053 Knocked down by the master

For a long time, Zheng Lei sighed softly. Hu Xiaowan turned over and looked at Zheng Lei, her eyes seemed to have some mist.

"Xiaowan, what's wrong with you?" Zheng Lei asked.

"Brother, I feel a little cold in your heart. Hu Xiaowan said softly.

Zheng Lei looked at Hu Xiaowan, smiled slightly, and said: "It's okay, I just remembered my parents, at this time the farm is busy, they must be very busy, it's okay, go to sleep quickly." ”

Hu Xiaowan sat up lightly and said to Zheng Lei, "Brother, when you go home, I'll go back with you, okay?"

"Oh, ah, you said you would go back with me?" Zheng Lei asked a little worriedly, in fact, he still wanted to take Hu Xiaowan home with him, at least Hu Xiaowan looked very well-behaved, and his parents would be very happy to see him, but he was afraid that once Hu Xiaowan's identity was exposed, it would bring unexpected trouble to his parents.

"Yes, what's wrong?, does my brother dislike me?" Hu Xiaowan asked with some loss, because she felt a trace of worry from Zheng Lei's tone.

"Why, it's too late for me to be happy. Zheng Lei said.

"Really?"

"Well, really, when did my brother lie to you?"

"Well, I knew my brother wouldn't lie to me, then I'll sleep first!" Hu Xiaowan said with a little happiness on her face, and fell asleep, leaving Zheng Lei alone there full of melancholy.

After sitting for more than three hours, Zheng Lei finally saw the next day, that ray of sunshine, Zheng Lei looked very kind, because it meant that he was about to start the day again, and finally he didn't have to suffer by Hu Xiaowan's side, so he tiptoed out of bed and went directly to Yunji Garden to practice.

After Zheng Lei left, Hu Xiaowan opened her eyes, looked to the side, and looked at the pit formed by Zheng Lei's buttocks on the side of the bed in the corner, and couldn't help but feel a little stunned in her heart, and after a moment of daze, she sat up gently.

The snow-white two masses woke up with her with a perfect shape, and although they were surrounded by the two quarter-round rounds, they could not hide the infinite spring light. Hu Xiaowan took away the quilt, looked down at the underwear that had been torn between her legs and was still on one leg, pouted her mouth slightly, and reached out to rub it gently in the jungle.

"Stinky brother, it's so heavy, it's still a little painful!" Hu Xiaowan muttered to herself while rubbing it.

When Zheng Lei arrived at Yunji Garden, he saw that Tian Chengyang was already there, politely said hello, and then found a place to sit down and began to vomit.

After a while, Tian Chengyang came to his side and asked, "Have you slept well these days?"

Zheng Lei sighed and said, "Master, why do you want me to live with Xiaowan? There is always an accident in the middle of the night, fortunately, my apprentice has strong self-control, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable." ”

"Time is pressing, and the teacher is forced to make this decision to let you practice in an extreme environment, but I put a meditation mantra on you, once your mind is disturbed, the meditation mantra will automatically work and wake you up. Tian Chengyang said.

"Ahh Zheng Lei said helplessly.

"As I said, the meditation mantra won't work as much as it should, and you'll rely on it. Tian Chengyang said.

"Then why are you telling me now, what if the Meditation Mantra fails?" Zheng Lei asked.

"Because I'm going to teach you how to sleep. Tian Chengyang looked at Zheng Lei and said.

Zheng Lei was puzzled: "Sleep Gong, what kind of thing?"

"How to sleep?"

"I've been sleeping for more than 20 years, and I still don't know how to sleep?" Zheng Lei asked.

"Hehe, you only know that you want to sleep, but you don't know why you want to sleep, how do you know how to sleep? Tian Chengyang said.

"Wow, you can become an immortal when you sleep, then you just teach me sleep skills, and I can sleep as an immortal." Zheng Lei said.

"It's so easy for you to become an immortal? Jiang Zhenren's sleeping skills, but he has a complete set of theories, what I teach you is just some fur, which is used to assist in cultivation, and the two cannot be compared at all. However, I remember seeing on TV that the second-generation patriarch Danyang Zhenren taught Guo Jing to sleep. Tian Chengyang said solemnly.

"Huh, is that what you taught me?" Zheng Lei said.

Tian Chengyang nodded, and before he could speak, Zheng Lei asked: "Master, you teach me to descend the dragon with eighteen palms, hey, no, it's a Shaolin thing, or you can teach me ......"

"I'll teach you how to be beaten, will you learn?" Tian Chengyang reprimanded.

Zheng Lei lost his spirit all of a sudden, and Tian Chengyang pressed him to the ground.

"Master, what are you doing here, I'm still a virgin!" Zheng Lei exclaimed.

"I'll teach you how to sleep!" Tian Chengyang roared helplessly, thinking, what has been thinking about this land all day long? He depressedly bent Zheng Lei's right hand and put it under his head. Then straighten Zheng Lei's right leg, bend his left leg, and finally put his left hand on his navel.

"That's it, you will sleep in this position when you go to bed in the future!" Tian Chengyang said.

"Master, how do you feel like a dog when you sleep like this?" Zheng Lei asked with some grievances.

He also asked casually, only to find that something was wrong, so he waited for Tian Chengyang to glare at him, but Tian Chengyang did not stare at him, but said: "That's true, there is a proverb that says: Learn the Tao or not, learn to sleep with a dog, which is the method of sleeping, and the most important thing is to be able to use the time to sleep." ”

"Oh, I see, I didn't think that I had to learn from a dog in cultivation, hey, really!" Zheng Lei sighed, after finishing speaking, he suddenly raised his head, saw Tian Chengyang's black face, thought about it, and said: "Master, I'm not scolding you, I'm just sighing at the wonder of cultivation." ”

Tian Chengyang glanced at him, nodded helplessly and said: "Well, this is not surprising, the Five Fowl Opera created by the Medicine King Tianzun back then was invented through long-term observation of animals. ”

"Five fowl plays, that is not the time of the Three Kingdoms, Hua ......" Zheng Lei said halfway through his words, and stopped abruptly, for fear that he would accidentally say the name of the ancestor again, which would attract a blow from Tian Chengyang.

Tian Chengyang nodded and said: "Yes, Medicine King Tianzun, the incarnation in the world is Hua Tuo, so those tour guides said that what is enshrined in the Medicine King Hall is Hua Tuo's ancestor." ”

"Oh, our Chinese civilization is indeed broad and profound, so early, the ancients invented so many things under such backward conditions of science and technology, and they are still in use until now, which is indeed proud. Zheng Lei said.

Tian Chengyang said: "Yes, the things left by the ancestors have lost too much, so I will work hard to develop Taoism, in fact, Taoism should not be like this, no matter what kind of cultivation method, in the end, it is to achieve Taoism and ascend to immortality, but the way is different." There should not be only one faith. ”

While the two were talking, Hu Xiaowan also came to Yunji Garden, and saw that the two were not practicing, but chatting, and sat beside the two curiously, listening to the two talking about various things throughout the ages, she also interjected from time to time, and every time she interjected, a bunch of black lines grew on the heads of the two men.