Chapter 027: Who the Hell Are You?
"That's right!" Sun Wukong saw Liu Neng come back, and nodded with satisfaction: "You black monk, how did you get here? Also, what does Yang Jian's house have to do with you?"
"I'm going to Datang from the west, and this Five Elements Mountain is a must-pass place. As for Yang Jian? I have nothing to do with him. Liu Neng replied honestly.
"You black monk is too unhappy to speak!" Sun Wukong shook his head, obviously extremely dissatisfied with his answer: "If it doesn't matter, how can you know his ** Xuangong?"
"When I first came over, Sun Wukong asked me if I was a monk or a Taoist, and he could clearly see my dress, but if he still asked, the biggest possibility was that he recognized my ** Xuangong. Liu Neng immediately reacted: "My ** Xuangong was not passed on to me by Yang Jian, but Yang Chan!"
"Yang Chan, that little girl?" Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, and the golden light in his eyes appeared again.
"Haha!" Before Liu could answer, Sun Wukong suddenly burst out laughing, and kept patting the ground with his outstretched palm.
"Great Sage, why are you laughing?" Liu Nengzhang and the second monk were puzzled and looked at Sun Wukong strangely.
"Yang Jian'er, with the help of Lao Jun back then, you were lucky enough to beat me by half a move, causing me to be pressed under the Five Elements Mountain. Now your sister not only steals people, but also spreads all the ** Xuangong at the bottom of your box, see if you have a chance to meet people in the future. Sun Wukong's tears of laughter were about to flow out, but it made Liu Neng listen to a chill.
"Great Sage, I have only learned the first layer of ** Xuangong! And when I have to be in love, I am very innocent with the Three Holy Mother. Liu Neng said with tears and laughter.
"Jade Emperor Lao'er, he also said that he and Chang'e are innocent!" Sun Wu blanked Liu Neng's look.
"The two of them are innocent, how do I know!" Liu Neng sneered, and the gossip in his heart rose, and he hurriedly asked: "Great Sage, is there anything greasy between the Jade Emperor and Chang'e?"
"Of course there is, and Lao Sun didn't want to care about these things. But I can't stand this fact and spread it too widely, so I always wear it into Lao Sun's ears. A trace of memory appeared on Sun Wukong's face.
"Poof!"
Liu Neng almost squirted, the Jade Emperor is worthy of being the master of the Heavenly Palace, and even doing things is much better than those officials in later generations who only dare to find Xiao San in blogs and write notes, and the officials of this later generation are simply insignificant compared to him. The Jade Emperor is called a cow, and the entire heavenly court knows about his.
Thinking of this, Liu Neng then asked, "Doesn't the Queen Mother care?"
"The Queen Mother naturally has her own person, and I heard that it is a general by her side. Sun Wukong replied disdainfully, and then a sneer hung on his lips: "I said Black Monk, you are still in the mood to take care of these things, you should take care of yourself first!"
"What's wrong with me?" Liu Neng wondered.
"Do you know the Ten Days of Yao Ji?"
"Yes!"
Sun Wukong saw Liu Neng nodding, and then continued: "Yao Ji is the mother of Yang Jian and Yang Chan, and she is the sister of the Jade Emperor's old son. When Sifan was in the lower realm, he was pressed under the peach mountain by the Jade Emperor, which caused Yang Jian to split the mountain to save his mother. But the Jade Emperor Lao'er still didn't let go of Yao Ji, and used ten suns to dry Yao Ji alive. You have a personal relationship with Yang Chan, how can Yang Jian let you go. If he knows about it, the first thing he will do is to get rid of you, lest his sister and his mother end up together. ”
"No, Yang Chan and I are really innocent!" Liu Neng shuddered.
"Zhu Ganglie and Chang'e are still innocent? Sun Wukong reacted.
"Great Sage, the jumping surname you speak is too strong!" Liu Neng smiled bitterly: "The Great Sage is really a well-informed person, when Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Ganglie went to the lower realm, it should be something after you were pressed under the Five Elements Mountain!"
"Am I well-informed?" Sun Wukong looked at Liu Neng coldly, with a hint of ridicule on his face: "The Jade Emperor Lao'er really took great pains to deal with me. I even found a Buddhist exercise for you, so that you can walk into this Five Elements Mountain!"
"What a mess!" Liu Neng showed confusion on his face, he remembered that when he saw Yang Chan, Yang Chan said that the Jade Emperor sent Zhu Ganglie to the lower realm to deal with Sun Wukong, but Zhu Ganglie never returned, so the Jade Emperor sent Yang Chan to the lower realm to deal with Sun Wukong. If it weren't for Liu Neng who ruined the marriage between Yang Chan and Liu Yanchang for himself, I'm afraid that the Jade Emperor would have waited hard.
"Liu Yanchang knew in advance that Yang Chan was going to earth, so he prepared in advance. Isn't the other party's purpose not Yang Chan, but to protect Sun Wukong, so who will this person be?" Liu Neng never thought about why Liu Yanchang knew about Yang Chan, but at this time, he felt quite confused when he thought about it.
Sun Wukong saw that Liu Neng fell into deep thought, and sneered: "Black monk, let me be right! What kind of magic weapon did the Jade Emperor Lao'er give you, take it out quickly! See if you can take Lao Sun's head!" While speaking, Sun Wukong patted his head.
"What do you think?" Liu Neng replied lightly: "I was just passing by here, do you believe it or not." ”
"If you don't do it now, you won't have a chance in a while. ”
"Isn't it just going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures?" Liu Neng hugged his fists and said: "Congratulations to the Great Sage for worshipping a good master, and after coming to the West Heaven, you can become a Buddha and call your ancestors." ”
"Who the hell are you?" Sun Wukong was shocked when he heard this, and his eyes flashed with golden light.
"Boom!"
Liu Neng had long been on guard against his move, and as soon as he saw the other party raise his head, he hurriedly closed his eyes, protected his eyes with his palms, and used the mental method of turning dead wood into a heart, making his hands extremely tough.
Liu Neng has done so many things, but he still can't resist the golden light in Sun Wukong's eyes. He only felt that his hands were as if he had been hit hard by a sledgehammer, and the whole person took dozens of steps back. Even if the hands had the kung fu of turning dead wood, it was useless, and with a crisp sound, the left wrist bone that was blocked on the outside was actually broken by the impact of the golden light.
"Good kung fu, the great sage is really good kung fu!" Liu Neng staggered and finally stood firm, only to feel a burst of anger in his heart, he was kind enough to chat with Sun Wukong, but he didn't expect the other party to shoot directly, only to feel that the image in his heart when he was a teenager collapsed.
"When your grandfather Sun made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, there was no you in the world!" Sun Wukong turned his face and shouted: "Say, who are you? Why do you know that Lao Sun wants to learn scriptures from the west?"
"The Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago!" Liu Neng said sarcastically: "The great sage is good to remember his surname, at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain here, he doesn't know the year of the cold and summer, and he actually remembers that he has been pressed down for five hundred years." Since you know that it has been pressed here for 500 years, why did you ask me just now how many years it has been since the Five Elements Mountain descended?"
"It's not my own calculations, but a few days ago, when the land of the mountain gods came to deliver food, I said in my words that I have been here for five hundred years. But I always feel that the words of the two of them are not credible!" Sun Wukong scratched his head.
"When they say this, is it before or after the Bodhisattva comes?" Liu Neng then asked.
"Where did you come from so many questions, this black monk?" Sun Wukong replied impatiently: "Old Sun has told you about the past five hundred years, who are you? Why don't you just say it." Hide your head and show your tail, not a hero!"
"The poor monk is not a hero in the first place!" Liu Neng said with a smile: "The great sage should stay by himself! ”
After that, Liu Neng held the wrist of his left hand with his right hand and turned his head to leave.
"You black monk, how can you just leave!" Sun Wukong shouted loudly: "The words are not finished yet?"
"The secret of heaven must not be revealed!" Liu Neng turned his head and smiled mysteriously: "It's like who the master of the Great Sage is?" ”
"Who the hell are you? Tell me! Tell me quickly!" Sun Wukong was even more shocked when he heard this, and shouted loudly with a hideous face.
"Guess it yourself!" Liu Neng didn't seem to hear Sun Wukong's yelling, but just held his wrist and walked east.
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