Chapter Twenty-Seven: What Are the Opportunities?
There was a burst of haze in the sky, and the scene of golden light caused by the Buddha's incarnation just now had long since disappeared, Zhang Zilong looked back and saw the reactions of several girls, and directly threw a spell over, Yue'er and the others didn't have time to see the big scene in the sky, they were sent back to Zhang's mansion by Zhang Zilong, and a ban was set, except for Nuwa, no one in Zhang's mansion could see what was going to happen next.
"Girls' families, you can't learn badly!" Zhang shook his head with emotion, and then made a chair out of clouds, crossed Erlang's legs, grabbed the void with his right hand, and got a bottle of Yaochi wine out of nowhere, watching the big show beautifully.
As the saying goes, there must be a brave man under the heavy reward, not to mention the temptation of the emperor's position? Although these beggars live a miserable life, they are all ghostly, and they really see this battle of immortals, Buddhas and demons, and naturally know that their boss, that is, the young and handsome man behind him, is the most powerful.
Mortals have never lacked the greatest imagination to conceive of the unknown.
Immortals and Buddhas are to ordinary people, just like modern UFOs are to ignorant people, think about it, even if countries have always claimed that there is no such extraterrestrial life, but do you believe these official words? Whether you believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway.
In the concept of mortals, even if he is just a celestial immortal, he is almost omnipotent, and the Buddhas of the Western world have the power to destroy the heavens and the earth.
Zhang Zilong relied on his own strength to make ten thousand Buddhas kneel, so what is there to send them to be emperors in the next life?
Thus, an uncovered assembly begins, except that the protagonists are beggars covered in hemorrhoids and foul-smelling on the other, and on the other side are noble, powerful, and golden Buddhas.
It's really more exciting than the humans and beasts of later generations!!
Zhang Zilong touched his chin and watched the beggars happily. Sure enough, in the face of interests, even the kindest people can burst out with the most evil ideas. Not to mention these beggars who are used to being humiliated by others!
Rulai covered his nose with fat hands, closed his eyes, and allowed the eight beggars around him to spit and excrete, or punch and kick. Originally, with the power of their golden bodies, mortals' fists and kicks could not hurt them in the slightest, and it was impossible for even dirt to stay on them.
It's a pity... Zhang Zilong's sage coercion suppressed all their magical powers, and the Buddhas at this moment were insulted like slaves without the power of a chicken.
"Alas, I said, brother, when did your Buddhism start recruiting female disciples? These Bodhisattvas look good... But it's a pity to be ruined by beggars..."Zhang Zilong looked at those female bodhisattvas who were like flowers and jade, but he didn't expect that after Buddhism was established, he still opened the door of convenience and recruited young and beautiful female disciples to be bodhisattvas. However, what is the more connotative profession, it is up to the benevolent to see the benevolent, and the wise to see the wise.
At least, the beggars said that these bodhisattvas were not in place... It hurt them a lot..."Oh! No, I'm not a disciple of Buddhism! You can't do that to me!"
A heart-rending howl suddenly came, and Zhang Zilong turned his head to look, almost bursting with joy.
I saw Xu Xian and Xu Xianggong covering the corners of their clothes in a panic, avoiding the beggar who was twice as many as others because of Zhang Zilong's special care.
To tell the truth, these ancient scholars are really a little soft and weak, and they are yin and soft. I used to watch the legend of the White Snake, and I felt that the Xu Fairy in it was dressed as a man, which was very cheating, but now it seems that the real Xu Daxianggong is so similar to the one in the film and television drama!
In a burst of weird laughter, Xu Daxianggong was drowned by twenty beggars, listening to the strange cries coming from time to time, Zhang Zilong said that he was glad: "It's good to send all the girls home... Huh? Zhang Zilong looked at Zhang Fu fiercely, but saw Nuwa's big eyes blinking with interest, Zhang Zilong's simple prohibition couldn't stop her from being a saint at all, and the foothold of her gaze was..."Gollum"
Swallowing his saliva, Zhang Zilong felt a cold aura behind him, Nuwa, won't you get any inspiration from Xu Xian, right?
Although Nuwa is a little perverse and likes to lose her temper, she is a woman born in such a world after all, how can she be the same as those rotten girls who are obviously insane, cerebral disorders, and menstrual madness in later generations... Nuwa was just marveling at the creativity of human beings, because she glanced around, and Xu Xian's encounter was the most fresh.
About the time of three sticks of incense, the beggars were finally tired, one by one lying on the clouds and panting, in fact, in the end, they were already too tired to do it, the reason why they could stick to the three sticks of incense, on the one hand, was the reward promised by Zhang Zilong, and on the other hand, it was a kind of sick psychology of people like them who were used to being bullied.
Zhang Zilong looked at the embarrassed and even some Buddhist disciples with weak breath with satisfaction, not to mention the joy in his heart.
"Not bad! Not bad!" Zhang Zilong clapped his hands: "It's the first time I've seen such a wonderful performance in so many years, and everyone has worked hard." ”
"Serve the Buddha!"
When the beggars heard the boss's praise, they all stood up and shouted wildly.
After hearing this, the people of Buddhism vomited blood, and a few more of them vomited blood, serving us. Obey your sister! This is abuse! Abuse!
Some Buddhas and Bodhisattvas glanced down and saw that countless temples in the mortal world were damaged, a large number of believers were lost, and even the officials of the Qi Dynasty issued an order to expel the Buddha from the Qi Dynasty and never enter it.
You must know that the Three Realms Heaven is a world that has been carefully planned by Buddhism for a long time, in addition to the existence of important chess pieces of Buddhism such as Fahai and Xu Xian, the large number of mortals is also the reason why they attach importance to it. Now that thousands of years of hard work have been dissipated, many bodhisattvas whose hearts have collapsed have cried bitterly.
Rulai stood up tremblingly, pulled off the robe covered with filth, and walked to Zhang Zilong tremblingly: "Your Majesty the Holy Emperor...can we go?"
As soon as Da Yue Rulai approached, Zhang Zilong smelled a pungent stench, and ducked back in disgust: "Leave Xu Xian behind, you can go!"
"No way!"
Da Yue heard this but suddenly refused, which made Zhang Zilong surprised: "A mortal, if this seat wants him, you dare to disobey!" When he said disobedience, Zhang Zilong's voice was extremely cold, and the sky of the Three Realms Heaven became extremely gloomy, and the saint was angry, and the sky and earth changed color, which was not a joke.
Da Yue knelt on the ground in horror, but he didn't let go: "Your Majesty the Holy Emperor, Xu Xian has a great relationship with my Buddhism, if you forcibly take it away, I'm afraid that the two Holy Venerables of the Elysian World..."
It seems that he thinks highly of this product, and he doesn't look at his current situation, so he threatens himself with two poor turtles in the West, don't you know that the most famous thing about this Holy Emperor is unreasonable?
"Forget it..."Zhang Zilong shook his head boringly, pushed his hand forward, and was pushed back to the disciples of the Buddhist Sect.
At the same time, six whirlpools with glazed colors suddenly appeared under the feet of the beggars, and the light of immeasurable merit was dispersed on them, and the beggars who ravaged Xu Xian also got a trace of unique purple qi: "Go, there are six reincarnations below, some of you are emperors, some are generals, some are rich in the world, and some are beautiful like clouds, and the promises made by this seat have never been violated." ”
As soon as Zhang Zilong's words fell, the beggars knelt down: "Thank you Daxian for your kindness!"
Watching the beggars disappear into the six realms of reincarnation, Zhang Zilong's eyes returned to the disciples of Buddhism, what should I do with these people? It is said that he has been humiliated and humiliated, looking at the group of Buddhas and Bodhisattvas who have already had a mental breakdown, the Holy Emperor Tianzun felt a huge sense of accomplishment, and his heart was also comfortable, but he was a little unwilling to put it back like this, and the next time it fell into his hands, he didn't know what about the Year of the Monkey.
But if it's really all slaughtered...uh, Jieyin and Zhun Ti will go crazy enough to destroy the Pangu world, right?
I'm struggling.,The long-overdue introduction and Zhun Ti finally appeared.。
One of the two stepped on the twelve merits of the Golden Lian, the other stepped on the oblique moon and three steps, the other had a bitter face, but full of great compassion, and the other had an ordinary face, but his eyes were shining.
A large amount of merit was condensed into a lotus flower, which bloomed all over the Three Realms Heavenly World, and those local little immortals and gods had long been hiding in their caves in fear, not daring to move at all.
"Welcome to the Holy Venerable Amitabha Buddha of Western Bliss, the Mother of the Buddha is coming, may the saint have a boundless life!!" The disciples of the Buddha sect saw the appearance of the main heartbone, and immediately cheered and wept bitterly.
And the Buddhist temple that had just collapsed in the mortal world suddenly appeared again, just like a new temple growing out of thousands of ruins, even more magnificent than the previous one.
Mortals were guided and touched by the breath of great compassion and enlightenment, and many of them knelt directly on the ground and recited Buddhist scriptures sincerely.
"His Majesty the Holy Emperor is polite, the poor monk and the junior brother have come to resolve this cause and effect," he greeted Zhang Zilong with a smile, but turned a blind eye to the embarrassed Buddhist disciples below.
Zhun Ti didn't have the bearing of his senior brother, but he pretended to be b many times, but he was not able to be grass, this old boy also learned well, but with a wave of his robe, all the dirt on the Buddha's body dissipated.
"Your Majesty the Holy Emperor, although my Buddhist disciples have offended first, they have also been punished, should they be let go?" Zhun Ti glanced at Zhang Zilong lightly: "Besides, I have a lot of opportunities in the West, and many Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are piled up here, so I can't say it, right?"
The corners of Zhang Zilong's mouth twitched: "Who is Li Wanji? When did you find such a strange existence in the Western Buddhism that could satisfy the entire Buddhism?"
Jing...Zhun Ti was directly dumbfounded, he said casually, this thing can also make so many words to hurt me..., and then he reacted and scolded: "Shameless!!"
Shameless? Are you qualified to talk about others? Zhang Zilong laughed: "It's okay to leave if you want, leave Xu Xian behind! He has lost my disciple, and this seat has the right to deal with this idiot!"
(To be continued)