Chapter 6 Killing Two Birds with One Stone

Soon after lunch, Fang Wen, Chen Zilong, and Fang Qingsong packed their luggage and set off separately. As soon as the three of them left, the world was Fang Qingya's, and after a while, the whole yard was full of chickens and dogs, and it happened that Huang Xiucai came to beg for food again, so Fang Qingya went out to make arrangements. Han Hai and Zilin hid in a secluded place, but the good times didn't last long, Qingya was tired of playing, and found them in a few moments, Han Haizheng and Zilin kissed each other, and Qingya was startled. Qingya has been thinking about listening to Zilin talk about the last time Han Hai sang strange songs and told some embarrassing stories in the sea, so she pestered Han Hai to tell him a story, Han Hai thought about it for a while and told a story about a monk and a girl:

It is said that in a distant place, there was a rich man once upon a time. Among his children, yes

A beautiful and lovely daughter named Libai. Although she is not a Buddhist, she has heard that many Buddhists in this city are full of Amitabha Buddha and worship the Buddha, and she unconsciously has a heart of admiration. One day, she asked a layman how people can serve the Buddha and get twice the result with half the effort. The man told her that the best way to serve the Buddha was to renounce all earthly bonds, as the monks did who fled into the desert.

The girl was only fourteen years old, and simple-minded, and when she heard this, she was not actually moved by any Buddhist scriptures, but only by childish impulses, and she hid from her family, and secretly set out to the desert alone the next morning. With this enthusiasm, she went through several days of hard work along the way, and finally came to that desert area. She saw a small hut in the distance, and staggered there, where she saw a holy monk standing in the doorway.

In this desert where no one could live, a little girl appeared, and the monk was so surprised that he asked her what she was here for. She replied that she had been moved by the Buddha and had taken refuge in the true religion and wanted to seek a monk to show her how to serve the Buddha, and the monk saw that she was young and beautiful, and was afraid that if she took her in, she would be tempted by the devil, so she praised her pious volunteering with good words, took out some wild vegetable roots, wild apples, and dates for her to eat, poured some water for her to drink, and said, "Daughter, not far from here, there lives a holy monk who knows more than me how to serve the Buddha, so you should go and consult him." ”

And so he sent her on his way. When she found the monk, she received the same answer as the first time. She had to go further, and when she met a very young, very pious, and very kind monk called Sekong, she repeated her intentions from the beginning. The young monk wanted to try his skills, so he didn't send her away like the two old monks, but led her into his hut. In the evening, he laid out some grass, which was considered a bed, and told her to sleep on it. After this arrangement, it had not been long before the temptation of sensuality had begun to prevail against his sexual spirit. The monk realized that he had overestimated his restraint, and could not withstand the devil's onslaught, so he had to give in and forgive. His holy thoughts, prayers, penances, and so on were all left behind him, and he contemplated only the girl's youthful beauty, and he pondered in his heart what means he should use to satisfy his desires, so that she would not be seen as a lascivious and shameless person. He first asked her a few words, and found that she had never dealt with a man, and was really naïve and ignorant, just like her. Then he saw that he could lure her to satisfy his desires in the name of serving the Buddha, so he explained to her how great the devil was the enemy of the Buddha, and then let her understand that the best way to please his old man by serving the Buddha was to send the devil back into the hell where the Buddha imprisoned him.

The girl asked how to send it, and Sekong replied, "You will understand later, you just have to look at me, and you will do what I do." With that, he took off all his thin clothes, revealing a naked body. The girl followed him and stripped her naked. So he knelt down as if to pray, and told her to kneel down and face him.

They knelt face to face, and Sekong saw a plump body appear before his eyes, and his carnal impulses, which had been suppressed, rose. Libeh looked very strange, so she asked:

"Sekong, what kind of thing is that straight and straight thing on your lower body--why don't I have it?"

"Daughter," replied Sekong, "this is the devil I just spoke of, and you see, it has done me good

Bitter, I simply can't deal with it!"

"Amitabha!" said the girl, "then I am much luckier than you, because there is no such devil to haunt me." ”

"You are right," said Sekor, "but though you have no devil, you have something else that I do not have." ”

"What's that?" asked Libe.

"You have a hell in you," replied Sekhar, "and I am convinced that the Buddha has sent you here to save my soul so that it may be at peace, because this devil has tormented me so badly! ”

When the pious girl heard this, she hurriedly said, "Very well, my master, I have come to serve the Buddha, and since hell is growing on me, let me put it in as long as you like." ”

"My daughter, may the Buddha bless you!" said the monk, "let us put it in now, lest it come back to me again." ”

After saying that, he put the girl in the cot and told her how to sleep well, so that the devil who had been condemned by the Buddha could be imprisoned.

This girl has never been locked up in hell, so she can't help but feel a burst of pain, and can't help but shout: "Oh, master! This devil is really evil, it is really the opponent of the Buddha, no wonder it should be punished by the Buddha, even when it is beaten back to hell, it still does not change its nature and hurts people inside!"

"Daughter," said Sekong, "forgive it for not daring to be so presumptuous in the future." ”

In order to anger the ferocity of the devil, Sekong sent the devil to hell six times in succession, subdued the devil, and then he got out of bed and was anxious to rest.

But in the days that followed, the devil kept his head high and his eyes held high, and he was not arrogant, and thanks to the submissive girl's great help, and was glad to contain it, and over time the service was so amusing to her that she said to Sekorn: "I think the people of the city are right—they say that serving the Buddha is the happiest thing in life." There is nothing else in my life that has put the devil in hell to make me feel good and comfortable. So I don't think it's stupid for those who don't serve the Buddha and do something else. ”

No wonder she has been complaining since then: "Monk, I have come here to serve the Buddha, not to hang out, how can we sit and be lazy? Let's put the devil in hell!"

The monk had no choice but to accompany her to serve the Buddha. But she asked, "I can't figure it out, Sekong, why does the devil slip out of hell? If he stays there, and is as happy to accept it and take it in as hell is, then he will never come out." ”

Unable to withstand the girl's repeated requests, Sekong emptied his body in the joy of serving the Buddha together, and his tight clothes seemed to be hanging on a hanger, and he had to cry out when others were sweating. He could only prevaricate to the girl: "If the devil does not dare to be arrogant again, then he does not have to punish him and throws him into hell." And we have already received it thanks to the blessing of the Buddha, and it is now bowing its head and praying, begging for mercy from the Buddha. ”

In this way, he finally quieted the girl for a while. But after a while, she saw that Sekong no longer came to beg her to send the devil to hell, and she was anxious, and said, "Sekong, maybe your devil has been punished and does not dare to haunt you again, but the hell will not let me go." I called my hell to help you to subdue your fierce devil, so call your devil to save me

It's a rush in prison. ”

Poor Sekong, who only ate wild vegetable roots and drank water, could not meet her demands, so he had to tell him that a devil could not stand it if he wanted to relieve the torment in hell, and he could only do his part to help her. In this way, he occasionally perfunctory with her, but the number of times was so rare that it was like sprinkling a bean into the mouth of a lion, and it was of no avail. Because the girl could not serve the Buddha wholeheartedly, it was inevitable that she would often complain.

Just as Libai's hell and the devil of the sky, one is too demanding, the other is powerless, and they are always there

When there was a great fire in the city, Lybe's father, and many of her brothers and sisters,

Relatives and relatives were all buried in the fire. In this way, she became the sole heir to her father's property. There was a young man in the city, who spent all his days idle, and when he heard that Libes was still alive, he went about beating him

Hearing her whereabouts, before the government confiscated the property according to the regulations of no one inheriting, they found her and took her away - Libai was reluctant to do so, and Sekong was greatly relieved.

The young man took her to the city, took her as his wife, and inherited in her name a great share of her father's inheritance.

Before the young man had sex with her, some local women asked her how she served the Buddha in the desert, and she replied that her way of serving the Buddha was to send the devil to hell, and that her husband was going to bring her home, so that she could no longer contribute to the Buddha.

Then they asked her, "How did you send the devil to hell?" and she pointed out to them, and when they heard this, they all fell with laughter, and they laughed and said to her, "Don't worry, child, the people here know how to do this, and your husband will serve the Buddha with you exactly the same!"

After listening to this story, Qingya leaned forward and leaned back with a smile, and glanced at Zilin, who was blushing shyly, "Sister Zilin, it turns out that you were serving the Buddha yesterday, Brother Han, his devil is still arrogant, is it arrogant? Qingya pestered Han Hai to listen to the story, Han Hai only promised one story a day, Qingya didn't follow, and Han Hai promised to sing her another song a day, so he sang again. This song is really strange, at this time it is mostly singing opera-Kunqu opera, or the poems are lightly sung with ancient tunes, only some folk songs in the countryside and some obscene songs will be sung in the Qinglou. But I didn't want Han Hai to hum a song with a completely different tune, and I couldn't understand the words, but it was very good. Qingya was happy to hear it, and said: "It's good to listen to, but I can't understand what you sing." Han Hai came up with the name "The Good Times of the Past" in his mind, and said the lyrics to the effect, Qingya and Zilin were fascinated, Zilin said: "I don't know where this ballad is, it's so beautiful, I have met a few red-haired people in Nanjing City, and one of them speaks a bit like this, you must have been there, it is tens of thousands of miles away." Han Hai thought about it and said: "This is a Scottish folk song, it is indeed a country of the red-haired people, but I can't remember when I have been there" After speaking, he had a headache again, and Qingya said: "Brother Han, don't think about it if you can't remember, isn't it good to be like this now, and Sister Zilin likes you so much, if you think of a fierce wife from your past, then we will be miserable." Han Hai didn't think much about it, he wanted to go back with Zilin, but he didn't know which room to live in, so he asked Qingya, Qingya thought about it slyly and said, "You still live with me, I'm so bored alone." The two had to go to Qingya's room to live, and after a while, Qingya asked the maid to send wine and food to the room, and specially instructed to send a five-altar daughter Hong, this daughter Hong is Fang Wen's baby, if he knew that Qingya was so wasted, he would have been heartbroken to the sky. The three of them talked and laughed after eating the wine and dinner, Han Hai also drank the five altars of daughter red, after the maid withdrew the dishes and chopsticks, Han Hai sat on the bed with Zilin in his arms and said that corner of the corner, Qingya was also tired of gags around Han Hai, Zilin had been tested for a long time and was already thick-skinned, no matter that Qingya was on the side, she couldn't help but hug Han Hai and rub it on her body, Qingya added oil and vinegar to Han Hai on the side, "Up, up". After a while, Han Hai rose from below with a fiery sound, seeing that Zilin was also red and red, she couldn't help but be moved, thinking that Qingya was an old fritter anyway, and she had seen all the things that should be seen, and she didn't care about the many hugging Zilin and kissing wildly, Zilin "woo" pushed a few times and didn't push it away, and the confusion and love went with Han Hai, Han Hai quickly took Zilin off into a red strip, and it was a big battle to climb up, and after a while, Zilin was already panting, and finally her body was stiff and shook a few times and her body was as soft as mud. At this time, a hot body suddenly stuck to Han Hai's back, Qingya didn't know when she took off her stripes, it turned out that Qingya had just seen the Spring Palace, but this live broadcast was a mess, looking at herself, she didn't know when she had taken off all her clothes, and couldn't help but stick to Han Hai's back and said, "Brother Han, let me be your wife too?" Han Hai turned around, hugged Qingya's little buttocks, and waved his gun straight in without saying a word, Qingya screamed, and tears were in her eyes, but remembering that Li Yu said that it was always painful for the first time, she endured it, and after a while, she enjoyed it like silk. Han Hai finally fell into a pour, Zilin didn't know when he turned around, seeing that Han Hai was finished, he was busy lying next to Qingya and whispering to Qingya, looking at Han Hai with white eyes while talking, and finally called Han Hai over and said: "You can't fail my two sisters in the future, you have to swear." Han Hai swore to the sky so much. The next day, Qingya walked very inconveniently, and looked at Han Hai hatefully, it turned out that Qingya was young and not yet fully developed, and the trauma was greater, Zilin was slightly older and had been practicing martial arts for a long time, the trauma was small and the physique was good, and the impact was not very large, and it was not easy for outsiders to see, and Qingya was miserable, although Han Hai was a little proud, calling you naughty, now you can be honest, but it is still very heartbroken Qingya, and she is also coaxing this little girl next to her. In the next few days, Han Walrus lived in heaven, eating to open his mouth, clothes to stretch his hands, busy fishing, idle to make sex, Qingya's little tweed first tasted love, but also love and rape, often to Han Hai challenging tasks, barren mountains and mountains, water trees, behind the window and door, love is there, to Han Hai to serve anytime and anywhere, plus Qingya is talented, familiar with obscene books, full of tricks, is ever-changing, and Zilin, under Qingya's words and deeds, has long heard that Zhilan's qi has also improved a lot, although it is not as excessive as Qingya's, but it is also to be three and four or four and three. Fortunately, Han Hai is not a vegetarian, his talent is not less than Qingya, and his capital is abundant, so he didn't lose his armor like that monk, but he did his best to do his duty.

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1. This story is adapted from the Decameron