I sat on the railing of the hallway, chattering on a weed and looking at the bathroom door, chewing on the rhizome and silently confessing in my heart, I was guilty.

After a long time, Qingcao came out of the bathroom in a wet body, and when she saw me sitting on the railing next to me, she looked at me meaningfully.

"Do you know how hurtful this kind of thing is for a girl, especially a girl with a lot of self-esteem like her. ”

"Uh...... I'm not a woman, but I know it's tragic. ”

I rubbed my fingers like a child who had done something wrong and was being lectured in front of the green calyx.

"It's just playing, who would have thought that if you whip down, she, she would ......" I was embarrassed to say the next.

Qingcao sighed and said, "Don't come back for a short time now, otherwise she won't know what will happen when she sees you, and don't talk about this matter everywhere." ”

"Oh. ”

I stood up and immediately ran to the kitchen, where Huang You was making breakfast without energy. I took a bowl of porridge and a bowl of fried noodles and ran away, and when I was about to go out, Huang You asked me with the dough: "Why are you going to do this, boss?"

"Run for your life. ”

"What?"

There is no place for me in this home, I went out of the house, holding two bowls of things and walking towards the monster village, and felt desolate for a while, well, it's really cold, it's cold.

Although it is not snowing now, the snow that fell before has not melted, and everywhere is white and icy.

I exhaled white air and walked all the way to the monster village, which was as peaceful as ever.

Curling white smoke rose from the chimneys of every house, there was a thin layer of snow on the ground and rooftops, the smell of food and rice wafted in the air, and there were one or two strange youkai walking on the village road from time to time.

Every time I come here, I feel a sense of responsibility, a responsibility that someone has left to me.

I went straight to the chameleon Dumont's house, I was an acquaintance with him in the monster village, and now I fled to the monster village, so I will find his house for a while.

I kicked the wooden door of his house a few times with my foot and shouted a few times: "Lao Du, Lao Du, open the door, hey, my brother is here." "I'm sure he's there, after all, white smoke rises from his chimney.

I kicked a few more times, and after a while, Dumont, who was tall and thin like a bamboo pole, opened the wooden door in a mess of clothes, and a murmur of air flowed out of it.

"Old Du, Merry Christmas!"

It was cold outside, and when he saw me holding two bowls of breakfast, he frowned and stepped aside: "I will talk about it when I have something to say." ”

I slipped in, and the shabby house was burning with a stove, and it was much more ambiguous inside than outside. An old radio still broadcasts the news and appears to be Dumont's only life program.

I found a chair and sat down, Dumont closed the door and sat down by the stove, looked at the porridge and fried noodles I had placed on the table, and said, "Is this what I called a Christmas present? ”

I pulled two bowls to me and said, "Who's going to give you a Christmas present? this is my breakfast!"

Dumont snorted, stopped looking at me, didn't even ask me why I had come here, quietly looked up at the wall, and listened to the news on the radio. He leaned on a wooden chair and listened quietly to the radio broadcast, like an old man. No, although he really had to count his age, he was actually older than all normal human old men, and he was an old man.

We were going our own way, and suddenly he asked me, "I heard that you have been rejected." ”

Poof--Dumont looked down and flashed, dodging the porridge I squirted.

Poof-The follow-up porridge was launched, and Dumont, who had just raised his head, looked down again and said in a thrilling manner: "I knew you would be like this." ”

I coughed and pointed at Dumont and asked, "How do you know?!"

"You've squirted me so many times, I won't know?!"

"I mean, how did you know I was rejected?"

When it happened last night, this guy actually knew the next morning that it was actually a god!

After making sure that I would not spray the porridge again, Dumont sat down calmly, looked at the porridge sprayed on the table and the floor, and said firmly, "You will wipe me clean before leaving." ”

"Cut, who listens to you. ”

"Then I'll tell the whole village about your rejection by Lu Qi. ”

"You even know the name?!"

"To wipe or not to wipe?"

"Grass!"

After getting my vague agreement, Du Meng said, "Liu Qidong told me." ”

"That bastard, watch me beat him up the next time I see him...... Did he come to the village early in the morning?"

Dumont shook his head and said, "No. ”

I was depressed and said, "Then how do you know?

"Almost. ”

There was no special expression on Dumont's face, but I was shocked inside. I didn't expect this chameleon to be hidden deeply, and even a stunt like a thousand miles of sound transmission will be able to, admire and admire!

As a result, he pulled out an Apple 6 and scared me so much that I almost fell out of my chair.

This morning, the monster who took care of the village canteen asked me to make a phone call to Liu Qidong, saying that there were not many ingredients in the canteen, and asked him to bring a truck over, and he told me about your rejection as a joke. ”

Putting down the fact that my rejection was a joke, I pointed to the mobile phone in his hand and asked, "Where did you get your mobile phone?" Or Apple 6 right, is this radio left by the former villagers? I haven't seen your family have it before." ”

"...... to the city"

I looked at him in disbelief: "Did you go to the city to steal?"

Not to mention, this chameleon will be invisible, and it is time to go to the major stores in the city to steal some mobile phones, computers, and radios, and it is really intentional, and it is not easy to steal high-end products such as gold, diamonds, and famous paintings?!

"I bought it in the city. Dumont glanced at me in displeasure and said, "How could I be such a monster?"

"I don't know...... "But he looks like a bad guy."

Even if I hadn't said the rest of the sentence, Dumont could tell from the way I looked at me what I was thinking, and he glanced at me again with displeasure.

"The village is safe and comfortable, but it's still a bit boring to stay for a long time. Occasionally, I would go outside with Liu Qiaodong. As for getting out of the hidden array, I wasn't too worried, after all, with my ability, it would not be easy to catch me, unless the other party was a profound cultivator. ”

Me: "Off topic, I'm asking you where the apples come from." ”

"Rob. ”

"Rob?!"

Du Meng touched his mobile phone and said, "What is Liu Qidong taking me to do, called...... They smashed the field, beat a few small rivers, and snatched some property from them, including such a mobile phone, and used those banknotes to buy such a radio in the old street. ”

"That kid Liu Qidong actually took you out behind my back? It's outrageous!" At the same time, I accused Dumont: "Do you know that it's wrong to steal things!"

"It's okay, the other party is a small man, and he has done a lot of hurtful things, and if I cripple them, they won't be able to harm people. ”

"Still disabled?"

"I can still take care of myself. ”

I was afraid that these monsters would go out to make trouble, but I didn't expect this usually honest Dumont to dare to do this, and other monsters still have to do it? It's getting harder and harder to care about them.

"Alas, in short, it's not right to beat people and rob people, don't do this in the future, and don't listen to Liu Qiaodong's bastard boy casually. ”

"But, didn't Liu Qidong say that you sneaked into other people's homes and stole 300 million from others?"

I excitedly said, "Can stealing money from corrupt officials be considered stealing? That's taking!"

"Then do I grab money or borrow money? ”

I can't argue with what he said.

After a long time, I pressed his hand and said earnestly: "We can't do this, we want to promote positive energy, what should we do if we steal it and be seen by the audience?"

"You'd better mind your own business first. ”

After a heavy lecture, I offered to exchange my old phone for his Apple 6, anyway, it was useless for him, a monster who didn't know how to touch high-tech, to ask for an Apple, and he refused.

"No way!"

"Why?"

He looked at me with disdain: "Even people who don't know mobile phones can see that your mobile phone is not the same grade as mine!"

I can't argue with what he said.

Well, I'm going to take advantage of it when I see through it. Being so despised forced me to take out my current military mobile phone and shoot him on the table.

"This is a special force, a mobile phone secretly developed and produced by the military, it won't break if you smash it with a hammer, it's much stronger than your Apple!"

Dumont glanced at my ugly phone on the table, snorted faintly, and continued listening to the radio dismissively.

He's not a stupid person, and it seems that I underestimated him before.

After I finished breakfast, I wiped the dirty place, washed the two dishes and chopsticks, and then sat bored at his house listening to the radio, feeling that I was much older.

In the following time, Du Liang called me and told me about the vampire incident last night. What on behalf of the people of the Ministry of National Security, the Ministry of National Security, praised us dragon group. I replied very unceremoniously: "Praise is praise, but you give money! Is there such a reason for not giving money for work? Be careful that I will sue you at the Labor and Social Security Bureau!"

That guy said that a lot of countries have no money, and I should have the big heart that a hero should have, and do good deeds without asking for anything in return. It's all! If you want me to be so active when I save the world, and talk about money and call me a hero. Am I a hero? I'm a scoundrel!

In the end, Du Liang casually agreed to fight for me national economic support, and mentioned that three vampires who were defeated by our dragon group and one of the vampires captured by their military last night were sent to a mysterious base for research as experiments. Du Liang asked me what I thought about this matter, although I was quite worried about what problems they would cause by doing so, and I would not be able to take care of it, or I would not be too lazy to take care of it.

"Do whatever you like, don't hurt me. ”

Du Liang let out a faint "um", which sounded meaningful, and I didn't know what he didn't tell me.

I hung up the phone, and it happened that someone knocked on the door of the Dumont family.

As I got close to the door, I got up and walked to the door to open it, wondering who it would be. If it's Liu Qidong's kid, needless to say, it's a beating.

But when the door opened, I didn't see anyone in front of me, or rather, not a single youkai.

"Where's the wool?"

Something touched my foot and scared me backwards. When I looked down, it turned out to be a low stump demon, crawling into the house with its roots wriggling, startling me.