the bib on the offering table and made herself a dress, but unfortunately in the evening, the skirt was useless.
At night, she transforms into a cat again, and after drooling at the mouse a few times, she finally realizes that she is really a cat. The only difference with a cat is that she becomes a human during the day and a cat at night.
The temple door is on the board, she can't get out at all, she has been here for two days, and she has been hungry for two days, there are many mouse holes in the temple, and from time to time there will be mice running out, squeezing their eyebrows and teasing them. She gritted her silver teeth, using almost all her strength to control her body and not pounce on them.
Later, he had no choice but to knock himself unconscious with a candlestick, so as to save his reputation. She is a dignified princess of a country, if she eats a mouse, it will be an insult to the country, and she will be disgusted and hate to wipe her neck again to commit suicide.